Disclaimer: La la la la la! //plugging ears to block out lawyer's
rambling// I can't hear you! ALL RIGHT! I'll say it! I don't own YGO or
LOTR! //runs away crying//
This Stuff:
Me: OMG! It's the third chapter and only one review?! Something's fucked-up here!
Bakura: 0o0o0o0o0o! She's got such a dirty mouth! That's what I love about her. //drooling//
Me: Stop drooling on my floor mo' fo'!
Yami: //pointing and laughing at Bakura// HA! She called you a mo' fo'!
Bakura: //punches Yami//
Yami: Why does everyone pick on me?!
Malik: Because you're so annoying!
Me: Damn straight! //snaps fingers and Tea appears// Tea?!
Tea: WOOF!
Me: //points to Yami// Sick 'im girl!
Tea: BOW WOW! //jumps after Yami//
Yami: AH! //runs away//
Tea: //goes after him//
CLANG!
Marik: Oops!
Bakura: Hey, what was that? That's Marik's Millenium Rod!
Me: //almost falls to the ground but is caught by Malik//
Malik: MARIK?! What'd you do to my sister?!
Marik: Nothing! I didn't control her mind!
Malik: -__-' I should have known. Emilie wouldn't do something THAT evil, to Yami even.
Marik: Yeah, um . . .
Bakura: Well, here's chapter 3!
Malik: Bakura? Hold Emilie.
Bakura: Um, o-
Malik: Get back here Marik! //runs after his Yami with a metal soup ladle//
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Chapter 3
Emilie's in Danger
The figure emerged from the bushes and turned out to be Joey. "HOLLY HELL! You scared me!" exclaimed Malik. The rustling in the bushes was heard by Yami's sharp Elven hearing, waking him. "What is-AH!" screamed Yami in surprise. "Chill it's only me," said Joey, "So, how's it goin'?" Ryou rolled his eyes because of Malik and Yami and replied, "Pretty good . . . Malik was taking watch." "All right . . . who's the girl?" asked Joey while looking the girl up and down. Emilie glared and Joey quickly looked away, for fear of being slapped. "One of Bakura's desperate attempts to get a girlfriend . . . he kidnapped her!" Malik explained falsely. Emilie glared, at Malik this time, and soon he was tasting dirt, again. "MALIK!" reprimanded Ryou and Yami at the same time. "By Ra Malik, you act like such a child sometimes." stated Yami. "Hehehe . . ." he rubbed the back of his neck nervously. Ryou then told Joey, "Bakura found her in the middle of the forest unconscious and saved her from the Rare Hunters." "Ah . . . I see," Joey replied in understanding, "why would someone leave a beautiful girl out in the middle of nowhere, unconscious?!" Emilie blushed and Malik tried not to laugh and for the third time that evening, Malik was tasting dirt but this times from the courtesy of Ryou. "That's no way to treat a lady!" scolded Ryou. "Yeah, Malik!" Yami and Joey chorused and sniggered.
Morning came and the YGO Fellowship began to stir. "So, I see the young lady has awakened," said The Dark Magician. "Wow she's pretty!" said little Mokuba (Aww! That's so cute!). Emilie walked up to the man she was told was Bakura and said, "Um, thank you for- saving me." "Forget it." Bakura answered back harshly. Emilie looked hurt. "Don't worry m'lady. That's just the way old Bakura is," said Anthony, "and if I'm sure I think he likes you." Emilie's eyes widened but then she smiled and did a small nervous laugh. "Oh, my name is Anthony Dorthonion, you already know Bakura, Yami, Ryou, and Malik, the two small ones are the hobbits Mokuba Goldworthy and Yugi Overhill, and the wizard is The Dark Magician." explained Anthony and shook Emilie's hand. "Pleased to meat you Master Anthony, my name is Emilie Eluch." Emilie introduced herself.
"So, where are we headed," asked Malik while he walked behind Emilie and 'ahem' grabbed her butt. (He doesn't know they're related yet) Emilie turned around and smiled, then raised her fist and punched Malik square in the nose. Bakura, Yami, and Joey started to crack up, Yugi, Ryou, and The Dark Magician shook their heads in disgust, and little Mokuba looked confused.
"WHAT?! She got away?!" someone, or something, bellowed from within the shadows of a tower in Mordor. "Well, sir, you see-," the leader of the Rare Hunters was interrupted by the someone, "NO! You don't see, you won't ever again, and no one will ever see you again! I banish you to the Shadow Realm!" There was a bright flash of light and the Rare Hunter leader that was once standing in the room had disappeared. "Insubordinate fools! Can no one complete this evil task?!" the someone yelled and emerged from the shadows, revealing himself to be the Dark Lord Marik. "Why don't you just go after her yourself?" asked his assistant Tea. "Well, I guess that's what I'll have to resort to now," Marik answered, "Unless . . . TEA?! You're my new assassin! Go after the little half Elven girl and I want her brought back here, ALIVE!" then Marik laughed evilly. "I'll get that girl and she and Lothlorien will be mine!" Marik yelled and continued to laugh evilly.
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Me: Gomen if it seemed so short!
Yami: I thought it was too long.
Me: SHUT UP! //gets held back, by Malik, from beating up Yami// MALIK! LET ME GO!
Malik: C'mon Em. At least give him 24 hours to heal a little from the Tea attack.
Me: Well, I guess I can give him that much kindness.
Ryou: R&R! ^__^
Me: Innee cute?! //glomps Ryou//
Ryou: ^__^
Bakura: BACK OFF RYOU!
Ryou: Hey, it wasn't me! She did it!
Me: Bakura you're too over protective.
Bakura: I guess so. //leaves to go chill in the lounge//
Me: Well, thanks DFP for the first review! Until next chapter! Ja ne and Cya!
This Stuff:
Me: OMG! It's the third chapter and only one review?! Something's fucked-up here!
Bakura: 0o0o0o0o0o! She's got such a dirty mouth! That's what I love about her. //drooling//
Me: Stop drooling on my floor mo' fo'!
Yami: //pointing and laughing at Bakura// HA! She called you a mo' fo'!
Bakura: //punches Yami//
Yami: Why does everyone pick on me?!
Malik: Because you're so annoying!
Me: Damn straight! //snaps fingers and Tea appears// Tea?!
Tea: WOOF!
Me: //points to Yami// Sick 'im girl!
Tea: BOW WOW! //jumps after Yami//
Yami: AH! //runs away//
Tea: //goes after him//
CLANG!
Marik: Oops!
Bakura: Hey, what was that? That's Marik's Millenium Rod!
Me: //almost falls to the ground but is caught by Malik//
Malik: MARIK?! What'd you do to my sister?!
Marik: Nothing! I didn't control her mind!
Malik: -__-' I should have known. Emilie wouldn't do something THAT evil, to Yami even.
Marik: Yeah, um . . .
Bakura: Well, here's chapter 3!
Malik: Bakura? Hold Emilie.
Bakura: Um, o-
Malik: Get back here Marik! //runs after his Yami with a metal soup ladle//
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Chapter 3
Emilie's in Danger
The figure emerged from the bushes and turned out to be Joey. "HOLLY HELL! You scared me!" exclaimed Malik. The rustling in the bushes was heard by Yami's sharp Elven hearing, waking him. "What is-AH!" screamed Yami in surprise. "Chill it's only me," said Joey, "So, how's it goin'?" Ryou rolled his eyes because of Malik and Yami and replied, "Pretty good . . . Malik was taking watch." "All right . . . who's the girl?" asked Joey while looking the girl up and down. Emilie glared and Joey quickly looked away, for fear of being slapped. "One of Bakura's desperate attempts to get a girlfriend . . . he kidnapped her!" Malik explained falsely. Emilie glared, at Malik this time, and soon he was tasting dirt, again. "MALIK!" reprimanded Ryou and Yami at the same time. "By Ra Malik, you act like such a child sometimes." stated Yami. "Hehehe . . ." he rubbed the back of his neck nervously. Ryou then told Joey, "Bakura found her in the middle of the forest unconscious and saved her from the Rare Hunters." "Ah . . . I see," Joey replied in understanding, "why would someone leave a beautiful girl out in the middle of nowhere, unconscious?!" Emilie blushed and Malik tried not to laugh and for the third time that evening, Malik was tasting dirt but this times from the courtesy of Ryou. "That's no way to treat a lady!" scolded Ryou. "Yeah, Malik!" Yami and Joey chorused and sniggered.
Morning came and the YGO Fellowship began to stir. "So, I see the young lady has awakened," said The Dark Magician. "Wow she's pretty!" said little Mokuba (Aww! That's so cute!). Emilie walked up to the man she was told was Bakura and said, "Um, thank you for- saving me." "Forget it." Bakura answered back harshly. Emilie looked hurt. "Don't worry m'lady. That's just the way old Bakura is," said Anthony, "and if I'm sure I think he likes you." Emilie's eyes widened but then she smiled and did a small nervous laugh. "Oh, my name is Anthony Dorthonion, you already know Bakura, Yami, Ryou, and Malik, the two small ones are the hobbits Mokuba Goldworthy and Yugi Overhill, and the wizard is The Dark Magician." explained Anthony and shook Emilie's hand. "Pleased to meat you Master Anthony, my name is Emilie Eluch." Emilie introduced herself.
"So, where are we headed," asked Malik while he walked behind Emilie and 'ahem' grabbed her butt. (He doesn't know they're related yet) Emilie turned around and smiled, then raised her fist and punched Malik square in the nose. Bakura, Yami, and Joey started to crack up, Yugi, Ryou, and The Dark Magician shook their heads in disgust, and little Mokuba looked confused.
"WHAT?! She got away?!" someone, or something, bellowed from within the shadows of a tower in Mordor. "Well, sir, you see-," the leader of the Rare Hunters was interrupted by the someone, "NO! You don't see, you won't ever again, and no one will ever see you again! I banish you to the Shadow Realm!" There was a bright flash of light and the Rare Hunter leader that was once standing in the room had disappeared. "Insubordinate fools! Can no one complete this evil task?!" the someone yelled and emerged from the shadows, revealing himself to be the Dark Lord Marik. "Why don't you just go after her yourself?" asked his assistant Tea. "Well, I guess that's what I'll have to resort to now," Marik answered, "Unless . . . TEA?! You're my new assassin! Go after the little half Elven girl and I want her brought back here, ALIVE!" then Marik laughed evilly. "I'll get that girl and she and Lothlorien will be mine!" Marik yelled and continued to laugh evilly.
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Me: Gomen if it seemed so short!
Yami: I thought it was too long.
Me: SHUT UP! //gets held back, by Malik, from beating up Yami// MALIK! LET ME GO!
Malik: C'mon Em. At least give him 24 hours to heal a little from the Tea attack.
Me: Well, I guess I can give him that much kindness.
Ryou: R&R! ^__^
Me: Innee cute?! //glomps Ryou//
Ryou: ^__^
Bakura: BACK OFF RYOU!
Ryou: Hey, it wasn't me! She did it!
Me: Bakura you're too over protective.
Bakura: I guess so. //leaves to go chill in the lounge//
Me: Well, thanks DFP for the first review! Until next chapter! Ja ne and Cya!