"No one's going to get that hut thing," said MysticButtCrytal.

"Can I abbreviate your name at all?" asked Spoofmaster. "It's really annoying, having to say it."

"Fine," said MBC. "But it has to be typed in full in the story."

"I don't want to write right now."

"Neither do I. It's getting harder and harder to come up with interesting things to do to the characters."

"I wish I could do something right now," sighed Spoofmaster. "I'm just not sure what."

"We could watch Brazil."

"Too depressing. How about Big Fish?"

"Idiot."

"Urgh. Well...I don't know."

"Maybe we could watch some of that Captain Planet I taped," suggested MBC.

"It's too stupid," protested his sister. "All those idiot kids, and that one South American buttmonkey—it's just too depressing."

"How is Captain Planet depressing?!"

"Well, there's this unattainable perfection the Planeteers seem to keep trying for, and that monkey's face looks like a fat man's ass."

"The monkey looks stupid, but I wouldn't go comparing his face to a large man's rear," said MBC, leaning back in his chair.

"I would. I did."

"You just hate that monkey for no reason. Seriously, he's not even in half the episodes!"

"I know," muttered Spoofmaster. "And I hate Bronx, too."

"What did Bronx ever do to you? Gargoyles had way more annoying characters than him. Hell, he wasn't even a character! How can you hate him?"

"He's just obnoxious."

"How's he obnoxious? He's like a dog or something. You like dogs."

"He's not furry, he gets in the way, and he makes stupid noises."

"Kind of like your dog?" jeered MBC. "At least Bronx doesn't pee on his own feet."

"Hey, Yoshi has fur."

"I said kind of, not exactly. Why did you even buy that dog? She's so inbred she can barely stand up, and she seems to have a tendency to try to bite everyone she meets."

"She was so cute when she was little...."

"Yes, and filthy and diseased, too. Every time she shat it was diarrhea, and it got all over her. That dog is nasty."

"Yea, but she's smarter than Bronx," said Spoofmaster.

"...No, she's not. So why again don't you want to watch Captain Planet?"

"Remember what I said about the buttmonkey and his monkey that looked like a butt?"

"Maybe he'll have to use his heart power to make you lighten up."

"HUT!!" shouted Spoofmaster unexpectedly.

"It doesn't even sound like he says 'hut,'" protested her brother. "If anything, it sounds like he says 'hurt.' You and Gollumrox just have wax in your ears."

"I hate that monkey."

"WHY do you hate the mon—okay, I know, he looks like a butt. But it's not even about the monkey! It's just about a bunch of idealistic morons out on a quest to do something or other under the iron fist of Whoopie Goldberg! Besides, Blight has a robot that's played by Tim Curry! You love Tim Curry!"

"Not as a gay computer."

"Then why'd you like him in Tales from a Parallel Universe?" asked MBC. "He was a computer-generated image of a poet that tried to inseminate Stanley Tweedle!"

"At least he recited poetry then," said Spoofmaster. "And he wasn't represented by a screen with a floating silver head on it."

"It's a floating green head, and it's not even a head. It's the outline of one. And sometimes it had Malcolm McDowell! What children's series about saving the planet would be complete without a porn star?"

"You're just making my point for me."

"Why do you hate everything?" wondered MBC. "All I do is try to get you to watch some old cartoons no one likes, and then you start going around hating stuff."

"I hate jodhpurs too."

"Why would you hate riding pants?!"

"I just...well, I see them, and then I just get this urge to go and rip the big bulging sides off. People who wear them are stupid."

"Wow, that's a really educated statement," smirked MBC.

"I just hate them, that's all."

"I bet you go around the schoollike, 'I hate you because you smell funny,' or 'I hate you because your skin's a different color,' or 'I hate you because you're there.'"

"I'm not racist," protested Spoofmaster. "I just hate jodhpurs and various animated animals."

"Why?!"

"Things like Raja piss me off."

"The tiger from Aladdin?"

"Yea. It makes dog noises."

"It also cuddles up against a pretty girl it would probably eat in real life, but that doesn't seem to bother you!"

"Well, yea, it does bother me," admitted Spoofmaster. "But not as much as the dog noises. Tigers should not make dog noises."

"Next you're going to tell me you hate Abu, and that his face looks like a butt, and that his little hat is the manifestation of Satan."

"I don't hate Abu, just his voice. But I do hate Scooby Doo."

"I hate Scooby Doo too."

"Do you hate Dumbo?"

"No!"

"Good. Neither do I. I just always thought it was silly."

"What's silly about Dumbo?"

Spoofmaster made some noises that suggested she thought her brother was crazy.

"What?" asked MBC. "He's just an elephant. We've seen elephants at the zoo, and you were never like 'You're silly!' then!"

"He flies!"

"He has big ears," explained MBC, making flapping motions with his hands near his head.

"No," said Spoofmaster. "Just no."

"I honestly don't see what's so hard to comprehend. The elephant has big ears, and he flaps them, and he flies. You're just being stupid."

"I wish we still had our Disney tapes."

"Yeah, well Mom stole them, because she's evil. She was all like, 'You're eighteen years old! You shouldn't be watching old Disney movies!', and I was like, 'But I like my Disney movies! Leave them be!' and she was like, 'No, I'm taking them away forever and giving them away to small ugly children who will get their germs all over them.' She's mean."

"For crying out loud, man, you were in Marine Corps boot camp!"

"That doesn't mean I can't like old Disney movies!"

"...I really hate jodhpurs," said Spoofmaster.

"You're stupid. Hey, wait, what's that crap on the computer screen?"

Both authors leaned in to look, and saw their entire conversation written in the Word document they'd had open for writing the story.

"How'd that happen?" wondered MysticButtCrystal.

"I dunno," said Spoofmaster, trying and failing to delete it. "Whatever happened, it's stuck there."

"It must be that Master guy again. Maybe he's mad about losing his donkey to some horny monkeys. Oh well. The story's just a bunch of random crap anyway. We'll just post this up as chapter 9. No one will notice."

Sorry we're a day late, but MBC forgot to put this up. Let's all laugh at his stupid.