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January 16th, 3019,
We're all having fun, running around green fields. I found out Gimli can't run and the hobbits take too long. Then again, I bet they just want to chill and enjoy the greenery after getting out of Moria and Khazad- Dum and the Balrog. Balrog. Balrog? What does that remind me of? Oh yeah! Gandalf died yesterday and I told the hobbits and Boromir to get a move on. They were wasting too much time. Then again, I have spent 60 years with this guy. Not everybody can be as lucky as me. I want to reach Riven-, no, Lothlorien by tomorrow. I wish I could go to Rivendell. Gandalf told me I could never return unless I became King. Gandalf. I really don't miss him. Some people don't trust me. They say I make bad leader. And who are they going to replace me with. Brainless Boromir? Looks-obsessed Leggy? Grunting Gimli? And not the Half-wit Hobbits, oh no. NOT the Half-wit Hobbits.
January 18th, 3019,
I miss Gandalf! The elves are singing a really nice song about him, I want to cry, but I have to be serious. Legolas is REALLY happy, he's dressed nice and his hair is combed. I also think I need a bath. And I need to comb my hair. But Arwen liked me better with dirty hair and stubble, she liked to feel that roughness against her cheek. The hobbits are out exploring, I bet Galadriel wants to tell Frodo something. SHE READ RIGHT THROUGH ME!! She read my mind like and open book, turning the pages of my life. *grunt* I don't know where Boromir is, he's probably getting into trouble. I must wake Gimli up and get Boromir out of trouble. The Heir of Isildur, always saving the day.
Oh yeah, I have to watch my back here. Haldir hates me now, he's bound to catch me doing something that I don't want known and tell Arwen.
Though what he might catch me doing, I have NO idea.
February 2nd, 3019,
I think Galadriel wants to keep us here. I bet she has a lot to tell Frodo. I'm keeping Boromir out of trouble pretty well, and I finally took the liberty to shave and wash my hair. Haldir is running around, trying to frame me, I must loose a couple of my arrows in his shoulders, that should stop him pretty bad. He is so annoying!! There is no way, no how, when I die, I will miss him. He challenged my authority in front of everybody!! And then Gimli insulted him really bad, so I had to stop him. I can't wait till we leave. I want to get to the Falls of Rauros but the end of March. But if Galadriel wants us to stay, I can't help that. BLAST STINKING ELVES!!! Then again, I'm half elf. I MISS GANDALF!! He's half-elf too, and he's and Istari. I can't help thinking he's got something up his sleeve.
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Review. PLEASE!!! I beg you.
A/N(s):
I did not mean to turn Aragorn into a hobbit-fancier. He's really cool in the books, they just dented him in the movies. Notice the word dented, not completely destroyed. I like him better in the movies actually.
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January 16th, 3019,
We're all having fun, running around green fields. I found out Gimli can't run and the hobbits take too long. Then again, I bet they just want to chill and enjoy the greenery after getting out of Moria and Khazad- Dum and the Balrog. Balrog. Balrog? What does that remind me of? Oh yeah! Gandalf died yesterday and I told the hobbits and Boromir to get a move on. They were wasting too much time. Then again, I have spent 60 years with this guy. Not everybody can be as lucky as me. I want to reach Riven-, no, Lothlorien by tomorrow. I wish I could go to Rivendell. Gandalf told me I could never return unless I became King. Gandalf. I really don't miss him. Some people don't trust me. They say I make bad leader. And who are they going to replace me with. Brainless Boromir? Looks-obsessed Leggy? Grunting Gimli? And not the Half-wit Hobbits, oh no. NOT the Half-wit Hobbits.
January 18th, 3019,
I miss Gandalf! The elves are singing a really nice song about him, I want to cry, but I have to be serious. Legolas is REALLY happy, he's dressed nice and his hair is combed. I also think I need a bath. And I need to comb my hair. But Arwen liked me better with dirty hair and stubble, she liked to feel that roughness against her cheek. The hobbits are out exploring, I bet Galadriel wants to tell Frodo something. SHE READ RIGHT THROUGH ME!! She read my mind like and open book, turning the pages of my life. *grunt* I don't know where Boromir is, he's probably getting into trouble. I must wake Gimli up and get Boromir out of trouble. The Heir of Isildur, always saving the day.
Oh yeah, I have to watch my back here. Haldir hates me now, he's bound to catch me doing something that I don't want known and tell Arwen.
Though what he might catch me doing, I have NO idea.
February 2nd, 3019,
I think Galadriel wants to keep us here. I bet she has a lot to tell Frodo. I'm keeping Boromir out of trouble pretty well, and I finally took the liberty to shave and wash my hair. Haldir is running around, trying to frame me, I must loose a couple of my arrows in his shoulders, that should stop him pretty bad. He is so annoying!! There is no way, no how, when I die, I will miss him. He challenged my authority in front of everybody!! And then Gimli insulted him really bad, so I had to stop him. I can't wait till we leave. I want to get to the Falls of Rauros but the end of March. But if Galadriel wants us to stay, I can't help that. BLAST STINKING ELVES!!! Then again, I'm half elf. I MISS GANDALF!! He's half-elf too, and he's and Istari. I can't help thinking he's got something up his sleeve.
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Review. PLEASE!!! I beg you.
A/N(s):
I did not mean to turn Aragorn into a hobbit-fancier. He's really cool in the books, they just dented him in the movies. Notice the word dented, not completely destroyed. I like him better in the movies actually.