Disclaimer: I don't own any part of J. K. Rowling's Story or plot lines.
Just my own warped imagination. And I wished I owned Tom Felton, Rupert
Grint, James and Oliver Phelps, and Daniel Radcliff (also Orlando Bloom and
Johnny Depp!!)
Authors Note: If you flame me I will laugh at you. If you throw sticks and stones it will break my bones. Please, please don't throw sticks and stones. But remember whips and chains excite me. (Round and round the Shrieking Shack the werewolf chases the wormtail; Howl at the moon and make him scream, pop goes the wormtail.)
Alternate Universe: My own imagination; Scary though that may sound.
Irony and a Lack of Rum
Chapter 1. Favors
Harry Potter was so happy, Sirius Black had returned from being presumed dead, his name was cleared and Peter Pedigrew was dead. Lord Voldemort was defeated and Harry had moved into Grimwald Place with Sirius. Remus Lupin also was given a room there, since he had no where to go. Remus had a room in the basement to keep him contained during the full moon, also a large bedroom sided it.
Harry had his own room and could eat anything he liked, sleep in, watch television, listen to the radio, anything he wanted. Sirius, Remus and Harry began building a very nice tree house on the other side of the pond that Sirius and Remus had dug for them to swim in. The building was hard and after each of them smashed there thumbs with the hammer twice they took out their wands and charmed it finished.
They were happy but, still lonely—Sirius' room was in the West wing where there was an observatory so that the sky was always in sight from his bedroom. He didn't like being confined, he always kept a lighted lantern near him on the bed side table; Sirius had become frightened of being alone in the dark.
On the eighth day of July the inhabitants of the Black estate received a letter from Hogwarts by Owl post. Dear Sirius, I am in desperate need of a few favors. 1.) I have recently become short of teachers; and I hope that you two can help me by filling two of the positions. Remus—Defense Against the Dark Arts once again; and Sirius—Ancient Runes. I have received owls from two other professors from the United States who will be filling the positions of Charms and Astronomy. 2.) The teachers from the States need lodging until the term begins. Sirius, if you wouldn't mind them staying with you three, it would be grand. The Professors will be arriving here on the tenth of July. 3.) The Weasley twins will also be teaching this year; Fred—History of Magic and George—Muggle Studies. As will Miss Hermione Granger, who finished her schooling by use of the time turner? She will be teaching Arithmancy. The favor I need here is guidance. 4.) Can Hagrid come and visit, he is very lonely since his brother left and Maxime is in France. Please respond ASAP Albus
Sirius smiled and then grabbed a quill and some parchment.
Dear Albus, Certainly too each and every one! Sirius
He sent the response back to Hogwarts with the school owl and then began to make ready the East Wing.
Sirius, Remus and Harry took floo powder to Hogwarts on the morning of the tenth. They entered the entrance hall and found Dumbledore standing and chatting with two students. One a short lumpy boy and a striking dark haired girl. Then they noticed Professor McGonagall talking with two lovely witches. The taller one looked to be a younger duplicate of the shorter witch. Sirius figured they were probably sisters. The younger had honey colored hair tipped with blue, her cobalt blue eyes twinkled as she talked with McGonagall. The older woman had dark brownish-black hair and light green eyes. Sirius was very drawn to her. She was genuinely beautiful. Her shoulder length hair was straight and slightly turned up at the ends. The girl student was an exact duplicate of this lovely creature. His dark midnight blue eyes grew with understanding, the student was the daughter of the petite gorgeous witch. Sirius smiled then elbowed Remus in the ribs and pointed at the two beauties. "Ouch, yes I saw them. Now let me ogle in peace." Remus glared at his friend, and then looked back at the lovely women.
Harry stood near the entrance doors, as he looked over the new faces he noticed that the boy looked a lot like Malfoy's friend Crabb. The girl was very pretty and reminded him of someone. The younger of the witches was Very pretty as well, but he was drawn to the gorgeous visage of the older witch. She was short and petite, but had certain strength to her.
Remus turned quite red in the face when Dumbledore noticed them and called them over. The older witch smiled pleasantly and the younger smiled also then gave both Sirius and Remus come hither looks, then sauntered over to them. Dumbledore and the other witch followed and when they got next to the younger, the older witch elbowed her roughly and gave her a stern look.
"Remus, Sirius, and Harry this is Professor Jade Garnet, her daughters Professor Denell Garnet, and Stacie who will be a sixth year, and this is her son Jeremy who is also a sixth year." Remus smiled and shook each of their hands in turn. Then Sirius did the same, lastly Harry shook their hands then turned to go to a bench nearby to sit, but on the way he tripped over his own feet and fell flat on his face.
"Are you alright, dear?" The older witch asked with concern in her soft voice.
"Yes ma'am I, I'm fine." Harry stammered turning bright red.
Sirius put a hand on Harry's head and ruffled his hair lovingly. "You okay kiddo?" Sirius asked his Godson.
"Yeah, just peachy, a complete klutz but great." Harry admonished himself.
Dumbledore smiled then raised his hands in a grand manner. "Come children, join us for dinner." He stated and McGonagall rolled her eyes to the ceiling and shook her head. The man always had to be the center of attention. They followed the Headmaster and soon were enjoying a cozy meal at one table in the middle of the Great Hall.
Every one talked and laughed everyone that is except Professor Snape who just sat sneering at Sirius and Remus who were seated directly across from him. Denell sat on one side of Snape and Jade on the other.
Denell noticed that Snape was not happy with the other two men. "Look buddy, why don't you lighten up a little?"
"Pardon me madam." Snape sneered again.
"1.) I am definitely not a madam. 2.) You heard me. And 3.) You shouldn't be in such a rut." Denell stated
"I'm sorry for my daughter. She just doesn't like to see anyone grumpy." Jade stated from the other side of him.
"Well I'll be calling it a night then. Headmaster I will see you on the morrow." Snape bowed to the table then walked hastily out of the Great Hall and strait for the dungeons.
Authors Note: If you flame me I will laugh at you. If you throw sticks and stones it will break my bones. Please, please don't throw sticks and stones. But remember whips and chains excite me. (Round and round the Shrieking Shack the werewolf chases the wormtail; Howl at the moon and make him scream, pop goes the wormtail.)
Alternate Universe: My own imagination; Scary though that may sound.
Irony and a Lack of Rum
Chapter 1. Favors
Harry Potter was so happy, Sirius Black had returned from being presumed dead, his name was cleared and Peter Pedigrew was dead. Lord Voldemort was defeated and Harry had moved into Grimwald Place with Sirius. Remus Lupin also was given a room there, since he had no where to go. Remus had a room in the basement to keep him contained during the full moon, also a large bedroom sided it.
Harry had his own room and could eat anything he liked, sleep in, watch television, listen to the radio, anything he wanted. Sirius, Remus and Harry began building a very nice tree house on the other side of the pond that Sirius and Remus had dug for them to swim in. The building was hard and after each of them smashed there thumbs with the hammer twice they took out their wands and charmed it finished.
They were happy but, still lonely—Sirius' room was in the West wing where there was an observatory so that the sky was always in sight from his bedroom. He didn't like being confined, he always kept a lighted lantern near him on the bed side table; Sirius had become frightened of being alone in the dark.
On the eighth day of July the inhabitants of the Black estate received a letter from Hogwarts by Owl post. Dear Sirius, I am in desperate need of a few favors. 1.) I have recently become short of teachers; and I hope that you two can help me by filling two of the positions. Remus—Defense Against the Dark Arts once again; and Sirius—Ancient Runes. I have received owls from two other professors from the United States who will be filling the positions of Charms and Astronomy. 2.) The teachers from the States need lodging until the term begins. Sirius, if you wouldn't mind them staying with you three, it would be grand. The Professors will be arriving here on the tenth of July. 3.) The Weasley twins will also be teaching this year; Fred—History of Magic and George—Muggle Studies. As will Miss Hermione Granger, who finished her schooling by use of the time turner? She will be teaching Arithmancy. The favor I need here is guidance. 4.) Can Hagrid come and visit, he is very lonely since his brother left and Maxime is in France. Please respond ASAP Albus
Sirius smiled and then grabbed a quill and some parchment.
Dear Albus, Certainly too each and every one! Sirius
He sent the response back to Hogwarts with the school owl and then began to make ready the East Wing.
Sirius, Remus and Harry took floo powder to Hogwarts on the morning of the tenth. They entered the entrance hall and found Dumbledore standing and chatting with two students. One a short lumpy boy and a striking dark haired girl. Then they noticed Professor McGonagall talking with two lovely witches. The taller one looked to be a younger duplicate of the shorter witch. Sirius figured they were probably sisters. The younger had honey colored hair tipped with blue, her cobalt blue eyes twinkled as she talked with McGonagall. The older woman had dark brownish-black hair and light green eyes. Sirius was very drawn to her. She was genuinely beautiful. Her shoulder length hair was straight and slightly turned up at the ends. The girl student was an exact duplicate of this lovely creature. His dark midnight blue eyes grew with understanding, the student was the daughter of the petite gorgeous witch. Sirius smiled then elbowed Remus in the ribs and pointed at the two beauties. "Ouch, yes I saw them. Now let me ogle in peace." Remus glared at his friend, and then looked back at the lovely women.
Harry stood near the entrance doors, as he looked over the new faces he noticed that the boy looked a lot like Malfoy's friend Crabb. The girl was very pretty and reminded him of someone. The younger of the witches was Very pretty as well, but he was drawn to the gorgeous visage of the older witch. She was short and petite, but had certain strength to her.
Remus turned quite red in the face when Dumbledore noticed them and called them over. The older witch smiled pleasantly and the younger smiled also then gave both Sirius and Remus come hither looks, then sauntered over to them. Dumbledore and the other witch followed and when they got next to the younger, the older witch elbowed her roughly and gave her a stern look.
"Remus, Sirius, and Harry this is Professor Jade Garnet, her daughters Professor Denell Garnet, and Stacie who will be a sixth year, and this is her son Jeremy who is also a sixth year." Remus smiled and shook each of their hands in turn. Then Sirius did the same, lastly Harry shook their hands then turned to go to a bench nearby to sit, but on the way he tripped over his own feet and fell flat on his face.
"Are you alright, dear?" The older witch asked with concern in her soft voice.
"Yes ma'am I, I'm fine." Harry stammered turning bright red.
Sirius put a hand on Harry's head and ruffled his hair lovingly. "You okay kiddo?" Sirius asked his Godson.
"Yeah, just peachy, a complete klutz but great." Harry admonished himself.
Dumbledore smiled then raised his hands in a grand manner. "Come children, join us for dinner." He stated and McGonagall rolled her eyes to the ceiling and shook her head. The man always had to be the center of attention. They followed the Headmaster and soon were enjoying a cozy meal at one table in the middle of the Great Hall.
Every one talked and laughed everyone that is except Professor Snape who just sat sneering at Sirius and Remus who were seated directly across from him. Denell sat on one side of Snape and Jade on the other.
Denell noticed that Snape was not happy with the other two men. "Look buddy, why don't you lighten up a little?"
"Pardon me madam." Snape sneered again.
"1.) I am definitely not a madam. 2.) You heard me. And 3.) You shouldn't be in such a rut." Denell stated
"I'm sorry for my daughter. She just doesn't like to see anyone grumpy." Jade stated from the other side of him.
"Well I'll be calling it a night then. Headmaster I will see you on the morrow." Snape bowed to the table then walked hastily out of the Great Hall and strait for the dungeons.