Note: I am leaving off the whole N.E.W.T. class thing because I don't
know where J.K. Rowling is going to do with that. So things will go on with
the normal classes
Chapter Two: Strange Happenings
Harry awoke the next morning realizing that he had classes that day. He groaned and reluctantly got out of bed. He hummed gloomily as he changed in to his robes and started down the stairs to the Gryffindor common room where he met Hermione, Ron, and Brenna. They went through their day. Bored to tears (literally in Brenna's case). Finally it was their last class and headed off to Potions class with his least favorite teacher and his least favorite person. Draco Malfoy. Just as he was thinking of ways to torture Malfoy they ran into him, literally.
"Watch it Malfoy!" snapped Ron.
"I am so sorry Ron, Harry, Hermione, and...I don't believe we have met... I am Draco—"Malfoy was getting ready to kiss Brenna's hand.
"Malfoy, I know now would you kindly let go of my hand?" She said as she snatched it away. Grumbling they set off towards potions with Professor Snape.
"What was with him?" said Hermione
"I think he fancies Brenna" said Ron.
"Who doesn't fancy Brenna?"
"I don't" said Harry.
"Don't tell me you still like Cho!" said Ron.
"No I don't like anyone like that anymore." He lied. When he really liked Hermione a lot. He dreamt that he snuck into the girls' dormitory and laid in Hermione's bed with her. They had kissed for hours in his dream. He had fallen asleep with her in his arms. God, he wished he could actually do that.
"Harry," said Hermione as they walked into the potions classroom. "You are spacing out. Wake up."
"Take your seats students," Said Snape in a frighteningly cheerful mood. "Today we will be learning the Gaiety Elixir!"
"Looks like he has been testing them on himself." Whispered Ron to Harry.
"Ten points from Gryffindor."
"Guess not."
"Anyways, the instructions are on the black board." Snape tapped the blackboard with his wand and the instructions popped up on the board.
Harry started at once with his potion. He put in some water, which was hardly ever used in the potions, then some mouselberries and some daffodil extract. What? was he making shampoo? Harry scanned the rest of the list of ingredients and they were more like what he was used to. He stirred the mixture and put in some canary feathers. Thy burned in the bright pink liquid and Snape called out cheerfully: "Alright students! Put your potions in a bottle and set them on my desk." This was unusual because the class wasn't even halfway done yet. Mumbles could be head throughout the room and Snape was humming gleefully.
After all the bottles were filled with the strange potion and the students stopped mumbling obscenities under their breath Snape told them to sit in a circle at the front of the room. Naturally, the students were confused by Professor Snape's weird behavior. Snape was now looking at a picture that he had in his hand and he sighed. Then he tucked the photograph into his robes. He lit some weird smelling candle-type thing and set it in the middle of the circle.
"Okay class, sit cross legged with your backs straight and your chin up. Good job" Snape said while everyone in the class gave him funny looks.
"What the hell is going on with Snape?" Ron asked Harry.
"I have no idea...but it is sure getting smoky in here" Sure enough soon the entire room was filled with smoke from the candle-type thing. "What the hell scent is that?"
"Okay, now everyone take a deep breath in through their nose, good now exhale through your mouth. Good. Again." After about 15 minutes of this deep breathing exercise the smoke had gotten so think that you couldn't see anyone. A girls giggle seeped out from the smoke.
"Wasn't that Hermione's giggle?" Harry said to Ron.
"Wha?"
"Ron?" Ron then passed out.
"Okay class" Snape said while he blew the candle out, they think. "Class is dismissed." The class would normally have jumped up and rushed out the door, but several people were asleep and others were just too lazy to get up. Malfoy, who was seemingly unaffected by the smoke was yelling at Crabbe and Goyle, whom he had caught making out. Thank goodness that was their last class because everyone was loopy. They went to the Gryffindor common room where he met Hermione who came up to him and started talking to him.
"Hello Harry."
"Hi..."
"How are you doing today?"
"fine....you?" they just sat there and blinked for a while and then Harry coughed.
"Do you have any superglue?"
"um...no...why?"
"If you were Scooby doo, would you run from every ghost? I'd bite them, cause they were always humans...and that would hurt if a dog bit you. Especially an animated one."
"WHAT?"
"Humping jolly ranchers"
"Hermi-"
"Touch my nipples"
"WHAT!?!?"
"OHMYGOD HARRY WATCH OUT!!!" Harry spun around.
"There's nothing behind me Hermione"
"rabid killer pink fluffy things!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"what?!?!"
"THEY'RE AFTER US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hermione there isn't anything there"
"Oh Harry!! Hold me!!" she threw her arms around Harry and buried her head into his shoulder.
"Okay" he said and held her. Hermione then threw Harry onto the couch and started making out with him. "What the hell..." he thought. Then she ripped off all their clothes and made sweet passionate love to him. Then all of the sudden Brenna burst downstairs, catching them together.
"Oh my god! I am so sorry!" She screamed.
"Its okay Brenna come here" and they all made sweet hot love to each other.
Chapter Two: Strange Happenings
Harry awoke the next morning realizing that he had classes that day. He groaned and reluctantly got out of bed. He hummed gloomily as he changed in to his robes and started down the stairs to the Gryffindor common room where he met Hermione, Ron, and Brenna. They went through their day. Bored to tears (literally in Brenna's case). Finally it was their last class and headed off to Potions class with his least favorite teacher and his least favorite person. Draco Malfoy. Just as he was thinking of ways to torture Malfoy they ran into him, literally.
"Watch it Malfoy!" snapped Ron.
"I am so sorry Ron, Harry, Hermione, and...I don't believe we have met... I am Draco—"Malfoy was getting ready to kiss Brenna's hand.
"Malfoy, I know now would you kindly let go of my hand?" She said as she snatched it away. Grumbling they set off towards potions with Professor Snape.
"What was with him?" said Hermione
"I think he fancies Brenna" said Ron.
"Who doesn't fancy Brenna?"
"I don't" said Harry.
"Don't tell me you still like Cho!" said Ron.
"No I don't like anyone like that anymore." He lied. When he really liked Hermione a lot. He dreamt that he snuck into the girls' dormitory and laid in Hermione's bed with her. They had kissed for hours in his dream. He had fallen asleep with her in his arms. God, he wished he could actually do that.
"Harry," said Hermione as they walked into the potions classroom. "You are spacing out. Wake up."
"Take your seats students," Said Snape in a frighteningly cheerful mood. "Today we will be learning the Gaiety Elixir!"
"Looks like he has been testing them on himself." Whispered Ron to Harry.
"Ten points from Gryffindor."
"Guess not."
"Anyways, the instructions are on the black board." Snape tapped the blackboard with his wand and the instructions popped up on the board.
Harry started at once with his potion. He put in some water, which was hardly ever used in the potions, then some mouselberries and some daffodil extract. What? was he making shampoo? Harry scanned the rest of the list of ingredients and they were more like what he was used to. He stirred the mixture and put in some canary feathers. Thy burned in the bright pink liquid and Snape called out cheerfully: "Alright students! Put your potions in a bottle and set them on my desk." This was unusual because the class wasn't even halfway done yet. Mumbles could be head throughout the room and Snape was humming gleefully.
After all the bottles were filled with the strange potion and the students stopped mumbling obscenities under their breath Snape told them to sit in a circle at the front of the room. Naturally, the students were confused by Professor Snape's weird behavior. Snape was now looking at a picture that he had in his hand and he sighed. Then he tucked the photograph into his robes. He lit some weird smelling candle-type thing and set it in the middle of the circle.
"Okay class, sit cross legged with your backs straight and your chin up. Good job" Snape said while everyone in the class gave him funny looks.
"What the hell is going on with Snape?" Ron asked Harry.
"I have no idea...but it is sure getting smoky in here" Sure enough soon the entire room was filled with smoke from the candle-type thing. "What the hell scent is that?"
"Okay, now everyone take a deep breath in through their nose, good now exhale through your mouth. Good. Again." After about 15 minutes of this deep breathing exercise the smoke had gotten so think that you couldn't see anyone. A girls giggle seeped out from the smoke.
"Wasn't that Hermione's giggle?" Harry said to Ron.
"Wha?"
"Ron?" Ron then passed out.
"Okay class" Snape said while he blew the candle out, they think. "Class is dismissed." The class would normally have jumped up and rushed out the door, but several people were asleep and others were just too lazy to get up. Malfoy, who was seemingly unaffected by the smoke was yelling at Crabbe and Goyle, whom he had caught making out. Thank goodness that was their last class because everyone was loopy. They went to the Gryffindor common room where he met Hermione who came up to him and started talking to him.
"Hello Harry."
"Hi..."
"How are you doing today?"
"fine....you?" they just sat there and blinked for a while and then Harry coughed.
"Do you have any superglue?"
"um...no...why?"
"If you were Scooby doo, would you run from every ghost? I'd bite them, cause they were always humans...and that would hurt if a dog bit you. Especially an animated one."
"WHAT?"
"Humping jolly ranchers"
"Hermi-"
"Touch my nipples"
"WHAT!?!?"
"OHMYGOD HARRY WATCH OUT!!!" Harry spun around.
"There's nothing behind me Hermione"
"rabid killer pink fluffy things!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"what?!?!"
"THEY'RE AFTER US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hermione there isn't anything there"
"Oh Harry!! Hold me!!" she threw her arms around Harry and buried her head into his shoulder.
"Okay" he said and held her. Hermione then threw Harry onto the couch and started making out with him. "What the hell..." he thought. Then she ripped off all their clothes and made sweet passionate love to him. Then all of the sudden Brenna burst downstairs, catching them together.
"Oh my god! I am so sorry!" She screamed.
"Its okay Brenna come here" and they all made sweet hot love to each other.