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The Battle of March 3rd, 3019,
Just getting ready for *drum roll please* the Battle of Helm's Deep. Haldir showed up a few minutes ago, I ran into his arms and gave him a big hug *see! I am NOT a hobbit-fancier* I'm actually quite happy, fighting alongside elves once more. I actually like ordering people around in Elvish, makes me feel at home, *and them probably too* 10,000 orcs!!!! I'm gonna enjoy this. But I have to be the conservative leader, not fair that Leggy and Gimli get all the fun. Have to go now, must order elves and men (and dwarf) around.
The (really, really early) Morning of March 4th, 3019,
Whew!! What a night. A BRIEF! summary of what I did last night-
1. Tossed Gimli around.
2. Watched Legolas slide down stairs on a shield (how come he gets all the cool stunts?)
3. Yelled a lot.
4. Charged out the front gate obliviating all orcs in my path.
5. Saw Gandalf charge into Helm's Deep with the sunrise.
6. Yelled some more.
So Gandalf's back, we defeated the orcs, and the sun is just up. And now, what we have left to do today and tomorrow-
1. Scream at Saruman
2. Show myself to the public
3. Rescue MY palantir.
4. Give Saruman a headache.
5. Improve my vocabulary.
6. SCREAM AT SAURUMAN!
Well, must go now, must cross half of Rohan.
March 5th, 3019,
Okay, I finally have some time to do this. I didn't really get to do the things on the list, Gandalf did most of the talking, and it was to Treebeard only. We found Merry and Pippin, and Pippin picked up MY palantir and looked into it, I had to save him from it. So Gandalf rode off with Pippin to Minas Tirith, MY city, on top of Shadowfax soon to be MY horse if I become King. And Eowyn came to ME saying I should be there and marry her *fat chance*. I left her weeping, I feel kinda bad. I should go sit on MY rear, and wait for MY signal which tells ME to get off MY rear and move MYself to Minas Tirith, MY city.
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Review. PLEASE!!! I beg you.
A/N(s):
REVIEW!! I want to get 50 (lowered my goal) by the 1st of Feb. And please read my other fanfics and review too, it'll break my heart (and I won't write) if you don't. I know this story with 400 reviews on the ninth chapter. I don't expect that, but 30 would be nice!
OH! Please do check out my other LotR fanfics. Just click on the little button that says Cheesekakke above this, and scroll down. READ!!
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The Battle of March 3rd, 3019,
Just getting ready for *drum roll please* the Battle of Helm's Deep. Haldir showed up a few minutes ago, I ran into his arms and gave him a big hug *see! I am NOT a hobbit-fancier* I'm actually quite happy, fighting alongside elves once more. I actually like ordering people around in Elvish, makes me feel at home, *and them probably too* 10,000 orcs!!!! I'm gonna enjoy this. But I have to be the conservative leader, not fair that Leggy and Gimli get all the fun. Have to go now, must order elves and men (and dwarf) around.
The (really, really early) Morning of March 4th, 3019,
Whew!! What a night. A BRIEF! summary of what I did last night-
1. Tossed Gimli around.
2. Watched Legolas slide down stairs on a shield (how come he gets all the cool stunts?)
3. Yelled a lot.
4. Charged out the front gate obliviating all orcs in my path.
5. Saw Gandalf charge into Helm's Deep with the sunrise.
6. Yelled some more.
So Gandalf's back, we defeated the orcs, and the sun is just up. And now, what we have left to do today and tomorrow-
1. Scream at Saruman
2. Show myself to the public
3. Rescue MY palantir.
4. Give Saruman a headache.
5. Improve my vocabulary.
6. SCREAM AT SAURUMAN!
Well, must go now, must cross half of Rohan.
March 5th, 3019,
Okay, I finally have some time to do this. I didn't really get to do the things on the list, Gandalf did most of the talking, and it was to Treebeard only. We found Merry and Pippin, and Pippin picked up MY palantir and looked into it, I had to save him from it. So Gandalf rode off with Pippin to Minas Tirith, MY city, on top of Shadowfax soon to be MY horse if I become King. And Eowyn came to ME saying I should be there and marry her *fat chance*. I left her weeping, I feel kinda bad. I should go sit on MY rear, and wait for MY signal which tells ME to get off MY rear and move MYself to Minas Tirith, MY city.
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Review. PLEASE!!! I beg you.
A/N(s):
REVIEW!! I want to get 50 (lowered my goal) by the 1st of Feb. And please read my other fanfics and review too, it'll break my heart (and I won't write) if you don't. I know this story with 400 reviews on the ninth chapter. I don't expect that, but 30 would be nice!