Ed not Inuyasha!
By: Lunagirl2001
Chapter two: Inu wakes up, and trouble with Sesshoumaru
Welcome to chapter two! Thanks for all your nice reviews! So, if you don't mind, let's get started!
"Wheeeee!''
"Inuyasha! Stop sliding down the banisters!" Kagome shouted to the young henyou.
Ed jumped off. "Ed already told you. Ed's name is Ed!"
Kagome pushed Ed up the stairs and moved her in front of the mirror.
"THERE! You see?" She said.
Ed gaped. She rubbed her eyes and looked at her reflection.
"Ed's not Ed!" She said, "Ed's a guy!"
"Hai." Kagome said, "You're a guy. You're name is Inu-"
"Ed's a guy with big muscles!" Ed interrupted. He took off his shirt and got a better look at his newfound strength. [Yes, I know Ed's a girl, but that sentence flows better is I use 'He' instead of 'she']
"Ed's got a six-pack!"
Kagome fell over anime style.
Edward smiled. She jumped out of Kagome's window and slid down the drainpipe. She picked up nearby bench and held it over her head.
She ran around the courtyard shouting, "Ed's strong! Yay! Jet and Faye Faye'd be so proud!"
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Inuyasha woke up from a looong snooze with a sharp pain in the side of his neck, and a lump on his head.
"Owww...." He said to himself, rubbing the sore spot. "Why can't I ever land anywhere else?"
Suddenly, he realized something.
"W-where are my ears?!?!" He shouted. He searched with his hands all over his head and found no ears...until he found human ears on the side of his head.
'What is going on?' He thought to himself, 'tonight's not the night of the new moon!"
He lowered his hands and looked at them. They were soft, delicate, and they no longer had the long claws he used to fight with. His large muscles had disappeared, and he felt much weaker than he normally did as a human. He also noticed that he was no longer in his old clothes. He was wearing a white sleeveless shirt and black skin-tight shorts. But the biggest shock came when he realized that he was no longer...MALE.
"WHAT IN ALL THE HELLS!?!?!?!?!"
Inuyasha ran thorough the ship searching for some kind of mirror. Spike and Faye came out from the next room to hear what the racket was all about. But Inu-ed just pushed them aside and ran to the nearest room.
"Looks like the sleeping demon has awoken." Faye sighed.
"WHAT THE HELL!?! THAT'S NOT ME!! THE STUPID MIRROR MUST BE BROKEN!!"
After that loud outcry, there was a just as loud crash and shatter of glass.
"Now what?" Faye asked.
Spike pulled out his tranquilizer gun again. "Lights out.
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Kagome finally calmed down Ed-Yasha and he was sitting on Kagome's bed quietly.
"You have a virus encoded in you laptop Kagome-chan." Ed said, "May Edward disassemble it?"
Kagome sighed. "Yeah, yeah. Do whatever you want. It's not like you can break it any more than it already is."
Kagome wanted to enjoy these few minutes of silence to the fullest. Then the phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Wow Kagome! You sure sound better than you did yesterday!"
It was kagome's friend Youka. "Yesterday you were so ill, you almost sounded like you grandfather!"
Kagome sweatdroped. "Eh...heh...heh"
"Anyway, the reason I called was to let you know I'm on my way over." Youka continued.
"YOU? HERE? NOW?" Kagome looked at the shirtless henyou on her bed, who was breaking apart and fusing computer chips from her laptop.
"Well...yeah!" Youkai said, "Unless you have guests over or something..."
Ed-Yasha hummed happily to herself.
"No!" Kagome exclaimed without thinking, "Come on over!"
"Ok! Ja ne!" {Click}
Kagome pulled Inu-ed into the well house.
"Inuyasha, one of my friends is coming over." She said,
Ed smiled. "YAY! Edward wants to meet her!"
"NO!" Kagome shouted, "Just stay here! I'll be right back. Don't move no matter what!"
"Hai!" ^_^
Kagome let out a sigh of relief, and closed the door. Ed jumped into the well.
"Wheeeeeee!"
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"Nigen...You are the houshi that is always with Inuyasha. Tell me where he is."
Miroku jumped forward.
"Go away Sesshoumaru!" he shouted, "He's not here! Leave him alone!"
Sesshoumaru smirked. "Hmp. Do you honestly wish to die so much?"
Everyone prepared for battle. Sesshoumaru zoomed forward and was about to attack-and then suddenly stopped. A certain young henyou appeared with Sesshoumaru's fluffy tied around his neck.
"Look! Ed's a lion! Roar! Roar!"
Everyone sweatdroped.
"Give me that!" Sesshoumaru said snatching back his fluff and giving it a hug. Ed-Yasha spun around a couple times and almost ran into a tree. Luckily, she fell down before that could happen.
"Whee! Let's do that again!" Ed said happily, jumping up and trying to take his fluffy again. Sesshoumaru held it higher so he couldn't reach.
"What in all the-what's wrong with you?!?"
Ed jumped up onto his shoulders and started pulling on his ears.
"Grandma, what pointy ears you have!" Ed shouted, happily giggling.
"I'm a man! Get off me!" Sesshoumaru shouted. He finally pulled Ed-Yasha off him.
"HA HA! CAN'T CATCH ME!" Ed shouted sticking her tongue out at Sesshy. She took his fluffy again and ran off.
"You brat! You're gonna pay for this!" Sesshoumaru shouted running after "Inuyasha".
"Wow." Sango said breaking the silence, "They're actually acting like brothers."
~~~~Back on bebop~~~~
Inuyasha woke up.... for the 6th time that day.
"How many times am I going to get shot?" Inuyasha asked annoyed.
"Oi. Edward. You ok?"
Inuyasha looked up and saw the young woman that was always wearing a yellow jumpsuit.
"Who are you?" Inuyahsa asked-being as sane as he possibly could.
The woman blinked. "Faye."
"Weird name."
"Like you is one to talk." Faye answered, "It's not every day that you find a person named 'Dog demon'"
Inu-Ed sulked.
"Soooooooo...where am I?" He asked.
"The ship bebop." Faye answered, "don-"
"If you say 'don't you remember' I'm gonna break a window."
"Uh...never mind."
Spike entered the room. "She's been awake for 5 minutes. What'd she break this time?"
Inu-ed stood up. "I wouldn't have broken anything if you had just told me how to get back kagaaaaa...."
Inuyahsa fell over with swirly eyes. Spike twirled his tranquilizers finger.
"Not bad for 50 feet..." he said with a smirk.
Faye sweatdroped. "You're just doing this for fun aren't you?"
"Is it really that obvious?" Spike said walking away.
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Will Inuyasha ever stay awake longer than five seconds? Will he ever be able to get back to the Sengoku Jidai? Will Sesshoumaru kill Ed (and Inu's body) before they switch back? Why am I talking in questions? Find out in the next chapter of "Ed not Inuyasha!"
See you soon!
^_^
By: Lunagirl2001
Chapter two: Inu wakes up, and trouble with Sesshoumaru
Welcome to chapter two! Thanks for all your nice reviews! So, if you don't mind, let's get started!
"Wheeeee!''
"Inuyasha! Stop sliding down the banisters!" Kagome shouted to the young henyou.
Ed jumped off. "Ed already told you. Ed's name is Ed!"
Kagome pushed Ed up the stairs and moved her in front of the mirror.
"THERE! You see?" She said.
Ed gaped. She rubbed her eyes and looked at her reflection.
"Ed's not Ed!" She said, "Ed's a guy!"
"Hai." Kagome said, "You're a guy. You're name is Inu-"
"Ed's a guy with big muscles!" Ed interrupted. He took off his shirt and got a better look at his newfound strength. [Yes, I know Ed's a girl, but that sentence flows better is I use 'He' instead of 'she']
"Ed's got a six-pack!"
Kagome fell over anime style.
Edward smiled. She jumped out of Kagome's window and slid down the drainpipe. She picked up nearby bench and held it over her head.
She ran around the courtyard shouting, "Ed's strong! Yay! Jet and Faye Faye'd be so proud!"
@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@
Inuyasha woke up from a looong snooze with a sharp pain in the side of his neck, and a lump on his head.
"Owww...." He said to himself, rubbing the sore spot. "Why can't I ever land anywhere else?"
Suddenly, he realized something.
"W-where are my ears?!?!" He shouted. He searched with his hands all over his head and found no ears...until he found human ears on the side of his head.
'What is going on?' He thought to himself, 'tonight's not the night of the new moon!"
He lowered his hands and looked at them. They were soft, delicate, and they no longer had the long claws he used to fight with. His large muscles had disappeared, and he felt much weaker than he normally did as a human. He also noticed that he was no longer in his old clothes. He was wearing a white sleeveless shirt and black skin-tight shorts. But the biggest shock came when he realized that he was no longer...MALE.
"WHAT IN ALL THE HELLS!?!?!?!?!"
Inuyasha ran thorough the ship searching for some kind of mirror. Spike and Faye came out from the next room to hear what the racket was all about. But Inu-ed just pushed them aside and ran to the nearest room.
"Looks like the sleeping demon has awoken." Faye sighed.
"WHAT THE HELL!?! THAT'S NOT ME!! THE STUPID MIRROR MUST BE BROKEN!!"
After that loud outcry, there was a just as loud crash and shatter of glass.
"Now what?" Faye asked.
Spike pulled out his tranquilizer gun again. "Lights out.
*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
Kagome finally calmed down Ed-Yasha and he was sitting on Kagome's bed quietly.
"You have a virus encoded in you laptop Kagome-chan." Ed said, "May Edward disassemble it?"
Kagome sighed. "Yeah, yeah. Do whatever you want. It's not like you can break it any more than it already is."
Kagome wanted to enjoy these few minutes of silence to the fullest. Then the phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Wow Kagome! You sure sound better than you did yesterday!"
It was kagome's friend Youka. "Yesterday you were so ill, you almost sounded like you grandfather!"
Kagome sweatdroped. "Eh...heh...heh"
"Anyway, the reason I called was to let you know I'm on my way over." Youka continued.
"YOU? HERE? NOW?" Kagome looked at the shirtless henyou on her bed, who was breaking apart and fusing computer chips from her laptop.
"Well...yeah!" Youkai said, "Unless you have guests over or something..."
Ed-Yasha hummed happily to herself.
"No!" Kagome exclaimed without thinking, "Come on over!"
"Ok! Ja ne!" {Click}
Kagome pulled Inu-ed into the well house.
"Inuyasha, one of my friends is coming over." She said,
Ed smiled. "YAY! Edward wants to meet her!"
"NO!" Kagome shouted, "Just stay here! I'll be right back. Don't move no matter what!"
"Hai!" ^_^
Kagome let out a sigh of relief, and closed the door. Ed jumped into the well.
"Wheeeeeee!"
^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^
"Nigen...You are the houshi that is always with Inuyasha. Tell me where he is."
Miroku jumped forward.
"Go away Sesshoumaru!" he shouted, "He's not here! Leave him alone!"
Sesshoumaru smirked. "Hmp. Do you honestly wish to die so much?"
Everyone prepared for battle. Sesshoumaru zoomed forward and was about to attack-and then suddenly stopped. A certain young henyou appeared with Sesshoumaru's fluffy tied around his neck.
"Look! Ed's a lion! Roar! Roar!"
Everyone sweatdroped.
"Give me that!" Sesshoumaru said snatching back his fluff and giving it a hug. Ed-Yasha spun around a couple times and almost ran into a tree. Luckily, she fell down before that could happen.
"Whee! Let's do that again!" Ed said happily, jumping up and trying to take his fluffy again. Sesshoumaru held it higher so he couldn't reach.
"What in all the-what's wrong with you?!?"
Ed jumped up onto his shoulders and started pulling on his ears.
"Grandma, what pointy ears you have!" Ed shouted, happily giggling.
"I'm a man! Get off me!" Sesshoumaru shouted. He finally pulled Ed-Yasha off him.
"HA HA! CAN'T CATCH ME!" Ed shouted sticking her tongue out at Sesshy. She took his fluffy again and ran off.
"You brat! You're gonna pay for this!" Sesshoumaru shouted running after "Inuyasha".
"Wow." Sango said breaking the silence, "They're actually acting like brothers."
~~~~Back on bebop~~~~
Inuyasha woke up.... for the 6th time that day.
"How many times am I going to get shot?" Inuyasha asked annoyed.
"Oi. Edward. You ok?"
Inuyasha looked up and saw the young woman that was always wearing a yellow jumpsuit.
"Who are you?" Inuyahsa asked-being as sane as he possibly could.
The woman blinked. "Faye."
"Weird name."
"Like you is one to talk." Faye answered, "It's not every day that you find a person named 'Dog demon'"
Inu-Ed sulked.
"Soooooooo...where am I?" He asked.
"The ship bebop." Faye answered, "don-"
"If you say 'don't you remember' I'm gonna break a window."
"Uh...never mind."
Spike entered the room. "She's been awake for 5 minutes. What'd she break this time?"
Inu-ed stood up. "I wouldn't have broken anything if you had just told me how to get back kagaaaaa...."
Inuyahsa fell over with swirly eyes. Spike twirled his tranquilizers finger.
"Not bad for 50 feet..." he said with a smirk.
Faye sweatdroped. "You're just doing this for fun aren't you?"
"Is it really that obvious?" Spike said walking away.
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Will Inuyasha ever stay awake longer than five seconds? Will he ever be able to get back to the Sengoku Jidai? Will Sesshoumaru kill Ed (and Inu's body) before they switch back? Why am I talking in questions? Find out in the next chapter of "Ed not Inuyasha!"
See you soon!
^_^