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Rei: -ahem- Hear ye, hear ye! -reads from scroll- The GREAT and WONDERFUL and BEAUTIFUL and all-around FANTASTIC Suzaku has declared that he will be commissioning those worthy to act in his INCREDIBLY AWESOME acting experience!
Kelsey: , that means money! -pokes Shishi- Money.
Kia:...Incredibly awesome? Does he use a thesaurus?
Shishi: -perks up- Money?
Kelsey: We could get paid to be in another...uh...acting thing!
Kia: ...Oh, no.
Shishi: No more finger traps...
Rei: I dunno...I just read this stuff! Anyhow, it's titled "Ganondorf's Return". Finger traps and pies need not apply.
Rinku: Sweet! -scurries away-
Suka: -trots after Rinku-
Kia: How about I just watch this one...? -inching away-
Rei: pounces Fat chance, Kia-face! -ahem- I shall now announce the INCREDIBLE and ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME opportunities which shall ENLIGHTEN and S-
Kelsey: Cut to the chase!
Rei: Ah, yes. The parts are Ganondorf, Ganny, Link, Navi, Zelda, Malon, Saria, and...wait, I think that's it...
Kia: I say you have Hiei play Ganny.
Hiei: I'll kill you.
Kelsey: How about you kill her AFTER you act as the adorable squeaky toy?
Hiei: I. Don't. Squeak.
Kelsey: You will when I'm done with you, damnit!
Kia: o.o Now, Kelsey...
Rei: Hm...oooh! -pounces on Shishi- You're a perfect Malon!
Shishi: ...Isn't that a GIRL?
Rei: You look it. The ALMIGHTY and incredibly WISE Suzaku has specially requested that you perform this most PRESTIGIOUS and WELL-PAID job...
Kelsey: -reading through script- This sounds like fun...
Shishi: ...I know I'm beautiful, but I'm only doing this as fan-service...
Kia: ...Sweet freedom, how I long for thee...
Kelsey: Ooh…-pokes Kia- You can be....uh...Navi!
Kia: o.O A faerie??
Shishi: At least you're the same gender!
Rei: All right, who wants to volunteer to be the king of EVIL!
Kelsey: -still reading script-
Suzuki: -admiring reflection in mirror-
Suka: -nudges Suzuki-
Suzuki: -blinks-
Kia: Why can't Suka be the faerie...?
Kelsey: Because you are…-continues reading-
Rei: -drags Suzuki around- You must be the king of Evil!
Suzuki: I gave up evil a long time ago.
Suka: -innocent woof-
Kia: Suka, take my place...I swear, they'll never know the difference!
Kelsey: That's good, because he's a REFORMED Ganondorf...
Suka: .
Kia: And I'll just discreetly slip away....
Suka: -grabs hold of Kia's pantleg-
Kia: I'm too young to fly!
Rei: Jin, c'mere! And bring Touya with you!
Kelsey: Kia, you already KNOW how to fly.
Jin: Eh? -drags Touya over-
Kia: ...Oh yeah, huh...but not with faerie wings!
Kelsey: Just fake it.
Rei: Jin, you're Saria. Touya, be Zelda.
Jin and Touya: -horrified- WHAAAAAAT?!
Rei: Okay, fine...Jin, be Link. Touya...well, you're still Zelda.
Touya: -grumbles-
Kelsey: What about meeee?
Rei: YOU should've spoken up.
Kelsey: I AM speaking up! Right now!
Kia: ...She can be the faerie. Really.
Rei: Uhm...okay, Saria's open.…-hands Kokiri dress-
Kelsey: Neat. -goes to change-
Rei: Hiei, here's your Ganny suit! -produces blue squeaky suit-
Hiei: -eyes it with extreme loathing-
Rei: It'll do your squeaking for you...all you have to do is wear it. Uhm…-rummages in costume sack- Kia, c'mere...
Kia: -reluctantly steps closer-
Rei: AHA! -dumps immense amounts of glitter on Kia and straps on faerie wings- There, all done! Shishi, come get your dress and bandana!
Kia: . I hate this, I hate this...
Shishi: Only for fan-service...
Kelsey: -comes back from changing- Dude, I love this. It's...what, a long-tunic? twirls
Rei: Here…-hands Malon costume- Don't forget your falsetto!
Kia: I feel like Magical Faerie BARBIE...
Shishi: I'm feminine enough as it is!
Kelsey: Isn't Barbie blond?
Kia: Okay, so I'm the mulatto version...
Rei: Touya...here is your princess dress! -presents with great aplomb-
Kelsey: Like what...ghetto Barbie?
Touya: ...This is NOT dignified. -goes to change-
Rei: Most girls DREAM of such a beautiful thing!
Kia: With glitter and wings.
Kelsey: Ghetto Barbie-wannabe Barbie?
Kia: x.x Never mind.
Rei: Suzuki!
Suzuki: -back to the mirror-
Rei: SUZUKI!
Suzuki: Hm?
Touya: -reemerges in Princess dress- ...This...is so humiliating...
Hiei: -wearing squeaky suit- Shut up.
Rei: Here's your INCREDIBLE and WONDERFUL and PRAISE-WORTHY costume! -hands incredible armor-
Suzuki: I get to be even MORE beautiful! PRAISE me!
Rei: -bows-
Kia: Can we get this over with?
Rei: As soon as Jinny puts on his tights…-holds up white tights-
Jin: ...
Kia: He's a man...a man in tights! -dances-
Kelsey: Tight tights! -dances with-
Kia: They may think he's a pansy...
Jin: …-sweatdrop-
Kelsey: XD Just put 'em on, Jin.
Jin: -puts them on-
Kelsey: I love this.
Kia: -not speaking...for fear of laughing-
Rei: And now the GLORIOUS and BELOVED Suzaku will make his REGAL entrance, INCREDIBLY prepared to GALLANTLY direct you lot!
Hiei: He's not beloved.
Kia: And he's not very regal or gallant...
Suzaku: I am all of that and INCREDIBLY GLORIOUS!
Suzuki: And I am incredibly GORGEOUS! Ph34r my b34uty!
Rei: Suzaku!
Suzaku: Yes! It is I!
Rei: BEHOLD!
Kia: x.x Cut the theatrics, already!
Rei: Maksaka, baka!
Suzaku: My GLORIOUS assistant has made a FANTASTIC rhyme! It is now time for the MARVELOUS beginning!
Kelsey: ....when do we get paid?
Suzaku: Once you're finished.
Kelsey: ... Okay. Start this thing!
Suzaku: You may begin! -grand pose-
Kelsey: ....uh...DIRECT us, since you are the DIRECTOR.
Kia: Dear god...
Suzaku: Quite right! Slumber party girls, Sparkle Faerie, and Ganny, off the stage!
Kia: ...SPARKLE faerie...?
Kelsey: bounces offstage
Suzaku: Cue Link...aaaaand...ACTION!
Jin: Hello. My name is Link and I am a man in tights.
Kia: Whoo!
Kelsey: SEXY!
Suka: -Hello, Link.-
Jin: stares at the dog ...Uh...hi. And I have an enemy named Gandalf.
Suzaku: That's GANONDORF.
Kelsey: Gandalf could still kick your ass.
Kia: -holds up sign: We are not responsible for any character references that are not ours. Sorry!-
Jin: ...Ganondorf. Recently, he's returned and says he's all reformed...but I don't believe him! So I'm going to stalk him like a groupie!
Kelsey: Nice sign.
Kia: Thanks.
Rei: Don't forget the sugar!
Suzuki: -admiring himself in the mirror- I'm so pretty...oh, so pretty...
Jin: Sugar? Pixi stix? -perks up-
Kelsey: Swizzzzzzle?!
Kia: Caaaandy!
Kelsey: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! -dances-
Hiei: ...
Rei: CONTINUE!
Jin: Where'd I leave off?
Rei: Stalking Ganondorf like a deranged groupie with too much hormone.
Jin: Right. So now I shall begin!
Suzuki: -playing flute for the Pierres-
Pierres: -wiggle-
Kia: o.O Kelsey...what are they doing here?
Kelsey: They got lonely, and needed money to pay their rent.
Kia: They need to live with us!
Suzuki: o.o Hell, no! My poor house!
Suzaku: Straying off-subject here...
Kelsey: They found a nice apartment.
Rei: WASH, my pretties, WASH! -maniacal laughter-
Kia: Well, we DID adopt them...
Jin: -listening and dancing to catchy tune-
Kelsey: -dances-
Jin: He wasn't doing anything that evil...I mean, Kelsey was the one who killed #3!
Kia: Oh, yeah...forgot about that...
Kelsey: whistles
Jin: So I decided to sneak into his house at night!
Suzaku: Cue night ninja stealth scene!
Jin: -clinging to ceiling-
Kia: Spider man...spider man...
Suzuki: -curled up with Hiei- Pie...no...bad Snape...horrible...magenta poodles...mm, pineapple…-trying to eat Hiei's hair-
Hiei: Squeak. Goddamn squeak. -looking murderous-
Jin: C'mon, ALREADY!
Rei: Ooh. Kinky.
Suzuki: Macarena time! -drags Kelsey and Kia out and starts dancing-
Kia: ...What the hell...ooh, Macarena! -dances-
Kelsey: Whaaat? …-blink-...dance, pretties! -macarenas- All this time under your bed...
Kia: What's under the bed?
Jin: -falls off ceiling-
Suzuki: o.o Ah, Link! So nice to see you...all…-glances at Kia and Kelsey and Hiei- alone...
Kelsey: I'm just part of the wall. Don't mind me.
Kia: Yeah, and I'm the nightlight.
Kelsey: -hums spy music and presses flat against wall-
Suzuki: -shrugs- Anyway...I have...something for you..
Jin: But my birthday was last week...
Kia: It was? Happy Belated Birthday!
Hiei: You're a nightlight. Shut up and glow.
Suzuki: -hands Jin a card- I'm sorry! I was such a bastard to you and I even volunteered at the soup kitchen to repent...I saw the Mime there yesterday, by the way...
Kia: My god, he's supposed to be out of the country...
Kelsey: I guess they kicked him out?
Jin: ...Uh...thanks. -aside to imaginary audience- But I wasn't fooled...so when he was invited to Zelda's party, I decided to snoop around...
Suzaku: Cue SMASHING Slumber Party!
Kelsey: PILLOW FIGHT! tackles Shishi/Malon
Shishi: ...Alas, the woman of my dreams has taken the iniative and--
Kia: Mind out of the gutter, Pretty-boy!!
Kelsey: -thwaps Kia with a pillow- Aren't you supposed to be hovering around Link; giving him hints about very obvious things?
Kia: He's right above your heads, spying on you, but pretend I didn't say anything.
Rei: -munches popcorn-
Touya: -glowering-
Kelsey: Sooooo, Touy- I mean, ZELDA! Who do YOOOOU have a crush on? -giggle-
Touya: …-through gritted teeth- LINK.
Kelsey: -hysterical laughter-
Touya: Oh, shut up, you both like him too!
Shishi: I love Kel...err...Saria!
Kelsey: Oh...oh, that's right…-sigh-
Kia: x.x
Rei: You know, that's just WRONG.
Kia: It really is...you sick perv.
Shishi: I didn't mean it like that!
Kelsey: Just because he looks good in a dress and you don't?! -throws pillow of DOOM-
Shishi: Sooo...what about you, Ganondorf? Who do YOU like?
Suzuki: -squeezing Hiei- I had a love once...and then she broke my funnel and I got all pissed off and made her turn evil and try to kill everyone later on...ah, sweet love...
Hiei: ...
Kelsey: Aw...
Suzuki: Everytime I think of her...it makes me feel...
Jin: Yes?
Suzuki: It makes me feel...
Jin: YEEEEES?
Kelsey:
Suzuki: WAAAAAAAH! -bursts into tears and starts munching Hiei's hair- I want PINEAPPLE!
Kelsey: Oh, it's okay! -hugs-
Hiei: Get him away from me.
Kelsey: You dissoluted bastard. Be nice.
Touya: ...
Suzuki: -sniffle- Heeey...I have an idea...that's to DIE FOR!
Kelsey: Should we be...afraid..?
Jin: YES!
Suzuki: TIME WARP!
Kelsey: It's just a jump to the left...;
Kia: And then a step to the riiiiight…-can't resist-
Shishi: Put your hands on your hips...
Kelsey: And bring your knees in tiiiiii-iight!
Touya: But it's the pelvic thrust...
Rei: That really drives you insaaa-aaa-aaane! -jumps onstage-
Suzuki, Kia, Touya, and Shishi: Let's do the Time Warp agaaaain!
Kelsey and Rei: Let's do the Time Warp agaaaain!
Suzaku: Absolutely INSPIRATIONAL...
Suka: -Someone take his thesaurus. Please.-
Kia: Already tried.
Kelsey: Where does he keep it?
Rei: In his happy place.
Jin: Okay...so that was weird...but he's going to snap any day now! You may think I'm crazy, but I'M not crazy! I'll make you see! I'll make you SEE! MUAHAHAHAHA-
Kia: -whaps Jin-
Jin: x.x -thud-
Kelsey: WOO!
Kia: o.o Oops.
Shishi: Hit him a bit too hard, didn't you?
Kia: You know, the old men in tights used to be a LOT tougher...
Kelsey: -smothers Shishi with a pillow-
Shishi: x.x
Kelsey: ..is this the end?
Touya: I certainly hope so..
Suzaku: Cut! And that's a wrap, people!
Kelsey: -goes back to smothering Shishi- I love to hate him.
Rei: -ahem- Hear ye, hear ye! -reads from scroll- The GREAT and WONDERFUL and BEAUTIFUL and all-around FANTASTIC Suzaku has declared that he will be commissioning those worthy to act in his INCREDIBLY AWESOME acting experience!
Kelsey: , that means money! -pokes Shishi- Money.
Kia:...Incredibly awesome? Does he use a thesaurus?
Shishi: -perks up- Money?
Kelsey: We could get paid to be in another...uh...acting thing!
Kia: ...Oh, no.
Shishi: No more finger traps...
Rei: I dunno...I just read this stuff! Anyhow, it's titled "Ganondorf's Return". Finger traps and pies need not apply.
Rinku: Sweet! -scurries away-
Suka: -trots after Rinku-
Kia: How about I just watch this one...? -inching away-
Rei: pounces Fat chance, Kia-face! -ahem- I shall now announce the INCREDIBLE and ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME opportunities which shall ENLIGHTEN and S-
Kelsey: Cut to the chase!
Rei: Ah, yes. The parts are Ganondorf, Ganny, Link, Navi, Zelda, Malon, Saria, and...wait, I think that's it...
Kia: I say you have Hiei play Ganny.
Hiei: I'll kill you.
Kelsey: How about you kill her AFTER you act as the adorable squeaky toy?
Hiei: I. Don't. Squeak.
Kelsey: You will when I'm done with you, damnit!
Kia: o.o Now, Kelsey...
Rei: Hm...oooh! -pounces on Shishi- You're a perfect Malon!
Shishi: ...Isn't that a GIRL?
Rei: You look it. The ALMIGHTY and incredibly WISE Suzaku has specially requested that you perform this most PRESTIGIOUS and WELL-PAID job...
Kelsey: -reading through script- This sounds like fun...
Shishi: ...I know I'm beautiful, but I'm only doing this as fan-service...
Kia: ...Sweet freedom, how I long for thee...
Kelsey: Ooh…-pokes Kia- You can be....uh...Navi!
Kia: o.O A faerie??
Shishi: At least you're the same gender!
Rei: All right, who wants to volunteer to be the king of EVIL!
Kelsey: -still reading script-
Suzuki: -admiring reflection in mirror-
Suka: -nudges Suzuki-
Suzuki: -blinks-
Kia: Why can't Suka be the faerie...?
Kelsey: Because you are…-continues reading-
Rei: -drags Suzuki around- You must be the king of Evil!
Suzuki: I gave up evil a long time ago.
Suka: -innocent woof-
Kia: Suka, take my place...I swear, they'll never know the difference!
Kelsey: That's good, because he's a REFORMED Ganondorf...
Suka: .
Kia: And I'll just discreetly slip away....
Suka: -grabs hold of Kia's pantleg-
Kia: I'm too young to fly!
Rei: Jin, c'mere! And bring Touya with you!
Kelsey: Kia, you already KNOW how to fly.
Jin: Eh? -drags Touya over-
Kia: ...Oh yeah, huh...but not with faerie wings!
Kelsey: Just fake it.
Rei: Jin, you're Saria. Touya, be Zelda.
Jin and Touya: -horrified- WHAAAAAAT?!
Rei: Okay, fine...Jin, be Link. Touya...well, you're still Zelda.
Touya: -grumbles-
Kelsey: What about meeee?
Rei: YOU should've spoken up.
Kelsey: I AM speaking up! Right now!
Kia: ...She can be the faerie. Really.
Rei: Uhm...okay, Saria's open.…-hands Kokiri dress-
Kelsey: Neat. -goes to change-
Rei: Hiei, here's your Ganny suit! -produces blue squeaky suit-
Hiei: -eyes it with extreme loathing-
Rei: It'll do your squeaking for you...all you have to do is wear it. Uhm…-rummages in costume sack- Kia, c'mere...
Kia: -reluctantly steps closer-
Rei: AHA! -dumps immense amounts of glitter on Kia and straps on faerie wings- There, all done! Shishi, come get your dress and bandana!
Kia: . I hate this, I hate this...
Shishi: Only for fan-service...
Kelsey: -comes back from changing- Dude, I love this. It's...what, a long-tunic? twirls
Rei: Here…-hands Malon costume- Don't forget your falsetto!
Kia: I feel like Magical Faerie BARBIE...
Shishi: I'm feminine enough as it is!
Kelsey: Isn't Barbie blond?
Kia: Okay, so I'm the mulatto version...
Rei: Touya...here is your princess dress! -presents with great aplomb-
Kelsey: Like what...ghetto Barbie?
Touya: ...This is NOT dignified. -goes to change-
Rei: Most girls DREAM of such a beautiful thing!
Kia: With glitter and wings.
Kelsey: Ghetto Barbie-wannabe Barbie?
Kia: x.x Never mind.
Rei: Suzuki!
Suzuki: -back to the mirror-
Rei: SUZUKI!
Suzuki: Hm?
Touya: -reemerges in Princess dress- ...This...is so humiliating...
Hiei: -wearing squeaky suit- Shut up.
Rei: Here's your INCREDIBLE and WONDERFUL and PRAISE-WORTHY costume! -hands incredible armor-
Suzuki: I get to be even MORE beautiful! PRAISE me!
Rei: -bows-
Kia: Can we get this over with?
Rei: As soon as Jinny puts on his tights…-holds up white tights-
Jin: ...
Kia: He's a man...a man in tights! -dances-
Kelsey: Tight tights! -dances with-
Kia: They may think he's a pansy...
Jin: …-sweatdrop-
Kelsey: XD Just put 'em on, Jin.
Jin: -puts them on-
Kelsey: I love this.
Kia: -not speaking...for fear of laughing-
Rei: And now the GLORIOUS and BELOVED Suzaku will make his REGAL entrance, INCREDIBLY prepared to GALLANTLY direct you lot!
Hiei: He's not beloved.
Kia: And he's not very regal or gallant...
Suzaku: I am all of that and INCREDIBLY GLORIOUS!
Suzuki: And I am incredibly GORGEOUS! Ph34r my b34uty!
Rei: Suzaku!
Suzaku: Yes! It is I!
Rei: BEHOLD!
Kia: x.x Cut the theatrics, already!
Rei: Maksaka, baka!
Suzaku: My GLORIOUS assistant has made a FANTASTIC rhyme! It is now time for the MARVELOUS beginning!
Kelsey: ....when do we get paid?
Suzaku: Once you're finished.
Kelsey: ... Okay. Start this thing!
Suzaku: You may begin! -grand pose-
Kelsey: ....uh...DIRECT us, since you are the DIRECTOR.
Kia: Dear god...
Suzaku: Quite right! Slumber party girls, Sparkle Faerie, and Ganny, off the stage!
Kia: ...SPARKLE faerie...?
Kelsey: bounces offstage
Suzaku: Cue Link...aaaaand...ACTION!
Jin: Hello. My name is Link and I am a man in tights.
Kia: Whoo!
Kelsey: SEXY!
Suka: -Hello, Link.-
Jin: stares at the dog ...Uh...hi. And I have an enemy named Gandalf.
Suzaku: That's GANONDORF.
Kelsey: Gandalf could still kick your ass.
Kia: -holds up sign: We are not responsible for any character references that are not ours. Sorry!-
Jin: ...Ganondorf. Recently, he's returned and says he's all reformed...but I don't believe him! So I'm going to stalk him like a groupie!
Kelsey: Nice sign.
Kia: Thanks.
Rei: Don't forget the sugar!
Suzuki: -admiring himself in the mirror- I'm so pretty...oh, so pretty...
Jin: Sugar? Pixi stix? -perks up-
Kelsey: Swizzzzzzle?!
Kia: Caaaandy!
Kelsey: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! -dances-
Hiei: ...
Rei: CONTINUE!
Jin: Where'd I leave off?
Rei: Stalking Ganondorf like a deranged groupie with too much hormone.
Jin: Right. So now I shall begin!
Suzuki: -playing flute for the Pierres-
Pierres: -wiggle-
Kia: o.O Kelsey...what are they doing here?
Kelsey: They got lonely, and needed money to pay their rent.
Kia: They need to live with us!
Suzuki: o.o Hell, no! My poor house!
Suzaku: Straying off-subject here...
Kelsey: They found a nice apartment.
Rei: WASH, my pretties, WASH! -maniacal laughter-
Kia: Well, we DID adopt them...
Jin: -listening and dancing to catchy tune-
Kelsey: -dances-
Jin: He wasn't doing anything that evil...I mean, Kelsey was the one who killed #3!
Kia: Oh, yeah...forgot about that...
Kelsey: whistles
Jin: So I decided to sneak into his house at night!
Suzaku: Cue night ninja stealth scene!
Jin: -clinging to ceiling-
Kia: Spider man...spider man...
Suzuki: -curled up with Hiei- Pie...no...bad Snape...horrible...magenta poodles...mm, pineapple…-trying to eat Hiei's hair-
Hiei: Squeak. Goddamn squeak. -looking murderous-
Jin: C'mon, ALREADY!
Rei: Ooh. Kinky.
Suzuki: Macarena time! -drags Kelsey and Kia out and starts dancing-
Kia: ...What the hell...ooh, Macarena! -dances-
Kelsey: Whaaat? …-blink-...dance, pretties! -macarenas- All this time under your bed...
Kia: What's under the bed?
Jin: -falls off ceiling-
Suzuki: o.o Ah, Link! So nice to see you...all…-glances at Kia and Kelsey and Hiei- alone...
Kelsey: I'm just part of the wall. Don't mind me.
Kia: Yeah, and I'm the nightlight.
Kelsey: -hums spy music and presses flat against wall-
Suzuki: -shrugs- Anyway...I have...something for you..
Jin: But my birthday was last week...
Kia: It was? Happy Belated Birthday!
Hiei: You're a nightlight. Shut up and glow.
Suzuki: -hands Jin a card- I'm sorry! I was such a bastard to you and I even volunteered at the soup kitchen to repent...I saw the Mime there yesterday, by the way...
Kia: My god, he's supposed to be out of the country...
Kelsey: I guess they kicked him out?
Jin: ...Uh...thanks. -aside to imaginary audience- But I wasn't fooled...so when he was invited to Zelda's party, I decided to snoop around...
Suzaku: Cue SMASHING Slumber Party!
Kelsey: PILLOW FIGHT! tackles Shishi/Malon
Shishi: ...Alas, the woman of my dreams has taken the iniative and--
Kia: Mind out of the gutter, Pretty-boy!!
Kelsey: -thwaps Kia with a pillow- Aren't you supposed to be hovering around Link; giving him hints about very obvious things?
Kia: He's right above your heads, spying on you, but pretend I didn't say anything.
Rei: -munches popcorn-
Touya: -glowering-
Kelsey: Sooooo, Touy- I mean, ZELDA! Who do YOOOOU have a crush on? -giggle-
Touya: …-through gritted teeth- LINK.
Kelsey: -hysterical laughter-
Touya: Oh, shut up, you both like him too!
Shishi: I love Kel...err...Saria!
Kelsey: Oh...oh, that's right…-sigh-
Kia: x.x
Rei: You know, that's just WRONG.
Kia: It really is...you sick perv.
Shishi: I didn't mean it like that!
Kelsey: Just because he looks good in a dress and you don't?! -throws pillow of DOOM-
Shishi: Sooo...what about you, Ganondorf? Who do YOU like?
Suzuki: -squeezing Hiei- I had a love once...and then she broke my funnel and I got all pissed off and made her turn evil and try to kill everyone later on...ah, sweet love...
Hiei: ...
Kelsey: Aw...
Suzuki: Everytime I think of her...it makes me feel...
Jin: Yes?
Suzuki: It makes me feel...
Jin: YEEEEES?
Kelsey:
Suzuki: WAAAAAAAH! -bursts into tears and starts munching Hiei's hair- I want PINEAPPLE!
Kelsey: Oh, it's okay! -hugs-
Hiei: Get him away from me.
Kelsey: You dissoluted bastard. Be nice.
Touya: ...
Suzuki: -sniffle- Heeey...I have an idea...that's to DIE FOR!
Kelsey: Should we be...afraid..?
Jin: YES!
Suzuki: TIME WARP!
Kelsey: It's just a jump to the left...;
Kia: And then a step to the riiiiight…-can't resist-
Shishi: Put your hands on your hips...
Kelsey: And bring your knees in tiiiiii-iight!
Touya: But it's the pelvic thrust...
Rei: That really drives you insaaa-aaa-aaane! -jumps onstage-
Suzuki, Kia, Touya, and Shishi: Let's do the Time Warp agaaaain!
Kelsey and Rei: Let's do the Time Warp agaaaain!
Suzaku: Absolutely INSPIRATIONAL...
Suka: -Someone take his thesaurus. Please.-
Kia: Already tried.
Kelsey: Where does he keep it?
Rei: In his happy place.
Jin: Okay...so that was weird...but he's going to snap any day now! You may think I'm crazy, but I'M not crazy! I'll make you see! I'll make you SEE! MUAHAHAHAHA-
Kia: -whaps Jin-
Jin: x.x -thud-
Kelsey: WOO!
Kia: o.o Oops.
Shishi: Hit him a bit too hard, didn't you?
Kia: You know, the old men in tights used to be a LOT tougher...
Kelsey: -smothers Shishi with a pillow-
Shishi: x.x
Kelsey: ..is this the end?
Touya: I certainly hope so..
Suzaku: Cut! And that's a wrap, people!
Kelsey: -goes back to smothering Shishi- I love to hate him.