The Story of Drunken Sailors that Aren't Really Sailors
A/N: Welcome to the beach barbeque! Aerith ACCUALLY wears clothes this time, but to, our displeasure Wakka doesn't... My eyes burn thinking of it... Anyways... Lets begin sings The Whistle Song DAMN YOU DDR! Well, I love DDR but that song is annoying and I get it stuck in my head. Note to all, if you have a problem with Wakka and his stupidness, keep reading. But seriously, 1337 is spoken in this chappie, so if you can't understand it... LEARN! FWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Chappie 2: This Sauce Tastes Funny...
The whole gang and them peeps totally got over the party and had no hangovers. Aerith then hosted a barbeque and everyone came to the beach and did things...
Aerith: Welcome everyone!
All: Hi!
Aerith: I'm cooking Steaks, Hot Dogs, Chicken, burgers, veggie dogs, veggie burgers and tofu steaks.
Zena: Yay veggie!
Riku: sneaks over to the barbeque sauce and injects Stuff into it, then runs and splashes in the water (He's wearing black swimming trunks)
Sora: makes him inject himself with stuff... AGAIN
Zena, Ez, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Leon, Yuffie Tidus, Wakka and Selphie: get in water and play
Ansem: is wearing a suit Hi Aerith!
Aerith: Why are you wearing a suit? This is a barbeque! Wearing a pink bikini
Ansem: Barbeque? I though you said business meeting! I'm gonna fire that idiot elf...
Aerith: Calm down Anne, It's okay. Cooks meat and tofu
Zena: wearing a black one piece with a skirt splashes Riku, giggles
Riku: splashes back
Leon: swims out too far because he hates all people and wanted to be alone and is about to be eaten by a shark
Leon: HOW DARE YO EAT MY FLESH AND BONES! YOUR AIR CONDITIONER WILL NO LONGER WORK!
Shark: shrugs and eats Leon
Yuffie: is wearing a green and yellow bikini, gets out of the water and starts crying at the loss of the hot, single man
Mickey Mouse: randomly comes (wearing nothing) and joins Yuffie grieving the loss of the hot, single, man with belts, lots of belts
Aerith: squirts BBQ sauce over everything on the grill
All: eat some meat ((except for Zena, She eats a veggie burger))
Ez and Zena: This BBQ Sauce is great! It tastes like that water I had yesterday and... Have a spasm because they're not supposed to remember that
Wakka: takes off orange swim trunks and dances in the water
Ez and Zena: stops spasm Oh... dear... god... my... virgin... eyes... they... burn... SOMEBODY GET THE SANDPAPER! Twitch, faint
Riku: gets a bucket of water and helps Zena
Sora: wearing pink heart swimming trunks that look remarkably like boxers, rushes to help Ez
Ez and Zena: revive and all go back into the water
Selphie: tries to drown Tidus in very shallow water
Tidus: is so retarded that he drowns
All: pokes Tidus's body with a stick
Wakka: makes out with Tidus's dead body
Ez: MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!! DEAR GOD GET THE SANDPAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Z: So many people are dieing, it's odd...
Ez: Maybe it's turning into a horror movie! grins and puts on her Fruits Basket Yuki hat
Z: agrees and puts on the Kyo hat
All but Ez and Z: confused
Ez and Z: dance around singing the Chobits theme song
Z: Wait! Wait! Wait.......STOP! This is supposed to be KH fanfiction!
Ez: Still? Man we need to get out more.
Z: don't let this turn into unanswered questions of...KH, Fruits Basket, FLCL, and a bunch of other random junk(like Tako Hana! 007!)
Ez: ...
Z: .........
Ez: puppy dog eyes
Z: sighs fine, fine.
Suddenly Haruko, on her Vespa, flies over the sun while Mickey Mouse begins shooting at her with a huge machine gun until she falls
Mickey: That'll teach the British. Hoo.
Ez: ... I want a Sora Plooshie and a Yuki Plooshie and a Bernie Plooshie and a Kairi Plooshie and a...
Everybody but Sora and Ez: Shut up!
Ez: cries
Long Silence
Z: ......I want a Nine Plushie.
Riku starts to cry, and everybody stares
Z: .........I mean ANOTHER VEGGIE BURGER. Yeah. Cough
Ez: Woo yeah! Just Gimmie some straight up BBQ sauce!
Everybody else: joins the chatter and fun
Ez: lays down in the surf and tries to make water angels
Z: stare at Riku RIKUUUUUU!!!!! Glomps Riku and makes him fall over
Chi: randomly appears and gives everybody a doughnut Come to Tirol bakery! Gifts and prizes for everyone! Disappears
Ez: munches on doughnut like a maniac
Wakka: dies because he is ugly
Seymour (AKA Sexy Tree Man): randomly appears I need to take this moment to say...
Ez: SHUT UP TREE DUDE!!!!!!!!
Wakka's Ghost: Racist!
Ez: Shut it, you're a racist!
Wakka's Ghost: Oh... Right... disappears
Sexy Tree Man, I mean Seymour: TAKO HANA ROCKS!
Ez: nodd
Ez: looks at large green button on grill
Z: busy sitting in a corner, talking to a makeshift Nine plushie
Riku: watching, crying
Ez: pushes button
Aerith: 74i9 70 453)0 y0u 7-i... 4i7 4 iui73.. -0 pr3553) 7-3 1337 8u770?
Ez: r4i535 -4) y0.
Aerith: 5-435 -34), pr35535 8u770
Z: I don't think this part is very funny...
Ez: That's cuz I wrote it!
All but Ez and Sora (That kid loves meh!): sigh, animae fall
Ez: Did you know, that I have a hat that looks like Yuki?
Sora: wide eyed, shakes head
Ez: And I have a really cool picture of you in my room, Sora!
Sora: wide eyed, drooling
Ez: hugs Sora
Ansem: I want to have a rave next chappie, that'd be funnnnn!
Aerith: I'll bring he gram crackers!
Ez: Gram Crackers?
Aerith: You'll see...
EEEEENNNNNNNDDDDD Hiya! Ez here. Sorry if the part after Chi comes isn't funny, I wrote it. I'm moving like, now, so I probably won't be writing for a while. I actually do have art of Sora in my room, it's awesome! And I actually do have a Yuki hat! huggles hat We love Yuki! Yuki! Love love love love love love love YUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Next Chappie: A RAVE! Nuffin more said... More Non-KHness... Haruko may even show up!
A/N: Welcome to the beach barbeque! Aerith ACCUALLY wears clothes this time, but to, our displeasure Wakka doesn't... My eyes burn thinking of it... Anyways... Lets begin sings The Whistle Song DAMN YOU DDR! Well, I love DDR but that song is annoying and I get it stuck in my head. Note to all, if you have a problem with Wakka and his stupidness, keep reading. But seriously, 1337 is spoken in this chappie, so if you can't understand it... LEARN! FWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Chappie 2: This Sauce Tastes Funny...
The whole gang and them peeps totally got over the party and had no hangovers. Aerith then hosted a barbeque and everyone came to the beach and did things...
Aerith: Welcome everyone!
All: Hi!
Aerith: I'm cooking Steaks, Hot Dogs, Chicken, burgers, veggie dogs, veggie burgers and tofu steaks.
Zena: Yay veggie!
Riku: sneaks over to the barbeque sauce and injects Stuff into it, then runs and splashes in the water (He's wearing black swimming trunks)
Sora: makes him inject himself with stuff... AGAIN
Zena, Ez, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Leon, Yuffie Tidus, Wakka and Selphie: get in water and play
Ansem: is wearing a suit Hi Aerith!
Aerith: Why are you wearing a suit? This is a barbeque! Wearing a pink bikini
Ansem: Barbeque? I though you said business meeting! I'm gonna fire that idiot elf...
Aerith: Calm down Anne, It's okay. Cooks meat and tofu
Zena: wearing a black one piece with a skirt splashes Riku, giggles
Riku: splashes back
Leon: swims out too far because he hates all people and wanted to be alone and is about to be eaten by a shark
Leon: HOW DARE YO EAT MY FLESH AND BONES! YOUR AIR CONDITIONER WILL NO LONGER WORK!
Shark: shrugs and eats Leon
Yuffie: is wearing a green and yellow bikini, gets out of the water and starts crying at the loss of the hot, single man
Mickey Mouse: randomly comes (wearing nothing) and joins Yuffie grieving the loss of the hot, single, man with belts, lots of belts
Aerith: squirts BBQ sauce over everything on the grill
All: eat some meat ((except for Zena, She eats a veggie burger))
Ez and Zena: This BBQ Sauce is great! It tastes like that water I had yesterday and... Have a spasm because they're not supposed to remember that
Wakka: takes off orange swim trunks and dances in the water
Ez and Zena: stops spasm Oh... dear... god... my... virgin... eyes... they... burn... SOMEBODY GET THE SANDPAPER! Twitch, faint
Riku: gets a bucket of water and helps Zena
Sora: wearing pink heart swimming trunks that look remarkably like boxers, rushes to help Ez
Ez and Zena: revive and all go back into the water
Selphie: tries to drown Tidus in very shallow water
Tidus: is so retarded that he drowns
All: pokes Tidus's body with a stick
Wakka: makes out with Tidus's dead body
Ez: MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!! DEAR GOD GET THE SANDPAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Z: So many people are dieing, it's odd...
Ez: Maybe it's turning into a horror movie! grins and puts on her Fruits Basket Yuki hat
Z: agrees and puts on the Kyo hat
All but Ez and Z: confused
Ez and Z: dance around singing the Chobits theme song
Z: Wait! Wait! Wait.......STOP! This is supposed to be KH fanfiction!
Ez: Still? Man we need to get out more.
Z: don't let this turn into unanswered questions of...KH, Fruits Basket, FLCL, and a bunch of other random junk(like Tako Hana! 007!)
Ez: ...
Z: .........
Ez: puppy dog eyes
Z: sighs fine, fine.
Suddenly Haruko, on her Vespa, flies over the sun while Mickey Mouse begins shooting at her with a huge machine gun until she falls
Mickey: That'll teach the British. Hoo.
Ez: ... I want a Sora Plooshie and a Yuki Plooshie and a Bernie Plooshie and a Kairi Plooshie and a...
Everybody but Sora and Ez: Shut up!
Ez: cries
Long Silence
Z: ......I want a Nine Plushie.
Riku starts to cry, and everybody stares
Z: .........I mean ANOTHER VEGGIE BURGER. Yeah. Cough
Ez: Woo yeah! Just Gimmie some straight up BBQ sauce!
Everybody else: joins the chatter and fun
Ez: lays down in the surf and tries to make water angels
Z: stare at Riku RIKUUUUUU!!!!! Glomps Riku and makes him fall over
Chi: randomly appears and gives everybody a doughnut Come to Tirol bakery! Gifts and prizes for everyone! Disappears
Ez: munches on doughnut like a maniac
Wakka: dies because he is ugly
Seymour (AKA Sexy Tree Man): randomly appears I need to take this moment to say...
Ez: SHUT UP TREE DUDE!!!!!!!!
Wakka's Ghost: Racist!
Ez: Shut it, you're a racist!
Wakka's Ghost: Oh... Right... disappears
Sexy Tree Man, I mean Seymour: TAKO HANA ROCKS!
Ez: nodd
Ez: looks at large green button on grill
Z: busy sitting in a corner, talking to a makeshift Nine plushie
Riku: watching, crying
Ez: pushes button
Aerith: 74i9 70 453)0 y0u 7-i... 4i7 4 iui73.. -0 pr3553) 7-3 1337 8u770?
Ez: r4i535 -4) y0.
Aerith: 5-435 -34), pr35535 8u770
Z: I don't think this part is very funny...
Ez: That's cuz I wrote it!
All but Ez and Sora (That kid loves meh!): sigh, animae fall
Ez: Did you know, that I have a hat that looks like Yuki?
Sora: wide eyed, shakes head
Ez: And I have a really cool picture of you in my room, Sora!
Sora: wide eyed, drooling
Ez: hugs Sora
Ansem: I want to have a rave next chappie, that'd be funnnnn!
Aerith: I'll bring he gram crackers!
Ez: Gram Crackers?
Aerith: You'll see...
EEEEENNNNNNNDDDDD Hiya! Ez here. Sorry if the part after Chi comes isn't funny, I wrote it. I'm moving like, now, so I probably won't be writing for a while. I actually do have art of Sora in my room, it's awesome! And I actually do have a Yuki hat! huggles hat We love Yuki! Yuki! Love love love love love love love YUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Next Chappie: A RAVE! Nuffin more said... More Non-KHness... Haruko may even show up!