Erm…this sequel-thingy…is also © to that Niel guy…thanks a bunch, Neil Guy! And Merry Christmas!
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Rei: Butterflies...*dances past*
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Hiei: *long gone*
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Kelsey: *pokes Kia* Hi.
Kia: x.x Is she done yet?
Kelsey: Who?
Kia: Rei.
Pint: *nudges Kurama* Mommy, I got a new script! ^-^
Kelsey: I'll check. *peers around corner*
Kurama: I'm not your mommy...
Rei: Hieicus explodicus! *brandishes Cinnamon at Hiei*
Pint: ...well...I got you the script anyhow. ;_;
Kelsey: Nope. x.x
Hiei: *long gone*
Kurama: Ah...thank you...
Kia: x.x Damn. I'll be running now...
Kelsey: *grabs Kia's arm* Oh no you don't...we're supposed to be a team.
Pint: *hugs Kurama's ankle*
Rei: *drags Hiei out of long-gone ness* Please hear me out.
Kia: Okay...we BOTH run?
Kurama: *sweatdrops*
Hiei: *stares at Rei* ...
Kelsey: . Let's see what the pint's brought this time before we try.
Kia: ...
Rei: That's better. ^-^ How about you play Snape again? Pint let me in on a sneak preview of the script.
Pint: *staring adoringly up at Kurama*
Hiei: ...No.
Kurama: *looks pleadingly at Kia*
Kia: *shrugs*
Rei: Please?
Pint: *sigh* ...fine. You're no mother of mine! *throws script at Kurama*
Kelsey: ^^ I think I like that pint.
Kurama: *sighs*
Hiei: NO.
Kelsey: What's it about, Kurama?
Rei: Why?
Pint: *sloshes away*
Kurama: Voldemort...
Hiei: Because I don't want to.
Rei: I see...well, see ya. *walks away*
Kelsey: o.o...what did you DO to her?!
Pint: *tugs on Kelsey's leg* It was the butterflies.
Kia: The...what?
Pint: You know...the little winged insects?
Kia: Since when can butterflies...do that?
Kelsey: Since she read this stupid script. *points to bonus scene*
Kia: Ah...
Kelsey: *rubs hands together* Christmas spirit is in the air, folks! Let's get busy.
Hiei: *inches away*
Kelsey: *reading script* Well...ugh, I'm tired. x.x Who wants to do casting?
Kia: *inches away also*
Rei: *pokes Kia* Wheeee...
Kurama: I'll do it, I suppose...
Pint: Yay! Mommy! *dances around*
Kurama: Okay...right off, does anyone want to BE in this?
Kelsey: . *raises Kia's hand along with hers*
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Rei: Oooh..shiny. *raises hand*
Hiei: *long gone once more*
Kelsey: *raises Shishi's and Jin's hands* You people have no initative.
Jin: *blinks* I was NAPPING.
Shishi: And I was...uh...
Kia: x.x Save the excuses for later.
Kelsey: SEE? Laziness!
Pint: *sloshes* I wanna be in iiiiiit...
Kurama: Okay, then...Kelsey, you can be Harry Potter, Jin can be Ron...*looks at Pint* Ah...you could be Voldemort or Snape...hmm...
Kelsey: Hey, Kia volunteered too!
Kurama: Ah, yes. Kia, you can be Hermione.
Rei: SLASH! *swings Axe*
Kia: x.x Nice...
Kurama: And Rei can be...Dumbledore.
Kelsey: o.o Oh no.
Rei: NAKED!
Pint: ...*pokes Kurama* Is that everyone, Mommy?
Kurama: I believe so...did you have a preference? If not, you can be Voldemort.
Kia: And we'll just kidnap Hiei. x.x
Rei: Heeeey...Suzuki could be Snape...I think Hiei's too long-gone for my anti long-gone-ness powers to work.
Kia: Suzuki's too nice to be Snape...
Kelsey: It's not REAL, Kia...
Kia: Oh, wait. Hey, SUZUKI!
Suzuki: Hai?
Kia: . Shishi broke your mirror.
Suzuki: WHAT?!
Kelsey: GET DOWN! *dives under couch*
Shishi: ...o.o
Kia, Jin, and Kurama: *hide under a table*
Kia: That's evil enough...
Rei: . It was the big one, too!
Suzuki: WHAAAAAAAT??!!!!!
Rei: Ehehehe...
Kelsey: RUN, Shishi!
Shishi: *runs*
Kia: Use those scrawny little legs!!
Suzuki: *chases, laughing maniacally*
Rei: Kekekekekeeee! *runs after Suzuki*
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Kelsey: Uh...okay...
Shishi: *screaming for mercy*
Kia: x.x Suzuki...
Suzuki: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Rei: YAAAAH! *tackles Suzuki*
Suzuki: *falls* x.x HEY!
Kelsey: Woot!
Rei: *evil laughter* Bwa!
Kia: ...Okay...so maybe Hiei WOULD make a better Snape...
Hiei: Hn...
Kelsey: Uh...
Kia: *stares at Suzuki*...
Suzuki: Kill...kill...kill...
Kelsey: I'd say he's perfect!
Kia: But is he SAFE?
Kelsey: Let's see. *comes out from under couch and walks over to Suzuki* Hello, Suzuki. You're looking beautiful today.
Suzuki: Kill....
Kelsey: How lovely! I see you and Rei are taking a nap on the floor.
Rei: Wheeee.
Kia: x.x
Suzuki: KILLLLLLLL!!
Kelsey: Um...*bends down*
Kia: Are you sure this is wise...?
Kelsey: I sure hope so. *nudges Suzuki*
Suzuki: *growls*
Rei: ^^ Cuuute. *huggles*
Kelsey: o.o Hey there. How about you get up now?
Suzuki: ...*glares at Kelsey*
Kelsey: Cranky. . Just get up...nice and slow.
Kia: Wait...I have an idea.
Suzuki: *lunges at Kelsey, despite Rei's restraint*
Kelsey: Aiyah! *falls back*
Rei: *being dragged by Suzuki*
Kia: *runs up* Suzuki, wait!
Suzuki: *growls*
Kelsey: Bad Suzuki! *glares from floor*
Rei: *dangling from Suzuki's waist*
Kia: *hands mirror to Suzuki*
Suzuki: *stares at reflection* Graah?
Kia: Even more so.
Suzuki: Oooh...
Rei: ...what?
Kelsey: *stands up*
Pint: *hops up*
Kelsey: *glares*
Pint: *hops away*
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Suzuki: *blinks* What am I doing in here?
Rei: Awww. *hugs more*
Kelsey: Well, I still think he could do a good Snape.
Rei: I don't want him doing ANY Snapes. x.x
Kia: Why not?
Kelsey: Oh, ick...
Rei: *glares at Kia*
Kelsey: *cough* ANYHOW!
Kia: *blinks* Nani...?
Pint: Let's start this before Rei has an ulcer.
Kurama: Let's do this, then. Hiei?
Hiei: Hn. x.x
Kelsey: Right! *hops behind brick ledge*
Kia: C'mon, Snape. *drags Hiei behind the ledge*
Jin and Shishi: *follow*
Kelsey: ...why are you here, Shishi?
Kurama: Wait...if the Pint's Voldemort, then...Shishi, why ARE you here?
Shishi: I need to be close to my love!
Kia: x.x Oh, dear God...
Kelsey: Awwww!
Jin and Kia: *exchange glances, then shake their heads*
Rei: Awwww! *cuddles Shishi*
Kelsey: x.O No touch Shishi.
Pint: *cough*
Shishi: *hugs Kelsey*
Kelsey: Oh! *jumps out from behind ledge* Hogwarts is the spiffiest spiff-ness-est place on Middle Earth!
Kia: *mouthing* "Middle Earth??"
Jin: Yes! I love Hogwarts!
Kia: *cough* Me too...but not the Orcs. Stupid Orcs...
Kelsey: I love magic! Wheeeeee! *twirls*
Kia: I love the hobbits! I mean...uh...books!
Jin: And I love you, Hermy!
Kia: o.o
Kurama: Rei, your cue...
Rei: *bounces in* I am sorry to say that the evil pint Moldyvort has turned Hogwarts into a harem! Nudity and drinking abound!
Crowd of Unruly Males: WHOO!
Kia: ...Moldyvort?
Rei: Moldy Warts?
Jin: Weird name, but...nooooo!
Kelsey: Keep trying...
Kurama: x.x Voldemort.
Kia: ...Moldy...
Rei: That's what I said! Voles are short!
Kia and Jin: ...
Kelsey: *thunk*
Rei: Uh..anyhow...I'm gonna get naked and leave you three in the clutches of Sir Hole-in-Fort. Bye! *dances off*
Kia: Hole-in...-.- Never mind.
Kelsey: Oh no! A magical hobbity harem! We must flee!
Kia: Flee WHERE?
Jin: EEEEEEEE!! *runs screaming*
Kelsey: . Over here! *drags Kia offstage*
Pint: *on other end of stage* Bwaha...Hogwarts is mine!
Hiei: I am Snape, the Potions Master. -.- I shall kill you, baka. Avada Kedavra. *nothing happens* ...Shit.
Pint: BWAHAHAHAHA! Avada Kedavra! *kills Hiei*
Hiei: ...Shit.
Kurama: Hiei, dead people don't talk.
Hiei: Hn.
Pint: *crazy laughing*
Kelsey: Oh no! What should we do? *gasp*
Jin: *runs over to Pint, screaming*
Pint: .
Kia: Well, definitely not that...
Jin: Bother! *bothers Pint and runs off*
Pint: Grrrr...
Kelsey: Brilliant! Now he knows where we are! How do we rip his ass?
Jin: I have a plan! *freaky echo*
Kelsey: o.o Whoa. How'd you do that?
Pint: *creeps across the stage* Oh harem-members...where are you....?
Kia: *winces*
Kelsey: We're over here, O almighty harem-lord!
Jin: I don't know..cool, though...
Kia: ...
Pint: Okay, here I come...
Jin: No, scoot to the right a bit...
Pint: Oh...like this? *scoots to the right*
Kelsey: That's perfect, O almighty harem-lord!
Kia: Put your hands on your hips and bring your knees in-
Jin: That's the Time Warp. x.x
Kelsey: GET HIM! *leaps out, wielding a DDR platform*
Kia: Wheeee! *jumps Pint, wielding a cookie sheet*
Jin: *shrugs and grabs a wooden spoon*
Pint: Arrrrrgh...*death gurgle*
Kelsey: Hurrah! o.o You spilled him!...ruuuuuum...precious RUM! *licks stage*
Kia: Kelsey, that's unsanitary...-.-
Kelsey: Nu-uh, it's RUM!
Kia: x.x
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Hiei: *walks up* Hn.
Kelsey: SNAPE! We love you! Hug! *huggles*
Hiei: Baka...touch me again and die.
Kelsey: *still huggling* Join in, everyone!
Kia: *very cautiously hugs Hiei*
Jin: *still skeptical*
Rei: *wanders in, naked* Ah...I love this harem. *hugs*
Kia: ...Heellllp....
Rei: ^^
Kurama: Cut! Okay, that's a roll!
Kia: Roll or wrap?
Kelsey: I want a roll!
Rei: ROLLS! *dive-bombs Suzuki*
Kurama: Whatever...
Suzuki: *drops Mirror. It shatters.*
Kia and Jin: O.O
Rei: ;_; *hugs*
Kelsey: Uh...follow the damned butterflies!
Suzuki: Nooooooo...
Kia: I don't see any butterflies...
Rei: *hugs* It's okay.
Kelsey: Oh, you will soon...*inches away*
Kia: ...What's THAT supposed to mean??
Suzuki: *bursts into tears*
Kelsey: If only you knew..
Rei: *pats* It's okay.
Kia: x.x Kelsey...
Kelsey: Yes?
Kia: What the hell are you talking about?
Kelsey: The butterflies.
Kia: What ABOUT the butterflies?
Kelsey: You'll see...
Kia: Riiight...
Kelsey: ...*shudders* Butterflies...
Kia: o.o;; Uh...Kelsey...?
Kelsey: Butterfliiies....
Kia: *inches away*
Kelsey: *hugs knees* Butterflies, Kia...
Kia: Find a happy place...
Kelsey: Happy place...happy place...*twitch*
Shishi: *hugs Kelsey*
Pint: ...rum, anyone?
Kia: Like we need drunks...
Rei: What's wrong with drunks?
Kia: Depends on the type.
Kelsey: Butterflies....
Rei: What kinds?
Kia: Butterflies or drunks? o.o
Rei: Um...?
Kelsey: The evil kind....*twitch*
Kia: o.o
Rei: Evil drunks?
Kia: Evil drunks are scary...
Kelsey: Gaaah...
Rei: I can be an evil drunk.
Pint: x.x Just put some clothes on first.
Kia: Please don't...and listen to the Pint...
Jin: Did I just hear you right? *looks at Kia*
Rei: They'd just come off again, so what's the point?
Pint: Wow.
Kia: x.x Don't read into it...
Pint: Mommy! *hugs Kia*
Kia: O.O
Kelsey: Butterflies.......*glares*
Rei: Aw, Kia....congratulations! It's a Pint!
Kia: But...I...but...what??
Rei: Baby shower!
Pint: Goo!
Kia: I'm not a mommy!!
Kelsey: Butterflies...*blinks at Kia*
Pint: Mommy! *leaps into Kia's arms*
Kia: Heeeelp me!!!
Jin: *trying not to laugh*
Kelsey: Happy place...happy place...
Rei: Awww! Look how much he loves you! I never knew that you and Jin could make a Pint...always thought it'd be a hanyou, y'know...
Pint: *looks at Jin* Daddy?
Jin: ...*stares*
Rei: Go on, hug your papa!
Kia: I...we're not...I'm not..
Pint: Daddy! *leaps at Jin* I wuv you!
Kia: x.x Kill me now.
Jin: *still staring* ...
Kelsey: . Kill...
Pint: *snuggles Jin* Daddy.
Jin: I'm not your daddy...
Kia: Kelsey...?
Kelsey: Kill.
Rei: Aww...he knows your name, Jinny boy!
Jin: ...
Pint: I always wanted a daddy.
Kia: Kill what??
Kelsey: Butterflies...*raises sword* Kill them all...
Rei: Oooh...she's gotten to the killing part already!
Kia: o.o;; WHAT butterflies?
Kelsey: Butterflies...everywhere...*stands up* Kill...
Rei: *claps* I love this part.
Kia: Rei...you're scaring me.
Rei: Why? Sit down, enjoy it. You'll love the ending.
Kia: ...Are you sure?
Rei: Oh yeeeees....
Kia: *sits down reluctantly*
Rei: *small evil laugh*
Kia: *sweatdrop*
Kelsey: YAAH! *lunges for Jin* Kill!
Jin: o.o *runs*
Kelsey: THERE IS NO ESCAPE! *chases*
Rei: Audience interaction! Isn't is great?
Kia: But...Jin's not a butterfly...
Jin: HEEEELLLPPPPPP!!
Rei: Of course he is.
Kelsey: Butterflies...yah! *swings sword through the air* KIIIIIIIIL! *runs through kitchen*
Kia: ...
Rei: Don't worry, she's enjoying herself.
Pint: Mommy, this is scary! *burrows in Kia's shirt*
Kia: She's not going to kill him, is she? *stares at Pint*
Rei: Possibly.
Kelsey: KILL! *loud crash from kitchen*
Kia: o.o
Suzuki: MY KITCHEN!
Rei: Scratch that...most definitely, yes.
Kelsey: Gaah..butterflies...kiiiiilll...*swings sword at Suzuki*
Suzuki: *tackles Kelsey* My kitchen!!!!
Kelsey: *shrieks* BUTTERFLY!
Rei: Goodie! *claps*
Kia: ...
Pint: *hides face in Kia's shirt*
Kia: *lifts Pint up* I'n not your mommy.
Pint: Goo!
Kia: x.x
Kelsey: Arrrgh...*whacks Suzuki with a shoe*
Suzuki: HOW DARE YOU TARNISH MY BEAUTY!
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Kelsey: KILL! *kicks Suzuki*
Suzuki: *slaps Kelsey*
Kia: ...Shouldn't we...help?
Kelsey: Get off me, you perverted butterfly! *whacks with sword*
Rei: Nah. It gets really good.
Suzuki: Get out of my kitchen!!
Kelsey: Maksaka! KILLLLLLL...
Kia: x.x Kelsey...
Kelsey: Butterflies.
Kia: Suzuki is not a butterfly.
Kelsey: Kiiiil...
Kurama: Cut! ^^ Good work, people.
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Rei: Butterflies...*dances past*
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Hiei: *long gone*
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Kelsey: *pokes Kia* Hi.
Kia: x.x Is she done yet?
Kelsey: Who?
Kia: Rei.
Pint: *nudges Kurama* Mommy, I got a new script! ^-^
Kelsey: I'll check. *peers around corner*
Kurama: I'm not your mommy...
Rei: Hieicus explodicus! *brandishes Cinnamon at Hiei*
Pint: ...well...I got you the script anyhow. ;_;
Kelsey: Nope. x.x
Hiei: *long gone*
Kurama: Ah...thank you...
Kia: x.x Damn. I'll be running now...
Kelsey: *grabs Kia's arm* Oh no you don't...we're supposed to be a team.
Pint: *hugs Kurama's ankle*
Rei: *drags Hiei out of long-gone ness* Please hear me out.
Kia: Okay...we BOTH run?
Kurama: *sweatdrops*
Hiei: *stares at Rei* ...
Kelsey: . Let's see what the pint's brought this time before we try.
Kia: ...
Rei: That's better. ^-^ How about you play Snape again? Pint let me in on a sneak preview of the script.
Pint: *staring adoringly up at Kurama*
Hiei: ...No.
Kurama: *looks pleadingly at Kia*
Kia: *shrugs*
Rei: Please?
Pint: *sigh* ...fine. You're no mother of mine! *throws script at Kurama*
Kelsey: ^^ I think I like that pint.
Kurama: *sighs*
Hiei: NO.
Kelsey: What's it about, Kurama?
Rei: Why?
Pint: *sloshes away*
Kurama: Voldemort...
Hiei: Because I don't want to.
Rei: I see...well, see ya. *walks away*
Kelsey: o.o...what did you DO to her?!
Pint: *tugs on Kelsey's leg* It was the butterflies.
Kia: The...what?
Pint: You know...the little winged insects?
Kia: Since when can butterflies...do that?
Kelsey: Since she read this stupid script. *points to bonus scene*
Kia: Ah...
Kelsey: *rubs hands together* Christmas spirit is in the air, folks! Let's get busy.
Hiei: *inches away*
Kelsey: *reading script* Well...ugh, I'm tired. x.x Who wants to do casting?
Kia: *inches away also*
Rei: *pokes Kia* Wheeee...
Kurama: I'll do it, I suppose...
Pint: Yay! Mommy! *dances around*
Kurama: Okay...right off, does anyone want to BE in this?
Kelsey: . *raises Kia's hand along with hers*
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Rei: Oooh..shiny. *raises hand*
Hiei: *long gone once more*
Kelsey: *raises Shishi's and Jin's hands* You people have no initative.
Jin: *blinks* I was NAPPING.
Shishi: And I was...uh...
Kia: x.x Save the excuses for later.
Kelsey: SEE? Laziness!
Pint: *sloshes* I wanna be in iiiiiit...
Kurama: Okay, then...Kelsey, you can be Harry Potter, Jin can be Ron...*looks at Pint* Ah...you could be Voldemort or Snape...hmm...
Kelsey: Hey, Kia volunteered too!
Kurama: Ah, yes. Kia, you can be Hermione.
Rei: SLASH! *swings Axe*
Kia: x.x Nice...
Kurama: And Rei can be...Dumbledore.
Kelsey: o.o Oh no.
Rei: NAKED!
Pint: ...*pokes Kurama* Is that everyone, Mommy?
Kurama: I believe so...did you have a preference? If not, you can be Voldemort.
Kia: And we'll just kidnap Hiei. x.x
Rei: Heeeey...Suzuki could be Snape...I think Hiei's too long-gone for my anti long-gone-ness powers to work.
Kia: Suzuki's too nice to be Snape...
Kelsey: It's not REAL, Kia...
Kia: Oh, wait. Hey, SUZUKI!
Suzuki: Hai?
Kia: . Shishi broke your mirror.
Suzuki: WHAT?!
Kelsey: GET DOWN! *dives under couch*
Shishi: ...o.o
Kia, Jin, and Kurama: *hide under a table*
Kia: That's evil enough...
Rei: . It was the big one, too!
Suzuki: WHAAAAAAAT??!!!!!
Rei: Ehehehe...
Kelsey: RUN, Shishi!
Shishi: *runs*
Kia: Use those scrawny little legs!!
Suzuki: *chases, laughing maniacally*
Rei: Kekekekekeeee! *runs after Suzuki*
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Kelsey: Uh...okay...
Shishi: *screaming for mercy*
Kia: x.x Suzuki...
Suzuki: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Rei: YAAAAH! *tackles Suzuki*
Suzuki: *falls* x.x HEY!
Kelsey: Woot!
Rei: *evil laughter* Bwa!
Kia: ...Okay...so maybe Hiei WOULD make a better Snape...
Hiei: Hn...
Kelsey: Uh...
Kia: *stares at Suzuki*...
Suzuki: Kill...kill...kill...
Kelsey: I'd say he's perfect!
Kia: But is he SAFE?
Kelsey: Let's see. *comes out from under couch and walks over to Suzuki* Hello, Suzuki. You're looking beautiful today.
Suzuki: Kill....
Kelsey: How lovely! I see you and Rei are taking a nap on the floor.
Rei: Wheeee.
Kia: x.x
Suzuki: KILLLLLLLL!!
Kelsey: Um...*bends down*
Kia: Are you sure this is wise...?
Kelsey: I sure hope so. *nudges Suzuki*
Suzuki: *growls*
Rei: ^^ Cuuute. *huggles*
Kelsey: o.o Hey there. How about you get up now?
Suzuki: ...*glares at Kelsey*
Kelsey: Cranky. . Just get up...nice and slow.
Kia: Wait...I have an idea.
Suzuki: *lunges at Kelsey, despite Rei's restraint*
Kelsey: Aiyah! *falls back*
Rei: *being dragged by Suzuki*
Kia: *runs up* Suzuki, wait!
Suzuki: *growls*
Kelsey: Bad Suzuki! *glares from floor*
Rei: *dangling from Suzuki's waist*
Kia: *hands mirror to Suzuki*
Suzuki: *stares at reflection* Graah?
Kia: Even more so.
Suzuki: Oooh...
Rei: ...what?
Kelsey: *stands up*
Pint: *hops up*
Kelsey: *glares*
Pint: *hops away*
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Suzuki: *blinks* What am I doing in here?
Rei: Awww. *hugs more*
Kelsey: Well, I still think he could do a good Snape.
Rei: I don't want him doing ANY Snapes. x.x
Kia: Why not?
Kelsey: Oh, ick...
Rei: *glares at Kia*
Kelsey: *cough* ANYHOW!
Kia: *blinks* Nani...?
Pint: Let's start this before Rei has an ulcer.
Kurama: Let's do this, then. Hiei?
Hiei: Hn. x.x
Kelsey: Right! *hops behind brick ledge*
Kia: C'mon, Snape. *drags Hiei behind the ledge*
Jin and Shishi: *follow*
Kelsey: ...why are you here, Shishi?
Kurama: Wait...if the Pint's Voldemort, then...Shishi, why ARE you here?
Shishi: I need to be close to my love!
Kia: x.x Oh, dear God...
Kelsey: Awwww!
Jin and Kia: *exchange glances, then shake their heads*
Rei: Awwww! *cuddles Shishi*
Kelsey: x.O No touch Shishi.
Pint: *cough*
Shishi: *hugs Kelsey*
Kelsey: Oh! *jumps out from behind ledge* Hogwarts is the spiffiest spiff-ness-est place on Middle Earth!
Kia: *mouthing* "Middle Earth??"
Jin: Yes! I love Hogwarts!
Kia: *cough* Me too...but not the Orcs. Stupid Orcs...
Kelsey: I love magic! Wheeeeee! *twirls*
Kia: I love the hobbits! I mean...uh...books!
Jin: And I love you, Hermy!
Kia: o.o
Kurama: Rei, your cue...
Rei: *bounces in* I am sorry to say that the evil pint Moldyvort has turned Hogwarts into a harem! Nudity and drinking abound!
Crowd of Unruly Males: WHOO!
Kia: ...Moldyvort?
Rei: Moldy Warts?
Jin: Weird name, but...nooooo!
Kelsey: Keep trying...
Kurama: x.x Voldemort.
Kia: ...Moldy...
Rei: That's what I said! Voles are short!
Kia and Jin: ...
Kelsey: *thunk*
Rei: Uh..anyhow...I'm gonna get naked and leave you three in the clutches of Sir Hole-in-Fort. Bye! *dances off*
Kia: Hole-in...-.- Never mind.
Kelsey: Oh no! A magical hobbity harem! We must flee!
Kia: Flee WHERE?
Jin: EEEEEEEE!! *runs screaming*
Kelsey: . Over here! *drags Kia offstage*
Pint: *on other end of stage* Bwaha...Hogwarts is mine!
Hiei: I am Snape, the Potions Master. -.- I shall kill you, baka. Avada Kedavra. *nothing happens* ...Shit.
Pint: BWAHAHAHAHA! Avada Kedavra! *kills Hiei*
Hiei: ...Shit.
Kurama: Hiei, dead people don't talk.
Hiei: Hn.
Pint: *crazy laughing*
Kelsey: Oh no! What should we do? *gasp*
Jin: *runs over to Pint, screaming*
Pint: .
Kia: Well, definitely not that...
Jin: Bother! *bothers Pint and runs off*
Pint: Grrrr...
Kelsey: Brilliant! Now he knows where we are! How do we rip his ass?
Jin: I have a plan! *freaky echo*
Kelsey: o.o Whoa. How'd you do that?
Pint: *creeps across the stage* Oh harem-members...where are you....?
Kia: *winces*
Kelsey: We're over here, O almighty harem-lord!
Jin: I don't know..cool, though...
Kia: ...
Pint: Okay, here I come...
Jin: No, scoot to the right a bit...
Pint: Oh...like this? *scoots to the right*
Kelsey: That's perfect, O almighty harem-lord!
Kia: Put your hands on your hips and bring your knees in-
Jin: That's the Time Warp. x.x
Kelsey: GET HIM! *leaps out, wielding a DDR platform*
Kia: Wheeee! *jumps Pint, wielding a cookie sheet*
Jin: *shrugs and grabs a wooden spoon*
Pint: Arrrrrgh...*death gurgle*
Kelsey: Hurrah! o.o You spilled him!...ruuuuuum...precious RUM! *licks stage*
Kia: Kelsey, that's unsanitary...-.-
Kelsey: Nu-uh, it's RUM!
Kia: x.x
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Hiei: *walks up* Hn.
Kelsey: SNAPE! We love you! Hug! *huggles*
Hiei: Baka...touch me again and die.
Kelsey: *still huggling* Join in, everyone!
Kia: *very cautiously hugs Hiei*
Jin: *still skeptical*
Rei: *wanders in, naked* Ah...I love this harem. *hugs*
Kia: ...Heellllp....
Rei: ^^
Kurama: Cut! Okay, that's a roll!
Kia: Roll or wrap?
Kelsey: I want a roll!
Rei: ROLLS! *dive-bombs Suzuki*
Kurama: Whatever...
Suzuki: *drops Mirror. It shatters.*
Kia and Jin: O.O
Rei: ;_; *hugs*
Kelsey: Uh...follow the damned butterflies!
Suzuki: Nooooooo...
Kia: I don't see any butterflies...
Rei: *hugs* It's okay.
Kelsey: Oh, you will soon...*inches away*
Kia: ...What's THAT supposed to mean??
Suzuki: *bursts into tears*
Kelsey: If only you knew..
Rei: *pats* It's okay.
Kia: x.x Kelsey...
Kelsey: Yes?
Kia: What the hell are you talking about?
Kelsey: The butterflies.
Kia: What ABOUT the butterflies?
Kelsey: You'll see...
Kia: Riiight...
Kelsey: ...*shudders* Butterflies...
Kia: o.o;; Uh...Kelsey...?
Kelsey: Butterfliiies....
Kia: *inches away*
Kelsey: *hugs knees* Butterflies, Kia...
Kia: Find a happy place...
Kelsey: Happy place...happy place...*twitch*
Shishi: *hugs Kelsey*
Pint: ...rum, anyone?
Kia: Like we need drunks...
Rei: What's wrong with drunks?
Kia: Depends on the type.
Kelsey: Butterflies....
Rei: What kinds?
Kia: Butterflies or drunks? o.o
Rei: Um...?
Kelsey: The evil kind....*twitch*
Kia: o.o
Rei: Evil drunks?
Kia: Evil drunks are scary...
Kelsey: Gaaah...
Rei: I can be an evil drunk.
Pint: x.x Just put some clothes on first.
Kia: Please don't...and listen to the Pint...
Jin: Did I just hear you right? *looks at Kia*
Rei: They'd just come off again, so what's the point?
Pint: Wow.
Kia: x.x Don't read into it...
Pint: Mommy! *hugs Kia*
Kia: O.O
Kelsey: Butterflies.......*glares*
Rei: Aw, Kia....congratulations! It's a Pint!
Kia: But...I...but...what??
Rei: Baby shower!
Pint: Goo!
Kia: I'm not a mommy!!
Kelsey: Butterflies...*blinks at Kia*
Pint: Mommy! *leaps into Kia's arms*
Kia: Heeeelp me!!!
Jin: *trying not to laugh*
Kelsey: Happy place...happy place...
Rei: Awww! Look how much he loves you! I never knew that you and Jin could make a Pint...always thought it'd be a hanyou, y'know...
Pint: *looks at Jin* Daddy?
Jin: ...*stares*
Rei: Go on, hug your papa!
Kia: I...we're not...I'm not..
Pint: Daddy! *leaps at Jin* I wuv you!
Kia: x.x Kill me now.
Jin: *still staring* ...
Kelsey: . Kill...
Pint: *snuggles Jin* Daddy.
Jin: I'm not your daddy...
Kia: Kelsey...?
Kelsey: Kill.
Rei: Aww...he knows your name, Jinny boy!
Jin: ...
Pint: I always wanted a daddy.
Kia: Kill what??
Kelsey: Butterflies...*raises sword* Kill them all...
Rei: Oooh...she's gotten to the killing part already!
Kia: o.o;; WHAT butterflies?
Kelsey: Butterflies...everywhere...*stands up* Kill...
Rei: *claps* I love this part.
Kia: Rei...you're scaring me.
Rei: Why? Sit down, enjoy it. You'll love the ending.
Kia: ...Are you sure?
Rei: Oh yeeeees....
Kia: *sits down reluctantly*
Rei: *small evil laugh*
Kia: *sweatdrop*
Kelsey: YAAH! *lunges for Jin* Kill!
Jin: o.o *runs*
Kelsey: THERE IS NO ESCAPE! *chases*
Rei: Audience interaction! Isn't is great?
Kia: But...Jin's not a butterfly...
Jin: HEEEELLLPPPPPP!!
Rei: Of course he is.
Kelsey: Butterflies...yah! *swings sword through the air* KIIIIIIIIL! *runs through kitchen*
Kia: ...
Rei: Don't worry, she's enjoying herself.
Pint: Mommy, this is scary! *burrows in Kia's shirt*
Kia: She's not going to kill him, is she? *stares at Pint*
Rei: Possibly.
Kelsey: KILL! *loud crash from kitchen*
Kia: o.o
Suzuki: MY KITCHEN!
Rei: Scratch that...most definitely, yes.
Kelsey: Gaah..butterflies...kiiiiilll...*swings sword at Suzuki*
Suzuki: *tackles Kelsey* My kitchen!!!!
Kelsey: *shrieks* BUTTERFLY!
Rei: Goodie! *claps*
Kia: ...
Pint: *hides face in Kia's shirt*
Kia: *lifts Pint up* I'n not your mommy.
Pint: Goo!
Kia: x.x
Kelsey: Arrrgh...*whacks Suzuki with a shoe*
Suzuki: HOW DARE YOU TARNISH MY BEAUTY!
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Kelsey: KILL! *kicks Suzuki*
Suzuki: *slaps Kelsey*
Kia: ...Shouldn't we...help?
Kelsey: Get off me, you perverted butterfly! *whacks with sword*
Rei: Nah. It gets really good.
Suzuki: Get out of my kitchen!!
Kelsey: Maksaka! KILLLLLLL...
Kia: x.x Kelsey...
Kelsey: Butterflies.
Kia: Suzuki is not a butterfly.
Kelsey: Kiiiil...
Kurama: Cut! ^^ Good work, people.