WARNING: This story contains short stupidness that is extremely random.
AN: Um.........this is weird....let's call it the weird plot bunny. Yet another of my bizarre attempts at humor!
THE ALLEGIANCE OF MARY SUES ATTACKS
The sun rises over a big town called Bayville. As if on cue, three little birdys fly across our view, singing their happy little song. All is well.
In a little cottage built right next to a huge mansion, a beautiful girl steps out of the door, swinging her basket as she goes. She begins to sing.
"Little town, it's a quiet village...every day, like the one before!" She began to skip down the sidewalk, continuing her song. "Little town, full of little people, waking up to say...AHHHHHHHHH!"
At that moment, a huge fire ball comes and burns the happy little Disney character to toast.
And as she dies, she screams, "TIME TO SWITCH TO THIRD PERSON AND A DIFFERENT TENSE!" How sad it was, that she had to scream something about English Grammar in her last breath.
"Amara! You just toasted that girl on the sidewalk!" Kurt, the blue fuzzy mutant known as Nightcrawler, stared in aghast at the now black toasted Belle who was running around screaming that she was dying.
"Well it was her fault! People shouldn't be singing this early in the morning!" Amara grumpily leapt in the back of Scott's car next to Kitty and Kurt.
"He's right, Amara. You can't go around toasting helpless little Disney characters." The older boy turned to glare at her, which was completely uneffective, considering his eyes were shrouded by his ruby optic glasses.
Amara rolled her eyes and motioned for Scott to turn back around. "We need to get to school. Just cause you've graduated doesn't mean you can take your happy time getting us there."
With that they rolled off into the distance, unaware to the perils that waited for them................
For in a huge mansion on the other side of Bayville..........Okay, actually it looked like the Barbie dream mansion...............lay the most perilous of foes.
DUHDUHDUH!
A Largely extensive collection of allied Mary Sues bent on making the entire masculine contents of Bayville fall in love with them!
Triple DUHDUHDUH!
The council of five that lead them met in a large meeting room at the very top on the Barbie dream mansion. They sat at a huge round marble table and stared at eachother.
The fifth in command had deep black hair. It curled around her, framing her perfectly shaped face. Her name was Galactia Winters. She was from China and had a traumatic past.
The fourth in command was named Mandy. She was unimportant to this meeting, so she sat there and looked beautiful.
The third in command was named Alicia Spears. She was identical to our all famous Brittany. She chewed her gum and twirled her hair. She had a traumatic past.
The second in command had long eyelashes, curly red hair that flowed in the wind, and the perfect body. She was a Goth, and her whole point in life was to resist love, and then fall into it at some traumatic turning point. Her name was Kaylee Monera. She had a traumatic past.
FINALLY..............The first in command sat in a large marble chair. She was amazingly beautiful, and the when the light hit her, it highlighted her best features, making her glow. She was a blonde (no duh). She was in all ways perfect. Her name was Mary Sue Johnson. She had....A TRAUMATIC PAST!
"I call this meeting to order!" Mary Sue stood up and clapped the perfect clap to call her fellow Mary Sues to attention. "We are going to discuss our purpose in Bayville."
"Get the men!" Mandy cried happily. She was soon thrown into the next room (which happened to be full of marshmellows, so she didn't die) by Mary Sue's powers of great telepathicness.
"Anyhow, Galactia you are promoted. I want it clear ladies that there will be no speaking parts in this story if you are unimportant. All clear? MANDY?"
"Yes, Capn'!" Mandy, cried from the next room. Mary rolled her eyes. Alicia chewed her gum. Kaylee nodded a perfect nod and then smiled a perfect smile, showing her perfectly white teeth.
"We are here to make the men of Bayville fall madly in love with us. The masculine contents of Star Wars, Middle Earth, and Gotham City are in the other room. Now we must add the X-men to our collection of lovesick fools! AHAHHAHAHAHHA!"
"OOOHOOOH! Can I go play cards with Legolas for the remainder of the story? He's hottt!" Mandy marched out of the room of marshmellows happily.
"YES! NOW GET OUT OF HERE!"
Mandy left.
"Here are your assignments, girls. Galactia, take the third legion of Mary Sues and make the men of Bayville High fall in love with you. Alicia, you take the second legion of Mary Sues and attack the Brotherhod with your best WOMDTCM (Weapons of mass destruction to capture men)!!!! Kaylee, you will take the First legion and make the Acolytes fall for you! Is that clear, girls?"
"YES MAAM!" The cried in unison.
"WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU? I AM MARY SUE THE MAGNIFICENT! ADRESS ME SUCH YOU SHALL!" Screamed Mary Sue.
"And what will you be doing, oh jewel of my eye?" Anakin Skywalker stood in the doorway, his arms linked with Mandy who was also holding on to a bedraggled, but always hot Legolas.
"AUGH! NOT NOW MANDY!" She and the boys were thrown into the room of Marshmellows to play "Chutes and ladders" while drinking low fat carrot juice.
"I! I WILL ATTACK THE X-MEN AND SINGLEHANDEDLY MAKE EVERY X-MAN FALL FOR ME! FOR I AM MARY SUE THE MAGNIFICENT! AHAHAHHAHAA!"
AN: Thus ends the first chapter.....This is looking weird. Give me some good reviews! PLEASE!
AN: Um.........this is weird....let's call it the weird plot bunny. Yet another of my bizarre attempts at humor!
THE ALLEGIANCE OF MARY SUES ATTACKS
The sun rises over a big town called Bayville. As if on cue, three little birdys fly across our view, singing their happy little song. All is well.
In a little cottage built right next to a huge mansion, a beautiful girl steps out of the door, swinging her basket as she goes. She begins to sing.
"Little town, it's a quiet village...every day, like the one before!" She began to skip down the sidewalk, continuing her song. "Little town, full of little people, waking up to say...AHHHHHHHHH!"
At that moment, a huge fire ball comes and burns the happy little Disney character to toast.
And as she dies, she screams, "TIME TO SWITCH TO THIRD PERSON AND A DIFFERENT TENSE!" How sad it was, that she had to scream something about English Grammar in her last breath.
"Amara! You just toasted that girl on the sidewalk!" Kurt, the blue fuzzy mutant known as Nightcrawler, stared in aghast at the now black toasted Belle who was running around screaming that she was dying.
"Well it was her fault! People shouldn't be singing this early in the morning!" Amara grumpily leapt in the back of Scott's car next to Kitty and Kurt.
"He's right, Amara. You can't go around toasting helpless little Disney characters." The older boy turned to glare at her, which was completely uneffective, considering his eyes were shrouded by his ruby optic glasses.
Amara rolled her eyes and motioned for Scott to turn back around. "We need to get to school. Just cause you've graduated doesn't mean you can take your happy time getting us there."
With that they rolled off into the distance, unaware to the perils that waited for them................
For in a huge mansion on the other side of Bayville..........Okay, actually it looked like the Barbie dream mansion...............lay the most perilous of foes.
DUHDUHDUH!
A Largely extensive collection of allied Mary Sues bent on making the entire masculine contents of Bayville fall in love with them!
Triple DUHDUHDUH!
The council of five that lead them met in a large meeting room at the very top on the Barbie dream mansion. They sat at a huge round marble table and stared at eachother.
The fifth in command had deep black hair. It curled around her, framing her perfectly shaped face. Her name was Galactia Winters. She was from China and had a traumatic past.
The fourth in command was named Mandy. She was unimportant to this meeting, so she sat there and looked beautiful.
The third in command was named Alicia Spears. She was identical to our all famous Brittany. She chewed her gum and twirled her hair. She had a traumatic past.
The second in command had long eyelashes, curly red hair that flowed in the wind, and the perfect body. She was a Goth, and her whole point in life was to resist love, and then fall into it at some traumatic turning point. Her name was Kaylee Monera. She had a traumatic past.
FINALLY..............The first in command sat in a large marble chair. She was amazingly beautiful, and the when the light hit her, it highlighted her best features, making her glow. She was a blonde (no duh). She was in all ways perfect. Her name was Mary Sue Johnson. She had....A TRAUMATIC PAST!
"I call this meeting to order!" Mary Sue stood up and clapped the perfect clap to call her fellow Mary Sues to attention. "We are going to discuss our purpose in Bayville."
"Get the men!" Mandy cried happily. She was soon thrown into the next room (which happened to be full of marshmellows, so she didn't die) by Mary Sue's powers of great telepathicness.
"Anyhow, Galactia you are promoted. I want it clear ladies that there will be no speaking parts in this story if you are unimportant. All clear? MANDY?"
"Yes, Capn'!" Mandy, cried from the next room. Mary rolled her eyes. Alicia chewed her gum. Kaylee nodded a perfect nod and then smiled a perfect smile, showing her perfectly white teeth.
"We are here to make the men of Bayville fall madly in love with us. The masculine contents of Star Wars, Middle Earth, and Gotham City are in the other room. Now we must add the X-men to our collection of lovesick fools! AHAHHAHAHAHHA!"
"OOOHOOOH! Can I go play cards with Legolas for the remainder of the story? He's hottt!" Mandy marched out of the room of marshmellows happily.
"YES! NOW GET OUT OF HERE!"
Mandy left.
"Here are your assignments, girls. Galactia, take the third legion of Mary Sues and make the men of Bayville High fall in love with you. Alicia, you take the second legion of Mary Sues and attack the Brotherhod with your best WOMDTCM (Weapons of mass destruction to capture men)!!!! Kaylee, you will take the First legion and make the Acolytes fall for you! Is that clear, girls?"
"YES MAAM!" The cried in unison.
"WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU? I AM MARY SUE THE MAGNIFICENT! ADRESS ME SUCH YOU SHALL!" Screamed Mary Sue.
"And what will you be doing, oh jewel of my eye?" Anakin Skywalker stood in the doorway, his arms linked with Mandy who was also holding on to a bedraggled, but always hot Legolas.
"AUGH! NOT NOW MANDY!" She and the boys were thrown into the room of Marshmellows to play "Chutes and ladders" while drinking low fat carrot juice.
"I! I WILL ATTACK THE X-MEN AND SINGLEHANDEDLY MAKE EVERY X-MAN FALL FOR ME! FOR I AM MARY SUE THE MAGNIFICENT! AHAHAHHAHAA!"
AN: Thus ends the first chapter.....This is looking weird. Give me some good reviews! PLEASE!