~ This is Remus
@ This is Sirius
# This is James
* This is Hilary
+ This is Lily
This is Serena
A week later, they still hadn't found the spell, so they went back to the book and found
~Fun with Scissors and Slytherin
~Before I begin the recap of this adventure, allow me to make known to you Lucius Malfoy, aka Blondie. He's a slimy git that runs Slytherin and continually tries to make our lives a living hell. We got sick of this several times, but I feel that this was our best retaliatory move. We had just learned a spell to enable an object to perform its intended purpose without human assistance. With another spectacular idea, the girls came up with the
+Hello, the girls didn't come up with that idea. It was all me. I want credit for what I did.
You didn't have the whole idea. I was the one who thought we should sic it on Malfoy.
~I know all that. I said the girls because you each thought of part of it. But credit where credit is due. Lily thought that we should enchant a pair of scissors while Serena decided we should set it on Blondie. It went off without a hitch and we actually managed to make out without getting a detention. The scissors chopped his hair, Lucius's precious hair, so badly that he had to have it all shaved off. It took him the rest of the year to grow it all back. Watching him walk around with about 4 millimeters of hair on his head was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
"We know that spell. We can do it to Montague. He loves his hair that much. I can't wait." George said dreamily, imagining the results.
"Let's keep reading. I want to find more." Fred said, flipping through the book. "George, look at this." George bent over and read
~Snape's Birthday
~Another Slytherin git is Severus Snape. He thinks he knows everything, especially in Defense Against the Dark Arts. He has awful hair that has never been washed in his life. So, we decided that he must not have enough money for shampoo. We found out when his birthday is and sent him a few bottles of shampoo and conditioner to help him out.
*A few? You sent him a twenty-four pack of each.
~Like I said, a few. We thought that it would be helpful and apparently Snape didn't agree. He told Professor Durway that we had sent it to him, but thankfully, Hilary had put an Untraceable Charm on the gift and the owl. One of our best against Snape.
"We need to do that. It would be hilarious." Fred said enthusiastically.
"First we need to learn how to do an Untraceable Charm and when Snape's birthday is." George reminded him.
"Oh, yeah. Well, we can do that. I hope that his birthday's soon."