Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha…. Im sure you've all heard that before….
Chapter two- Welcome back into my life
"Uhhhh, Miroku?" Inuyasha asked sleepily while rubbing his eyes and looking around for his best friend. His head was hurting badly. When he rolled over to try and ignore his hangover by going back to sleep he suddenly jumped up from a pain in his face. "Yikes! What was that from?"
"Don't you remember? We tried to hit on the wrong girls last night…" Miroku said sleepily, Inuyasha's scream woke him up. "
"Oh yeah huh…. Remind me again why we were doing that? I thought we said that we were going to leave them alone?"
"Well, we were drunk, really drunk…" Miroku said before going back to sleep. Inuyasha decided to get up off of the floor and at least go home, his parents were probably worried. But this time Inuyasha was jerked back down by an even bigger pain between his legs. Kagome must have kicked him there. Inuyasha made a mental note to stay away from them, no matter how drunk or desperate he may be.
"Come on, Miroku! My parents are going to kill us!" Inuyasha yelled as he pulled himself up by holding onto a table for support. He then looked around from the next thing to grab onto, this was the only way he going to get home in this pain without causing more. Unfortunately he missed the next chair and landed on Miroku's face, right where Sango slapped him.
"Ow! God Inuyasha! You weren't the only one who got hurt last night!" Miroku said angrily.
"Sorry, but if you would get off your lazy butt and get out of here with me so my parents don't catch us then I wouldn't have done that!" Inuyasha yelled back.
"Inuyasha, that didn't even make sense!"
"Sense when does anything I say or do make sense?"
Kagome's house…
The sun streamed through the open window and down onto Kagome's eyes. She pulled the covers back while murmuring something about a teddy bear, Inuyasha, and wanting more sleep. Just then Sang bounced into her room and onto he bed.
"Rise and shine sleepy head!" Sango yelled incredibly loud into her friend's ear. "Come on 'Gome! You have to get up! The mall is only open for another 18 hours!"
"And you want to spend all eighteen of them there? Whatever happened to Saturday morning cartoons? Sleeping in on the weekends?" Kagome asked sleepily while rubbing all the eye junk out of her eyes.
"Aww, come on! You know that stuff's for losers! Besides, its Sunday."
"And so is eating sugar for breakfast!" Kagome yelled over her shoulder as she walked out of her room and into the bathroom to take a shower, and get away from Sango. While Sango on the other hand just started laughing like a maniac until she heard Kagome's cell phone go off. Knowing that her friends wouldn't mind if she answered it she pushed the talk button and started talking really fast in French.
"Hello? Kagome? Are you there?" Came the reply on the other line. Sango immediately recognized this voice it was Inuyasha! She decided to talk normal but be really man to them to get payback for them ditching their so-called best friends for a bunch of girls a couple years ago.
"Hello! Welcome to McDonalds how may I help you?"
"Sango? Is that you?" Inuyasha asked in a whisper.
"Would you like fries with that?" Sango couldn't contain herself any longer. She just started busting up laughing!
"AHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! What are you doing in here you pervert? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Sango heard Kagome scream from the bathroom. She dropped the phone and ran to see who was raping her friend. The moment she left the room Inuyasha climbed through Kagome's window. As it turned out it was only Miroku trying to climb into the house form the bathroom window.
"Ah, this isn't how it looks! Although it looks very good Kagome, he he." Miroku said sneakily until Kagome realized that the top of her robe had opened and was raveling a good amount of her chest to him!
"Ahh! I told you pervert to get out of my house!!!!" Kagome screamed. But just at that moment her whole family and Sango and Inuyasha (to make sure Miroku did what he was supposed to do) burst into the bathroom to see Kagome smacking Miroku in the exact spot where Sango hit him the previous night.
"Gosh, Kagome! Is that the way to say hello to your old pal, Miroku?" He said coyly. For a moment Kagome's look softened and as recalled the past. Miroku actually thought that she would apologize or he would have some kind of chance until her expression changed to that of a slightly crazed lunatic.
"No, no you're right. That's not the way to say hello…" Kagome said slyly before punching his nose and kneeing him in the spot that probably meant the most to him. "THIS is, after what you did to Sango and me."
"Kagome!" Inuyasha screamed. "What are you talking about?"
"What am I talking about? What am I talking about!" Kagome said as she walked over to Inuyasha and looked him straight in the eyes, a look like that would scare the devil himself. The way he seemed so innocent, as if he had completely forgotten their past was beyond belief for Kagome. She totally broke down and started to cry. Sango was about to walk over and comfort her friend but the second she started to move Kagome jumped up with that same look on her face and started to pace the floor and speak rapidly in what sounded like gibberish. Kagome suddenly crashed down onto the floor and into a fetal position and began rocking slowly back and forth while her mother went and grabbed the phone real quickly.
"411? Yes uh, some kind of shrink…. yes I'll hold," Kagome's mother said as she watched her daughter mumble something incoherent. Sango caught a look of concern flash over Inuyasha's face and she decided to use this to her advantage.
"So, Inuyasha, since when are you concerned about Kagome?" Sango challenged but Inuyasha turned started to talk to her mom instead.
"Is K-chan going to be okay?" he asked. Kagome was surprised to hear her daughter's childhood name be spoken again and much more because it was Inuyasha who used it. She was so surprised that she hung up the phone and embraced Inuyasha. At first he was so surprised but then eventually he raised his arms and hugged his old best friend's mother back.
"Yes, Inuyasha, Of course she will be okay," She replied.
That was the last thing Kagome saw and heard before blacking out and loosing all consciousness.
A/n: so it sucked huh? I hope u all like the cliff hanger and will be able to wait a week for the next update ..while ur waiting u could read my other fan fics…*hint*hint* oh and you could read Azure Luna's fan fics and if ur looking for a laugh the look for Haywies, The dude in red!..bye bye please review!!!!