SaintAnime:Not much to talk about. T T I feel so depressed over my....
HnD:Maths marks.
SaintAnime:AARGH!That's right!I hate you maths!You make my life a living hell!
D:Not to mention,you got the lowest scores in maths in the family right?
SaintAnime: T T Why'd you have to remind me...boohoo...
Disclaimer:I'm kinda tired of making them so this applies to all the stories.The characters in this story don't belong to me but to Minekura Kazuya but the non-existant plot does.This is only the perverted fantasies of a sick fan.
Hakkai looked on exasperatedly at Gojyo's sulking form.Unluckily for them,the monk DID mind and had stopped them in the middle of their passionate activities.
Stupid monk,Gojyo thought,grumbling to himself.He glanced up and suddenly caught sight of the saru making his way here.
Goku was walking towards them,his face cast to the side with the wind gently playing with his chocolate-brown hair.
Gojyo felt his hard beating faster as a slight flush started to spread across his cheeks.Hmm...Goku looks really yummy right now...
Gojyo flushed even more when he realised what he was thinking.Wha..?Where did that come from?Are you telling me that I actually have feelings towards the saru!?
All thoughts whatsoever flew out of his mind when the wind flipped aside the part where Goku's shirt was unbuttoned,giving him a very enticing view of Goku's deliciously tanned collarbone.
Gojyo was not the only dazed person staring at Goku here.Apparently,Hakkai was having the same type of thoughts as the half-demon whizzing through his head.
The potion was already taking effect.It was eliminating all other thoughts from both men's head except for one thing...
Goku.
Ni howled with laughter,clutching his stomach while he watched the scene unfold before his eyes.Goku was as usual,oblivious to the surroundings around him and he didn't seem to notice the way Hakkai and Gojyo were staring at him.Like a pair of wolves after a juicy piece of steak.
God,he knew he was sick but he just adored things like this,Ni thought,wiping tears of mirth away from his eyes.It returned soon after however when he thought of Sanzo's reaction towards all this.
Apparently,Ni was not the only person around who had tears of mirth in his eyes.
Yaone had heard everything going on in Ni's office.It wasn't exactly hard to figure out what the scientist was doing when he talked so loud to himself.
Oh dear,wonder what Doku's gonna say when he knows about this,Yaone said wiping away the tears from her eyes.She couldn't help but grin when she thought of how Doku's expression was gonna be like when he saw his beloved Kou chasing after Goku.
Although Yaone pitied Goku,she couldn't help herself.The situation was quite hilarious.For someone who has a good sense of humour that is.
Oh dear,she thought.I guess I better tell Doku what's going on though.Yaone met her way towards his room.
Yaone knocked lightly on Doku's door,only to find out that it was open.Feeling curious,she pushed it aside only to find a very baffled looking Doku who was buttoning his shirt and thinking hard with his eyebrows scrunched up.
Probably been pushed aside by Kou while they were jerking each other off,Yaone thought.
"Hey." Doku said,raising one of his hands up in greeting,a passive look still on his face.
"Hmm...let me guess,Kou pushed you aside all of a sudden,gets up to leave and says that he has some unfinished business to take care of." Yaone said,her eyes dancing with laughter.
"Yeah that's exactly what he...." Doku trailed off and stared at Yaone in bewilderment.
"Wait a sec,how do YOU know?"
Yaone repeated everything that she heard at Ni's office to him,knowing full well that the black-haired demon would not be pleased.
And not pleased he was.
"WHAT!?" Doku shouted furiously. "You mean this all because of GOKU!?"
Doku stood up abruptly,his eyes flashing dangerously and an air of murder surrounded him as he cracked his knuckles threateningly.
"Now,now Doku..." Yaone said nervously,trying to calm him down. "You can't blame all of this on Goku,I mean most of the fault is on Ni."
Doku turned to stare at Yaone,all intent of killing gone only to start up again.
"Hey,your right.Who I SHOULD blame is NI." he said,clenching his teeth and hands when he spoke as he started to storm off towards the scientist's office.
Yaone grabbed Doku's shirt,holding him back to stop him from doing any further damage.
"I don't think that would be of any use,you know Ni won't stop at anything once he has set his sights on it." Yaone said.
"Your right,but I NEED to vent out my anger on somebody." Doku replied,slightly exasperated.
"Uh..I don't think that's what I was referring to."
"We should probably go to Goku and tell him what's going on and make sure that Kou doesn't do anything...unpleasant to him." Yaone suggested.
"Fine." Doku said grumbling as he went into his room to put on his battle attire.
Homura rested his chin on the back of his hand as his eyes roamed across the massive room,thinking of what to do.
He felt utterly bored as he had never felt before.Homura shifted on his throne as he uttered a sigh.
Suddenly,a vision of Goku filled before his mind.The war god smirked.Now why didn't he think of that?
The answer had been there all along,he thought slightly amused as he stood up,his flame patterned robe brushed slightly against the floor as he did so.
"I believe that you guys can take care of my tower in my place for awhile?" He said turning around as Zenon and Shien emerged from the shadows.
"Let's just say I'm going to visit a certain golden-eyed somebody."
Homura didn't miss the bemused looks he got from his cohorts as he made his way out of the tower.
Obviously,they knew full well who he was referring to.
Goku turned to look in front again to see Gojyo and Hakkai staring at him.
Not really thinking of the reason for this,he happily bounded forwards towards them.
"Ne,Hakkai?" he said tugging on the green-eyed demon's shirt once he got to the picnic blanket where they were. "Do you have an ointment for insect bites?Ya see,I got bitten by one just now." Goku said,looking down and scratching his head sheepishly.
Strange...something doesn't feel quite right...Goku thought as he gazed up at Hakkai's hazy emerald eyes.
Now why does Hakkai have that far-away look on his face?However,all thoughts of this flew out of his mind when Hakkai spoke up.
"Well,I don't have the ointment that your looking for...but I have something else that'll help your bite." he replied,smiling warmly down at Goku who missed the flash that passed through Hakkai's eyes when he said this.
"Really?That's great!" Goku said cheerfully. "What is it?" He stared up at Hakkai curiously with his big innocent golden eyes.
Ok,the part where Hakkai and Gojyo harass Goku starts here
"This."
Goku didn't even see it coming,suddenly Hakkai pulled Goku towards him and embraced him,placing small kisses on the flushed area of his arm while he stroked Goku's tousled hair.
Wha--?Goku felt himself burning up as he pushed Hakkai away in surprise. "H-hakkai?" Goku said,eye brimming with confusion as he looked up at the emerald-eyed demon.
"Like it?Do you want it again?" Hakkai said,smiling slyly.Being the stronger of the two,he managed to pull Goku back towards him easily.Goku escaped his grasp again and took a couple of hasty steps backwards.
Hakkai must be drunk,Goku thought as he backed up from the advancing man in front of him.Yes,VERY drunk.
"Uh..Hakkai?" Goku began nervously. "I think that your kinda drunk and need a rest so why don't you go back to the inn?"
"How about both of us go to the inn and resting together?" Hakkai purred.
Goku flushed up.The thought of him sharing a bed with Hakkai was more than he could handle.
All of a sudden,Goku bumped into something behind him.
"Oof!" Goku exclaimed as he whirled around to see what he had bumped into.
He was immediately met with a pair of scarlet orbs.Goku jumped back in surprise only to trip into Hakkai's waiting arms.
"So...does this mean you accept my invitation ?" he whispered into Goku's highly sensitised ear.
He wriggled out of Hakkai's arms.
"Err...no."
"So Hakkai.I heard you invited Goku to the inn together with you."
Goku looked up into Gojyo's calm face.He started to panic.Oh no!Gojyo probably misunderstood and thought that his lover was two-timing him!
"Gojyo!It wasn't-I..." he stuttered as he tried to come up with something to explain the whole awkward situation.He was so gonna be dead.
Suddenly,Gojyo's face broke into a devious grin.
"No way!The only person Goku's going to the inn with is me."
Eh!?Not again!
Don't tell me that even kappa's gotten this drunk! He thought,feeling slightly nervous.One he could deal with but two love-lust drunk men?Nuh uh!
Goku felt himself being pulled into Gojyo's well tanned and muscled arm.
"I bet I could do a better job of healing Goku's bite."
[A/N:What is it with these ppl and Goku's bite???]
He could feel the water sprite grinning away behind him.
A second later, Gojyo leaned in and started nuzzling against Goku's slender neck.
"Eew!Get away perverted water kappa!" he yelled,falling back onto his natural reflex and punching both Gojyo's arms away.
"Aww..I'm so hurt that the saru doesn't like me." the scarlet-haired demon said,smirking but Goku could see the anger flaring up in his eyes,making it seem even more piercing and intense.
Gojyo slammed Goku against a tree,pinning both of his arms above him so that Goku couldn't move.Somewhere behind Gojyo,he could see Hakkai lurking.
Goku could feel the scratchy feel of the tree's bark against his back as it poked through the soft material of his shirt.
O.k.,he was seriously scared right now,Goku thought,looking up at Gojyo with fear in his eyes.The river boy leaned in closer and Goku could see his hazy passion filled eyes.
Gojyo released Goku's right arm only to pin it again with his left arm so that now, both Goku's arms were pinned underneath Gojyo's left one,leaving his other arm free.
[A/N:Sorry if this part is confusing.I can almost see everybody going, "Left?Right?"]
The red-head now used his free hand to unbutton Goku's shirt,revealing his bronzed chest bit-by-bit.He whimpered as Gojyo did this.
"Please,Gojyo..stop." Goku begged.
Hey!You better stop right now!I even took the courtesy of calling you by your real name instead of the usual kappa! Goku thought,panicking as he saw that Gojyo was ignoring his pleas.
He struggled underneath the crimson-eyed demon's iron grip knowing full well that it was useless as Gojyo nudged apart Goku's unbuttoned shirt so that it would be convenient enough for him to attack with his mouth.
Goku could now feel the older man's hot breath against his chest.Goku's heartbeat was erratic as he strained against Gojyo's arms,willing his own captive ones to escape.
He closed his eyes in horror as he felt the scarlet-haired demon's tongue flicker out to rub against his chest.
No!He absolutely refused this!
Goku bucked and kicked underneath Gojyo.
He would NOT lose his virginity to a perverted water kappa!
TIS' OVER...FOR NOW!!!
BANG!
A lone gun shot rang in the air breaking the silence around it.
For Goku,he had never ever felt so relieved in his entire life.
For Hakkai,he felt relieved that he didn't join Gojyo to form a threesome.
For Gojyo,he felt irritated at being interrupted at what he was so clearly busy enjoying.
For Sanzo,he was mad.Furious.Angry beyond compensation.And yes,he admitted it,VERY jealous.
Gojyo was about to face the most horrible punishment on earth for doing one of the most forbidden things.
Touching HIS saru.
Sanzo released the safety lock on his gun with a click and pointed it at Gojyo.
[A/N:Didn't he just release it before??Well,I'm only doing this to make the scene sound dramatic. ;Ya noe,like in the movies where the hero clicks the gun and points it at the villain?O.k.,I know that nobody gets it.]
Sanzo was going to enjoy ripping out every limb from the bastard kappa's body,cut it all up into pieces and serve it to the army.
At least there would be a use for his body other than bleeding all over the ground after Sanzo was done with HIM.
[A/N]groans and hits head on the keyboard out of fatigueFinally it's done!Yeah!!!grinsI know,the fun's finally started eh?Somehow,I kinda like Goku-torture. X P So this story's gonna be chock full of OOC ness,plotless chapters that are basically made to see Goku getting screwed as Kazuya won't let it happen and YAOI!!
P.S.I know that the warnings kinda ruins the climax of the story,but hey,I promised to put warnings didn't I??
P.S.S Thanks for all the ppl who reveiwed!!!I didn't think anyone would like this sick story churned out by me!Anyway,if anybody reviews this chapter,I promise I'll dedicate the starting part of chappie 5 by thanking you guys. Reviews make the world go round.My world that is.
H:Shaddup!Don't you know that some people are trying to sleep here!?
HnD:Maths marks.
SaintAnime:AARGH!That's right!I hate you maths!You make my life a living hell!
D:Not to mention,you got the lowest scores in maths in the family right?
SaintAnime: T T Why'd you have to remind me...boohoo...
Disclaimer:I'm kinda tired of making them so this applies to all the stories.The characters in this story don't belong to me but to Minekura Kazuya but the non-existant plot does.This is only the perverted fantasies of a sick fan.
Hakkai looked on exasperatedly at Gojyo's sulking form.Unluckily for them,the monk DID mind and had stopped them in the middle of their passionate activities.
Stupid monk,Gojyo thought,grumbling to himself.He glanced up and suddenly caught sight of the saru making his way here.
Goku was walking towards them,his face cast to the side with the wind gently playing with his chocolate-brown hair.
Gojyo felt his hard beating faster as a slight flush started to spread across his cheeks.Hmm...Goku looks really yummy right now...
Gojyo flushed even more when he realised what he was thinking.Wha..?Where did that come from?Are you telling me that I actually have feelings towards the saru!?
All thoughts whatsoever flew out of his mind when the wind flipped aside the part where Goku's shirt was unbuttoned,giving him a very enticing view of Goku's deliciously tanned collarbone.
Gojyo was not the only dazed person staring at Goku here.Apparently,Hakkai was having the same type of thoughts as the half-demon whizzing through his head.
The potion was already taking effect.It was eliminating all other thoughts from both men's head except for one thing...
Goku.
Ni howled with laughter,clutching his stomach while he watched the scene unfold before his eyes.Goku was as usual,oblivious to the surroundings around him and he didn't seem to notice the way Hakkai and Gojyo were staring at him.Like a pair of wolves after a juicy piece of steak.
God,he knew he was sick but he just adored things like this,Ni thought,wiping tears of mirth away from his eyes.It returned soon after however when he thought of Sanzo's reaction towards all this.
Apparently,Ni was not the only person around who had tears of mirth in his eyes.
Yaone had heard everything going on in Ni's office.It wasn't exactly hard to figure out what the scientist was doing when he talked so loud to himself.
Oh dear,wonder what Doku's gonna say when he knows about this,Yaone said wiping away the tears from her eyes.She couldn't help but grin when she thought of how Doku's expression was gonna be like when he saw his beloved Kou chasing after Goku.
Although Yaone pitied Goku,she couldn't help herself.The situation was quite hilarious.For someone who has a good sense of humour that is.
Oh dear,she thought.I guess I better tell Doku what's going on though.Yaone met her way towards his room.
Yaone knocked lightly on Doku's door,only to find out that it was open.Feeling curious,she pushed it aside only to find a very baffled looking Doku who was buttoning his shirt and thinking hard with his eyebrows scrunched up.
Probably been pushed aside by Kou while they were jerking each other off,Yaone thought.
"Hey." Doku said,raising one of his hands up in greeting,a passive look still on his face.
"Hmm...let me guess,Kou pushed you aside all of a sudden,gets up to leave and says that he has some unfinished business to take care of." Yaone said,her eyes dancing with laughter.
"Yeah that's exactly what he...." Doku trailed off and stared at Yaone in bewilderment.
"Wait a sec,how do YOU know?"
Yaone repeated everything that she heard at Ni's office to him,knowing full well that the black-haired demon would not be pleased.
And not pleased he was.
"WHAT!?" Doku shouted furiously. "You mean this all because of GOKU!?"
Doku stood up abruptly,his eyes flashing dangerously and an air of murder surrounded him as he cracked his knuckles threateningly.
"Now,now Doku..." Yaone said nervously,trying to calm him down. "You can't blame all of this on Goku,I mean most of the fault is on Ni."
Doku turned to stare at Yaone,all intent of killing gone only to start up again.
"Hey,your right.Who I SHOULD blame is NI." he said,clenching his teeth and hands when he spoke as he started to storm off towards the scientist's office.
Yaone grabbed Doku's shirt,holding him back to stop him from doing any further damage.
"I don't think that would be of any use,you know Ni won't stop at anything once he has set his sights on it." Yaone said.
"Your right,but I NEED to vent out my anger on somebody." Doku replied,slightly exasperated.
"Uh..I don't think that's what I was referring to."
"We should probably go to Goku and tell him what's going on and make sure that Kou doesn't do anything...unpleasant to him." Yaone suggested.
"Fine." Doku said grumbling as he went into his room to put on his battle attire.
Homura rested his chin on the back of his hand as his eyes roamed across the massive room,thinking of what to do.
He felt utterly bored as he had never felt before.Homura shifted on his throne as he uttered a sigh.
Suddenly,a vision of Goku filled before his mind.The war god smirked.Now why didn't he think of that?
The answer had been there all along,he thought slightly amused as he stood up,his flame patterned robe brushed slightly against the floor as he did so.
"I believe that you guys can take care of my tower in my place for awhile?" He said turning around as Zenon and Shien emerged from the shadows.
"Let's just say I'm going to visit a certain golden-eyed somebody."
Homura didn't miss the bemused looks he got from his cohorts as he made his way out of the tower.
Obviously,they knew full well who he was referring to.
Goku turned to look in front again to see Gojyo and Hakkai staring at him.
Not really thinking of the reason for this,he happily bounded forwards towards them.
"Ne,Hakkai?" he said tugging on the green-eyed demon's shirt once he got to the picnic blanket where they were. "Do you have an ointment for insect bites?Ya see,I got bitten by one just now." Goku said,looking down and scratching his head sheepishly.
Strange...something doesn't feel quite right...Goku thought as he gazed up at Hakkai's hazy emerald eyes.
Now why does Hakkai have that far-away look on his face?However,all thoughts of this flew out of his mind when Hakkai spoke up.
"Well,I don't have the ointment that your looking for...but I have something else that'll help your bite." he replied,smiling warmly down at Goku who missed the flash that passed through Hakkai's eyes when he said this.
"Really?That's great!" Goku said cheerfully. "What is it?" He stared up at Hakkai curiously with his big innocent golden eyes.
Ok,the part where Hakkai and Gojyo harass Goku starts here
"This."
Goku didn't even see it coming,suddenly Hakkai pulled Goku towards him and embraced him,placing small kisses on the flushed area of his arm while he stroked Goku's tousled hair.
Wha--?Goku felt himself burning up as he pushed Hakkai away in surprise. "H-hakkai?" Goku said,eye brimming with confusion as he looked up at the emerald-eyed demon.
"Like it?Do you want it again?" Hakkai said,smiling slyly.Being the stronger of the two,he managed to pull Goku back towards him easily.Goku escaped his grasp again and took a couple of hasty steps backwards.
Hakkai must be drunk,Goku thought as he backed up from the advancing man in front of him.Yes,VERY drunk.
"Uh..Hakkai?" Goku began nervously. "I think that your kinda drunk and need a rest so why don't you go back to the inn?"
"How about both of us go to the inn and resting together?" Hakkai purred.
Goku flushed up.The thought of him sharing a bed with Hakkai was more than he could handle.
All of a sudden,Goku bumped into something behind him.
"Oof!" Goku exclaimed as he whirled around to see what he had bumped into.
He was immediately met with a pair of scarlet orbs.Goku jumped back in surprise only to trip into Hakkai's waiting arms.
"So...does this mean you accept my invitation ?" he whispered into Goku's highly sensitised ear.
He wriggled out of Hakkai's arms.
"Err...no."
"So Hakkai.I heard you invited Goku to the inn together with you."
Goku looked up into Gojyo's calm face.He started to panic.Oh no!Gojyo probably misunderstood and thought that his lover was two-timing him!
"Gojyo!It wasn't-I..." he stuttered as he tried to come up with something to explain the whole awkward situation.He was so gonna be dead.
Suddenly,Gojyo's face broke into a devious grin.
"No way!The only person Goku's going to the inn with is me."
Eh!?Not again!
Don't tell me that even kappa's gotten this drunk! He thought,feeling slightly nervous.One he could deal with but two love-lust drunk men?Nuh uh!
Goku felt himself being pulled into Gojyo's well tanned and muscled arm.
"I bet I could do a better job of healing Goku's bite."
[A/N:What is it with these ppl and Goku's bite???]
He could feel the water sprite grinning away behind him.
A second later, Gojyo leaned in and started nuzzling against Goku's slender neck.
"Eew!Get away perverted water kappa!" he yelled,falling back onto his natural reflex and punching both Gojyo's arms away.
"Aww..I'm so hurt that the saru doesn't like me." the scarlet-haired demon said,smirking but Goku could see the anger flaring up in his eyes,making it seem even more piercing and intense.
Gojyo slammed Goku against a tree,pinning both of his arms above him so that Goku couldn't move.Somewhere behind Gojyo,he could see Hakkai lurking.
Goku could feel the scratchy feel of the tree's bark against his back as it poked through the soft material of his shirt.
O.k.,he was seriously scared right now,Goku thought,looking up at Gojyo with fear in his eyes.The river boy leaned in closer and Goku could see his hazy passion filled eyes.
Gojyo released Goku's right arm only to pin it again with his left arm so that now, both Goku's arms were pinned underneath Gojyo's left one,leaving his other arm free.
[A/N:Sorry if this part is confusing.I can almost see everybody going, "Left?Right?"]
The red-head now used his free hand to unbutton Goku's shirt,revealing his bronzed chest bit-by-bit.He whimpered as Gojyo did this.
"Please,Gojyo..stop." Goku begged.
Hey!You better stop right now!I even took the courtesy of calling you by your real name instead of the usual kappa! Goku thought,panicking as he saw that Gojyo was ignoring his pleas.
He struggled underneath the crimson-eyed demon's iron grip knowing full well that it was useless as Gojyo nudged apart Goku's unbuttoned shirt so that it would be convenient enough for him to attack with his mouth.
Goku could now feel the older man's hot breath against his chest.Goku's heartbeat was erratic as he strained against Gojyo's arms,willing his own captive ones to escape.
He closed his eyes in horror as he felt the scarlet-haired demon's tongue flicker out to rub against his chest.
No!He absolutely refused this!
Goku bucked and kicked underneath Gojyo.
He would NOT lose his virginity to a perverted water kappa!
TIS' OVER...FOR NOW!!!
BANG!
A lone gun shot rang in the air breaking the silence around it.
For Goku,he had never ever felt so relieved in his entire life.
For Hakkai,he felt relieved that he didn't join Gojyo to form a threesome.
For Gojyo,he felt irritated at being interrupted at what he was so clearly busy enjoying.
For Sanzo,he was mad.Furious.Angry beyond compensation.And yes,he admitted it,VERY jealous.
Gojyo was about to face the most horrible punishment on earth for doing one of the most forbidden things.
Touching HIS saru.
Sanzo released the safety lock on his gun with a click and pointed it at Gojyo.
[A/N:Didn't he just release it before??Well,I'm only doing this to make the scene sound dramatic. ;Ya noe,like in the movies where the hero clicks the gun and points it at the villain?O.k.,I know that nobody gets it.]
Sanzo was going to enjoy ripping out every limb from the bastard kappa's body,cut it all up into pieces and serve it to the army.
At least there would be a use for his body other than bleeding all over the ground after Sanzo was done with HIM.
[A/N]groans and hits head on the keyboard out of fatigueFinally it's done!Yeah!!!grinsI know,the fun's finally started eh?Somehow,I kinda like Goku-torture. X P So this story's gonna be chock full of OOC ness,plotless chapters that are basically made to see Goku getting screwed as Kazuya won't let it happen and YAOI!!
P.S.I know that the warnings kinda ruins the climax of the story,but hey,I promised to put warnings didn't I??
P.S.S Thanks for all the ppl who reveiwed!!!I didn't think anyone would like this sick story churned out by me!Anyway,if anybody reviews this chapter,I promise I'll dedicate the starting part of chappie 5 by thanking you guys. Reviews make the world go round.My world that is.
H:Shaddup!Don't you know that some people are trying to sleep here!?