Ed not Inuyasha!
By: Lunagirl2001
Chapter three: Bye bye lord fluffyness!!
Thanks for all the nice reviews!! I've got so many, that I almost used up all the space in my E-mail inbox! And that's a good thing! So, Let's get started with our famous fic, Ed not Inuyasha!
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"Stop jumping around!!!"
"Wow. That's the first time I've ever seen Sesshoumaru shout." Shippou said.
He, Sango and Miroku were sitting off to the side watching the fight, and eating popcorn.
Miroku took a slurp of his Pepsi. "Looks like he's so aggravated that he's acting against his usual character."
"Maybe that's what happened to Inuyasha." Sango said. After a short pause they both exchanged glances and glared at Shippou.
"What? Don't look at me!"
Ed-Yasha was having the time of her life. She had no idea who this guy was with the poofy fluff, but he was so fun to tease! And she was so used to running from spike and Faye that this was no problem! She stuck her tongue out at him again.
"{Nyaa nyaa!} You can't catch me!!"
Sesshoumaru Growled.
'Uh oh. This guys mad...' Ed quickly jumped into some trees and hid the poof.
Sesshoumaru threw down his swords and jumped at Ed. they rolled a few feet and in the end, Sesshoumaru had Ed in a headlock. He dug his claws into Ed's head.
"Where...is...my...fluffy?!?!" Sesshoumaru said through gritted teeth.
"Owww!! You're mean!" Ed shouted. She pointed toward a tree. "It's up there!"
Sesshoumaru threw "Inuyasha" down and prepared to jump into the tree. Ed jumped up in Sesshy's shoulders again.
"See how you like it Mr. noogie-man!!" she stared grinding her fists onto the sides of Sesshy's head.
"Arrgh! You're so annoying!!"
"You know..." Miroku said, "I think Inuyasha's winning!"
Over on bebop....
"So...this is a time travel device."
Inuyasha woke up again, and spike's gun was out the window. Jet told him that this "Ed" person found that some hackers had made a device to put viruses into major computers before large presentations. She had tried to copy the device, but Faye had fallen into it while it was being worked on and damaged it severely. So in other words, he didn't have a clue what the heck was going on.
"What's a computer again?" Inu-ed asked.
Jet put head in his hands. "This is pointless. How can we do anything if she doesn't even remember what a computer is?"
Spike spoke up. "Maybe we should shoot her."
Inuyasha knew what that meant! "Oh yeah! Now I remember! Just leave it to me! I'll have it done in no time!"
He quickly shooed the others out of the room and locked the door. (He finally found out how to use the doors) he turned back to the metal box. One side of it had a bunch of colored strings sticking out of it. He knelt down and put two of the ends together. Electricity surged through his body.
"Ok...that's not right." Inuyasha shook off the weird aftershock and started putting random wires together and shoving them into the sides of some computer chips.
"EEEEEEYYOUCH!!!!"
Both figures were glowing. After a short surge of electricity appeared, both Ed and Sesshoumaru were exhausted and their clothes were singed up.
"What...did you do?" Sesshoumaru asked. He had never seen-or felt-any attack like that! Especially not from his half-breed brother!
The hanyou at his side shook his head and smiled. "Ed guesses that somehow we have been struck by an electronic surge, but how we did, Ed doesn't know."
"Ed?"
"Hai!" Ed-Yasha said, "ano...oops, Ed forgot that Ed's not Ed anymore...Ed's name is...er...I-moo-lots-a or something like that...."
Sesshoumaru gave his little brother a weird look.
"I moo lots a?"
"Hai!" Ed answered.
Sesshoumaru stared, annoyed.
Ed sweatdroped. "Um...your poofy fluff is in a tree if you want it!" she pointed to a certian tree.
Sesshoumaru looked over at the tree, and then back to his younger brother. He gave just him a goofy smile. He jumped up, and in a few seconds he jumped back down, with his fluffy over his shoulder.
"You gonna go? Aww! Bye bye!" Ed-Yasha smiled and waved goodbye. "Come back soon!"
"Don't count on it!" Sesshoumaru shouted and zoomed away.
"Bye fluffy-man!" Ed said waving still.
"Y...YOU BEAT SESSHOUMARU!!" Miroku shouted happily.
"Meow?" Ed said, "do you think fluffy-man will be back soon? Ed had fun!"
"Uh..."
Ed yawned and curled up on the ground. "Ah...well...night night."
The others exchanged glances. Right about then Kagome returned.
"Inuyasha..."she growled.
[Oh no.]
"OSUWARI!!!"
Nothing happened.
"What? Did the beads break or something?" Sango asked.
Kagome tried again. "OSUWARI!!!"
Ed smiled and rolled over in her sleep.
Kagome lost her temper. "OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI!!!!!!!!!"
Edward stayed sleeping.
"EDWARD!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?"
"YOU THINK- SLAM I'D DO- SLAM THIS- SLAM ON PURPOSE?!?! SLAM" Inuyasha was growing dizzy. He didn't have a clue what was going on, just that he started slamming like he was osuwari-ed. he didn't stop slamming until he had completely lost consciousness. And even then, he still slammed five more times afterward. It was a miracle that he didn't break the floor.
''Now what are we gonna do?" Jet asked.
"I still say we should shoot her."
You see, since they're the same people, sometimes the things happen to both of them! I hope you found this funny at least a little! I'll update when I get 5 more reviews! So keep reviewing!!
Bye bye!
By: Lunagirl2001
Chapter three: Bye bye lord fluffyness!!
Thanks for all the nice reviews!! I've got so many, that I almost used up all the space in my E-mail inbox! And that's a good thing! So, Let's get started with our famous fic, Ed not Inuyasha!
#$%$%&%&(&()(%$&#()&W$%$%&%
"Stop jumping around!!!"
"Wow. That's the first time I've ever seen Sesshoumaru shout." Shippou said.
He, Sango and Miroku were sitting off to the side watching the fight, and eating popcorn.
Miroku took a slurp of his Pepsi. "Looks like he's so aggravated that he's acting against his usual character."
"Maybe that's what happened to Inuyasha." Sango said. After a short pause they both exchanged glances and glared at Shippou.
"What? Don't look at me!"
Ed-Yasha was having the time of her life. She had no idea who this guy was with the poofy fluff, but he was so fun to tease! And she was so used to running from spike and Faye that this was no problem! She stuck her tongue out at him again.
"{Nyaa nyaa!} You can't catch me!!"
Sesshoumaru Growled.
'Uh oh. This guys mad...' Ed quickly jumped into some trees and hid the poof.
Sesshoumaru threw down his swords and jumped at Ed. they rolled a few feet and in the end, Sesshoumaru had Ed in a headlock. He dug his claws into Ed's head.
"Where...is...my...fluffy?!?!" Sesshoumaru said through gritted teeth.
"Owww!! You're mean!" Ed shouted. She pointed toward a tree. "It's up there!"
Sesshoumaru threw "Inuyasha" down and prepared to jump into the tree. Ed jumped up in Sesshy's shoulders again.
"See how you like it Mr. noogie-man!!" she stared grinding her fists onto the sides of Sesshy's head.
"Arrgh! You're so annoying!!"
"You know..." Miroku said, "I think Inuyasha's winning!"
Over on bebop....
"So...this is a time travel device."
Inuyasha woke up again, and spike's gun was out the window. Jet told him that this "Ed" person found that some hackers had made a device to put viruses into major computers before large presentations. She had tried to copy the device, but Faye had fallen into it while it was being worked on and damaged it severely. So in other words, he didn't have a clue what the heck was going on.
"What's a computer again?" Inu-ed asked.
Jet put head in his hands. "This is pointless. How can we do anything if she doesn't even remember what a computer is?"
Spike spoke up. "Maybe we should shoot her."
Inuyasha knew what that meant! "Oh yeah! Now I remember! Just leave it to me! I'll have it done in no time!"
He quickly shooed the others out of the room and locked the door. (He finally found out how to use the doors) he turned back to the metal box. One side of it had a bunch of colored strings sticking out of it. He knelt down and put two of the ends together. Electricity surged through his body.
"Ok...that's not right." Inuyasha shook off the weird aftershock and started putting random wires together and shoving them into the sides of some computer chips.
"EEEEEEYYOUCH!!!!"
Both figures were glowing. After a short surge of electricity appeared, both Ed and Sesshoumaru were exhausted and their clothes were singed up.
"What...did you do?" Sesshoumaru asked. He had never seen-or felt-any attack like that! Especially not from his half-breed brother!
The hanyou at his side shook his head and smiled. "Ed guesses that somehow we have been struck by an electronic surge, but how we did, Ed doesn't know."
"Ed?"
"Hai!" Ed-Yasha said, "ano...oops, Ed forgot that Ed's not Ed anymore...Ed's name is...er...I-moo-lots-a or something like that...."
Sesshoumaru gave his little brother a weird look.
"I moo lots a?"
"Hai!" Ed answered.
Sesshoumaru stared, annoyed.
Ed sweatdroped. "Um...your poofy fluff is in a tree if you want it!" she pointed to a certian tree.
Sesshoumaru looked over at the tree, and then back to his younger brother. He gave just him a goofy smile. He jumped up, and in a few seconds he jumped back down, with his fluffy over his shoulder.
"You gonna go? Aww! Bye bye!" Ed-Yasha smiled and waved goodbye. "Come back soon!"
"Don't count on it!" Sesshoumaru shouted and zoomed away.
"Bye fluffy-man!" Ed said waving still.
"Y...YOU BEAT SESSHOUMARU!!" Miroku shouted happily.
"Meow?" Ed said, "do you think fluffy-man will be back soon? Ed had fun!"
"Uh..."
Ed yawned and curled up on the ground. "Ah...well...night night."
The others exchanged glances. Right about then Kagome returned.
"Inuyasha..."she growled.
[Oh no.]
"OSUWARI!!!"
Nothing happened.
"What? Did the beads break or something?" Sango asked.
Kagome tried again. "OSUWARI!!!"
Ed smiled and rolled over in her sleep.
Kagome lost her temper. "OSUWARI!!! OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI OSUWARI!!!!!!!!!"
Edward stayed sleeping.
"EDWARD!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?"
"YOU THINK- SLAM I'D DO- SLAM THIS- SLAM ON PURPOSE?!?! SLAM" Inuyasha was growing dizzy. He didn't have a clue what was going on, just that he started slamming like he was osuwari-ed. he didn't stop slamming until he had completely lost consciousness. And even then, he still slammed five more times afterward. It was a miracle that he didn't break the floor.
''Now what are we gonna do?" Jet asked.
"I still say we should shoot her."
You see, since they're the same people, sometimes the things happen to both of them! I hope you found this funny at least a little! I'll update when I get 5 more reviews! So keep reviewing!!
Bye bye!