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February 28th, 3019,
The orcs are actually proving to be quite a challenge. They are moving really fast and constantly changing direction. I just spent half an hour with my ear to the ground, trying to listen. I wonder what Frodo is doing now. It would be nice if I had a palantir to see them in. One of them is rightfully mine anyway. But I am bereft of it, like everything else that is MINE! But the cool thing about this little mission is that I'm finding out exactly how much fun a dwarf and elf can be! Gimli is soooooo funny, he boosts my spirits when they're plonk. And Legolas isn't really reacting, just grinning and carrying on, looking with those eyes. HEY! I got them too you know! It's just that my eyes can see a bit into the future, and his can see ahead. So, I'm just stuck out on here, with an elf, a dwarf and my Ranger smile. I like my smile!! My smile is awesome. Legolas just thinks his smile is sooooo cool kool kewl. That's because all the girls rush to him when he smiles. NOT FAIR!! I'm the ladies man here. Not the crazy elf prince from Mirkwood. Must keep going, I have ORCS TO HUNT!!
February 30th, 3019,
I met the Riders of Rohan today. They were really nice. Except the only part I did not like about them was
a) They stuck their weapons up our throats the before they let us talk.
b) I have really, really, really good reason to believe that they killed Merry and Pippin, along with the orcs, right outside Fangorn Forest.
Those orcs were mine to kill and they came along and killed them!! SO NOT FAIR!! But I like Eomer though. He's pretty cool. He gave me horses, that puts him in my book diary of people that count as human. He says he's going to Edoras. Maybe when I clear up the Merry and Pippin thing, I'll go there too. Someday. Someday.
Wonder if there are any cute girls at Edoras? NOT that I'm eligible mind you.it's just a thought.
One that Arwen would kill me for thinking.
I really hope she doesn't find this.
Or I'm dead meat.
March 1st, 3019,
Oh. My. Holy. Valar. GANDALF IS ALIVE AGAIN!!
Except this time he's Gandalf the White instead of Grey. I'm so happy I could run up and hug everyone in sight!! YES!! Score! Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh. Yes!! And Gandalf says we can ride to Edoras!! Yes! Lets all go to Edoras. But he says we have some serious business to do in Edoras. I don't think so. I just hope they have some good inns there. Inns. Inns. Inns. Aragorn loves innssess. Nice innssess. Fresh, tasty, juicy inssess! Happiness is here!!
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Review. PLEASE!!! I beg you.
A/N(s):
Okay.here you are. These are my other fanfics, just as entertaining as this one. I'm still not done with the Evenstar, and look for the thrilling conclusion to the Night Out trilogy, Royalties Night Out!!
The Evenstar:
Guys Night Out:
Gals Night Out:
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February 28th, 3019,
The orcs are actually proving to be quite a challenge. They are moving really fast and constantly changing direction. I just spent half an hour with my ear to the ground, trying to listen. I wonder what Frodo is doing now. It would be nice if I had a palantir to see them in. One of them is rightfully mine anyway. But I am bereft of it, like everything else that is MINE! But the cool thing about this little mission is that I'm finding out exactly how much fun a dwarf and elf can be! Gimli is soooooo funny, he boosts my spirits when they're plonk. And Legolas isn't really reacting, just grinning and carrying on, looking with those eyes. HEY! I got them too you know! It's just that my eyes can see a bit into the future, and his can see ahead. So, I'm just stuck out on here, with an elf, a dwarf and my Ranger smile. I like my smile!! My smile is awesome. Legolas just thinks his smile is sooooo cool kool kewl. That's because all the girls rush to him when he smiles. NOT FAIR!! I'm the ladies man here. Not the crazy elf prince from Mirkwood. Must keep going, I have ORCS TO HUNT!!
February 30th, 3019,
I met the Riders of Rohan today. They were really nice. Except the only part I did not like about them was
a) They stuck their weapons up our throats the before they let us talk.
b) I have really, really, really good reason to believe that they killed Merry and Pippin, along with the orcs, right outside Fangorn Forest.
Those orcs were mine to kill and they came along and killed them!! SO NOT FAIR!! But I like Eomer though. He's pretty cool. He gave me horses, that puts him in my book diary of people that count as human. He says he's going to Edoras. Maybe when I clear up the Merry and Pippin thing, I'll go there too. Someday. Someday.
Wonder if there are any cute girls at Edoras? NOT that I'm eligible mind you.it's just a thought.
One that Arwen would kill me for thinking.
I really hope she doesn't find this.
Or I'm dead meat.
March 1st, 3019,
Oh. My. Holy. Valar. GANDALF IS ALIVE AGAIN!!
Except this time he's Gandalf the White instead of Grey. I'm so happy I could run up and hug everyone in sight!! YES!! Score! Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh. Yes!! And Gandalf says we can ride to Edoras!! Yes! Lets all go to Edoras. But he says we have some serious business to do in Edoras. I don't think so. I just hope they have some good inns there. Inns. Inns. Inns. Aragorn loves innssess. Nice innssess. Fresh, tasty, juicy inssess! Happiness is here!!
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Review. PLEASE!!! I beg you.
A/N(s):
Okay.here you are. These are my other fanfics, just as entertaining as this one. I'm still not done with the Evenstar, and look for the thrilling conclusion to the Night Out trilogy, Royalties Night Out!!
The Evenstar:
Guys Night Out:
Gals Night Out: