AN: WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.... As we all know, Last time on "TAofMSA!" (Wow, I am a bum) Galactia lured the men of Bayville High into a trap. YEAH...................
"And on today's news, five hundred men, all from Bayville High, mysteriously disappeared. We don't know why. This is an alarming event. The FBI is on it. The police are on it. Yet, they can't seem to find anything out about this mysterious disappearance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The annoying news lady pushed her glasses up on her pointy nose. She cleared her throat and continued.
"Some theories: They were abducted by extraterrestrial Amazon woman looking for husbands. Another theory is that they all caught a rare case of Tywanna-manna-oo-mikne-vurbulocis and passed away, their bodies evaporating in mere seconds. The most sensible theory is that they have been kidnapped. If so, we do not know what kind of horrendous person would do such a thing..." She continued to blabber on for another bloody hour.
"Well, that was just bloody unnatural." Pyro stood up and turned off the television set. He ran a hand through his fiery, red hair.
"AUGH! WHAT THE HOLY SALAMI ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Amara stood in the doorway to the living room of the X-mansion, staring indecorously at him.
Pyro's face split into a wild grin.
"Why, I was jus' waiten for you, love!" John spread his arms open in an embracing gesture. "An now that yer' 'ome, sheila, I am a 'appy man!"
"First of all, my name is Amara. A-M-A-R-A. It's not love. It's not sheila. It's Amara. Second of all, if you call me that again, I may be forced to fry yet another poor unsuspecting Disney character. Third of all, this is not your home, and if the Professor gets home with Logan, Wolvie will rip you to shreds. So do yourself a favor and GET OUT!" Amara flared up in her full fiery form.
Pyro grinned. "Sure, love. Wha'ever you say!"
Amara screamed. She threw a fireball out of the window, which flew across the Atlantic Ocean, across the continent of Africa, and straight to Arabia, were it fried a poor, unsuspecting Aladdin.
Pyro grinned ONCE AGAIN and ran towards the door. On his way out, he opened his Zippo lighter and sent her a flaming kiss.
Which she of course abolished in a great oblivion of fire. Which burned down the living room. But no one was home, so no one had to know that.
MEANWHILE.....
"Charlie, remind me why we're here?" Logan strode next to Charles Xavier, Storm, and Beast. They were in the halls of an Arabian palace on a peace mission to find a dangerous mutant.
The Princess Jasmine was very happy, because the mutants were here to save her from the other weird mutated lemur man that was haunting the palace.
Suddenly, Jasmine ran into the room. "SOMEBODY FRIED MY BOYFRIEND!"
Charles exchanged a look with his fellow mutants. "It looks like Spit fire is on the rampage again." Logan muttered.
"I am sorry, Jasmine, but we must leave the world of Disney animation to go and save people back in Bayville. Something is abrew. I sense....." Then Charles passed out. Everyone gasped except for Logan, who rolled his eyes.
"Next thing you know, I'm going to have to take care of a poodle."
"CHARLES! WAKE UP!" Xavier awoke to find Storm over him, screaming really loud.
"I'm awake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Charles sat up. "OH NO! NOT HER!"
"Whatttttttttttt?????????????" Logan, Storm, and Beast said simultaneously. By the way, they are now on the X-jet heading home.
"It's her! MARY SUE THE MAGNIFICENT! SHE'S BACK!"
Charles then tied the Norwegian flag around his waist and did the hula.
"And on today's news, five hundred men, all from Bayville High, mysteriously disappeared. We don't know why. This is an alarming event. The FBI is on it. The police are on it. Yet, they can't seem to find anything out about this mysterious disappearance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The annoying news lady pushed her glasses up on her pointy nose. She cleared her throat and continued.
"Some theories: They were abducted by extraterrestrial Amazon woman looking for husbands. Another theory is that they all caught a rare case of Tywanna-manna-oo-mikne-vurbulocis and passed away, their bodies evaporating in mere seconds. The most sensible theory is that they have been kidnapped. If so, we do not know what kind of horrendous person would do such a thing..." She continued to blabber on for another bloody hour.
"Well, that was just bloody unnatural." Pyro stood up and turned off the television set. He ran a hand through his fiery, red hair.
"AUGH! WHAT THE HOLY SALAMI ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Amara stood in the doorway to the living room of the X-mansion, staring indecorously at him.
Pyro's face split into a wild grin.
"Why, I was jus' waiten for you, love!" John spread his arms open in an embracing gesture. "An now that yer' 'ome, sheila, I am a 'appy man!"
"First of all, my name is Amara. A-M-A-R-A. It's not love. It's not sheila. It's Amara. Second of all, if you call me that again, I may be forced to fry yet another poor unsuspecting Disney character. Third of all, this is not your home, and if the Professor gets home with Logan, Wolvie will rip you to shreds. So do yourself a favor and GET OUT!" Amara flared up in her full fiery form.
Pyro grinned. "Sure, love. Wha'ever you say!"
Amara screamed. She threw a fireball out of the window, which flew across the Atlantic Ocean, across the continent of Africa, and straight to Arabia, were it fried a poor, unsuspecting Aladdin.
Pyro grinned ONCE AGAIN and ran towards the door. On his way out, he opened his Zippo lighter and sent her a flaming kiss.
Which she of course abolished in a great oblivion of fire. Which burned down the living room. But no one was home, so no one had to know that.
MEANWHILE.....
"Charlie, remind me why we're here?" Logan strode next to Charles Xavier, Storm, and Beast. They were in the halls of an Arabian palace on a peace mission to find a dangerous mutant.
The Princess Jasmine was very happy, because the mutants were here to save her from the other weird mutated lemur man that was haunting the palace.
Suddenly, Jasmine ran into the room. "SOMEBODY FRIED MY BOYFRIEND!"
Charles exchanged a look with his fellow mutants. "It looks like Spit fire is on the rampage again." Logan muttered.
"I am sorry, Jasmine, but we must leave the world of Disney animation to go and save people back in Bayville. Something is abrew. I sense....." Then Charles passed out. Everyone gasped except for Logan, who rolled his eyes.
"Next thing you know, I'm going to have to take care of a poodle."
"CHARLES! WAKE UP!" Xavier awoke to find Storm over him, screaming really loud.
"I'm awake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Charles sat up. "OH NO! NOT HER!"
"Whatttttttttttt?????????????" Logan, Storm, and Beast said simultaneously. By the way, they are now on the X-jet heading home.
"It's her! MARY SUE THE MAGNIFICENT! SHE'S BACK!"
Charles then tied the Norwegian flag around his waist and did the hula.