Disclaimer: I'm so tired of saying this! But sadly, I have to. I don't own YGO or LOTR.

Blahness and Stuff:

Yami: We're back!

Ryou: Uh huh!

Yami: Wait . . . where's Emilie and Malik?

Ryou: I think Malik took Emilie to the eye doctor.

Yami: Why?

Ryou: She's getting contacts!

Yami: Really?!

Ryou: Yeah.

Yami: She'll look SO beautiful!

Bakura: BACK OFF!

Yami: 0__0' Sorry!

Bakura: Good!

Ryou: Well, here's chapter 4! Hope you like!

Chapter 4

About to Meet the King

"So, where ARE we headed?" Joey inquired. "Mokuba mentioned Rohan." Yugi answered. "I guess we'll-," "Rohan it is." Bakura interrupted Anthony sourly. "Aww! C'mon Bakura! Lighten up! We have a FEMALE guest!" Malik exclaimed while grinning and putting his arm around Emilie. Emilie turned her head slightly and rested her gaze on Malik's hand creeping towards her chest. (A/N: Me: Remember we don't remember we're brother and sister yet. Malik: Yeah, otherwise I REALLY wouldn't be doing that. Believe me!) Emilie smiles at Malik, leans into him, and grabs his wrists. Malik thinks she's going to pull his arms around her, but instead she flips him over her head and slams him on the ground. (A/N: You know like the people do in Looney Toons and stuff?) "I already told you not to touch me!" Emilie screamed to Malik. "My bad." Malik replied with swirly eyes. Then when everything was sorted out the company set off to Rohan.

"Sire! Pierce ha-," Duke's eyes widened at what he saw. The king and queen were, in lack of a better term, making out. (A/N: Eww! Kissing is gross!) "Ahem, your highnesses?" Duke questioned, averting his eyes. Both rulers stopped their "session" and looked at Duke. "Oh, um, I'll, uh, see you later Seto, dear." Mai said, trying to straighten her dress and hair. Then she left. Seto began buttoning up his shirt while asking Duke what the problem was. "Pierce has escaped your highness!" Duke exclaimed. Seto's calm face turned into one of rage and he gave an order. "Dispatch every unit of guards! When they find Pierce tell them to bring him to me!" "Yes your highness." Duke then bowed and went to obey the order he was given.

"Wow! So, this is Rohan?" asked a breath-taken Emilie. "Yes it is." replied the Dark Magician. "It's beautiful!" Emilie exclaimed. "It's not the only thing that beautiful." Bakura mumbled sadly behind Emilie. Anthony heard this and chuckled, but in return to his chuckle he received a death glare from Bakura. Anthony rolled his eyes and said, "Well, we all got this far without being ambushed. I guess I'll be seein' ya." After everyone said their farewells Anthony retreated back into the forest. "So, let's go." Mokuba stated anxiously. "Be patient." Ryou told

Mokuba. Then the party started up the hill of Edoras and soon reached the top. Everyone walked up to the palace and were about to enter but were stopped by a guard. "Hey! What gives?!" Joey yelled angrily. "Joey let me handle this." Emilie cut in, "Excuse me Mr. Guard, sir? We're here to see the king." "I'm sorry m'lady but does the king know that you're here?" asked the guard. "No." Emilie replied. "Then you'll have to leave or wait! The king is very busy!" "But-," Emilie was cut off by Bakura stepping in front of her, grabbing the guard by the front of the shirt (or armor or whatever), and saying, "Listen! If you don't let us in I'll have your guts for guarders!" (A/N: I couldn't help it! That line is funny! Oh, by the way, I don't own POTC! ^__^) "Um, y-y-yess milord," the guard squeaked out, "but you'll have to leave your weapons here." "WHAT?!" Joey yelled. "It's best not to press things further, Joey. We are getting in." Ryou advised. The group handed over their weapons. Some were reluctant and some didn't really mind. (A/N: Oh, and the Dark Magician DIDN'T get to keep his staff.) Then, the fellowship entered the palace. "Um . . . now what?" asked Ryou confusedly.

Meanwhile, Anthony was having some troubles of his own. "NOW which way do I go?" Anthony asked himself, irritated. "Need some help?" "AIYEE!" Anthony yelled, drawing his sword and whirling around. This almost caused Anthony to decapitate the person behind him but they quickly pulled out a sword of their own and blocked his. The owner of the other blade smiled sweetly and said, "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to scare you." The person resheathed their sword and held out their hand. "My name's Serenity Tasartir!" "Nice to meet you Serenity. My name's Anthony Dorthonion." Anthony said while shaking the girl's hand. "So, do you need help?" Serenity asked again. "Um, yeah, kind of." Anthony replied sheepishly. "OK! C'mon!" Serenity grabbed Anthony's wrist and dragged him back to Rohan and into the palace of Edoras.

"Lord Marik! We have a lead on Emilie!" said Tea. "Good! Where?" Marik replied. "Just outside of Firecrest Forest." Tea informed. Marik's smirk turned into an evil grin and he snapped his fingers. A figured entered the room and got on one knee. "Pierce, the half elf is in Edoras. Take your soldiers and do your thing." Marik ordered. "Yes sir. I'll bring you that girl." Pierce said smirking. "Oh, but I do want her ALIVE." Marik added with a glare. "Why alive?" whined Tea. "I have my reasons." and with that said, Marik exited the room.

The fellowship was still standing in the grand entry hall of the palace when Duke, one of the king's advisors, walked in. "Oh, can I help you?" asked Duke. "We're here to see King Seto." Emilie replied. Duke looked at Emilie, grinned, ran to her, took her hand, and kissed it. Bakura growled and almost lunged at Duke but was held back by Ryou and Yami. Malik saw this and walked over to Bakura. "Jealous?" teased Malik. Bakura tried to lunge at Malik this time but was held back by Ryou, Yami, and a spell from the Dark Magician. (A/N: DANG! Bakura's strong!) "Down boy!" Malik teased again and patted Bakura on the head. "Oh beautiful angel! I would be happy to show you to the king!" Duke exclaimed. "Thank-," Emilie was interrupted by Duke dragging her to where the king was. Ryou and Yami let go of Bakura who crossed his arms and scowled. Then everyone of the group, accept for Bakura, Yami, and Ryou, just shrugged and followed Duke and Emilie.

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Yugi: Is Emilie still gone?

Bakura: Yeah. She had a dentist appointment.

~Outside the dentists office~

Me: //holding onto car door// YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO! (I HATE the dentist!)

Malik: //trying to pull Emilie off the car// You have to!

Me: NO I DON'T!

Malik: //gets an idea// Hey Emilie? Isn't that Orlando Bloom?

Me: WHERE?! //lets go of car door//

Malik: Got ya! //grabs Emilie around the waist and tries to haul her inside//

Me: //dragging feet//

Malik: If you don't go in right now I'll tell Rishid you stole his 50 Cent CD!

Me: OK! I'M GOING! //runs into dentist office//

~Back at Em Inc.~

Ryou: I wonder how hard a time it was getting her into the dentist.

Yami: What do you mean?

Marik: She HATES the dentist.

Yami: AIYEE! Where'd you come from?!

Marik: Blame my parents.

Bakura: -__-' You're an idiot.

Marik: Thanks you!

Yugi: Well, R&R!

Bakura: Emilie will be back for the next chapter!

Marik: YAY!

Yami: YAY!

Ryou: ^__^ Cheerio!