SEQ CHAPTER \h \r 1AMELIA BEDELIA I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND HOW COULD YOU FLAME ME LIKE THAT? There we go, flamer - is that what you want to hear? Well, it ain't gonna happen.
Up until today, I did not think it was really possible for you to make me any more amused, but today you just topped it off.
For everyone out there who has figured out who those "hints" were directed at: AMELIA BEDELIA IS THE LAST PERSON ON THIS EARTH JUST ABOUT THAT I WOULD EXPECT TO FLAME THIS STORY.
I also didn't believe it was possible for you to stoop in lower, but hey, there you go again. Full of surprises, you are.
But yes, I am amused. Let me tell you this: had you framed one of my other reviewers, it might have worked. But Amelia Bedelia is just about the stupidest choice you could have made because out of all my readers, she is probably the one I am closest to, and therefore I would never suspect her. *glances suspiciously @ Amelia Bedelia* Nah, just jokes.
So for god sakes, get a life and go. No one wants to hear who you are any more, especially not after that. Noone is going to believe you so I think now would be a great time for you to take a hike. You're not stopping me writing so maybe you should go find some weak fragile creature who actually cares about what you have to say. I don't know what you're getting out of stirring up trouble but I can tell you this much; I don't really care. In fact, it probably amuses me more than it does you.
I'd just like to say that if it is in fact someone's idea of a sick joke, I think you're a pretty messed up person and need to get your brain checked. This has gone on long enough.
Sez-Ma-Roo (hehe see I used it!)
Go ahead, flamer. Make fun of my name. Bet you'll get kicks out of that; it's even wackier than SezZie. BUT WOO FREAKING HOO. I DON'T GIVE A MONEKY'S SCROTUM (OK, now I just sound like Matthew).
PS. Next chapter will be up soon.
PPS. Thanks everyone for your support.
PPPS. PS's rule.
PPPPS. Val, I think I'm getting as bad as you with these things. :S