Once again, all this stuff belongs to LegendaryFrog (Josheph Blanchette) on Newgrounds.com…This is all a figment of our twisted imaginations. Now, I know it's supposed to be Senya instead of Seyna, but we wanted it to be Seyna. ^^ Enjoy. Or else.

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Kelsey: *bounces* I can bounce! Watch me bounce! Here I go! *bounces* Kekekekeke!

Kia: ...*sweatdrop* Uh...

Rei: ...spotlight stealer. *sticks out tongue*

Kurama: Now, girls...

Rei: SHE WILL DIE! *lunges*

Kelsey: Eeek! I'm bouncy! *bounces away*

Kia and Kurama: o.o;;

Hiei: Hn. Every day...

Rei: DIEEEE! *pursues*

Kelsey: Kekekekekekeke! *bounces*

Pint: If we could all stop, just for a moment...?

Rei: *freezes*

Kelsey: Eh?

Kia: *stares at Pint* ...Oh, not again...

Pint: That's better! Now, as we all know, LegendaryFrog has come out with another video! And it goes without saying that we have been cast to perform it!

Kia...Oh, nooooo....No! I am NOT doing that again!

Rei: ...more naked time?

Hiei: *already long gone*

Kelsey: ...x.x...no.

Pint: No, no nudity. This is...Kerri's Big Invention!

Kelsey: Out.

Pint: ...but...

Kelsey: OUT! *whacks*

Pint: Owwww...*bleeds*

Kelsey: O.O PRECIOUS RUM! *licks carpet*

Kurama: Pints bleed...?

Kelsey: They bleed RUUUUUM...

Rei: Lemme see that. *grabs script from pint*...oooh...ehehehe...kekeke...

Kelsey: Hey, I say that.

Rei: You're wasting rum.

Kelsey: ACK! *goes back to licking the carpet*

Kia: *looks at Kurama* Okay, just inch away sloooowly...

Kelsey: *with rum finished* Kia, you wanna be Seyna? She's cute, and British!

Kia: Just so long as I don't have to be Ark, I'm fine with it...

Rei: ...Kurama, you direct. *shoves Kurama in Director's Chair*

Kelsey: Hey, that was the lead role!

Kurama: ^^;; Alright...

Kelsey: I think Hiei should be the little people in the TV.

Hiei: *long gone*

Kelsey: ...x.x...must I make him reappear?

Kia: Good luck with that. -.-

Rei: ...we need an Ark.

Kelsey: I'll be Kerrigan this time. ^-^

Kia: Why not Shishi for Ark?

Shishiwakamaru: ...

Kelsey: .......oooh.

Shishiwakamaru: *dark glare at Kia*

Kia: ^^

Pint: *re-forms* I can be the little people in the TV!

Rei: Says here Seyna has a boyfriend...Jiiiiin?

Jin: *warily* Hai...?

Rei: I found a perfect part for you!

Jin: x.x No.

Rei: But you haven't even looked at it! *shoves script at Jin*

Kelsey: *trying to develop muffin obsession*...gah, I just can't do it. Muffin!...no, that wasn't right. MUFFIN! ...no, that wasn't it, either...

Jin: *eyes script*

Pint: Helloooo...brave little pint volunteering here!

Kia: *tosses muffin to Kelsey*

Kurama: Well, if you really want to, err...Pint...

Kelsey: MUFFIN! *glomps muffin* I LOVE YOU!

Pint: Aww...mommy! *hugs Kurama's ankle*

Kelsey: ...*pause*...hey, I did it!

Kia: *sweatdrop*...

Kurama: ...*stares at Pint*

Pint: ...what?

Kia: ^^ See, all you needed was muffin inspiration!

Rei: ^-^ I'm so proud.

Kurama: I'm not your Mommy...

Pint: ...but...

Kelsey: Have we got everyone?

Kia: I think so...ummm...

Chuu: *tosses Hiei down, dressed in Yuna costume* Here he is!

Rei: *calls up* Thank you, Techie Chuu!

Kia: *catches Hiei* What the-

Chuu: *salutes*

Kelsey: He can be the teddy bear!

Hiei: I'm. Going. To. Kill. You. All....

Kelsey: Kekekekeke...*various hysterical laughter*

Kia: I'm going to regret this, aren't I?

Hiei: Put me down.

Kia: *drops Hiei*

Rei: Not a chance, both of you.

Kelsey: We need an announcer!

Everyone else available: *runs*

Rei: *leaps on Suzuki* Pretty boy! You!

Suzuki: *falls* x.x What?

Rei: Announcer man! *glomps*

Suzuki: Help meeee… x.x

Pint: You're on your own...I think that's it! *posts cast list*

Cast List:

Kerrigan: Kelsey

Ark: Shishiwakamaru

Seyna: Kia

Sal: Jin

People in TV: Pint

Teddy Bear: Hiei

Announcer: Suzuki

Kia: *sigh*

Pint: Oops...*hands Kurama a pencil* Put your name on there, mommy.

Kurama: -.- I'm not your Mommy.

Pint: And Chuu's, while you're at it. He's a techie.

Kurama: *writes down his name and Chuu's*

Kelsey: All right!

Rei: *psst* Kurama...do your directing thing.

Kurama: Alright everyone...places!

Rei: COFFEE BREAK!

Everyone: *stampedes*

Kelsey: ...read a book, people! *strikes pose*

Kia: *sweatdrops*

Kelsey: *points at Kia*

Rei: Someone give me money for the coffee fund! *sound of angry rioters*

Kia: ...

Kelsey: *pinches fingers together in front of her eyes* Kia, I'm squishing your head! ^^

Kia: ...riiiiight.

Kelsey: *hugs Shishi plushie*

Rei: ...maybe if I look away, the rioters will disappear...*turns the other way*

Kelsey: PLACES!

Everyone: *scurries into places*

Kelsey: ACTION!

Kia: Wait...who's the monkey?

Rei: Kurama's the director!

Kelsey: Kurama...

Kurama: Hm?

Kelsey: ...aren't YOU the director?

Kurama: Yes...but why not have Rei do it?

Rei: I'm not a monkey!

Kia: He means direct. -.-

Rei: *grabs chair* MINE!

Rei: Kurama, you can be all the other parts that aren't assigned.

Kurama: ...I'm a monkey?

Kelsey: ^^ *goes offstage* Shishi, get the hamsters!

Rei: PLACES!

Shishi: *gets the hamsters*

Kia: And the Pikmin!

Jin: *drags Kia offstage*

Kelsey: *tosses Pikmin into aquarium*

Rei: ENOUGH! ACTION!

Shishi: *walks around* Feeding time! *picks up hamster; Hamtaro theme plays*

Pint: *sloshes*

Shishi: *dumps hamster into Pikmin tank* ...Is that amount of blood normal? *looks around*

Rei: *presses doorbell*

Shishi: It's open!

Kia: *holding Hiei, dressed as a Teddy bear; opens the door*

Shishi: o.o Oh, no, it's my worst nightmares coming to manifest themselves right at my-

Kia: x.x Oh, shut up, Ark...

Shishi: Oh...it's just you, Senya...what's with the bear?

Rei: *dances offstage*

Kelsey: .......*goes under the stage*

Kia: ^^ Sal won it for me at the fair! And we got this little hat for Kerrigan and this finger trappy thing for you!

Shishi: *stares at finger trap*

Kia: ...Where's Kerrigan?

Shishi: ...In the basement.

Jin: ...Hey...I did that...got the thing off by the time I got up the driveway.

Shishi: x.x Well, GOOD FOR YOU!

Kia: *shakes her head and goes into the basement*

Kelsey: *dancing in the basement* BOUNCE! I mean..er...out! OUT!

Kia: *blinks* Kerrigan...what are you doing?

Kelsey: I'm working on my top-secret weapon of doom! *puts box over top-secret weapon of doom* ....

Kia: ...Oh, really...? What is it?

Kelsey: ...It's...er...not done!

Kia: Umm...should I...go? *hands Kelsey the hat*

Kelsey: ....*puts on hat*...is this some kind of...hat?

Kia: Why, yes, it is! I got it for you at the fair!

Kelsey: Oooh! Did you see the giant wheel? I've always wanted to make a car out of those. ^^

Kia: Yeah! It was great!!

Kelsey: Oooh! *dances*

Kia: *sweatdrops* Need any help?

Kelsey: .......no!

Kia: Okay...

Rei: You digress!

Kia: Anyway, I'll...be...upstairs...

Kelsey: .......you do that...

Kia: *walks upstairs and grabs Shishi by the throat* HOW LONG HAS SHE BEEN DOWN THERE?!

Shishi: *choke* Just...for...I don't know...I don't even ask questions anymore...

Kia: ...Riiiight.

Shishi: Anyway, I send her food via this convenient hole in the floor! *nudges muffin down*

Kelsey: MUFFIN! *sounds of frenzied devourment*

Kia, Jin, and Ark: *sweatdrop*...

Kia: ...Still have that thing on your finger, Blue-haired boy?

Shishi: Oh, shut up! I...just...mmph...*tugs* It's like Satan reincarnated into a cardboard tube!!!

Kelsey: It's FINISHED! All hail my glorified weapon of DOOOM!

Kia: *blink* Eh...?

Kelsey: FEAR ME! *storms into living room* AAAUGH! *stumbles back* SUNLIGHT! Get it off me!

Kia: ...Kerri?

Kelsey: ...yeeeees? .

Kia: Are you okay?

Kelsey: .... Sunliiiiiight...*inches away* Need...moldy darkness...

Kia:...Your invention..?

Kelsey: Oh, yes! ...*skirts around sunbeam into living room* All fear my weapon of DOOM! *reaches into trenchcoat*

Kia, Jin, and Shishi: *all blink*

Kelsey: STICK 'EMS! *brandishes stick 'ems at Ark*

Shishi: ...What?

Kelsey: Stick 'ems! *sticks a stick 'em on Ark* You can write stuff on 'em to remember, and then stick 'em on places! *puts another stick 'em on Ark*

Kia: Uh...Kerri...

Kelsey: . Yeeeeees?

Kia: Those are Post-Its...

Kelsey: It's not true! LIAR!

Kia: I'm serious...

Kelsey: Noooooo! ...*sulks into basement*

Shishi: Harsh.

Kia: One more word out of you, and I'm pulling the cookie sheet...

Shishi: *glares* Bring it on!

Kia: ...Your fingers.

*the next day*

Kia: *watching TV*

Jin: STILL trying to get that off your fingers?

Shishi: . Noo...already got it off...just...doing it...again...stupid finger trap...what finger trap...what...go away!

Kia: x.x Shut up, I'm trying to watch the TV!

Pint: Ooh! That's me! *jumps into TV* This is where Jacht attacked the blue elephant...and molested a squirrled...and wrote his name on a tree using urine...

Kia: *sweatdrops*

Pint: And then he molested the blue elephant...and called himself..the blue elephant shiek..man...I'm wasted. *passes out*

Kia: ...Oh, great.

Rei: *pokes Suzuki*

Suzuki: Oops.

Kia: x.x

:

Suzuki: Okaaaay...Kerrigan's big Invention is DONE! DONE! DONE DONITY DONE DONE DONE-

Kia: SUZUKI!!

Suzuki: *cough* And Sal's cookies are burning!

Jin: Eep! *scurries*

Kelsey: *bounces into living room* BEHOLD! *holds up atari joystick*

Kia: *blinks* Behold...what?

Kelsey: BEHOLD! *continues to hold up atari joystick*

Kia: The...joystick?

Shishi: *still struggling with finger trap*

Kelsey: Not just any joystick...see the shiny stickers?

Kia: Hard to miss. *sweatdrop*

Kelsey: Don't start. These stickers have mystical powers...far more than any average joystick could ever hope to possess...I shall rule, oh yeees...

Kia: Would you PLEASE tell me what the hell you're talking about?

Shishi: It's obvious, isn't it?

Kia: ...Okay, then, smart one, what is it?

Shishi: It's a...a...a...thing to help me get this stupid tube off my fingers!

Kia: *sweatdrops* Really, now.

Kelsey: ...no, it's a joystick! It's compensatable with every system ever created, except for X-box, which sucks.

Kia: Really? And it works?

Kelsey: Yes! I told you, these star stickers have unimagniable powers!

Kia: Ooh...let's try it out!

Kelsey: *switches on Gamecube* ...*hums Jaws theme*

Kia and Shishi: *stare at TV*

Pint: *stalks around*...

Kelsey: *moves joystick*

Pint: *stalks* ...AH! DIE! *bashes hero*

Kia: o.o

Kelsey: ._. ...*goes back to basement*

Kia: *stares at Pint, then at dead hero*...What the hell.

Jin: *sniffle* my cookies...

Kia: Yo, Shi-uh...Ark, go talk to your girlfriend!

Shishi: *walks to the door of the basement, then realizes his fingers are still trapped* ...Damn.

Kelsey: My inventions are crap, monkey. Maybe I should just torch the house for insurance money.

Suzuki: TORCH THE HOUSE AND DIE!

Kelsey: I HEARD THAT! AND YOU PUT TOO MUCH GEL IN YOUR HAIR!

Suzuki: WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE BEAUTIFUL SUZUKI??

Kia: Yo. Suzuki. Shut up. x.x

Kurama: *dressed as monkey* ooh. Ooh eeh ooohh...*monkey talk*

Kelsey: ...that helped absolutely squat. But I'll cheer you up by pretending to love it. *huggles monkey*

*Science Girl plays*

Kia and Jin: *watch Shishi struggle with finger trap*

Kelsey: *writes on chalkboard* Apples plus monkeys equals...ARRGH! *chalkboard bursts into flames*

Kurama: *sweatdrops*

*several hours and one very loud explosion later*

Kelsey: It's dooone...*creeps out of basement and sets large machine on the table*

Kia: So...what is it this time?

Kelsey: This is called a Fantasy Machine. Stick the thing that looks suspiciously like a part of an electric chair on your head, and fantasize!

Kia: Tell me it only LOOKS like the part of an electric chair, and doesn't act like it...

Kelsey: Maybe...*sticks it on head* Let me example-ize...

Screen: *dozens of rabid muffins fall from the sky* We're rabid! We're rabid! *song-and-dance number ensues*

Kelsey: ^^;;

Kia: Ooh...

Kelsey: You try! *sticks helmet on Seyna's head*

Screen: *Kia is fighting a giant sea monkey, until the pug comes along and eats it. Kia poses with Pug, and Mentos theme plays*

Kia: Oh, wow...

Kelsey: Aww...^^ *sticks it on Ark's head* Your turn!

Screen: *Shishi is standing there while a cucumber comes running out* Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly...*Shishi dances*

Kelsey: o.o

Kia: o.o

Shishi: *defensively* What??

Kia: Kerrigan, it's great! You'll be rich and famous and live in a big mansion with fifty-nine butlers, lots of kitties, rabid muffins, and seven types of dinner forks and spoons!

Kelsey: Wow! *glomps* This is going to be great! And we can have big parties and invite all our dysfunctional friends! *dances*

Kia: Whoo! *dances too*

Shishi: YEEEES! I GOT THE FINGER TRAP OFF! I MUST GO DO VICTORY LAP! *runs off* *CRASH*

Jin and Kia: O.O

Kelsey: O.O *vision fades to black*

Jin: Run, Ark! Use those scrawny little legs!

Shishi: But...but...

Kia: x.x He has a point. Run.

Shishi: My legs are NOT scrawny! Uh...Kerrigan...are you okay?

Kelsey: ...kill...

Kia: Baka. RUN!

Shishi: *runs*

Kelsey: KILL! *lunges*

Shishi: I'm sorrrryyyyyyyy!!

Kelsey: *vision goes red*

Kia and Jin: *shake their heads*

Kelsey: *knocks Ark to the ground* DIE!!!

Shishi: Noooooo!

*a few minutes later*

Kelsey: *eating muffin*

Shishi: *covered in Post-It notes*...

Kia: *trying not to laugh*

Kelsey: *poses*

Jin: *poses* Wait, the cookies!!

Rei: PERFECT! *applauds*

Kia: ^^;;

Kelsey: Whew...hey...Shishi, that was a REAL fantasy machine that you destroyed!

Shishi: o.o REALLY??

Kelsey: I didn't make the things appear on the screen...oh, I am going to have so much fun with you...*evil laughter*

Kia: x.x Run, Shishi. Use those little scrawny legs.

Shishi: MY LEGS AREN'T SCRAWNY!

Kelsey: *tackles Shishi*

Shishi: *falls*

Kia: *calmly eats a muffin* Baka.