The Story of Drunken Sailors that Aren't Really Sailors
A/N: Hi all! I decided to make a random fic about KH peoples getting drunk off water spiked by Riku. This story has a moral: Never drink water out of a bowl at a party, or period.
Disclaimer: We don't on KH. God, we hate disclaimers. We don't own anything here. Wait, do we own ourselves?
Ez: I sold my soul to Square
Zena: I sold half my soul to The Kenner God and the other half to Square... I think...
Oh wait, we own Bob, the disembodied random voice.
Bob: Hey! I own myself!
Ez: No! We own you! BWEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Chappie 1: There's Something In The Water...
Invitation to Random Party: You're invited to a party by Ansem the Druggie!
Time: [Whatever day you read this on], [Whatever month you read this in], [Whatever year you read this in], [Random Time]
Place: Ansem's Mansion-doodleie-thingieh
Who's Invited: Everyone who isn't a sailor.
Later at Ansem's Mansion-doodleie-thinieh
Sora, Riku, Kairi, Tidus, Wakka, Selphie, Goofy, Donald The Random Voice Named Bob, Ez, Zena, Yuffie, Leon and Aerith: arrive at party
Riku: has a needle, sneaks over to the water bowl and begins injecting Stuff in it
Sora: trips over his own feet and makes Riku inject spike- thing into himself
Riku: cussing to himself, walks away in a dark corner
Ez: yawn, look at Zena I'm thirsty.
Zena: brings her some water, takes a sip of her own Drink some water, It's delicious!
Ez: takes a sip, stand on couch YO! ALL YOUZE PEEPS IN DA HIZZAY NEED TO DRINK THIS SWEET, FUNKALISHOUS WATER, FO SHIZZLE, MAH BIZZLE!
Everyone: obediently drinks water
Ez: BWEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Tidus: looks at Wakka
Wakka: stares at Tidus Hey, good lookin'.
Wakka and Tidus: begin making out
Ez: eye twitching, staring at Tidus and Wakka It... BURNS!!!!!!!
Leon: is asleep on the wall
Yuffie: looks around, then begins kissing the sleeping Leon
Donald and Goofy: sitting on couch, staring at Sora's feet, laughing uncontrollably
Sora: What? What are you laughing at? Confused
Aerith: rips off dress and runs around naked, screaming like a banshee
Ansem: Woo hoo! Go Aerith!
Riku: looks at Zena
Zena: walks over to Riku Can I have a piggyback ride?
Riku: I though you'd never ask.
Zena and Riku: enjoy a piggyback ride together
Selphie: clears the dance floor and puts down flat cardboard boxes, turns on techno music
Kairi: goes up break dances very well, screaming slang in between spinning and break dancing moves
Goofy and Donald: are still laughing at Sora's feet, Sora is still confused
Aerith: is swinging on the chandelier, still naked
Sora: is hit by a chandelier candle and his hair begins to catch fire but magically not burn, there's just a large flame there because he uses too much hair jell
Wakka and Tidus: are now taking turns stuffing the blitzball down each other's pants
Ez: eye twitching, staring at Tidus and Wakka It... BURNS!!!!!!!
Bob: I hate my life.
Riku and Zena: are in a different dark corner kissing
Ansem and Aerith: begin to make out
Wakka: leaves to hit on Selphie
Selphie: while Wakka is hitting on her, she stares off into space (which is Wakka's face) Wakka, you're cute.
Wakka: Really? You think so?
Selphie: Ummm.... Yeah... jumps on Wakka, knocks him to the floor and begins kissing him
Tidus: walks up to Kairi Hi Kairi I th-...
Kairi: slaps Tidus Don you go crampin mah style, yo. This is mah dance floor and I'm keeping mah style, ya hear?
Tidus: I said nothing about st-...
Kairi: Don't even go there, yo. I know what youze was thinking. And yes, I do. So if you think that...
Tidus: Kairi, you're strange, and also very cute
Kairi: blank stare, runs away crying
Tidus and Wakka: go back to their corner and continue the blitzball routine
Yuffie: still kissingLeon
Selphie: gets out her jump rope and goes near the kitchen, tries to jump but falls to the ground, repeats drunken tries at rope skipping
Kairi: watches Selphie and laughs when she DOESN'T fall
Ez: drinking all the rest of the water and getting really drunk
Bob: That girl is really drunk...
Sora: puts out head fire Yeah but you know...
Ez: dancing oddly and singing Simple and Clean off key
Tidus and Wakka: switch from blitzball to make out
Ez: eye twitching, staring at Tidus and Wakka It... BURNS!!!!!!!
Aerith: Goodbye my love! Jumps on chandelier and sings with Ez
Ansem: falls to knees NOOOOOoOOoOOOOOOoooooOOOOO!
Ez: steals Sora keyblade and giggles
Sora: confused my pocket feels funny.
Bob: Sora, the drunken girl stole your keyblade.
Sora: Really? Cool! I mean, Hey! Give that back!
Ez: Neva! Catch! Throws keyblade up to Aerith
Aerith: holds keyblade with feet, walks around on chandelier on her hands and sings pop goes the weasel
Ansem: sings along
Leon: wakes up, throws Yuffie on the floor and looks up at the sky WHY MUST THE DEAD FISH SWIM IN THE PLASTIC BOWL!
Zena: stops kissing Riku for 1 second O.o kisses Riku again
Leon: continues making out with Yuffie now on the floor
Wakka: goes over to Selphie Let's play chess!
Selphie: Okay!
Wakka and Selphie: sit down at the chess table
Selphie: sucks on a pawn
Wakka: stuffs chess pieces down his pants
Selphie and Wakka: make out
Ez: eye twitching, staring at Tidus and Wakka It... BURNS!!!!!!!
Tidus: watching Leon and Yuffie kiss each other
Selphie: I think we should start seeing other people...
Wakka: Okay... walks over and kisses Tidus
Ez: eye twitching, staring at Tidus and Wakka It... BURNS!!!!!!!
Kairi: Shut it, foo. Slaps Ez, break dances some more
Aerith: still holding keyblade Catch, Ez!
Ez: catches keyblade Yay!
Sora: Can I please have it back?
Ez: Only if you make me a Tapeblade AND a piggyback ride.
Sora: pulls out a Styrofoam key covered in tape and hands it to Ez
Ez: FWEEEEEEEEEEEE! Huggles blade, gets a piggyback ride and gives Sora back the keyblade
Sora and Ez: both sit on the floor and drool at their blades of things
Zena: stops kissing Riku for 1 second O.o continues kissing Riku
Partying continues for a few hours because Riku set off some gas bombs and nobody could breathe so everyone fell asleep
EEEEENNNNNNNDDDDD
Hey! That's the end! Please review or we will sick the dreaded... thing... upon you! BWEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!
Next Chappie: This Sauce Tastes Funny...
A/N: Hi all! I decided to make a random fic about KH peoples getting drunk off water spiked by Riku. This story has a moral: Never drink water out of a bowl at a party, or period.
Disclaimer: We don't on KH. God, we hate disclaimers. We don't own anything here. Wait, do we own ourselves?
Ez: I sold my soul to Square
Zena: I sold half my soul to The Kenner God and the other half to Square... I think...
Oh wait, we own Bob, the disembodied random voice.
Bob: Hey! I own myself!
Ez: No! We own you! BWEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Chappie 1: There's Something In The Water...
Invitation to Random Party: You're invited to a party by Ansem the Druggie!
Time: [Whatever day you read this on], [Whatever month you read this in], [Whatever year you read this in], [Random Time]
Place: Ansem's Mansion-doodleie-thingieh
Who's Invited: Everyone who isn't a sailor.
Later at Ansem's Mansion-doodleie-thinieh
Sora, Riku, Kairi, Tidus, Wakka, Selphie, Goofy, Donald The Random Voice Named Bob, Ez, Zena, Yuffie, Leon and Aerith: arrive at party
Riku: has a needle, sneaks over to the water bowl and begins injecting Stuff in it
Sora: trips over his own feet and makes Riku inject spike- thing into himself
Riku: cussing to himself, walks away in a dark corner
Ez: yawn, look at Zena I'm thirsty.
Zena: brings her some water, takes a sip of her own Drink some water, It's delicious!
Ez: takes a sip, stand on couch YO! ALL YOUZE PEEPS IN DA HIZZAY NEED TO DRINK THIS SWEET, FUNKALISHOUS WATER, FO SHIZZLE, MAH BIZZLE!
Everyone: obediently drinks water
Ez: BWEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Tidus: looks at Wakka
Wakka: stares at Tidus Hey, good lookin'.
Wakka and Tidus: begin making out
Ez: eye twitching, staring at Tidus and Wakka It... BURNS!!!!!!!
Leon: is asleep on the wall
Yuffie: looks around, then begins kissing the sleeping Leon
Donald and Goofy: sitting on couch, staring at Sora's feet, laughing uncontrollably
Sora: What? What are you laughing at? Confused
Aerith: rips off dress and runs around naked, screaming like a banshee
Ansem: Woo hoo! Go Aerith!
Riku: looks at Zena
Zena: walks over to Riku Can I have a piggyback ride?
Riku: I though you'd never ask.
Zena and Riku: enjoy a piggyback ride together
Selphie: clears the dance floor and puts down flat cardboard boxes, turns on techno music
Kairi: goes up break dances very well, screaming slang in between spinning and break dancing moves
Goofy and Donald: are still laughing at Sora's feet, Sora is still confused
Aerith: is swinging on the chandelier, still naked
Sora: is hit by a chandelier candle and his hair begins to catch fire but magically not burn, there's just a large flame there because he uses too much hair jell
Wakka and Tidus: are now taking turns stuffing the blitzball down each other's pants
Ez: eye twitching, staring at Tidus and Wakka It... BURNS!!!!!!!
Bob: I hate my life.
Riku and Zena: are in a different dark corner kissing
Ansem and Aerith: begin to make out
Wakka: leaves to hit on Selphie
Selphie: while Wakka is hitting on her, she stares off into space (which is Wakka's face) Wakka, you're cute.
Wakka: Really? You think so?
Selphie: Ummm.... Yeah... jumps on Wakka, knocks him to the floor and begins kissing him
Tidus: walks up to Kairi Hi Kairi I th-...
Kairi: slaps Tidus Don you go crampin mah style, yo. This is mah dance floor and I'm keeping mah style, ya hear?
Tidus: I said nothing about st-...
Kairi: Don't even go there, yo. I know what youze was thinking. And yes, I do. So if you think that...
Tidus: Kairi, you're strange, and also very cute
Kairi: blank stare, runs away crying
Tidus and Wakka: go back to their corner and continue the blitzball routine
Yuffie: still kissingLeon
Selphie: gets out her jump rope and goes near the kitchen, tries to jump but falls to the ground, repeats drunken tries at rope skipping
Kairi: watches Selphie and laughs when she DOESN'T fall
Ez: drinking all the rest of the water and getting really drunk
Bob: That girl is really drunk...
Sora: puts out head fire Yeah but you know...
Ez: dancing oddly and singing Simple and Clean off key
Tidus and Wakka: switch from blitzball to make out
Ez: eye twitching, staring at Tidus and Wakka It... BURNS!!!!!!!
Aerith: Goodbye my love! Jumps on chandelier and sings with Ez
Ansem: falls to knees NOOOOOoOOoOOOOOOoooooOOOOO!
Ez: steals Sora keyblade and giggles
Sora: confused my pocket feels funny.
Bob: Sora, the drunken girl stole your keyblade.
Sora: Really? Cool! I mean, Hey! Give that back!
Ez: Neva! Catch! Throws keyblade up to Aerith
Aerith: holds keyblade with feet, walks around on chandelier on her hands and sings pop goes the weasel
Ansem: sings along
Leon: wakes up, throws Yuffie on the floor and looks up at the sky WHY MUST THE DEAD FISH SWIM IN THE PLASTIC BOWL!
Zena: stops kissing Riku for 1 second O.o kisses Riku again
Leon: continues making out with Yuffie now on the floor
Wakka: goes over to Selphie Let's play chess!
Selphie: Okay!
Wakka and Selphie: sit down at the chess table
Selphie: sucks on a pawn
Wakka: stuffs chess pieces down his pants
Selphie and Wakka: make out
Ez: eye twitching, staring at Tidus and Wakka It... BURNS!!!!!!!
Tidus: watching Leon and Yuffie kiss each other
Selphie: I think we should start seeing other people...
Wakka: Okay... walks over and kisses Tidus
Ez: eye twitching, staring at Tidus and Wakka It... BURNS!!!!!!!
Kairi: Shut it, foo. Slaps Ez, break dances some more
Aerith: still holding keyblade Catch, Ez!
Ez: catches keyblade Yay!
Sora: Can I please have it back?
Ez: Only if you make me a Tapeblade AND a piggyback ride.
Sora: pulls out a Styrofoam key covered in tape and hands it to Ez
Ez: FWEEEEEEEEEEEE! Huggles blade, gets a piggyback ride and gives Sora back the keyblade
Sora and Ez: both sit on the floor and drool at their blades of things
Zena: stops kissing Riku for 1 second O.o continues kissing Riku
Partying continues for a few hours because Riku set off some gas bombs and nobody could breathe so everyone fell asleep
EEEEENNNNNNNDDDDD
Hey! That's the end! Please review or we will sick the dreaded... thing... upon you! BWEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!
Next Chappie: This Sauce Tastes Funny...