Kelsey: ...*cough* Kia?

Kia: *blinks*

Kelsey: *points* Rei's here.

Rei: I wanna audition! *tackles Kia*

Kia: *falls*

Kelsey: I never thought "Bothering Snape" would be so popular...x.x;;

Kia: Get her off me...x.x

Kelsey: ...*drags Rei off Kia*...what part do you want?

Rei: ...I'm here to audition.

Kelsey: Yes. I know.

Rei: Can I audition now?

Kelsey: ...sure. What part are you auditioning for?

Kia: ...

Rei: I'm just here to audition. They don't tell us things like that.

Kelsey: ...how about I just make you Dumbledore?

Rei: Sure! *runs off to practice*

Kia: o.o NO!

Kelsey: ..no?...oh, I see. YOU wanted the part of Dumbledore, Kia?

Kia: No, I didn't! But that means she's doing the naked dance!

Kelsey: Do you want Jin to do the naked dance?

Kia: x.x

Kelsey: Or Shishi?

Kaeru Soyokaze. I rule Pugs. says:

Kia: O.O

Kelsey: ...actually, I wouldn't mind...-.-;; But the point is, you would rather have Rei do the naked dance than me, or anyone else, right?

Kia: x.x I'd rather have no one do it...

Kelsey: Hey, I didn't write the script.

Kia: True.

Kelsey: Have we got a Snape?

Kia: Don't think so...

Kelsey: ...how about Hiei?

Hiei: *glares*

Kelsey: You fit the part...

Hiei: *glares again*

Kelsey: Fuck off, grumpy man. I'm trying to be nice, here!

Rei: *from distance* NAKED TIME!

Kia: *horrified*

Kelsey: *sigh*

Kia: I don't have to be in this one, do I?

Kelsey: ...Shishi, will you be Snape, then?

Rei: *closer* NAKED TIME!

Kelsey: ...no, I don't think you do.

Shishi: ...Let Hiei do it.

Kelsey: He doesn't want to, and I'm sick of dealing with him.

Kia: He'll do it,

Kelsey: Okay...do we have a Harry or Ron?

Kia: Hmm..

Kelsey: How about Chuu?

Kia: Chuu?

Kelsey: Yeah.

Chuu: Nah...

Kelsey: Must everyone contradict me? WHO, then?

Kia: *shrugs* You could be in this one?

Kelsey: ...o.o;;...who's gonna run things?

Kia: Me? *shrugs*

Kelsey: ..er...okay. *gives immense burden of directing to Kia* have fun!

Kia: I will!

Kelsey: I need my coffee.

Kia: Get some.

Kelsey: x.x No...who am I, anyway?

Kia: Well...you could be Harry.

Rei: *very close* NAKED TIME!

Kelsey: *cowers* Hide me...

Kia: x.x Now you know how I feel.

Kelsey: It's your show now, dude. Deal with her! *hides*

Kia: Rei, Naked Time is later. Then you can do the dance.

Rei: *stops* ...uh..okay

Kia: Okay, we need a Ron.

Rei: *looks around*....just tell me when it's Naked Time, okay?

Kelsey: Is it safe? *shivers*

Kia: It's safe...will do, Rei.

Kelsey: *crawls out*

Rei: Who's Ron?

Kelsey: ...Jin?

Jin: Eh?

Kelsey: Kia wants to know if you'll be Ron.

Jin: Sure, why not...

Kelsey: All right, there ya go.

Kia: That's everyone, then. You guys ready?

Kelsey: Don't make me say it..

Kia: ^^;; Okay, cue Harry and Ron! Aaaand...action!

Kelsey: *walks in* I'm Harry Potter, and my nose is missing!

Jin: And I'm 'is friend, Ron, and I have red hair!

Kelsey: We're going to mercilessly attack Snape!

Jin: Whoo!

Kelsey: Let's go! *hops over to Snape/Hiei*

Hiei: *glaring* I'm Snape, the Potions Master and I hate all of you.

Kelsey: *pokes* ... *pokes*

Jin: Wheeeee! *pokes as well*

Kelsey: *pokes* I'm attacking you! *knocks Hiei over from poking*

Hiei: Stop it! *falls*

Kelsey: *pokepokepoke* Hehehe!

Hiei: Grrr...

Kelsey: *pokes* We're killing you!

Hiei: Stop it, you brats!

Jin: WHEEEE!

Kelsey: *pokepokepokepoke* YAY!

Hiei: *whips out wand* Avada Kedavra!

Kelsey: *dies*

Jin: *dies*

Hiei: Ah, blessed silence...

Kia: Cue Dumbledore!

Rei: *backstage*

Kia: *nudges Rei* You're on!

Rei: NAKED TIME!

Kia: Not yet.

Rei: *runs onstage*

Hiei: *blinks*

Rei: Hey, look, sleeping people! Let's steal from them. *rummages in pockets of Kelsey and Jin*

Jin: Hey, that's MY dungbomb-oh, wait. *dies again*

Hiei: *sidles away*

Rei: Oooh...shiny coins and a smelly thing! *throws dungbomb into audience*...where did Midget go?

Audience: EEEEK!

Rei: And...where the hell am I?! *looks around*..*disappears behind table*...*comes out naked* NAKED TIME! *dances*

Kia: *covers eyes*

Rei: *jumps around* NAKED TIME, Saiai! *grabs Suzuki*

Suzuki: o.o

Rei: *hugs* C'mon! *dances* Iiiiit's NAKED TIIIME!

Suzuki: Save meeee...

Rei: *drags Suzuki onstage* NAKED TIME, people!

Suzuki: HEEEELP!

Kelsey: Hehehe...*falls off stage*

Jin: Can I stop being dead now?

Kelsey: *hits floor* hehehe...yees.

Jin: Whoo!

Rei: *tackles Suzuki* NAKED TIME!

Suzuki: *falls*

Rei: *hugs* Yaaaay! NAKED!

Kelsey: I'm glad I can't see what's going on up there.

Suzuki: But you love Jin...x.x

Rei: He was mean to me, and then Kelsey told me that he was in love with Kia. *snuggles* Naked time!

Kia: You WHAT??

Kelsey: Duh.

Kia: Kelsey!!

Kelsey: Yes?

Kia: Stop saying that!

Rei: *sits on Suzuki* Take part in Naked Time, everyone! You shouldn't have a problem with it, Kurama. ~.^

Kelsey: ...saying what?!

Kia: Oy vay.

Kurama: *runs*

((A/N: "Bothering Snape" is © Neil…something (x.x) at www.newgrounds.com))