AN: YES, it is me! No, I'm not insane. I'm just highly skitzo. Don't believe me? Read my other stuff. A lot of serious stuff. Yes yes.
CH.4: A history revealed
"Who the heck is Mary Sue the magnificent?" Storm asked, arching her eyebrow.
Charles had stopped doing the hula, and was now sitting cross-legged on the floor. Except, being handicapped in a wheel chair, he shouldn't have been able to do that. But no one realized this, because all they had on their minds was Mary Sue.
Charles tied the magical Norwegian flag around his head. He took a deep breath and began to make funny noises. "UUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....UMMMMMMM."
Logan, who had been impaling things on his claws, came up to Charles and stared at him. "Stop meditating, Chuck, and tell us!"
Charles looked at him and smiled. "I had to calm myself first. This is a tale of horror and gruesomenessesss! It all started back when I was seventeen......"
As if on cue, the picture faded out to reveal a baby Charles doing Calculus.
"NOOOOO! That's too far back!"
Immediately, it fast-forwarded to show a young man, about seventeen walking down a college hallway. He was handsome and smart looking. He was in his fourth year, being a genius since birth.
When he walked into his class, he immediately stopped. For, in the front row, sat the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. She shyly glanced up at him, grinning.
And suddenly, Charles began to narrate: "Well, her name was Mary Sue. She was the most wonderful girl I had ever met. We went out together, and were inseparable. But then, when we were old enough, I asked her to marry me."
Now, we can see Charles kneeling down before the pretty girl. She stared at him. He stared at her, hopefully.
Then she told him no. And he was very sad.
"So she said no to me. BUT, she though I would still go out with her. Which, she had broken my heart, so I said no to her. Yeah, she was kinda dumb. But oh well. Anyhow, she disappeared for awhile. The next time I saw her was during the war."
The picture flashes so that we see Charles running across a battlefield.
It flashes again, and he is tied up inside a cell.
"I swore I thought I was in a Nazi cell, but as it ended up...."
Mary Sue walks into the picture. She is wearing a bright red cape and her eyes are big and crazy.
"Hello, Charles. Remember me?"
"Mary Sue..."
"NO! It is I! MARY SUE THE MAGNIFICENT!"
The picture fades out.
"Well, anyhow, I escaped, and I never heard from her again. My guess is she's out for revenge. But...she had an eccentric mind pattern. I sense her back home. This could be UBER-bad." Charles finished his story, and the picture became clear so that we see our heroes sitting in a circle with Charles.
"How did you do that?" Beast asked.
"Do what?" Charles stood up.
"The fading out picture thingy!" Logan leapt to his feet as well.
"What fading out picture thingy?" Charles smiled goofily.
"Never mind." Storm finished for the boys. "Professor, I've been meaning to ask you. How the heck can you stand up?!?"
"Oh....hehhhehhehehhehhehehe..........." Charles grinned. "Well, you see, I'm not really handicapped. It was necessary for you to think that, so you would never learn of my secret karate arts of Kawaski!!!!!!!"
"Chuck, YOU have secret arts of karate?" Logan stared at him, flabbergasted. Ororo stared at him. Hank stared at him.
"Yes, you wanna see?" With that, Charles took his Norwegian flag of great magic, tied around his waist, and began to karate chop the interior of the X-jet, while performing back flips, somersaults, and other acrobatic moves.
"Okay, that was just weird." Logan, Ororo, and Hank went back to the cockpit, leaving Charles to his karate.
CH.4: A history revealed
"Who the heck is Mary Sue the magnificent?" Storm asked, arching her eyebrow.
Charles had stopped doing the hula, and was now sitting cross-legged on the floor. Except, being handicapped in a wheel chair, he shouldn't have been able to do that. But no one realized this, because all they had on their minds was Mary Sue.
Charles tied the magical Norwegian flag around his head. He took a deep breath and began to make funny noises. "UUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....UMMMMMMM."
Logan, who had been impaling things on his claws, came up to Charles and stared at him. "Stop meditating, Chuck, and tell us!"
Charles looked at him and smiled. "I had to calm myself first. This is a tale of horror and gruesomenessesss! It all started back when I was seventeen......"
As if on cue, the picture faded out to reveal a baby Charles doing Calculus.
"NOOOOO! That's too far back!"
Immediately, it fast-forwarded to show a young man, about seventeen walking down a college hallway. He was handsome and smart looking. He was in his fourth year, being a genius since birth.
When he walked into his class, he immediately stopped. For, in the front row, sat the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. She shyly glanced up at him, grinning.
And suddenly, Charles began to narrate: "Well, her name was Mary Sue. She was the most wonderful girl I had ever met. We went out together, and were inseparable. But then, when we were old enough, I asked her to marry me."
Now, we can see Charles kneeling down before the pretty girl. She stared at him. He stared at her, hopefully.
Then she told him no. And he was very sad.
"So she said no to me. BUT, she though I would still go out with her. Which, she had broken my heart, so I said no to her. Yeah, she was kinda dumb. But oh well. Anyhow, she disappeared for awhile. The next time I saw her was during the war."
The picture flashes so that we see Charles running across a battlefield.
It flashes again, and he is tied up inside a cell.
"I swore I thought I was in a Nazi cell, but as it ended up...."
Mary Sue walks into the picture. She is wearing a bright red cape and her eyes are big and crazy.
"Hello, Charles. Remember me?"
"Mary Sue..."
"NO! It is I! MARY SUE THE MAGNIFICENT!"
The picture fades out.
"Well, anyhow, I escaped, and I never heard from her again. My guess is she's out for revenge. But...she had an eccentric mind pattern. I sense her back home. This could be UBER-bad." Charles finished his story, and the picture became clear so that we see our heroes sitting in a circle with Charles.
"How did you do that?" Beast asked.
"Do what?" Charles stood up.
"The fading out picture thingy!" Logan leapt to his feet as well.
"What fading out picture thingy?" Charles smiled goofily.
"Never mind." Storm finished for the boys. "Professor, I've been meaning to ask you. How the heck can you stand up?!?"
"Oh....hehhhehhehehhehhehehe..........." Charles grinned. "Well, you see, I'm not really handicapped. It was necessary for you to think that, so you would never learn of my secret karate arts of Kawaski!!!!!!!"
"Chuck, YOU have secret arts of karate?" Logan stared at him, flabbergasted. Ororo stared at him. Hank stared at him.
"Yes, you wanna see?" With that, Charles took his Norwegian flag of great magic, tied around his waist, and began to karate chop the interior of the X-jet, while performing back flips, somersaults, and other acrobatic moves.
"Okay, that was just weird." Logan, Ororo, and Hank went back to the cockpit, leaving Charles to his karate.