Once again, all this stuff belongs to LegendaryFrog (Josheph Blanchette) on Newgrounds.com…This is all a figment of our twisted imaginations. Now, I know it's supposed to be Senya instead of Seyna, but we wanted it to be Seyna. ^^ Enjoy. Or else.
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Kelsey: *bounces* I can bounce! Watch me bounce! Here I go! *bounces* Kekekekeke!
Kia: ...*sweatdrop* Uh...
Rei: ...spotlight stealer. *sticks out tongue*
Kurama: Now, girls...
Rei: SHE WILL DIE! *lunges*
Kelsey: Eeek! I'm bouncy! *bounces away*
Kia and Kurama: o.o;;
Hiei: Hn. Every day...
Rei: DIEEEE! *pursues*
Kelsey: Kekekekekekeke! *bounces*
Pint: If we could all stop, just for a moment...?
Rei: *freezes*
Kelsey: Eh?
Kia: *stares at Pint* ...Oh, not again...
Pint: That's better! Now, as we all know, LegendaryFrog has come out with another video! And it goes without saying that we have been cast to perform it!
Kia...Oh, nooooo....No! I am NOT doing that again!
Rei: ...more naked time?
Hiei: *already long gone*
Kelsey: ...x.x...no.
Pint: No, no nudity. This is...Kerri's Big Invention!
Kelsey: Out.
Pint: ...but...
Kelsey: OUT! *whacks*
Pint: Owwww...*bleeds*
Kelsey: O.O PRECIOUS RUM! *licks carpet*
Kurama: Pints bleed...?
Kelsey: They bleed RUUUUUM...
Rei: Lemme see that. *grabs script from pint*...oooh...ehehehe...kekeke...
Kelsey: Hey, I say that.
Rei: You're wasting rum.
Kelsey: ACK! *goes back to licking the carpet*
Kia: *looks at Kurama* Okay, just inch away sloooowly...
Kelsey: *with rum finished* Kia, you wanna be Seyna? She's cute, and British!
Kia: Just so long as I don't have to be Ark, I'm fine with it...
Rei: ...Kurama, you direct. *shoves Kurama in Director's Chair*
Kelsey: Hey, that was the lead role!
Kurama: ^^;; Alright...
Kelsey: I think Hiei should be the little people in the TV.
Hiei: *long gone*
Kelsey: ...x.x...must I make him reappear?
Kia: Good luck with that. -.-
Rei: ...we need an Ark.
Kelsey: I'll be Kerrigan this time. ^-^
Kia: Why not Shishi for Ark?
Shishiwakamaru: ...
Kelsey: .......oooh.
Shishiwakamaru: *dark glare at Kia*
Kia: ^^
Pint: *re-forms* I can be the little people in the TV!
Rei: Says here Seyna has a boyfriend...Jiiiiin?
Jin: *warily* Hai...?
Rei: I found a perfect part for you!
Jin: x.x No.
Rei: But you haven't even looked at it! *shoves script at Jin*
Kelsey: *trying to develop muffin obsession*...gah, I just can't do it. Muffin!...no, that wasn't right. MUFFIN! ...no, that wasn't it, either...
Jin: *eyes script*
Pint: Helloooo...brave little pint volunteering here!
Kia: *tosses muffin to Kelsey*
Kurama: Well, if you really want to, err...Pint...
Kelsey: MUFFIN! *glomps muffin* I LOVE YOU!
Pint: Aww...mommy! *hugs Kurama's ankle*
Kelsey: ...*pause*...hey, I did it!
Kia: *sweatdrop*...
Kurama: ...*stares at Pint*
Pint: ...what?
Kia: ^^ See, all you needed was muffin inspiration!
Rei: ^-^ I'm so proud.
Kurama: I'm not your Mommy...
Pint: ...but...
Kelsey: Have we got everyone?
Kia: I think so...ummm...
Chuu: *tosses Hiei down, dressed in Yuna costume* Here he is!
Rei: *calls up* Thank you, Techie Chuu!
Kia: *catches Hiei* What the-
Chuu: *salutes*
Kelsey: He can be the teddy bear!
Hiei: I'm. Going. To. Kill. You. All....
Kelsey: Kekekekeke...*various hysterical laughter*
Kia: I'm going to regret this, aren't I?
Hiei: Put me down.
Kia: *drops Hiei*
Rei: Not a chance, both of you.
Kelsey: We need an announcer!
Everyone else available: *runs*
Rei: *leaps on Suzuki* Pretty boy! You!
Suzuki: *falls* x.x What?
Rei: Announcer man! *glomps*
Suzuki: Help meeee… x.x
Pint: You're on your own...I think that's it! *posts cast list*
Cast List:
Kerrigan: Kelsey
Ark: Shishiwakamaru
Seyna: Kia
Sal: Jin
People in TV: Pint
Teddy Bear: Hiei
Announcer: Suzuki
Kia: *sigh*
Pint: Oops...*hands Kurama a pencil* Put your name on there, mommy.
Kurama: -.- I'm not your Mommy.
Pint: And Chuu's, while you're at it. He's a techie.
Kurama: *writes down his name and Chuu's*
Kelsey: All right!
Rei: *psst* Kurama...do your directing thing.
Kurama: Alright everyone...places!
Rei: COFFEE BREAK!
Everyone: *stampedes*
Kelsey: ...read a book, people! *strikes pose*
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Kelsey: *points at Kia*
Rei: Someone give me money for the coffee fund! *sound of angry rioters*
Kia: ...
Kelsey: *pinches fingers together in front of her eyes* Kia, I'm squishing your head! ^^
Kia: ...riiiiight.
Kelsey: *hugs Shishi plushie*
Rei: ...maybe if I look away, the rioters will disappear...*turns the other way*
Kelsey: PLACES!
Everyone: *scurries into places*
Kelsey: ACTION!
Kia: Wait...who's the monkey?
Rei: Kurama's the director!
Kelsey: Kurama...
Kurama: Hm?
Kelsey: ...aren't YOU the director?
Kurama: Yes...but why not have Rei do it?
Rei: I'm not a monkey!
Kia: He means direct. -.-
Rei: *grabs chair* MINE!
Rei: Kurama, you can be all the other parts that aren't assigned.
Kurama: ...I'm a monkey?
Kelsey: ^^ *goes offstage* Shishi, get the hamsters!
Rei: PLACES!
Shishi: *gets the hamsters*
Kia: And the Pikmin!
Jin: *drags Kia offstage*
Kelsey: *tosses Pikmin into aquarium*
Rei: ENOUGH! ACTION!
Shishi: *walks around* Feeding time! *picks up hamster; Hamtaro theme plays*
Pint: *sloshes*
Shishi: *dumps hamster into Pikmin tank* ...Is that amount of blood normal? *looks around*
Rei: *presses doorbell*
Shishi: It's open!
Kia: *holding Hiei, dressed as a Teddy bear; opens the door*
Shishi: o.o Oh, no, it's my worst nightmares coming to manifest themselves right at my-
Kia: x.x Oh, shut up, Ark...
Shishi: Oh...it's just you, Senya...what's with the bear?
Rei: *dances offstage*
Kelsey: .......*goes under the stage*
Kia: ^^ Sal won it for me at the fair! And we got this little hat for Kerrigan and this finger trappy thing for you!
Shishi: *stares at finger trap*
Kia: ...Where's Kerrigan?
Shishi: ...In the basement.
Jin: ...Hey...I did that...got the thing off by the time I got up the driveway.
Shishi: x.x Well, GOOD FOR YOU!
Kia: *shakes her head and goes into the basement*
Kelsey: *dancing in the basement* BOUNCE! I mean..er...out! OUT!
Kia: *blinks* Kerrigan...what are you doing?
Kelsey: I'm working on my top-secret weapon of doom! *puts box over top-secret weapon of doom* ....
Kia: ...Oh, really...? What is it?
Kelsey: ...It's...er...not done!
Kia: Umm...should I...go? *hands Kelsey the hat*
Kelsey: ....*puts on hat*...is this some kind of...hat?
Kia: Why, yes, it is! I got it for you at the fair!
Kelsey: Oooh! Did you see the giant wheel? I've always wanted to make a car out of those. ^^
Kia: Yeah! It was great!!
Kelsey: Oooh! *dances*
Kia: *sweatdrops* Need any help?
Kelsey: .......no!
Kia: Okay...
Rei: You digress!
Kia: Anyway, I'll...be...upstairs...
Kelsey: .......you do that...
Kia: *walks upstairs and grabs Shishi by the throat* HOW LONG HAS SHE BEEN DOWN THERE?!
Shishi: *choke* Just...for...I don't know...I don't even ask questions anymore...
Kia: ...Riiiight.
Shishi: Anyway, I send her food via this convenient hole in the floor! *nudges muffin down*
Kelsey: MUFFIN! *sounds of frenzied devourment*
Kia, Jin, and Ark: *sweatdrop*...
Kia: ...Still have that thing on your finger, Blue-haired boy?
Shishi: Oh, shut up! I...just...mmph...*tugs* It's like Satan reincarnated into a cardboard tube!!!
Kelsey: It's FINISHED! All hail my glorified weapon of DOOOM!
Kia: *blink* Eh...?
Kelsey: FEAR ME! *storms into living room* AAAUGH! *stumbles back* SUNLIGHT! Get it off me!
Kia: ...Kerri?
Kelsey: ...yeeeees? .
Kia: Are you okay?
Kelsey: .... Sunliiiiiight...*inches away* Need...moldy darkness...
Kia:...Your invention..?
Kelsey: Oh, yes! ...*skirts around sunbeam into living room* All fear my weapon of DOOM! *reaches into trenchcoat*
Kia, Jin, and Shishi: *all blink*
Kelsey: STICK 'EMS! *brandishes stick 'ems at Ark*
Shishi: ...What?
Kelsey: Stick 'ems! *sticks a stick 'em on Ark* You can write stuff on 'em to remember, and then stick 'em on places! *puts another stick 'em on Ark*
Kia: Uh...Kerri...
Kelsey: . Yeeeeees?
Kia: Those are Post-Its...
Kelsey: It's not true! LIAR!
Kia: I'm serious...
Kelsey: Noooooo! ...*sulks into basement*
Shishi: Harsh.
Kia: One more word out of you, and I'm pulling the cookie sheet...
Shishi: *glares* Bring it on!
Kia: ...Your fingers.
*the next day*
Kia: *watching TV*
Jin: STILL trying to get that off your fingers?
Shishi: . Noo...already got it off...just...doing it...again...stupid finger trap...what finger trap...what...go away!
Kia: x.x Shut up, I'm trying to watch the TV!
Pint: Ooh! That's me! *jumps into TV* This is where Jacht attacked the blue elephant...and molested a squirrled...and wrote his name on a tree using urine...
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Pint: And then he molested the blue elephant...and called himself..the blue elephant shiek..man...I'm wasted. *passes out*
Kia: ...Oh, great.
Rei: *pokes Suzuki*
Suzuki: Oops.
Kia: x.x
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Suzuki: Okaaaay...Kerrigan's big Invention is DONE! DONE! DONE DONITY DONE DONE DONE-
Kia: SUZUKI!!
Suzuki: *cough* And Sal's cookies are burning!
Jin: Eep! *scurries*
Kelsey: *bounces into living room* BEHOLD! *holds up atari joystick*
Kia: *blinks* Behold...what?
Kelsey: BEHOLD! *continues to hold up atari joystick*
Kia: The...joystick?
Shishi: *still struggling with finger trap*
Kelsey: Not just any joystick...see the shiny stickers?
Kia: Hard to miss. *sweatdrop*
Kelsey: Don't start. These stickers have mystical powers...far more than any average joystick could ever hope to possess...I shall rule, oh yeees...
Kia: Would you PLEASE tell me what the hell you're talking about?
Shishi: It's obvious, isn't it?
Kia: ...Okay, then, smart one, what is it?
Shishi: It's a...a...a...thing to help me get this stupid tube off my fingers!
Kia: *sweatdrops* Really, now.
Kelsey: ...no, it's a joystick! It's compensatable with every system ever created, except for X-box, which sucks.
Kia: Really? And it works?
Kelsey: Yes! I told you, these star stickers have unimagniable powers!
Kia: Ooh...let's try it out!
Kelsey: *switches on Gamecube* ...*hums Jaws theme*
Kia and Shishi: *stare at TV*
Pint: *stalks around*...
Kelsey: *moves joystick*
Pint: *stalks* ...AH! DIE! *bashes hero*
Kia: o.o
Kelsey: ._. ...*goes back to basement*
Kia: *stares at Pint, then at dead hero*...What the hell.
Jin: *sniffle* my cookies...
Kia: Yo, Shi-uh...Ark, go talk to your girlfriend!
Shishi: *walks to the door of the basement, then realizes his fingers are still trapped* ...Damn.
Kelsey: My inventions are crap, monkey. Maybe I should just torch the house for insurance money.
Suzuki: TORCH THE HOUSE AND DIE!
Kelsey: I HEARD THAT! AND YOU PUT TOO MUCH GEL IN YOUR HAIR!
Suzuki: WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE BEAUTIFUL SUZUKI??
Kia: Yo. Suzuki. Shut up. x.x
Kurama: *dressed as monkey* ooh. Ooh eeh ooohh...*monkey talk*
Kelsey: ...that helped absolutely squat. But I'll cheer you up by pretending to love it. *huggles monkey*
*Science Girl plays*
Kia and Jin: *watch Shishi struggle with finger trap*
Kelsey: *writes on chalkboard* Apples plus monkeys equals...ARRGH! *chalkboard bursts into flames*
Kurama: *sweatdrops*
*several hours and one very loud explosion later*
Kelsey: It's dooone...*creeps out of basement and sets large machine on the table*
Kia: So...what is it this time?
Kelsey: This is called a Fantasy Machine. Stick the thing that looks suspiciously like a part of an electric chair on your head, and fantasize!
Kia: Tell me it only LOOKS like the part of an electric chair, and doesn't act like it...
Kelsey: Maybe...*sticks it on head* Let me example-ize...
Screen: *dozens of rabid muffins fall from the sky* We're rabid! We're rabid! *song-and-dance number ensues*
Kelsey: ^^;;
Kia: Ooh...
Kelsey: You try! *sticks helmet on Seyna's head*
Screen: *Kia is fighting a giant sea monkey, until the pug comes along and eats it. Kia poses with Pug, and Mentos theme plays*
Kia: Oh, wow...
Kelsey: Aww...^^ *sticks it on Ark's head* Your turn!
Screen: *Shishi is standing there while a cucumber comes running out* Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly...*Shishi dances*
Kelsey: o.o
Kia: o.o
Shishi: *defensively* What??
Kia: Kerrigan, it's great! You'll be rich and famous and live in a big mansion with fifty-nine butlers, lots of kitties, rabid muffins, and seven types of dinner forks and spoons!
Kelsey: Wow! *glomps* This is going to be great! And we can have big parties and invite all our dysfunctional friends! *dances*
Kia: Whoo! *dances too*
Shishi: YEEEES! I GOT THE FINGER TRAP OFF! I MUST GO DO VICTORY LAP! *runs off* *CRASH*
Jin and Kia: O.O
Kelsey: O.O *vision fades to black*
Jin: Run, Ark! Use those scrawny little legs!
Shishi: But...but...
Kia: x.x He has a point. Run.
Shishi: My legs are NOT scrawny! Uh...Kerrigan...are you okay?
Kelsey: ...kill...
Kia: Baka. RUN!
Shishi: *runs*
Kelsey: KILL! *lunges*
Shishi: I'm sorrrryyyyyyyy!!
Kelsey: *vision goes red*
Kia and Jin: *shake their heads*
Kelsey: *knocks Ark to the ground* DIE!!!
Shishi: Noooooo!
*a few minutes later*
Kelsey: *eating muffin*
Shishi: *covered in Post-It notes*...
Kia: *trying not to laugh*
Kelsey: *poses*
Jin: *poses* Wait, the cookies!!
Rei: PERFECT! *applauds*
Kia: ^^;;
Kelsey: Whew...hey...Shishi, that was a REAL fantasy machine that you destroyed!
Shishi: o.o REALLY??
Kelsey: I didn't make the things appear on the screen...oh, I am going to have so much fun with you...*evil laughter*
Kia: x.x Run, Shishi. Use those little scrawny legs.
Shishi: MY LEGS AREN'T SCRAWNY!
Kelsey: *tackles Shishi*
Shishi: *falls*
Kia: *calmly eats a muffin* Baka.
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Kelsey: *bounces* I can bounce! Watch me bounce! Here I go! *bounces* Kekekekeke!
Kia: ...*sweatdrop* Uh...
Rei: ...spotlight stealer. *sticks out tongue*
Kurama: Now, girls...
Rei: SHE WILL DIE! *lunges*
Kelsey: Eeek! I'm bouncy! *bounces away*
Kia and Kurama: o.o;;
Hiei: Hn. Every day...
Rei: DIEEEE! *pursues*
Kelsey: Kekekekekekeke! *bounces*
Pint: If we could all stop, just for a moment...?
Rei: *freezes*
Kelsey: Eh?
Kia: *stares at Pint* ...Oh, not again...
Pint: That's better! Now, as we all know, LegendaryFrog has come out with another video! And it goes without saying that we have been cast to perform it!
Kia...Oh, nooooo....No! I am NOT doing that again!
Rei: ...more naked time?
Hiei: *already long gone*
Kelsey: ...x.x...no.
Pint: No, no nudity. This is...Kerri's Big Invention!
Kelsey: Out.
Pint: ...but...
Kelsey: OUT! *whacks*
Pint: Owwww...*bleeds*
Kelsey: O.O PRECIOUS RUM! *licks carpet*
Kurama: Pints bleed...?
Kelsey: They bleed RUUUUUM...
Rei: Lemme see that. *grabs script from pint*...oooh...ehehehe...kekeke...
Kelsey: Hey, I say that.
Rei: You're wasting rum.
Kelsey: ACK! *goes back to licking the carpet*
Kia: *looks at Kurama* Okay, just inch away sloooowly...
Kelsey: *with rum finished* Kia, you wanna be Seyna? She's cute, and British!
Kia: Just so long as I don't have to be Ark, I'm fine with it...
Rei: ...Kurama, you direct. *shoves Kurama in Director's Chair*
Kelsey: Hey, that was the lead role!
Kurama: ^^;; Alright...
Kelsey: I think Hiei should be the little people in the TV.
Hiei: *long gone*
Kelsey: ...x.x...must I make him reappear?
Kia: Good luck with that. -.-
Rei: ...we need an Ark.
Kelsey: I'll be Kerrigan this time. ^-^
Kia: Why not Shishi for Ark?
Shishiwakamaru: ...
Kelsey: .......oooh.
Shishiwakamaru: *dark glare at Kia*
Kia: ^^
Pint: *re-forms* I can be the little people in the TV!
Rei: Says here Seyna has a boyfriend...Jiiiiin?
Jin: *warily* Hai...?
Rei: I found a perfect part for you!
Jin: x.x No.
Rei: But you haven't even looked at it! *shoves script at Jin*
Kelsey: *trying to develop muffin obsession*...gah, I just can't do it. Muffin!...no, that wasn't right. MUFFIN! ...no, that wasn't it, either...
Jin: *eyes script*
Pint: Helloooo...brave little pint volunteering here!
Kia: *tosses muffin to Kelsey*
Kurama: Well, if you really want to, err...Pint...
Kelsey: MUFFIN! *glomps muffin* I LOVE YOU!
Pint: Aww...mommy! *hugs Kurama's ankle*
Kelsey: ...*pause*...hey, I did it!
Kia: *sweatdrop*...
Kurama: ...*stares at Pint*
Pint: ...what?
Kia: ^^ See, all you needed was muffin inspiration!
Rei: ^-^ I'm so proud.
Kurama: I'm not your Mommy...
Pint: ...but...
Kelsey: Have we got everyone?
Kia: I think so...ummm...
Chuu: *tosses Hiei down, dressed in Yuna costume* Here he is!
Rei: *calls up* Thank you, Techie Chuu!
Kia: *catches Hiei* What the-
Chuu: *salutes*
Kelsey: He can be the teddy bear!
Hiei: I'm. Going. To. Kill. You. All....
Kelsey: Kekekekeke...*various hysterical laughter*
Kia: I'm going to regret this, aren't I?
Hiei: Put me down.
Kia: *drops Hiei*
Rei: Not a chance, both of you.
Kelsey: We need an announcer!
Everyone else available: *runs*
Rei: *leaps on Suzuki* Pretty boy! You!
Suzuki: *falls* x.x What?
Rei: Announcer man! *glomps*
Suzuki: Help meeee… x.x
Pint: You're on your own...I think that's it! *posts cast list*
Cast List:
Kerrigan: Kelsey
Ark: Shishiwakamaru
Seyna: Kia
Sal: Jin
People in TV: Pint
Teddy Bear: Hiei
Announcer: Suzuki
Kia: *sigh*
Pint: Oops...*hands Kurama a pencil* Put your name on there, mommy.
Kurama: -.- I'm not your Mommy.
Pint: And Chuu's, while you're at it. He's a techie.
Kurama: *writes down his name and Chuu's*
Kelsey: All right!
Rei: *psst* Kurama...do your directing thing.
Kurama: Alright everyone...places!
Rei: COFFEE BREAK!
Everyone: *stampedes*
Kelsey: ...read a book, people! *strikes pose*
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Kelsey: *points at Kia*
Rei: Someone give me money for the coffee fund! *sound of angry rioters*
Kia: ...
Kelsey: *pinches fingers together in front of her eyes* Kia, I'm squishing your head! ^^
Kia: ...riiiiight.
Kelsey: *hugs Shishi plushie*
Rei: ...maybe if I look away, the rioters will disappear...*turns the other way*
Kelsey: PLACES!
Everyone: *scurries into places*
Kelsey: ACTION!
Kia: Wait...who's the monkey?
Rei: Kurama's the director!
Kelsey: Kurama...
Kurama: Hm?
Kelsey: ...aren't YOU the director?
Kurama: Yes...but why not have Rei do it?
Rei: I'm not a monkey!
Kia: He means direct. -.-
Rei: *grabs chair* MINE!
Rei: Kurama, you can be all the other parts that aren't assigned.
Kurama: ...I'm a monkey?
Kelsey: ^^ *goes offstage* Shishi, get the hamsters!
Rei: PLACES!
Shishi: *gets the hamsters*
Kia: And the Pikmin!
Jin: *drags Kia offstage*
Kelsey: *tosses Pikmin into aquarium*
Rei: ENOUGH! ACTION!
Shishi: *walks around* Feeding time! *picks up hamster; Hamtaro theme plays*
Pint: *sloshes*
Shishi: *dumps hamster into Pikmin tank* ...Is that amount of blood normal? *looks around*
Rei: *presses doorbell*
Shishi: It's open!
Kia: *holding Hiei, dressed as a Teddy bear; opens the door*
Shishi: o.o Oh, no, it's my worst nightmares coming to manifest themselves right at my-
Kia: x.x Oh, shut up, Ark...
Shishi: Oh...it's just you, Senya...what's with the bear?
Rei: *dances offstage*
Kelsey: .......*goes under the stage*
Kia: ^^ Sal won it for me at the fair! And we got this little hat for Kerrigan and this finger trappy thing for you!
Shishi: *stares at finger trap*
Kia: ...Where's Kerrigan?
Shishi: ...In the basement.
Jin: ...Hey...I did that...got the thing off by the time I got up the driveway.
Shishi: x.x Well, GOOD FOR YOU!
Kia: *shakes her head and goes into the basement*
Kelsey: *dancing in the basement* BOUNCE! I mean..er...out! OUT!
Kia: *blinks* Kerrigan...what are you doing?
Kelsey: I'm working on my top-secret weapon of doom! *puts box over top-secret weapon of doom* ....
Kia: ...Oh, really...? What is it?
Kelsey: ...It's...er...not done!
Kia: Umm...should I...go? *hands Kelsey the hat*
Kelsey: ....*puts on hat*...is this some kind of...hat?
Kia: Why, yes, it is! I got it for you at the fair!
Kelsey: Oooh! Did you see the giant wheel? I've always wanted to make a car out of those. ^^
Kia: Yeah! It was great!!
Kelsey: Oooh! *dances*
Kia: *sweatdrops* Need any help?
Kelsey: .......no!
Kia: Okay...
Rei: You digress!
Kia: Anyway, I'll...be...upstairs...
Kelsey: .......you do that...
Kia: *walks upstairs and grabs Shishi by the throat* HOW LONG HAS SHE BEEN DOWN THERE?!
Shishi: *choke* Just...for...I don't know...I don't even ask questions anymore...
Kia: ...Riiiight.
Shishi: Anyway, I send her food via this convenient hole in the floor! *nudges muffin down*
Kelsey: MUFFIN! *sounds of frenzied devourment*
Kia, Jin, and Ark: *sweatdrop*...
Kia: ...Still have that thing on your finger, Blue-haired boy?
Shishi: Oh, shut up! I...just...mmph...*tugs* It's like Satan reincarnated into a cardboard tube!!!
Kelsey: It's FINISHED! All hail my glorified weapon of DOOOM!
Kia: *blink* Eh...?
Kelsey: FEAR ME! *storms into living room* AAAUGH! *stumbles back* SUNLIGHT! Get it off me!
Kia: ...Kerri?
Kelsey: ...yeeeees? .
Kia: Are you okay?
Kelsey: .... Sunliiiiiight...*inches away* Need...moldy darkness...
Kia:...Your invention..?
Kelsey: Oh, yes! ...*skirts around sunbeam into living room* All fear my weapon of DOOM! *reaches into trenchcoat*
Kia, Jin, and Shishi: *all blink*
Kelsey: STICK 'EMS! *brandishes stick 'ems at Ark*
Shishi: ...What?
Kelsey: Stick 'ems! *sticks a stick 'em on Ark* You can write stuff on 'em to remember, and then stick 'em on places! *puts another stick 'em on Ark*
Kia: Uh...Kerri...
Kelsey: . Yeeeeees?
Kia: Those are Post-Its...
Kelsey: It's not true! LIAR!
Kia: I'm serious...
Kelsey: Noooooo! ...*sulks into basement*
Shishi: Harsh.
Kia: One more word out of you, and I'm pulling the cookie sheet...
Shishi: *glares* Bring it on!
Kia: ...Your fingers.
*the next day*
Kia: *watching TV*
Jin: STILL trying to get that off your fingers?
Shishi: . Noo...already got it off...just...doing it...again...stupid finger trap...what finger trap...what...go away!
Kia: x.x Shut up, I'm trying to watch the TV!
Pint: Ooh! That's me! *jumps into TV* This is where Jacht attacked the blue elephant...and molested a squirrled...and wrote his name on a tree using urine...
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Pint: And then he molested the blue elephant...and called himself..the blue elephant shiek..man...I'm wasted. *passes out*
Kia: ...Oh, great.
Rei: *pokes Suzuki*
Suzuki: Oops.
Kia: x.x
:
Suzuki: Okaaaay...Kerrigan's big Invention is DONE! DONE! DONE DONITY DONE DONE DONE-
Kia: SUZUKI!!
Suzuki: *cough* And Sal's cookies are burning!
Jin: Eep! *scurries*
Kelsey: *bounces into living room* BEHOLD! *holds up atari joystick*
Kia: *blinks* Behold...what?
Kelsey: BEHOLD! *continues to hold up atari joystick*
Kia: The...joystick?
Shishi: *still struggling with finger trap*
Kelsey: Not just any joystick...see the shiny stickers?
Kia: Hard to miss. *sweatdrop*
Kelsey: Don't start. These stickers have mystical powers...far more than any average joystick could ever hope to possess...I shall rule, oh yeees...
Kia: Would you PLEASE tell me what the hell you're talking about?
Shishi: It's obvious, isn't it?
Kia: ...Okay, then, smart one, what is it?
Shishi: It's a...a...a...thing to help me get this stupid tube off my fingers!
Kia: *sweatdrops* Really, now.
Kelsey: ...no, it's a joystick! It's compensatable with every system ever created, except for X-box, which sucks.
Kia: Really? And it works?
Kelsey: Yes! I told you, these star stickers have unimagniable powers!
Kia: Ooh...let's try it out!
Kelsey: *switches on Gamecube* ...*hums Jaws theme*
Kia and Shishi: *stare at TV*
Pint: *stalks around*...
Kelsey: *moves joystick*
Pint: *stalks* ...AH! DIE! *bashes hero*
Kia: o.o
Kelsey: ._. ...*goes back to basement*
Kia: *stares at Pint, then at dead hero*...What the hell.
Jin: *sniffle* my cookies...
Kia: Yo, Shi-uh...Ark, go talk to your girlfriend!
Shishi: *walks to the door of the basement, then realizes his fingers are still trapped* ...Damn.
Kelsey: My inventions are crap, monkey. Maybe I should just torch the house for insurance money.
Suzuki: TORCH THE HOUSE AND DIE!
Kelsey: I HEARD THAT! AND YOU PUT TOO MUCH GEL IN YOUR HAIR!
Suzuki: WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE BEAUTIFUL SUZUKI??
Kia: Yo. Suzuki. Shut up. x.x
Kurama: *dressed as monkey* ooh. Ooh eeh ooohh...*monkey talk*
Kelsey: ...that helped absolutely squat. But I'll cheer you up by pretending to love it. *huggles monkey*
*Science Girl plays*
Kia and Jin: *watch Shishi struggle with finger trap*
Kelsey: *writes on chalkboard* Apples plus monkeys equals...ARRGH! *chalkboard bursts into flames*
Kurama: *sweatdrops*
*several hours and one very loud explosion later*
Kelsey: It's dooone...*creeps out of basement and sets large machine on the table*
Kia: So...what is it this time?
Kelsey: This is called a Fantasy Machine. Stick the thing that looks suspiciously like a part of an electric chair on your head, and fantasize!
Kia: Tell me it only LOOKS like the part of an electric chair, and doesn't act like it...
Kelsey: Maybe...*sticks it on head* Let me example-ize...
Screen: *dozens of rabid muffins fall from the sky* We're rabid! We're rabid! *song-and-dance number ensues*
Kelsey: ^^;;
Kia: Ooh...
Kelsey: You try! *sticks helmet on Seyna's head*
Screen: *Kia is fighting a giant sea monkey, until the pug comes along and eats it. Kia poses with Pug, and Mentos theme plays*
Kia: Oh, wow...
Kelsey: Aww...^^ *sticks it on Ark's head* Your turn!
Screen: *Shishi is standing there while a cucumber comes running out* Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly...*Shishi dances*
Kelsey: o.o
Kia: o.o
Shishi: *defensively* What??
Kia: Kerrigan, it's great! You'll be rich and famous and live in a big mansion with fifty-nine butlers, lots of kitties, rabid muffins, and seven types of dinner forks and spoons!
Kelsey: Wow! *glomps* This is going to be great! And we can have big parties and invite all our dysfunctional friends! *dances*
Kia: Whoo! *dances too*
Shishi: YEEEES! I GOT THE FINGER TRAP OFF! I MUST GO DO VICTORY LAP! *runs off* *CRASH*
Jin and Kia: O.O
Kelsey: O.O *vision fades to black*
Jin: Run, Ark! Use those scrawny little legs!
Shishi: But...but...
Kia: x.x He has a point. Run.
Shishi: My legs are NOT scrawny! Uh...Kerrigan...are you okay?
Kelsey: ...kill...
Kia: Baka. RUN!
Shishi: *runs*
Kelsey: KILL! *lunges*
Shishi: I'm sorrrryyyyyyyy!!
Kelsey: *vision goes red*
Kia and Jin: *shake their heads*
Kelsey: *knocks Ark to the ground* DIE!!!
Shishi: Noooooo!
*a few minutes later*
Kelsey: *eating muffin*
Shishi: *covered in Post-It notes*...
Kia: *trying not to laugh*
Kelsey: *poses*
Jin: *poses* Wait, the cookies!!
Rei: PERFECT! *applauds*
Kia: ^^;;
Kelsey: Whew...hey...Shishi, that was a REAL fantasy machine that you destroyed!
Shishi: o.o REALLY??
Kelsey: I didn't make the things appear on the screen...oh, I am going to have so much fun with you...*evil laughter*
Kia: x.x Run, Shishi. Use those little scrawny legs.
Shishi: MY LEGS AREN'T SCRAWNY!
Kelsey: *tackles Shishi*
Shishi: *falls*
Kia: *calmly eats a muffin* Baka.
