Ch.2 LOOK OUT BAYVILLE HIGH
(AN: Well frankly, as usual, I have no idea where I am going. Beware of more randomnessess................This is short, and involves more toasting of Disney characters. Amara is on the rampage!)
The halls of Bayville High were crowded, as it was the beginning of school. Kitty Pryde strode next to her best friend, Kurt Wagner. She was in a good mood. There were no tests to day in anything, which to her was just fine.
Kurt opened the door for Kitty as they entered their first period class, American Government. The history teacher, Mrs. Nomma, sat at her desk with a less than pleasant look.
Kitty took her seat and began to pull out her books. That was, until she noticed all the guys in her class surrounding a desk in the back. Kurt began to drift over there in curiosity. Kitty's eyes followed him, widening in surprise as his face expression went from wonder to absolute awe.
FOR IN THE BACK OF THE CLASS SAT GALACTIA WINTERS, FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT FROM CHINA!
All the boys had that huge googly eyed look that high school guys get when they see a Mary Sue. All the cheerleaders, nerds, and every other type of girl sat in the front in utter disgust.
"Class, come to order, please." Mrs. Nomma stood and motioned for the boys to get back to their seats. It took them a while, but they were able to drag their drooling sad selves back to their desks.
"I would like to introduce to you Galactia Winters, exchange student from China. Galactia, will you please come to the front?"
All the boys cried, "OOH! AAH!"
All the girls snarled and gnashed their teeth.
Galactia reached the reached the front and smiled the perfect smile, which was both mysterious and wonderful.
"Galactia, will you please introduce yourself to the class?"
"Gladly, mam. My name is Galactia Winters."
All the boys cried, "What a gorgeous name!"
All the girls snarled and gnashed their teeth.
Thus began the downfall of Bayville High.
By lunchtime, every man in the school, including Principal Kelly and the janitor were madly in love with Galactia Winters. Little did they know, but outside the school, in an alley that just happened to be there, dressed in their official uniforms (which were red, tight, and of the body suit type), were the third legion of Mary Sues. Galactia would lure the men to follow her to that alley. All the men would be captured and put into the horrid collection of Mary Sue the magnificent.
Yes, and they were all original characters, if you were wondering.
At that same moment, Amara was sitting outside. She was busy studying for a test that she had right after lunch, when something startled her.
Peaking out from behind a tree was a small woodland creature we like to know as Bambi. The little fuzzy dear crept towards her, looking for love and affection.
Amara's eye tweaked. Her lips curled up into a snarl. She suddenly looked a lot like the Hulk. She was studying Trigonometry, and she hated Trig. Her hair flared up and her fingers curled out. She HATED stupid deer.
And in that second the cute and fuzzy little woodland animal was toast. Amara smiled. She felt better.
Kitty tied the last rope. Behind her she was dragging Kurt, Bobby, Jamie, Ray, Roberto, and every other X-men male that went to school with them.
(Scott had graduated, and Evan is in the sewer. That's good too cause Evan is annoying.)
Rogue, Amara, Rahne, Jubilee, and every other X girl stood next to her.
Rogue suspiciously sniffed the air around Amara. "Ya fried anotha' Disney character, didn't ya?"
"HE WAS INTERUPTING MY STUDIES!!!!!" Amara screamed throwing a huge flame into the air. Consequently, it went flying towards the ocean and fired a certain little singing mermaid.
Rogue blinked. Kitty blinked. Everyone else present blinked. A cow mooed in the background.
"ANYHOW, like, we should get these guys out of here before Galactia gets to them. She invited all the guys on a date to an alley for some reason, and it scares the bloody turnips out of me." Kitty began to drag the guys down the hall, the other X girls assisting her as she went.
MEANWHILE.................
"YES....my plan is working perfectly. Galactia is luring the men of Bayville High into the alley where the third legion is waiting to capture them. As for those X-boys, I'll get them later."
Mary Sue the Magnificent stood on the porch of her grand Barbie mansion. She used her all Seeing Eye powers to view the events at the high school. Her beautiful face practically shone with evilness of all evilness. We are talking Major UBER evil here.
"Actually, I think your plan is lame. L-A-M-E. Once you are done, all the girls of the fanfiction universe will come after you. It's not like there is some factory out there to produce Mary Sues. We have limited resources." Mary turned to find the ever so annoying Mandy standing in the doorway. Legolas stood beside her, looking ever so hot.
Mary screamed in annoyance. Mandy flew up against the wall and sat there in pain. Mary turned to do it to the elf too, but decided it would ruin his perfect face.
"MANDY! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING CHUTES AND LADDERS!!!!!! AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO HAVE A FACTORY OF MARY SUES! IT'S CALLED...." She paused as booming music play sin the background. "THE FACTORY OF MARY SUE PRODUCTION!"
"Go figure." Mandy muttered and then jumped up happily. She left with Legolas.
Mary Sue turned back to her evil plan to capture men.
(AN: Yes, that was dumb, but oh well...........I need ideas!)
(AN: Well frankly, as usual, I have no idea where I am going. Beware of more randomnessess................This is short, and involves more toasting of Disney characters. Amara is on the rampage!)
The halls of Bayville High were crowded, as it was the beginning of school. Kitty Pryde strode next to her best friend, Kurt Wagner. She was in a good mood. There were no tests to day in anything, which to her was just fine.
Kurt opened the door for Kitty as they entered their first period class, American Government. The history teacher, Mrs. Nomma, sat at her desk with a less than pleasant look.
Kitty took her seat and began to pull out her books. That was, until she noticed all the guys in her class surrounding a desk in the back. Kurt began to drift over there in curiosity. Kitty's eyes followed him, widening in surprise as his face expression went from wonder to absolute awe.
FOR IN THE BACK OF THE CLASS SAT GALACTIA WINTERS, FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT FROM CHINA!
All the boys had that huge googly eyed look that high school guys get when they see a Mary Sue. All the cheerleaders, nerds, and every other type of girl sat in the front in utter disgust.
"Class, come to order, please." Mrs. Nomma stood and motioned for the boys to get back to their seats. It took them a while, but they were able to drag their drooling sad selves back to their desks.
"I would like to introduce to you Galactia Winters, exchange student from China. Galactia, will you please come to the front?"
All the boys cried, "OOH! AAH!"
All the girls snarled and gnashed their teeth.
Galactia reached the reached the front and smiled the perfect smile, which was both mysterious and wonderful.
"Galactia, will you please introduce yourself to the class?"
"Gladly, mam. My name is Galactia Winters."
All the boys cried, "What a gorgeous name!"
All the girls snarled and gnashed their teeth.
Thus began the downfall of Bayville High.
By lunchtime, every man in the school, including Principal Kelly and the janitor were madly in love with Galactia Winters. Little did they know, but outside the school, in an alley that just happened to be there, dressed in their official uniforms (which were red, tight, and of the body suit type), were the third legion of Mary Sues. Galactia would lure the men to follow her to that alley. All the men would be captured and put into the horrid collection of Mary Sue the magnificent.
Yes, and they were all original characters, if you were wondering.
At that same moment, Amara was sitting outside. She was busy studying for a test that she had right after lunch, when something startled her.
Peaking out from behind a tree was a small woodland creature we like to know as Bambi. The little fuzzy dear crept towards her, looking for love and affection.
Amara's eye tweaked. Her lips curled up into a snarl. She suddenly looked a lot like the Hulk. She was studying Trigonometry, and she hated Trig. Her hair flared up and her fingers curled out. She HATED stupid deer.
And in that second the cute and fuzzy little woodland animal was toast. Amara smiled. She felt better.
Kitty tied the last rope. Behind her she was dragging Kurt, Bobby, Jamie, Ray, Roberto, and every other X-men male that went to school with them.
(Scott had graduated, and Evan is in the sewer. That's good too cause Evan is annoying.)
Rogue, Amara, Rahne, Jubilee, and every other X girl stood next to her.
Rogue suspiciously sniffed the air around Amara. "Ya fried anotha' Disney character, didn't ya?"
"HE WAS INTERUPTING MY STUDIES!!!!!" Amara screamed throwing a huge flame into the air. Consequently, it went flying towards the ocean and fired a certain little singing mermaid.
Rogue blinked. Kitty blinked. Everyone else present blinked. A cow mooed in the background.
"ANYHOW, like, we should get these guys out of here before Galactia gets to them. She invited all the guys on a date to an alley for some reason, and it scares the bloody turnips out of me." Kitty began to drag the guys down the hall, the other X girls assisting her as she went.
MEANWHILE.................
"YES....my plan is working perfectly. Galactia is luring the men of Bayville High into the alley where the third legion is waiting to capture them. As for those X-boys, I'll get them later."
Mary Sue the Magnificent stood on the porch of her grand Barbie mansion. She used her all Seeing Eye powers to view the events at the high school. Her beautiful face practically shone with evilness of all evilness. We are talking Major UBER evil here.
"Actually, I think your plan is lame. L-A-M-E. Once you are done, all the girls of the fanfiction universe will come after you. It's not like there is some factory out there to produce Mary Sues. We have limited resources." Mary turned to find the ever so annoying Mandy standing in the doorway. Legolas stood beside her, looking ever so hot.
Mary screamed in annoyance. Mandy flew up against the wall and sat there in pain. Mary turned to do it to the elf too, but decided it would ruin his perfect face.
"MANDY! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING CHUTES AND LADDERS!!!!!! AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO HAVE A FACTORY OF MARY SUES! IT'S CALLED...." She paused as booming music play sin the background. "THE FACTORY OF MARY SUE PRODUCTION!"
"Go figure." Mandy muttered and then jumped up happily. She left with Legolas.
Mary Sue turned back to her evil plan to capture men.
(AN: Yes, that was dumb, but oh well...........I need ideas!)