Kia: …and then he made us watch Vertigo…AGAIN… *thunk*
Kelsey: Never saw it. Isn't that the one with the gay tenor ringwraith in the belltower?
Kia: o.o;; Actually, it's a nun, but close enough.
Kelsey: ...a gay tenor ringwraith...converted?
Kia: ...Got a sex-change, turned to God...o.o
Kelsey: x.x Poor Sauron. Now he has no tenor for his theme song choir.
Kia: But plenty of basses.
Kelsey: ...yes, all the blind, hobbit-fetished basses...
Kia: ...This is one of those times where we scare me.
Kelsey: Oh...but where's Sauron gonna find another tenor? *looks under rock*
Kia: We'll ask one of the elves...
Kelsey: Ooh! I found one! *holds up earthworm*
Kia: o.o;; I didn't know earthworms could sing.
Kelsey: ...neither did I. Can they?
Kia: I don't think so. But it WOULD look cute in a little ringwraith outfit. It could be a ringworm.
Kelsey: Aww! *snugs ringworm* We need to get it a little cloak, and a little horsie, and a little flying lizard thing, and a teensy sword....
Kia: Where are we going to find a little horsie? o.o
Kelsey: ...borrow a kudarung?
Kia: And it'd have wings too. ^^ That's a plus.
Kelsey: No need for an eeensy flying lizard-thing?
Kia: Guess not.
Kelsey: . But what about the teensy sword? And the itty cloak?
Kia: We'll MAKE them!
Kelsey: Oooh...*gets out bitty tape measurer* Say 'aaah', Ringworm...
Kia: o.o;; Why 'aah'?
Kelsey: I'm not sure, but it sure is amusing...all right, I think he's a size...ah... *squints at tape measurer* point oh-two-three. Do we make that size?
Kia: We'll manage, I'm sure. *scribbles down measurements*
Ringworm: *blush*...*earthworm chatter*
Kelsey: ...he says he's been watching his calories. It shows.
Kia: He should be proud. He's fitter than all of the other ringwraiths.
Kelsey: So true. Okay...well...for the sword...can't we borrow something from a midget?
Ringwraith #9: Eh, pacha?
Kelsey: Like...Hiei? . Okay, maybe he's not THAT small.
Ringworm: *earthworm chatter*
Kia: ....hm...
Ringwraith #4: *trips over rock* Can't we make it out of foil?
Kia: *hugs Ringwraith #4* You're me! I mean, I got you on that quiz! And foil's too cheap...how could the poor worm defend itself??
Witch-king: Clean my robes! Fetch me the ring! Kill the hobbits!
Kia: *twitch*
Kelsey: ...riiiight...er...what about a toothpick? We could paint it silver!
Kia: o.o;; But what if it tries to stab Frodo? It'll never work...I could always ask Suzuki; he's a genius at such things...
Not a Nazgul: *whips off robe* 'Tis I, Suzuki!
Ringworm: *earthworm chatter*
Kia: o.o Suzuki??
...he says put some clothes on, you stupid impostor.
Suzuki: *puts robes back on* Yes, 'tis I, the beautiful Suzuki! We shall fashion you a grand sword, tiny invertebrae!
Ringwraith #2: No one ever bothered to make ME a sword...
Ringwraith #3-turned-female-and-converted: Praise God!
Kia: x.x
Kelsey: ....nooooo...*pushes Ringwraith #3-turned-female-and-converted off the belltower*
Kia: *watches Ringwraith fall* x.x Damn vertigo...
Ringwraith #3-turned-female-and-converted: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.......
**splat**
Kelsey: YAY! *dances*
Kia: *sweatdrop* Kelsey...
Kelsey: ...whaaat?
Ringwraith #4: Wha? Who fell off the elephant?
Kia: Tower. x.x Ring Wraith #3, formerly known as the gay tenor.
Kelsey: We were replacing him anyways...*snugs Ringworm*
Kia: Or her. o.o
Ringwraith #5: Mommy! *snugs Kia* I learneded to write my name! Seeeee?
Kia: It's sooooo cute! Can we adopt them, Kelsey??
Ringwraith #4: What's the elephant doing on a tower?
Kelsey: Awww! *snugs* Yes! We shall name them all PIERRE!
Yusuke: RINGWRAITH, you dumbass!
Kia: Don't insult our adopted children! *whaps Yusuke*
Kelsey: ...*pushes Yusuke off belltower*
Yusuke: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *splat*
Kelsey: Y'know...that's really efficient!
Pierre #6: Are we done yet? I'm late for my manicure...
Pierreworm: *snugs Kia*
Kelsey: Aww...he's wrapping around your finger! =^^=
Kia: *snugs worm back* Isn't it going to be confusing to call them all Pierre?
Kelsey: *pats Pierre #4* Well, would you rather call them all Ringwraith?
Kia: Maybe? *shrug*
Pierre #5: Mommyyyyy...seeee?!
Kia: I see...it's very good! ^^
Pierre #7: Dude...like...whoa.
Yusuke's Ghost: Dumbass...
Pierre #5: *gasp* MOMMY, he said a *whispers* bad word...
Pierre #4: Who are all these people?!
Yusuke: **** off, you little ****!!
Kia: o.o YUSUKE!
Pierre #2: I never had a mommy...
Kelsey: *pushes Yusuke's ghost off the belltower*
Pierreworm: *earthworm chatter*
Kelsey: He says **** off to you, too!
Pierre #6: That's it...I can't stand the fighting...I need to go get my nails done! *rushes off*
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Pierre #8: Bring me back some mints! ...can we eat the tasty ghost?
Kia: I don't think Keiko would like that...
Pierre #5: *********! ^^
Kia: o.o Ummm...
Kelsey: ...what exactly did he just say?
Pierre #5: *********.
Kia: I'll let you know when my ears stop burning...
Pierre #8: I didn't teach him that...*looks around* Who stole my frying pan?!
Pierre #4: *wearing frying pan as a hat*
Kia: *takes frying pan off* Umm...that's 8's...
Pierre #2: *sulks in a corner*
The ghost of Yusuke's ghost: ...Shit.
Pierre #4: But what's supposed to protect me from all the...all the things I need protecting from? *twitch*
Kelsey: o.o Ghosts can have ghosts?
Kia: Apparently...o.o And...uh...get a guard dog...
Pierre #9: Squeaker squeak...squeak squeaken.
Pierre #7: Like...whoa.
Kia: *closes eyes* Dear God, help me get through this...
Witch-king: Fetch me my pacifier!
Kia: Fetch it yourself!
Witch-king: Maksaka! I am the witch king of Angmar! I do not fetch my own pacifier!
Kia: You'll ****ing fetch it before I kick your ass!
Pierre #2: I had to fetch MY pacifier...
Witch-king: NEVER!
Kia: *pulls out oar*
Pierre #8: Would everyone please SHUT THE **** UP?! ...you're making my muffins nervous. *snugs tray of muffins*
Kia: Kelsey, I leave Chef and #2 to you...I have a King to whap...
Witch-king: Ha! I do not fear your mortal items.
Kia: x.x It's REIKAI, dumbass! *beats Witch-king over the head*
Kelsey: . *snugs Pierre #8* It's okay...muffins are more violent than you think.
Witch-king: *pulls out Frodo*
Kia: o.o
Witch-king: AHA!
Kelsey: ...*pats Pierre #2* It's okay.
Pierre #2: ...you snugged HIM...
Pierre #5: Mommyyyy...I gotta go...
Kelsey: -.- *snugs Pierre #2* Don't worry.
Kia: *sigh* Have #4 take you...*glares at Witch-king*
Pierre #4: All right...does this elephant have a bathroom? *grabs Pierre #5*
Witch-king: You dare not harm your precious bishie!
Kelsey: Actually...MERRY'S my bishie. -^^-
Witch-king: I didn't ask YOU!
Kia: Jin is my bishie. Oh, wait, he's YYH. o.o
Pierre #6: *dashes back in* We've got to get you a bishie, dah-ling.... What'd I miss?
Kia: Nothing much...what are you talking about?
Pierre #6: We must find you an LOTR bishie. *snugs*
Kia: But what if I don't want one? o.o
Pierre #8: Don't try to argue with Six. It won't work. *cuddles muffins*
Pierre #5: *does potty dance* I don't wanna go heeere, Four...
Kia: x.x *sighs*
Kelsey: Listen to them, Kia! They want potty bishies. I think.
Pierre #2: You missed a spot...
Kelsey: -.- *snugs #2*
Kia: #5, I'll take you...-.-
Pierre #5: Yay!
Witch-king: *looks at Frodo*...hm.
Kia: Leave the Frodo alone. *escorts #5 to the bathroom*
Witch-king: *tucks Frodo back in his robes* I'll save you for later.
Pierreworm: *nibbles at muffins*
Pierre #8: O.O NO! *thwacks Pierreworm off tower*
Ghost of Yusuke's ghost: *eats muffin*
Kelsey: O.O PIERREWORM! NOOOOOOOOOO!
Kia: o.o What's all the screaming about?
Kelsey: *sobs* PIERREWOOOOORM! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY??!
Pierre #8: *inches slowly away*
Kia: The worm?? o.o;;
Pierre #2: I've never had anyone grieve over ME...
Kelsey: *sniff* He got flicked off the tower...
Kia: Nooooooooooooo!!!
Pierre #8: Actually, it was more like a thwap...
Kia: *glares at #8* How COULD you?!
Pierre #4: *snugs Ghost of Yusuke's ghost* Hey, pretty lady!
Pierre #8: I...I...my MUFFINS! *snugs muffins* o.o Muffin three? MUFFIN THREEEEEE?! *looks around*
Ghost of Yusuke's Ghost: o.o;; LET GO OF ME!!
Kelsey: *sniff* Look...it's his little cloak...*picks up cloak*
Kia: *bursts into tears*
Pierre #4: Don't deny our love, sweet lovebunny!
Kelsey: *huggles Kia and sobs*
Ghost of Yusuke's Ghost: If you don't let me go, you sick bastard...
Kia: *huggles back* He died so young!!
Hiei: Hn.
Pierre #4: I am sick with love for you!
Yusuke: I'm a guy, BAKA!
Kelsey: *wails* He sang...*sob* So beautifully...
Kia: *sobbing hysterically now*
Hiei: ...Baka ningens.
Kelsey: I wonder...if a crow will eat his corpse...*hiccups and sobs*
Pierre #8: ...muffin?
Pierre #4: It matters not, my sweet! We are together!
Pierre #6: *files nails*
Pierre #2: *sulks in corner*
Witch-king: *scurries off to secret bishie hidey-hole* Kekeke.
Kia: I don't want his corpse to be eaten!! He must have a burial!
Hiei: It's a WORM.
Kelsey: We must find the corpse! *leaps up*
Pierre #8: I'll prepare the buffet...*begins frying an egg on Hiei*
Hiei: *smacks #8 with his katana*
Pierre #7: ...dude? Like, harsh...
Kia: Yes! Let us go!
Yusuke: x.x
Pierre #8: I will be waiting with delicious edibles!
Kelsey: ONWARD! *strikes pose*...uh...how do we get down?
Kia: The oar...?
Kelsey: Ah, yes. *grabs onto end of oar*
Kia: *hops onto oar and flies out of window to the ground*
Pierre #4: Bye, talking oar!
Yusuke: ...Dumbass...
Kelsey: Wheeeeeee! *lands* ...y'know, that still hurts. *looks around* Pierreworm, precious! Speak to me!
Pierre #5: *tugs on Yusuke* Mister, have you seen my pants?
Yusuke: x.x They're on your head...
Kia: *still on hovering oar* This could take awhile...
Pierre #5: ...oh! Thanks. ^-^ *skips off*
Yusuke: ...
Kelsey: Yes...*grabs innocent bystander* YOU! WHERE IS MY PIERREWORM?!
Innocent Bystander: *faints*
Kelsey: Rrrgh...*tosses innocent bystander into the river* He won't tell anyone.
Kia: o.o
Ghost of Pierreworm: *coff*
Kelsey: Pierreworm?
Ringwraith #8: *chopping up vegetables* You, short one...please bring me the zucchini.
Hiei: Who are you calling short? *twitch*
Pierre #8: I simply CANNOT have a salad without zucchini!
Hiei: Do it yourself.
Pierre #8: I am extremely busy shredding the lettuce into exactly equal pieces!
Hiei: Do it or I shred YOU. And the pieces won't be equal.
Pierre #6: *hovers over Kia* How about Eomer? Brave horselord, yes?
Kia: o.o I don't want a bishie.
Ghost of Pierreworm: *worm chatter*
Kelsey: *joyous reunion with Pierreworm*
Pierre #6: But you MUST have an LOTR bishie if you are to rescue Frodo from the evil grip of his bishiemaster, the Witch-King!
Kia: But I don't WANT to rescue Frodo!!
Pierre #2: *lands on Kia* THEN YOU DOOM US ALL!
Kia: ...Get off me.
Pierre #7: *looks down from tower* Yo...Frodo's like...the story, man...*sways* It'd be totally rotten, dude, without our swift prey...like, whoa...
Pierre #2: Everyone sits on me...-.- *gets off Kia* Seriously, though. No Frodo=no us.
Hiei: It's a hobbit. There were nine of you and you couldn't CATCH A HOBBIT?
Kia: *rolls her eyes*
Pierre #8: Would you like to be the new Frodo? Or would you like to slice my zucchini just so?
Hiei: I'm not doing anything for you.
Kelsey: *ties cloak on Ghost of Pierreworm* There...all toasty for ghosty.
Pierre #5: Mean *****. Then you gotta help us get Frodo!
Kia: Who taught him that word...x.x
Pierre #8: o.o Still isn't me.
Hiei: Hn.
Pierre #6: *examines gauntlets* ...the Witch-King could kick your ass, anyhow.
Kia: Well, then, we leave Frodo and YOU leave ME alone.
Kelsey: We shall march to the rescue of Frodo! .... Uh...wait...what?
Pierreworm: *worm chatter*
Pierre #8: *begins to eat salad* He says..*chewing*...that if they have no one to...*chewing*...fail to capture, they're out of a job.
Kia: So capture someone else.
Kelsey: Sounds good.
Pierre #9: Who?
Kia: Suzuki. Hiei. The ghost of Yusuke's ghost. *shrugs*
Pierre #2: *climbs up the tower*
Pierre #4: *leans over the edge* WHAT ABOUT THE SHORT MOLE-MAN?
Kia: ...What short mole man?
Pierre #4: THE ONE WITH THE PINEAPPLES!
Pierre #2: *pushes Four back into the tower*
Kia: ...Pineapples? You mean Hiei?
Hiei: *glares*
Pierre #8: Ooooh, Hiei! I'd never quite noticed!
Hiei: Noticed WHAT?
Pierre #8: Your fruitlike hair! I have the strangest urge to chop it up and serve it with shaved ice...
Hiei: Get away from me before I impale you.
Pierre #8: *takes tin of muffins and edges across the belltower*
Kelsey: SOMEONE'S possessive...
Kia: I have a headache...
Pierreworm: *worm chatter*
Pierre #7: He says...like, we totally are so very relaxed with awesomely nothing to do. Dude, we very wisely relinquish Frodo to the fetished grip of the sparzzed Witch-King.
Kia: Oh my god...you're all insane...*massages temples*
Pierre #5: Mommyyyy...*leans over the edge of the belltower* Seven's drooling!
Kia: Hey! *drags #5 back* Not too close!
Pierre #5: But Mommyyyyyy...
Kelsey: Hm...*pokes drooling Seven*
Pierre #7: *twitch*...ugggaaa...
Kia: Seven, stop drooling.
Pierre #2: No use.
Pierre #7: Tbbtttthhhhpt. *raspberry*
Kia: ...Yeah, I see your point.
Pierreworm: *lands on Ghost of Yusuke's Ghost* ... *worm chatter*
Yusuke: Really? You don't say...
Pierreworm: =^^= *worm chatter*
Kia: I probably don't want to know.
Yusuke: Shit, you're serious??
Kelsey: I could get you a dictionary...
Pierreworm: *nod* ... *worm chatter*
Pierre #5: *in awe* ...wow...
Kia: They have worm dictionaries?
Kelsey: Yup...*discreetly hands "How to Speak Wormish" to Kia*
Yusuke: And then what?
Kia: *thumbs through pages* I had no idea they knew how to say that...
Pierreworm: *squirms*...*awkward worm chatter*
Yusuke: Damn, man, you are one pimpin' worm...
Kelsey: =o.o=
Pierre #9: Woooow.
Kia: ...
Pierre #2: Please, tell me you can understand this, brown-haired one.
Kia: I can, but I don't want to...
Hiei: Hn.
Kelsey: Hehehehe.
Pierreworm: ^^;; *worm chatter*
Yusuke: And then you did WHAT?? You rock!
Pierreworm: *does a little worm-dance*
Pierre #5: *claps*
Kia: *sweatdrops* Can I run now?
Kelsey: Feel free...but I'm staying for the show. *munches popcorn*
Pierre #7: Like, you so totally rock!
Kia: *inching away*
Pierre #5: Mommyyy...*follows*
Kelsey: ^^
Pierreworm: *worm chatter*
Kia: I'm not your mommy. o.o
Pierre #5: *keeps following*
Kia: *sweatdrops and turns back* This is pointless.
Kelsey: You just noticed?
Kia: No, I just didn't admit it...
Kelsey: Denial...*gives popcorn* Watch the show!
Pierreworm: *worm chatter*
Kia: We're technically IN the show, you know.
Yusuke: *high-fives worm* Dude.
Kelsey: Ssssh! They don't know that!
Kia: ...They?
Pierre #5: Mommyyyy, sssshh....
Kia: x.x I'm not your mommy.
Hiei: Hn. *eyes zucchini*
Pierre #8: *looks hopeful*
Hiei: *glares at #8*
Pierre #8: *pretends to be interested elsewhere*
Kia: *watches this with large sweatdrop forming*
Pierreworm: *lounges on Ghost of Yusuke's Ghost's shoulder*
Yusuke: So, tell me more, little worm homie.
Pierreworm: *nod*...*worm chatter*
Pierre #2: I didn't know they knew how to say that.
Kia: That makes two of us...
Pierre #2: At last, a soulmate. ^^
Kia: o.O Uh...no.
Hiei: *snickers*
Pierre #8: *grins*
Kia: Okay, stop smiling. x.x
Hiei: You're amusing.
Pierre #2: Me?
Hiei: Both of you. I think the look of horror on her face is genuine.
Pierre #8: Let me try...*sits on Kia's lap*
Kia: What are you DOING??
Pierre #8: *snugs Kia*
Kia: x.x Keeeeeelseeeeey...
Kelsey: Huh? *looks up*
Kia: Save meeeee...
Kelsey: PREPARE YOURSELF! *tackles Pierre #8 off the belltower*
Kia: o.o
Kelsey: *dusts hands* I go...and it is done.
Kia: Thank you.
Pierre #5: *watches Eight fall* ;-;
Hiei: Hn. *smirks*
Kelsey: That's not very nice, Hiei...
Hiei: I'm not very nice, ningen.
Kelsey: Yeah, but he liked you...
Hiei: I didn't like him.
Kelsey: You don't like anyone, sheephead.
Hiei: *raises eyebrow* Sheephead?
Kia: *trying not to laugh*
Kelsey: You're good enough for the Mayor, you egg-spattered marrow-eater...
Hiei: *pulls out katana* I'm going to kill you.
Kelsey: You couldn't if you tried, seeing as you're one Mathom short of a Pile...*dances away*
Kia: ...She lost me.
Kelsey: ONWARDS, you cracked alespot!
Hiei: *lunges for Kelsey*
Kelsey: *dodges* You're getting old, Gerontius!
Hiei: OLD?! *speeds up*
Kia: Oh, here we go...
Kelsey: You may not be pipeless, but you're shady as a miller around wits....
Kia: Kelsey, stop taunting him. x.x
Kelsey: But it's so EASY...and I haven't even had to use his shortness...
Kia: But it's mean.
Kelsey: He deserves it! Stupid alespot.
Hiei: Tch. *lunges again*
Kelsey: Hwwwaaa! *tackles Hiei*
Hiei: *slips away*
Kelsey: Damn you!
Hiei: Hn. You cannot hope to catch me.
Kelsey: You think yourself special, that I would chase you.
Hiei: Leave me alone, then.
Kelsey: You're the one that attacked me...
Hiei: You mocked me.
Kelsey: Of course I did...
Kia: Guys...
Kelsey: Oh, shut up...you do it, too.
Kia: Not as much.
Kelsey: Only when he can't hear you.
Kia: Because I'm smart.
Kelsey: People deserve to know what you think about them...
Kia: He'll find out eventually.
Kelsey: It's better firsthand.
Kia: Why are we arguing?
Kelsey: Because I'm right.
Kia: Not all the time.
Kelsey: About this, yes.
Kia: Yeah, well...*folds arms*
Kelsey: Bring it.
Kia: It's already been BROUGHT!
Kelsey: I think you missed, then...
Kia: Pft.
Kelsey: *waits*
Kia: ...Okay, fine.
Kelsey: Yes?
Kia: I was wrong, you were right...
Kelsey: About...
Kia: ...I don't know.
Kelsey: Hm...
Kia: I forgot...
Kelsey: Me too...
Kia: Go, us.
Kelsey: Wow. *sits down*
Kia: *sits down also*
Hiei: Hn.
Kelsey: You're just angry because I'm not trying to kill you, Hiei...*leans back*
Hiei: You are not worth my time.
Kelsey: Then why are you here? *picks scab*
Hiei: Because I'm bored.
Kelsey: Do tell...
Hiei: There's nothing to tell.
Kelsey: Well, you seem to be bored.
Hiei: I am.
Kelsey: Speak!
Hiei: Fuck off.
Kelsey: Midgets first.
Kia: ...
Kelsey: -_- Okay, fine...sorry.
Hiei: Hn. *stalks away*
Kelsey: I'm glad he apologized.
Kia: He did. *grin*
Kelsey: Yup. ^^
Kia: He's such a stoic little guy.
Kelsey: What a character.
Hiei: Shut up.
Kelsey: That's a good thing!
Hiei: Hn.
Kia: She's right.
Kelsey: .
Kia: Hey...where'd all the Pierres go?
Kelsey: They got tired...
Kia: Poor things...
Kelsey: Yeah...there's only so much crossover they can take.
Kia: Awww...
Kelsey: They really are cute, if you make them shut up.
Kia: Yeah, they are...I sorta miss them...
Kelsey: We'll see 'em again...wanna go home?
Kia: Yeah...
Kelsey: *nod* ... I wonder if any of them will follow us...
Kia: Like dogs. ^^
Kelsey: *opens door* I wouldn't be surprised...*vanishes*
Kia: *vanishes as well*
Kelsey: Never saw it. Isn't that the one with the gay tenor ringwraith in the belltower?
Kia: o.o;; Actually, it's a nun, but close enough.
Kelsey: ...a gay tenor ringwraith...converted?
Kia: ...Got a sex-change, turned to God...o.o
Kelsey: x.x Poor Sauron. Now he has no tenor for his theme song choir.
Kia: But plenty of basses.
Kelsey: ...yes, all the blind, hobbit-fetished basses...
Kia: ...This is one of those times where we scare me.
Kelsey: Oh...but where's Sauron gonna find another tenor? *looks under rock*
Kia: We'll ask one of the elves...
Kelsey: Ooh! I found one! *holds up earthworm*
Kia: o.o;; I didn't know earthworms could sing.
Kelsey: ...neither did I. Can they?
Kia: I don't think so. But it WOULD look cute in a little ringwraith outfit. It could be a ringworm.
Kelsey: Aww! *snugs ringworm* We need to get it a little cloak, and a little horsie, and a little flying lizard thing, and a teensy sword....
Kia: Where are we going to find a little horsie? o.o
Kelsey: ...borrow a kudarung?
Kia: And it'd have wings too. ^^ That's a plus.
Kelsey: No need for an eeensy flying lizard-thing?
Kia: Guess not.
Kelsey: . But what about the teensy sword? And the itty cloak?
Kia: We'll MAKE them!
Kelsey: Oooh...*gets out bitty tape measurer* Say 'aaah', Ringworm...
Kia: o.o;; Why 'aah'?
Kelsey: I'm not sure, but it sure is amusing...all right, I think he's a size...ah... *squints at tape measurer* point oh-two-three. Do we make that size?
Kia: We'll manage, I'm sure. *scribbles down measurements*
Ringworm: *blush*...*earthworm chatter*
Kelsey: ...he says he's been watching his calories. It shows.
Kia: He should be proud. He's fitter than all of the other ringwraiths.
Kelsey: So true. Okay...well...for the sword...can't we borrow something from a midget?
Ringwraith #9: Eh, pacha?
Kelsey: Like...Hiei? . Okay, maybe he's not THAT small.
Ringworm: *earthworm chatter*
Kia: ....hm...
Ringwraith #4: *trips over rock* Can't we make it out of foil?
Kia: *hugs Ringwraith #4* You're me! I mean, I got you on that quiz! And foil's too cheap...how could the poor worm defend itself??
Witch-king: Clean my robes! Fetch me the ring! Kill the hobbits!
Kia: *twitch*
Kelsey: ...riiiight...er...what about a toothpick? We could paint it silver!
Kia: o.o;; But what if it tries to stab Frodo? It'll never work...I could always ask Suzuki; he's a genius at such things...
Not a Nazgul: *whips off robe* 'Tis I, Suzuki!
Ringworm: *earthworm chatter*
Kia: o.o Suzuki??
...he says put some clothes on, you stupid impostor.
Suzuki: *puts robes back on* Yes, 'tis I, the beautiful Suzuki! We shall fashion you a grand sword, tiny invertebrae!
Ringwraith #2: No one ever bothered to make ME a sword...
Ringwraith #3-turned-female-and-converted: Praise God!
Kia: x.x
Kelsey: ....nooooo...*pushes Ringwraith #3-turned-female-and-converted off the belltower*
Kia: *watches Ringwraith fall* x.x Damn vertigo...
Ringwraith #3-turned-female-and-converted: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.......
**splat**
Kelsey: YAY! *dances*
Kia: *sweatdrop* Kelsey...
Kelsey: ...whaaat?
Ringwraith #4: Wha? Who fell off the elephant?
Kia: Tower. x.x Ring Wraith #3, formerly known as the gay tenor.
Kelsey: We were replacing him anyways...*snugs Ringworm*
Kia: Or her. o.o
Ringwraith #5: Mommy! *snugs Kia* I learneded to write my name! Seeeee?
Kia: It's sooooo cute! Can we adopt them, Kelsey??
Ringwraith #4: What's the elephant doing on a tower?
Kelsey: Awww! *snugs* Yes! We shall name them all PIERRE!
Yusuke: RINGWRAITH, you dumbass!
Kia: Don't insult our adopted children! *whaps Yusuke*
Kelsey: ...*pushes Yusuke off belltower*
Yusuke: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *splat*
Kelsey: Y'know...that's really efficient!
Pierre #6: Are we done yet? I'm late for my manicure...
Pierreworm: *snugs Kia*
Kelsey: Aww...he's wrapping around your finger! =^^=
Kia: *snugs worm back* Isn't it going to be confusing to call them all Pierre?
Kelsey: *pats Pierre #4* Well, would you rather call them all Ringwraith?
Kia: Maybe? *shrug*
Pierre #5: Mommyyyyy...seeee?!
Kia: I see...it's very good! ^^
Pierre #7: Dude...like...whoa.
Yusuke's Ghost: Dumbass...
Pierre #5: *gasp* MOMMY, he said a *whispers* bad word...
Pierre #4: Who are all these people?!
Yusuke: **** off, you little ****!!
Kia: o.o YUSUKE!
Pierre #2: I never had a mommy...
Kelsey: *pushes Yusuke's ghost off the belltower*
Pierreworm: *earthworm chatter*
Kelsey: He says **** off to you, too!
Pierre #6: That's it...I can't stand the fighting...I need to go get my nails done! *rushes off*
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Pierre #8: Bring me back some mints! ...can we eat the tasty ghost?
Kia: I don't think Keiko would like that...
Pierre #5: *********! ^^
Kia: o.o Ummm...
Kelsey: ...what exactly did he just say?
Pierre #5: *********.
Kia: I'll let you know when my ears stop burning...
Pierre #8: I didn't teach him that...*looks around* Who stole my frying pan?!
Pierre #4: *wearing frying pan as a hat*
Kia: *takes frying pan off* Umm...that's 8's...
Pierre #2: *sulks in a corner*
The ghost of Yusuke's ghost: ...Shit.
Pierre #4: But what's supposed to protect me from all the...all the things I need protecting from? *twitch*
Kelsey: o.o Ghosts can have ghosts?
Kia: Apparently...o.o And...uh...get a guard dog...
Pierre #9: Squeaker squeak...squeak squeaken.
Pierre #7: Like...whoa.
Kia: *closes eyes* Dear God, help me get through this...
Witch-king: Fetch me my pacifier!
Kia: Fetch it yourself!
Witch-king: Maksaka! I am the witch king of Angmar! I do not fetch my own pacifier!
Kia: You'll ****ing fetch it before I kick your ass!
Pierre #2: I had to fetch MY pacifier...
Witch-king: NEVER!
Kia: *pulls out oar*
Pierre #8: Would everyone please SHUT THE **** UP?! ...you're making my muffins nervous. *snugs tray of muffins*
Kia: Kelsey, I leave Chef and #2 to you...I have a King to whap...
Witch-king: Ha! I do not fear your mortal items.
Kia: x.x It's REIKAI, dumbass! *beats Witch-king over the head*
Kelsey: . *snugs Pierre #8* It's okay...muffins are more violent than you think.
Witch-king: *pulls out Frodo*
Kia: o.o
Witch-king: AHA!
Kelsey: ...*pats Pierre #2* It's okay.
Pierre #2: ...you snugged HIM...
Pierre #5: Mommyyyy...I gotta go...
Kelsey: -.- *snugs Pierre #2* Don't worry.
Kia: *sigh* Have #4 take you...*glares at Witch-king*
Pierre #4: All right...does this elephant have a bathroom? *grabs Pierre #5*
Witch-king: You dare not harm your precious bishie!
Kelsey: Actually...MERRY'S my bishie. -^^-
Witch-king: I didn't ask YOU!
Kia: Jin is my bishie. Oh, wait, he's YYH. o.o
Pierre #6: *dashes back in* We've got to get you a bishie, dah-ling.... What'd I miss?
Kia: Nothing much...what are you talking about?
Pierre #6: We must find you an LOTR bishie. *snugs*
Kia: But what if I don't want one? o.o
Pierre #8: Don't try to argue with Six. It won't work. *cuddles muffins*
Pierre #5: *does potty dance* I don't wanna go heeere, Four...
Kia: x.x *sighs*
Kelsey: Listen to them, Kia! They want potty bishies. I think.
Pierre #2: You missed a spot...
Kelsey: -.- *snugs #2*
Kia: #5, I'll take you...-.-
Pierre #5: Yay!
Witch-king: *looks at Frodo*...hm.
Kia: Leave the Frodo alone. *escorts #5 to the bathroom*
Witch-king: *tucks Frodo back in his robes* I'll save you for later.
Pierreworm: *nibbles at muffins*
Pierre #8: O.O NO! *thwacks Pierreworm off tower*
Ghost of Yusuke's ghost: *eats muffin*
Kelsey: O.O PIERREWORM! NOOOOOOOOOO!
Kia: o.o What's all the screaming about?
Kelsey: *sobs* PIERREWOOOOORM! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY??!
Pierre #8: *inches slowly away*
Kia: The worm?? o.o;;
Pierre #2: I've never had anyone grieve over ME...
Kelsey: *sniff* He got flicked off the tower...
Kia: Nooooooooooooo!!!
Pierre #8: Actually, it was more like a thwap...
Kia: *glares at #8* How COULD you?!
Pierre #4: *snugs Ghost of Yusuke's ghost* Hey, pretty lady!
Pierre #8: I...I...my MUFFINS! *snugs muffins* o.o Muffin three? MUFFIN THREEEEEE?! *looks around*
Ghost of Yusuke's Ghost: o.o;; LET GO OF ME!!
Kelsey: *sniff* Look...it's his little cloak...*picks up cloak*
Kia: *bursts into tears*
Pierre #4: Don't deny our love, sweet lovebunny!
Kelsey: *huggles Kia and sobs*
Ghost of Yusuke's Ghost: If you don't let me go, you sick bastard...
Kia: *huggles back* He died so young!!
Hiei: Hn.
Pierre #4: I am sick with love for you!
Yusuke: I'm a guy, BAKA!
Kelsey: *wails* He sang...*sob* So beautifully...
Kia: *sobbing hysterically now*
Hiei: ...Baka ningens.
Kelsey: I wonder...if a crow will eat his corpse...*hiccups and sobs*
Pierre #8: ...muffin?
Pierre #4: It matters not, my sweet! We are together!
Pierre #6: *files nails*
Pierre #2: *sulks in corner*
Witch-king: *scurries off to secret bishie hidey-hole* Kekeke.
Kia: I don't want his corpse to be eaten!! He must have a burial!
Hiei: It's a WORM.
Kelsey: We must find the corpse! *leaps up*
Pierre #8: I'll prepare the buffet...*begins frying an egg on Hiei*
Hiei: *smacks #8 with his katana*
Pierre #7: ...dude? Like, harsh...
Kia: Yes! Let us go!
Yusuke: x.x
Pierre #8: I will be waiting with delicious edibles!
Kelsey: ONWARD! *strikes pose*...uh...how do we get down?
Kia: The oar...?
Kelsey: Ah, yes. *grabs onto end of oar*
Kia: *hops onto oar and flies out of window to the ground*
Pierre #4: Bye, talking oar!
Yusuke: ...Dumbass...
Kelsey: Wheeeeeee! *lands* ...y'know, that still hurts. *looks around* Pierreworm, precious! Speak to me!
Pierre #5: *tugs on Yusuke* Mister, have you seen my pants?
Yusuke: x.x They're on your head...
Kia: *still on hovering oar* This could take awhile...
Pierre #5: ...oh! Thanks. ^-^ *skips off*
Yusuke: ...
Kelsey: Yes...*grabs innocent bystander* YOU! WHERE IS MY PIERREWORM?!
Innocent Bystander: *faints*
Kelsey: Rrrgh...*tosses innocent bystander into the river* He won't tell anyone.
Kia: o.o
Ghost of Pierreworm: *coff*
Kelsey: Pierreworm?
Ringwraith #8: *chopping up vegetables* You, short one...please bring me the zucchini.
Hiei: Who are you calling short? *twitch*
Pierre #8: I simply CANNOT have a salad without zucchini!
Hiei: Do it yourself.
Pierre #8: I am extremely busy shredding the lettuce into exactly equal pieces!
Hiei: Do it or I shred YOU. And the pieces won't be equal.
Pierre #6: *hovers over Kia* How about Eomer? Brave horselord, yes?
Kia: o.o I don't want a bishie.
Ghost of Pierreworm: *worm chatter*
Kelsey: *joyous reunion with Pierreworm*
Pierre #6: But you MUST have an LOTR bishie if you are to rescue Frodo from the evil grip of his bishiemaster, the Witch-King!
Kia: But I don't WANT to rescue Frodo!!
Pierre #2: *lands on Kia* THEN YOU DOOM US ALL!
Kia: ...Get off me.
Pierre #7: *looks down from tower* Yo...Frodo's like...the story, man...*sways* It'd be totally rotten, dude, without our swift prey...like, whoa...
Pierre #2: Everyone sits on me...-.- *gets off Kia* Seriously, though. No Frodo=no us.
Hiei: It's a hobbit. There were nine of you and you couldn't CATCH A HOBBIT?
Kia: *rolls her eyes*
Pierre #8: Would you like to be the new Frodo? Or would you like to slice my zucchini just so?
Hiei: I'm not doing anything for you.
Kelsey: *ties cloak on Ghost of Pierreworm* There...all toasty for ghosty.
Pierre #5: Mean *****. Then you gotta help us get Frodo!
Kia: Who taught him that word...x.x
Pierre #8: o.o Still isn't me.
Hiei: Hn.
Pierre #6: *examines gauntlets* ...the Witch-King could kick your ass, anyhow.
Kia: Well, then, we leave Frodo and YOU leave ME alone.
Kelsey: We shall march to the rescue of Frodo! .... Uh...wait...what?
Pierreworm: *worm chatter*
Pierre #8: *begins to eat salad* He says..*chewing*...that if they have no one to...*chewing*...fail to capture, they're out of a job.
Kia: So capture someone else.
Kelsey: Sounds good.
Pierre #9: Who?
Kia: Suzuki. Hiei. The ghost of Yusuke's ghost. *shrugs*
Pierre #2: *climbs up the tower*
Pierre #4: *leans over the edge* WHAT ABOUT THE SHORT MOLE-MAN?
Kia: ...What short mole man?
Pierre #4: THE ONE WITH THE PINEAPPLES!
Pierre #2: *pushes Four back into the tower*
Kia: ...Pineapples? You mean Hiei?
Hiei: *glares*
Pierre #8: Ooooh, Hiei! I'd never quite noticed!
Hiei: Noticed WHAT?
Pierre #8: Your fruitlike hair! I have the strangest urge to chop it up and serve it with shaved ice...
Hiei: Get away from me before I impale you.
Pierre #8: *takes tin of muffins and edges across the belltower*
Kelsey: SOMEONE'S possessive...
Kia: I have a headache...
Pierreworm: *worm chatter*
Pierre #7: He says...like, we totally are so very relaxed with awesomely nothing to do. Dude, we very wisely relinquish Frodo to the fetished grip of the sparzzed Witch-King.
Kia: Oh my god...you're all insane...*massages temples*
Pierre #5: Mommyyyy...*leans over the edge of the belltower* Seven's drooling!
Kia: Hey! *drags #5 back* Not too close!
Pierre #5: But Mommyyyyyy...
Kelsey: Hm...*pokes drooling Seven*
Pierre #7: *twitch*...ugggaaa...
Kia: Seven, stop drooling.
Pierre #2: No use.
Pierre #7: Tbbtttthhhhpt. *raspberry*
Kia: ...Yeah, I see your point.
Pierreworm: *lands on Ghost of Yusuke's Ghost* ... *worm chatter*
Yusuke: Really? You don't say...
Pierreworm: =^^= *worm chatter*
Kia: I probably don't want to know.
Yusuke: Shit, you're serious??
Kelsey: I could get you a dictionary...
Pierreworm: *nod* ... *worm chatter*
Pierre #5: *in awe* ...wow...
Kia: They have worm dictionaries?
Kelsey: Yup...*discreetly hands "How to Speak Wormish" to Kia*
Yusuke: And then what?
Kia: *thumbs through pages* I had no idea they knew how to say that...
Pierreworm: *squirms*...*awkward worm chatter*
Yusuke: Damn, man, you are one pimpin' worm...
Kelsey: =o.o=
Pierre #9: Woooow.
Kia: ...
Pierre #2: Please, tell me you can understand this, brown-haired one.
Kia: I can, but I don't want to...
Hiei: Hn.
Kelsey: Hehehehe.
Pierreworm: ^^;; *worm chatter*
Yusuke: And then you did WHAT?? You rock!
Pierreworm: *does a little worm-dance*
Pierre #5: *claps*
Kia: *sweatdrops* Can I run now?
Kelsey: Feel free...but I'm staying for the show. *munches popcorn*
Pierre #7: Like, you so totally rock!
Kia: *inching away*
Pierre #5: Mommyyy...*follows*
Kelsey: ^^
Pierreworm: *worm chatter*
Kia: I'm not your mommy. o.o
Pierre #5: *keeps following*
Kia: *sweatdrops and turns back* This is pointless.
Kelsey: You just noticed?
Kia: No, I just didn't admit it...
Kelsey: Denial...*gives popcorn* Watch the show!
Pierreworm: *worm chatter*
Kia: We're technically IN the show, you know.
Yusuke: *high-fives worm* Dude.
Kelsey: Ssssh! They don't know that!
Kia: ...They?
Pierre #5: Mommyyyy, sssshh....
Kia: x.x I'm not your mommy.
Hiei: Hn. *eyes zucchini*
Pierre #8: *looks hopeful*
Hiei: *glares at #8*
Pierre #8: *pretends to be interested elsewhere*
Kia: *watches this with large sweatdrop forming*
Pierreworm: *lounges on Ghost of Yusuke's Ghost's shoulder*
Yusuke: So, tell me more, little worm homie.
Pierreworm: *nod*...*worm chatter*
Pierre #2: I didn't know they knew how to say that.
Kia: That makes two of us...
Pierre #2: At last, a soulmate. ^^
Kia: o.O Uh...no.
Hiei: *snickers*
Pierre #8: *grins*
Kia: Okay, stop smiling. x.x
Hiei: You're amusing.
Pierre #2: Me?
Hiei: Both of you. I think the look of horror on her face is genuine.
Pierre #8: Let me try...*sits on Kia's lap*
Kia: What are you DOING??
Pierre #8: *snugs Kia*
Kia: x.x Keeeeeelseeeeey...
Kelsey: Huh? *looks up*
Kia: Save meeeee...
Kelsey: PREPARE YOURSELF! *tackles Pierre #8 off the belltower*
Kia: o.o
Kelsey: *dusts hands* I go...and it is done.
Kia: Thank you.
Pierre #5: *watches Eight fall* ;-;
Hiei: Hn. *smirks*
Kelsey: That's not very nice, Hiei...
Hiei: I'm not very nice, ningen.
Kelsey: Yeah, but he liked you...
Hiei: I didn't like him.
Kelsey: You don't like anyone, sheephead.
Hiei: *raises eyebrow* Sheephead?
Kia: *trying not to laugh*
Kelsey: You're good enough for the Mayor, you egg-spattered marrow-eater...
Hiei: *pulls out katana* I'm going to kill you.
Kelsey: You couldn't if you tried, seeing as you're one Mathom short of a Pile...*dances away*
Kia: ...She lost me.
Kelsey: ONWARDS, you cracked alespot!
Hiei: *lunges for Kelsey*
Kelsey: *dodges* You're getting old, Gerontius!
Hiei: OLD?! *speeds up*
Kia: Oh, here we go...
Kelsey: You may not be pipeless, but you're shady as a miller around wits....
Kia: Kelsey, stop taunting him. x.x
Kelsey: But it's so EASY...and I haven't even had to use his shortness...
Kia: But it's mean.
Kelsey: He deserves it! Stupid alespot.
Hiei: Tch. *lunges again*
Kelsey: Hwwwaaa! *tackles Hiei*
Hiei: *slips away*
Kelsey: Damn you!
Hiei: Hn. You cannot hope to catch me.
Kelsey: You think yourself special, that I would chase you.
Hiei: Leave me alone, then.
Kelsey: You're the one that attacked me...
Hiei: You mocked me.
Kelsey: Of course I did...
Kia: Guys...
Kelsey: Oh, shut up...you do it, too.
Kia: Not as much.
Kelsey: Only when he can't hear you.
Kia: Because I'm smart.
Kelsey: People deserve to know what you think about them...
Kia: He'll find out eventually.
Kelsey: It's better firsthand.
Kia: Why are we arguing?
Kelsey: Because I'm right.
Kia: Not all the time.
Kelsey: About this, yes.
Kia: Yeah, well...*folds arms*
Kelsey: Bring it.
Kia: It's already been BROUGHT!
Kelsey: I think you missed, then...
Kia: Pft.
Kelsey: *waits*
Kia: ...Okay, fine.
Kelsey: Yes?
Kia: I was wrong, you were right...
Kelsey: About...
Kia: ...I don't know.
Kelsey: Hm...
Kia: I forgot...
Kelsey: Me too...
Kia: Go, us.
Kelsey: Wow. *sits down*
Kia: *sits down also*
Hiei: Hn.
Kelsey: You're just angry because I'm not trying to kill you, Hiei...*leans back*
Hiei: You are not worth my time.
Kelsey: Then why are you here? *picks scab*
Hiei: Because I'm bored.
Kelsey: Do tell...
Hiei: There's nothing to tell.
Kelsey: Well, you seem to be bored.
Hiei: I am.
Kelsey: Speak!
Hiei: Fuck off.
Kelsey: Midgets first.
Kia: ...
Kelsey: -_- Okay, fine...sorry.
Hiei: Hn. *stalks away*
Kelsey: I'm glad he apologized.
Kia: He did. *grin*
Kelsey: Yup. ^^
Kia: He's such a stoic little guy.
Kelsey: What a character.
Hiei: Shut up.
Kelsey: That's a good thing!
Hiei: Hn.
Kia: She's right.
Kelsey: .
Kia: Hey...where'd all the Pierres go?
Kelsey: They got tired...
Kia: Poor things...
Kelsey: Yeah...there's only so much crossover they can take.
Kia: Awww...
Kelsey: They really are cute, if you make them shut up.
Kia: Yeah, they are...I sorta miss them...
Kelsey: We'll see 'em again...wanna go home?
Kia: Yeah...
Kelsey: *nod* ... I wonder if any of them will follow us...
Kia: Like dogs. ^^
Kelsey: *opens door* I wouldn't be surprised...*vanishes*
Kia: *vanishes as well*