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March 2nd, 3019,
Well, this is awesome!! No really, I'm not being sarcastic, it's fun!! You see, the door people to the Golden Hall of Edoras made us give up our weapons. And Gandalf, being Gandalf, held onto his staff, and persuaded them he needed it to walk. Yeah right. So I had to give up all my stuffs, and Legolas did too, took him longer than all of us put together. And we walked in the Hall. It was a pretty hall, very colorful. And there was the dude dressed in black (messing up the ambiance of the hall if you ask me) who was really mean to us, he told us to go away. But Gandalf, being Gandalf, put his spell thingie on the King (who's ancient.hard to believe I'm older then him and Legolas is too, and Gimli) and jerked him out of this Saruman trance. But, we had to protect Gandalf to make sure no one came in his way while he was performing the spell, so we knocked out all the hall people with no swords. And Legolas showed me this cool trick he did in Moria where you surprise your enemy with a backhand! And Gimli trapped the black guy, his name is Wormtounge. Gandalf freed King Theoden, and Theoden was super stubborn, he said he would not go to war, even though war was upon him. Kings! They're oh so stubborn, and they're into the *what's best for our weak and ailing people* I'll never be like that. And Gandalf is riding away.he told me to meet him at Helm's Deep. Oh! So we are going to war!
Sadly, there are no cute girls here. But one of them, Eowyn, seems to like me. Shall flirt with her in usual fashion.
Morning of March 3rd, 3019,
Theod- King Theoden got all the Rohirrim up this morning. We're heading to Helm's Deep. Legolas says there going to be a battle on the way. How in the name of Valar does he figure these things out? My flirting with the blonde (that's Eowyn) is going quite well, I shall try to pass out on the way to Helm's Deep- that should get her attention. But I will not be weak, I shall wake up and plunge straight into the forthcoming battle. She won't be allowed to fight, she's pretty good with a sword, but she is a girl after all. Wormtounge has been banished, and I am so worried about Merry and Pippin. I hope they're all right. Anyway, must see to the horses. Rohan does mean Land of Horses after all.
I remember Arwen gave me a horse called Roheryn. Maybe that's where this came from.
Arwen.
Arwen.
Ar- blast it! Can't get that blonde off my mind.
Evening of March 3rd, 3019,
Well, I just have to say that Legolas and I predicted quite well. There was a battle on the way to Helm's Deep. And I finally stopped thinking about Arwen, but that blonde asked about my necklace *my pretty, pretty necklace* And then I kinda had no idea what happened, some sort of dream thing. I thought I had passed out, I was in total bliss. But Eowyn told me no, I had not passed out. And as soon as she said that, I heard Legolas screech something about orcs and wargs so I ran ahead. It was a fun, messy, bloody battle. I got VERY badly injured, and fell into a river *my kind has a thing for floating in rivers unconscious or dead* I almost lost the Evenstar too, but Legolas gave it back to me at Helm's Deep. So here I am, sitting here smoking, waiting on the edge of a battle I cannot escape.
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Review. PLEASE!!! I beg you.
A/N(s):
I did not mean for this chapter to go this way, I think Aragorn is finally affecting my thoughts. I have not reached my goal of 60 reviews by the end of January, I am about 20 off ((((. So please review, I will dance on the rooftop. And thanks to all of you who have reviewed well!
OH! Please do check out my other LotR fanfics. Just click on the little button that says Cheesekakke above this, and scroll down. READ!!
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March 2nd, 3019,
Well, this is awesome!! No really, I'm not being sarcastic, it's fun!! You see, the door people to the Golden Hall of Edoras made us give up our weapons. And Gandalf, being Gandalf, held onto his staff, and persuaded them he needed it to walk. Yeah right. So I had to give up all my stuffs, and Legolas did too, took him longer than all of us put together. And we walked in the Hall. It was a pretty hall, very colorful. And there was the dude dressed in black (messing up the ambiance of the hall if you ask me) who was really mean to us, he told us to go away. But Gandalf, being Gandalf, put his spell thingie on the King (who's ancient.hard to believe I'm older then him and Legolas is too, and Gimli) and jerked him out of this Saruman trance. But, we had to protect Gandalf to make sure no one came in his way while he was performing the spell, so we knocked out all the hall people with no swords. And Legolas showed me this cool trick he did in Moria where you surprise your enemy with a backhand! And Gimli trapped the black guy, his name is Wormtounge. Gandalf freed King Theoden, and Theoden was super stubborn, he said he would not go to war, even though war was upon him. Kings! They're oh so stubborn, and they're into the *what's best for our weak and ailing people* I'll never be like that. And Gandalf is riding away.he told me to meet him at Helm's Deep. Oh! So we are going to war!
Sadly, there are no cute girls here. But one of them, Eowyn, seems to like me. Shall flirt with her in usual fashion.
Morning of March 3rd, 3019,
Theod- King Theoden got all the Rohirrim up this morning. We're heading to Helm's Deep. Legolas says there going to be a battle on the way. How in the name of Valar does he figure these things out? My flirting with the blonde (that's Eowyn) is going quite well, I shall try to pass out on the way to Helm's Deep- that should get her attention. But I will not be weak, I shall wake up and plunge straight into the forthcoming battle. She won't be allowed to fight, she's pretty good with a sword, but she is a girl after all. Wormtounge has been banished, and I am so worried about Merry and Pippin. I hope they're all right. Anyway, must see to the horses. Rohan does mean Land of Horses after all.
I remember Arwen gave me a horse called Roheryn. Maybe that's where this came from.
Arwen.
Arwen.
Ar- blast it! Can't get that blonde off my mind.
Evening of March 3rd, 3019,
Well, I just have to say that Legolas and I predicted quite well. There was a battle on the way to Helm's Deep. And I finally stopped thinking about Arwen, but that blonde asked about my necklace *my pretty, pretty necklace* And then I kinda had no idea what happened, some sort of dream thing. I thought I had passed out, I was in total bliss. But Eowyn told me no, I had not passed out. And as soon as she said that, I heard Legolas screech something about orcs and wargs so I ran ahead. It was a fun, messy, bloody battle. I got VERY badly injured, and fell into a river *my kind has a thing for floating in rivers unconscious or dead* I almost lost the Evenstar too, but Legolas gave it back to me at Helm's Deep. So here I am, sitting here smoking, waiting on the edge of a battle I cannot escape.
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Review. PLEASE!!! I beg you.
A/N(s):
I did not mean for this chapter to go this way, I think Aragorn is finally affecting my thoughts. I have not reached my goal of 60 reviews by the end of January, I am about 20 off ((((. So please review, I will dance on the rooftop. And thanks to all of you who have reviewed well!