Ch.5
(An: I have no idea where I'm going with this..............I don't own X-men)
"Yo! Lance!"
The chestnut-haired teenager looked up from eyeing the contents of the fridge. Toad hopped into the room, barely skidding to a halt in front of the other.
"What'd you want?" Lance popped his soda open, emptying it in one gulp.
"Yo, there's a buncha hot chicks outside the house, yo!" Toad hopped around the room in alarm.
"So what the heck are we in here for? Let's go!" Lance almost ran outside when he was picked up by a green tongue.
"Ya! Ya don' undastan'...Tha aw here ta kill uhs!" Toad screamed with his tongue around Lance's waist. Lance grabbed the tongue and flung it back at the poor mutant.
"Say that again, you idiot!" Lance snarled, obviously in a bad mood like he always is...
"Yo! You don't understand, yo! They are here to kill us, yo!" Toad hopped around in alarm. Lance rolled his eyes and went outside. A huge, gigantic pink poodle (that just happens to be a weapon of mass destruction to capture men) picked him up. Several Mary Sues, outside the house, laughed as they caught their first prey.
"Dude, I warned you, yo!" Toad shivered and closed the door.
Little Kurt was sitting on the floor in front of the TV. His blue fuzzy tail waved happily in the air as he watched "Fox and the Hound." Kitty came in and glanced at him.
"Like, what are you watching, fuzzy?" Kitty asked, a bit of dread creeping into her voice. Kurt tossed her the box and continued to happily watch his movie. Kitty's eyes widened. "KURT! This is a Disney movie! Turn it off! Amara has not been in a very good mood lately if you know what I mean..."
And then, as if life were against the poor blue fuzzy man, Amara walked in, already ablaze. "KITTY! WHO LET THAT STUPID AUSTRALIAN INTO THE HOUSE?"
Kitty, scared out of her mind and fearing for poor Kurt, sunk in to the ground. Amara turned to the TV, about to ask Kurt the same question. Then she noticed what was on the TV.
"NOOOOOOOO!!! DO NOT LET THAT EVIL ENTER MY DOMINION!"
Amara swiftly burnt the TV up. The blue fuzzy man screamed and began to cry. Amara stared at him, an idea suddenly forming in her head...
"You know Kurt, you remind me of them. You are so CUTE and FUZZY!!! I WILL INCINERATE YOU!!! AHAHAHHAHHAHAHA!"
Kurt screamed a high-pitched girly scream. At that moment, Pyro skipped into the room. "Well, ello, sheila!"
Kurt teleported away with a puff. Amara growled. "I WILL HUNT YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!!!!"
"Aye love! You ar' so 'ot!" Pyro cried with a stupid grin. Amara screamed in frustration. She aimed a fireball for the Atlantic, hoping to hit a certain Indian princess who had canoed a LITTLE bit too far out. However, she missed. Pocahontas was safe. FOR THE MOMENT.
Unfortunately, the X-jet flew above the Indian princess at that moment.........
Storm flicked a couple switches, driving the X-jet home. Suddenly a shrill scream sounded out.
Charles ran in. Now, if you can imagine a burnt piece of bald chicken with a smoking magical Norwegian flag around it's waist, you know what Charles looked like.
Storm screamed and jumped out the cockpit. Beast snorted and fainted. Logan stared after her, then at Charles the burnt chicken, then at Beast who was cowering on the floor in scared unconsciousness. Wolvie began to laugh.
"AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA!" In fact, he laughed so hard that he accidentally hit a big red button. A mechanical voice came over the speakers.
"Duckies away!"
Logan stared at the speaker wondering what it meant. He shrugged and kept driving.........MEANWHILE....
Storm fell through the air. She was so scared she forgot she knew how to fly.....so, obviously, she kept falling. She prayed for a miracle that she would live...
That's when a ton of rubber duckies fell from the sky.
"What the...well, I suppose it will do." Storm jumped on a ducky of unusual size and fell down to earth, hoping it would break her fall.
Somewhere in the middle of Bayville, in a Barbie mansion, Mary Sue stared outside. She was bored, seeing as she only had 36% of the population of men in Bayville so far. She stepped out on her balcony when a rubber ducky fell on her head. She stared up. A million more duckies rained down. Here eyes grew really wide and dilated.
Suddenly, Juggernaut ran down the sidewalk.
"IT'S A SIGN! THE END IS NEAR! WE ARE BEING SWARMED BY DUCKIES!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!"
(AN: Anyhow, I need ideas..........)
(An: I have no idea where I'm going with this..............I don't own X-men)
"Yo! Lance!"
The chestnut-haired teenager looked up from eyeing the contents of the fridge. Toad hopped into the room, barely skidding to a halt in front of the other.
"What'd you want?" Lance popped his soda open, emptying it in one gulp.
"Yo, there's a buncha hot chicks outside the house, yo!" Toad hopped around the room in alarm.
"So what the heck are we in here for? Let's go!" Lance almost ran outside when he was picked up by a green tongue.
"Ya! Ya don' undastan'...Tha aw here ta kill uhs!" Toad screamed with his tongue around Lance's waist. Lance grabbed the tongue and flung it back at the poor mutant.
"Say that again, you idiot!" Lance snarled, obviously in a bad mood like he always is...
"Yo! You don't understand, yo! They are here to kill us, yo!" Toad hopped around in alarm. Lance rolled his eyes and went outside. A huge, gigantic pink poodle (that just happens to be a weapon of mass destruction to capture men) picked him up. Several Mary Sues, outside the house, laughed as they caught their first prey.
"Dude, I warned you, yo!" Toad shivered and closed the door.
Little Kurt was sitting on the floor in front of the TV. His blue fuzzy tail waved happily in the air as he watched "Fox and the Hound." Kitty came in and glanced at him.
"Like, what are you watching, fuzzy?" Kitty asked, a bit of dread creeping into her voice. Kurt tossed her the box and continued to happily watch his movie. Kitty's eyes widened. "KURT! This is a Disney movie! Turn it off! Amara has not been in a very good mood lately if you know what I mean..."
And then, as if life were against the poor blue fuzzy man, Amara walked in, already ablaze. "KITTY! WHO LET THAT STUPID AUSTRALIAN INTO THE HOUSE?"
Kitty, scared out of her mind and fearing for poor Kurt, sunk in to the ground. Amara turned to the TV, about to ask Kurt the same question. Then she noticed what was on the TV.
"NOOOOOOOO!!! DO NOT LET THAT EVIL ENTER MY DOMINION!"
Amara swiftly burnt the TV up. The blue fuzzy man screamed and began to cry. Amara stared at him, an idea suddenly forming in her head...
"You know Kurt, you remind me of them. You are so CUTE and FUZZY!!! I WILL INCINERATE YOU!!! AHAHAHHAHHAHAHA!"
Kurt screamed a high-pitched girly scream. At that moment, Pyro skipped into the room. "Well, ello, sheila!"
Kurt teleported away with a puff. Amara growled. "I WILL HUNT YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!!!!"
"Aye love! You ar' so 'ot!" Pyro cried with a stupid grin. Amara screamed in frustration. She aimed a fireball for the Atlantic, hoping to hit a certain Indian princess who had canoed a LITTLE bit too far out. However, she missed. Pocahontas was safe. FOR THE MOMENT.
Unfortunately, the X-jet flew above the Indian princess at that moment.........
Storm flicked a couple switches, driving the X-jet home. Suddenly a shrill scream sounded out.
Charles ran in. Now, if you can imagine a burnt piece of bald chicken with a smoking magical Norwegian flag around it's waist, you know what Charles looked like.
Storm screamed and jumped out the cockpit. Beast snorted and fainted. Logan stared after her, then at Charles the burnt chicken, then at Beast who was cowering on the floor in scared unconsciousness. Wolvie began to laugh.
"AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA!" In fact, he laughed so hard that he accidentally hit a big red button. A mechanical voice came over the speakers.
"Duckies away!"
Logan stared at the speaker wondering what it meant. He shrugged and kept driving.........MEANWHILE....
Storm fell through the air. She was so scared she forgot she knew how to fly.....so, obviously, she kept falling. She prayed for a miracle that she would live...
That's when a ton of rubber duckies fell from the sky.
"What the...well, I suppose it will do." Storm jumped on a ducky of unusual size and fell down to earth, hoping it would break her fall.
Somewhere in the middle of Bayville, in a Barbie mansion, Mary Sue stared outside. She was bored, seeing as she only had 36% of the population of men in Bayville so far. She stepped out on her balcony when a rubber ducky fell on her head. She stared up. A million more duckies rained down. Here eyes grew really wide and dilated.
Suddenly, Juggernaut ran down the sidewalk.
"IT'S A SIGN! THE END IS NEAR! WE ARE BEING SWARMED BY DUCKIES!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!"
(AN: Anyhow, I need ideas..........)