The Yaoi Adventures of Hugo And Other Suikoden Weirdness
Disclaimer: Hmm, I still don't own Suikoden III.
Suikoden cast: YAY!!!
Probably something to do with me being broke. Oh well, someday. Anyway, here's the next installment of my insane love for yaoi and total random Suikoden OOCness.
I would also like to thank Lady Roslyn of Harmonia for sending a review. As a gift to you, most gracious lady, you will get your wish with a little Thomas parody. Enjoy.
Adventure #2: You're Only Popular When You're fifteen
Hugo rose early before the sun had a chance peak over the 2D mountain range far in the distance. He remembered the talk he and Goro had yesterday after their, ahem, fun activity. He sat on his bed with a really big grin that you would see on most cute animal anime characters.
"Goro." he sighed goofily.
Suddenly his mind snapped back and he quickly darted toward the door. Peeking out the door the theme to "Mission Impossible" started to play. Hugo rushed out and instantly jumped up to the wall and clung much like a spider would. He raced along soon making the turn toward the grand stairwell. He leaped from one wall to the other and started to make his descent when he noticed two familiar figures come walking out from the direction of the bar.
"Champion senses. tingling." Hugo thought.
It was Ace and Joker, arm-in-arm, holding up large booze bottles in their free hands.
"Ya, that-sh wa-sh sh-ooooo cooooolll." Ace mumbled.
"I kno-uuuuu." Joker seemed to agree.
"That-sh Anne. what a babe-sh."
"To our great-sh abilit-eeee to pick up womeeeeennnn."
The two clinked their bottles and continued by kissing each other on the lips. Hugo dropped and fell on his back, gaping audibly.
Hrmmm? What-sh wa-sh that?" Ace asked not the least bit concerned.
"Ah, damn cockroach-sh. Keep gettin' bigger I sh-ez." Joker answered.
Indeed, Hugo did resemble that of a cockroach, a cockroach that had been excessively attacked by Raid. Though, I, the author, don't think that any poisonous material could have had any match to what Hugo just witnessed.
"Brain. being. raped." the poor, now mentally damaged, Hugo finally spurted as the elder drunks walked off down the basement stairs.
After a long while Hugo regained his senses and wobbled out the front door. He held his head as he regained his natural skin color. He then heard a familiar voice and looked down to see Kokoru looking up at him with his usual cute smiling doggy face.
"Hey there, boy. You wanna play? Sorry, I have other things to do, emphasis on the "do". Could we play later?"
Kokoru looked at him sullenly. Hugo couldn't say no to such a sad face. Looking around he found a small stick by his feet and picked it up. He stood up and threw the stick over the wall toward Mamie's outdoor diner. Kokoru perked up and ran over to the wall. After much contemplation (from a dog? HAH!) Kokoru looked back at Hugo.
"Go around and down the stairs. Come on." Hugo encouraged.
Kokoru cocked his head but then brightened as a light bulb lit up over his face.
"Ouch! Is that, like, a two-hundred watt light bulb?" Hugo winced while covering his face with his arm.
Kokoru walked up the stone porch and then leapt up to the top of the wall. Then, to Hugo's horror, he jumped off the wall to most likely plummet to little doggy doom. Hugo stared shocked, he didn't have the courage to look over the edge.
"Um, right. On my way now."
Giving one last glance back Hugo continued walking down the path leading to the inn. He looked around once to see if the coast was clear. All he saw was Hallek sprawled out and sleeping in the middle of the field of Budehuc castle. Hugo shook his head, that Hallek certainly was weird. As he passed by he heard Hallek mumbling some dream.
"No, mommy. not Mr. Snuffles. Oh. thank you. I like. fit good. frilly."
Hugo decided to quicken his pace just so not to sustain another migraine like before. He crept slowly down the next stairs leading to Juan's training center. Peering over the stone wall he saw Barts getting ready to plant some more seeds. Smiling evily to himself he got up and walked the rest of the way in a very smug and seductive manner.
"Hello, Barts," Hugo greeted.
"Huh? Oh, Hugo? What are you doing up so early?"
"Weeeeeell, I thought you might want some company," the young Karayan said in a most suspiciously innocent way.
"Oh, OK. Thanks, but, there really isn't anything that interesting about farming if you're just watching."
"Who said I was going to watch you plant seeds," Hugo grabbed Barts in a tight hug, "How 'bout I plant my seed in you?"
And with that, Barts gave a smile so grand. His cheeks were like roses - er - sorry, that was a Christmas poem. But, yay, you get the idea that Barts went against all normal characterization and let Hugo use him in very naughty and, if I might add, even naughtier ways.
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Later on in the day, everyone was bustling about. Thomas thought this a perfect opportunity to meet some of the new recruitments. He walked past Martha who seemed very happy these days with all the money spending happening at her ticket booth.
"Hi there sweety." Martha waved cheerfully.
"Hello Ms. Martha," Thomas returned the greeting.
"Oh, Thomas! Good morning!" Cecile yelled as she raced over to meet him.
"Hey Thomas! Sanae called as she came over as well.
"Ah, ya cute little boy, there ya ah!" Kathy greeted in that cool southern accent of hers.
"Yay! It's Thomas!" a random fangirl squealed.
"He's so adorable!" yet another fangirl squealed.
"I wanna pet 'im!" a third fangirl said, equealing as well.
"Whee! Thomas!" a fourth fangirl, believe it or not, squealed.
Soon, Thomas was surrounded by just about every female recruit and fangirl imaginable. They started petting him and hugging all the while telling him how cute he was. Becoming very scared due to all the attention he struggled to free himself. Finally, he burst from the crowd.
"Quick! He's getting away!" Yuri shouted.
All the women ran after him with broad smiles and cooed at him sweetly.
"Help me!" Thomas screamed as he ran past Percival with the huge gaggle of woman and now even greater number of fangirls hot on his trail.
Percival only watched annoyed, one eyebrow twitching. ever. so. slightly.
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Mel stood, face-to-face, with Sgt. Joe. Her face wrinkled in deep concentration. Suddenly, she jumped up and pointed Branky at Sgt. Joe.
"I command you to say "cookie"!"
Sgt. Side glanced for a second before returning his gaze to the crazy child before him. With a roll of his eyes he spoke.
"Gookie."
"No, no! Cookie! See! Put emphasis on the "C"!"
I did say "gookie", OK."
"No you didn't! You said "gookie"!"
"Look kid, I don't have lips! I think the problem with my speech is just a little obvious, OK. So, just get off my case!"
"Oh, please try, Mr. Sgt. Joe!" Mel pleaded very sugary-like.
"No! Now get away from me you little hyperactive nutcase!"
Mel didn't know what hyperactive meant but, all the same, figured she had just been insulted. She held Branky out in front of her like a gun, or rather, the posture would have been like a gun had they been invented yet.
"Devil's Doll!" she shrieked as a random streak of green light twisted around her.
Realizing what she was doing Sgt. Joe turned on one web and shot off at top mallard speed.
"Wait! You can't get away from me that easily!" Mel yelled hot on the duck soldier's tail.
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Luce sat quietly on a nicely fashioned rocking chair. She hummed a cheerful little tune while knitting, what appeared to be, a pair of Krayan pants. After Hugo had shown her a weird rip on the crotch area of his pants she agreed to fix them for him. In the meantime she gave him a pair of Billy's pants until the repairs were done.
"I swear, children rip their clothing in the oddest places," she murmured to herself while stringing a long purple thread through the poomfy pants.
At one point she felt a small tug on the thread she was using and looked up to see Fubar, on his back, playing with the ball of thread. She smiled; it was cute to see Fubar like that.
"Ah, you cute griffin. Just don't pull too hard, OK?"
Luce went back to her knitting while returning to humming her song, "Back Street's Back", in case you were wondering. It didn't take long before Fubar accidentally tugged a little too hard. Luce looked up a bit peeved until she noticed the distressed look on the big griffin. Getting up she went over to pry the ball of twine out from the griffin's claw.
"OK, Fubar, put your claw up."
Fubar did as he was commanded and Luce tried pulling on the ball. Not realizing it she hurt Fubar who shrieked highly. Knocking over Luce Fubar ran towards the door but not before Luce was able to grab the thread again. Fubar did not notice and crashed through the door.
"What the.?" was the last thing Nash said before being pile driven through the wall next to him.
"Wahhhhh!!! Fubar, stop!" Luce tried calling out but it had no effect to the insane creature dragging her along.
Luce bounced all about the corridor.
"Damn 3D environment! Nothing is breakable!"
After this statement the author realized that he had made Nash get pummeled through a wall not too long before this scene. Thinking for a bit the author reached into his box o' plot holes and through one into the story.
"Ahhh!" Lilly shrieked in double terror seeing Fubar running after her and noticing a plot hole spinning toward her.
The snotty girl quickly ducked just in time to see the dastardly hole go whizzing over her head. Unfortunately, she this didn't give her enough time to dodge the winged freight train headed straight for her. Fubar hit with the force of about three-hundred unladed swallows, not that, I, the author, would really know that, but it sounded funny, and sent Lilly flying over the railing. Fubar, as well as Luce, went careening through the railing and fell to the floor below. Lilly was lucky enough to grab onto the large crystal chandelier. After knocking himself out by, not slamming into the floor necessarily, having Luce land on his head Fubar lay silent while breathing slowly. Luce held her head in slight pain but was glad she landed on something soft. Viki on the other hand poked her head out of her mirror to see if the coast was clear. Sighing to herself she spoke sarcastically.
"Well, you don't see that everyday."
"Hey! A little help here!" Lilly called down in her usual peevish manner.
The author answered, very sweetly, with another plot hole that sliced right through the chandelier's ceiling chain. It was at this moment that Lilly realized the author didn't like her very much.
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Dupa, Shiba, and Bazba walked up to Peggy at Peggy's shop.
"Yo! Homey-G!" Dupa called out to Peggy.
"Mo fo! How it be in the crib!?" Peggy greeted back.
"Oh, my shizzy! It iggly biggly!" Dupa resonded.
"Yay! Hootie ma toootie!" Bazba agreed.
"Ba ginnie Minnie!" Shiba backed up.
"Huh?" the three other lizards asked in unison.
"Um, bibity-bobity-boo?" Shiba corrected himself.
"Ah, oolie poolie and this little piggy went to market, foo!"
And with that cancer was cured, a kitten was saved from drowning, a family was gifted with a new born baby, Aeris didn't die, Knuckles got over his stupid gullibility, Link finally got to kiss Zelda, and Gillaume suddenly transformed into a super hot bishi. Oops. Sorry about that last part, I'm an author after all, fantasy is one thing but miracles are completely different.
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Hugo sat sadly next to Kokoro's doghouse.
"Man, how am I gonna explain this to Alanis?" he moaned
He looked disdainfully down at his baggy pants that smelled a little.
"Man, doesn't Billy ever wash his cloths?"
Hugo was too depressed as he looked at Kokoru's doghouse. His attention was averted by Thomas running by with a large hoard of fangirls chasing him, but only for a second. He felt so bad. If only he had realized how stupid Kokoru really was he never would've thrown that stick. Suddenly, a stick hit him hard on the side of the head. Hugo turned to see Kokoru, standing on his hind legs no doubt, and flipping a rock in his dominant right paw.
"Oh, uh, hi, Kokoru." Hugo stuttered.
Kokoru made one step forward. Hugo felt a large bead of sweat roll down his head. Kokoru took another step forward.
"Now, Kokoru, I know it looked like I was trying to kill you, but, you gotta believe me when I say this: I didn't mean it!" Hugo wailed as he got up and put his hands in front of him as if to say: Get away from me you crazy animal that might have rabies but we don't know because you're a stray.
Kokoru's eyes flared and he wound up his leg (arm now?) and threw the rock with such skill that it would make Nomar Garcia proud. Hugo quickly dodged the stone as it hit the stone wall shattering into dust.
"Nya, nya! Ya missed me!" Hugo taunted while stepping back toward the stairs leading to Mamie's outdoor diner. Unfortunately, Hugo forgot he was wearing oversized pants and stepped on the hem. He tripped backwards but despite his frantic try to right himself he went tumbling down the stairs. Kokoru rushed over to watch Hugo tumble to the ground.
"Ow ow ow ow ow ow! OW! Oh, ow ow! OW ow OW! Help me! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!!! 0\/\/!!!1 Ouchies! Mommy! Oh, spirits, make the hurting stop! Ahhhhhh! My spleen!"
After Hugo made a rather sickening crunch the small dog stood for a few seconds recollecting on his sudden luck. Kokoru then looked at the screen and wagged his tail. The good ol' fashioned cartoon ending circle closed in and Kokoru jumped up to grab it with his paws.
"Bark, bark!" he barked happily and the story came to an end with cute cartoon doggy music.
THE END
After Words: Ah, only a day after I wrote the first one and I finish the second part. It feels good to have a muse these days. Man, this one is even longer than the last. Whoopee! Heh, couldn't help myself with the rap talk. When I did that with Bazba in the first adventure I knew I had caught onto something good. Once again, thanks to our dear lady of Harmonia. Maybe next time I'll put in Sasarai, hee hee. So, until next time. Send me reviews, suggestions, money. You never know, you might get a nice surprise in the adventures to come (especially if you pay me in large wads of bills).
-TrekTournament
Disclaimer: Hmm, I still don't own Suikoden III.
Suikoden cast: YAY!!!
Probably something to do with me being broke. Oh well, someday. Anyway, here's the next installment of my insane love for yaoi and total random Suikoden OOCness.
I would also like to thank Lady Roslyn of Harmonia for sending a review. As a gift to you, most gracious lady, you will get your wish with a little Thomas parody. Enjoy.
Adventure #2: You're Only Popular When You're fifteen
Hugo rose early before the sun had a chance peak over the 2D mountain range far in the distance. He remembered the talk he and Goro had yesterday after their, ahem, fun activity. He sat on his bed with a really big grin that you would see on most cute animal anime characters.
"Goro." he sighed goofily.
Suddenly his mind snapped back and he quickly darted toward the door. Peeking out the door the theme to "Mission Impossible" started to play. Hugo rushed out and instantly jumped up to the wall and clung much like a spider would. He raced along soon making the turn toward the grand stairwell. He leaped from one wall to the other and started to make his descent when he noticed two familiar figures come walking out from the direction of the bar.
"Champion senses. tingling." Hugo thought.
It was Ace and Joker, arm-in-arm, holding up large booze bottles in their free hands.
"Ya, that-sh wa-sh sh-ooooo cooooolll." Ace mumbled.
"I kno-uuuuu." Joker seemed to agree.
"That-sh Anne. what a babe-sh."
"To our great-sh abilit-eeee to pick up womeeeeennnn."
The two clinked their bottles and continued by kissing each other on the lips. Hugo dropped and fell on his back, gaping audibly.
Hrmmm? What-sh wa-sh that?" Ace asked not the least bit concerned.
"Ah, damn cockroach-sh. Keep gettin' bigger I sh-ez." Joker answered.
Indeed, Hugo did resemble that of a cockroach, a cockroach that had been excessively attacked by Raid. Though, I, the author, don't think that any poisonous material could have had any match to what Hugo just witnessed.
"Brain. being. raped." the poor, now mentally damaged, Hugo finally spurted as the elder drunks walked off down the basement stairs.
After a long while Hugo regained his senses and wobbled out the front door. He held his head as he regained his natural skin color. He then heard a familiar voice and looked down to see Kokoru looking up at him with his usual cute smiling doggy face.
"Hey there, boy. You wanna play? Sorry, I have other things to do, emphasis on the "do". Could we play later?"
Kokoru looked at him sullenly. Hugo couldn't say no to such a sad face. Looking around he found a small stick by his feet and picked it up. He stood up and threw the stick over the wall toward Mamie's outdoor diner. Kokoru perked up and ran over to the wall. After much contemplation (from a dog? HAH!) Kokoru looked back at Hugo.
"Go around and down the stairs. Come on." Hugo encouraged.
Kokoru cocked his head but then brightened as a light bulb lit up over his face.
"Ouch! Is that, like, a two-hundred watt light bulb?" Hugo winced while covering his face with his arm.
Kokoru walked up the stone porch and then leapt up to the top of the wall. Then, to Hugo's horror, he jumped off the wall to most likely plummet to little doggy doom. Hugo stared shocked, he didn't have the courage to look over the edge.
"Um, right. On my way now."
Giving one last glance back Hugo continued walking down the path leading to the inn. He looked around once to see if the coast was clear. All he saw was Hallek sprawled out and sleeping in the middle of the field of Budehuc castle. Hugo shook his head, that Hallek certainly was weird. As he passed by he heard Hallek mumbling some dream.
"No, mommy. not Mr. Snuffles. Oh. thank you. I like. fit good. frilly."
Hugo decided to quicken his pace just so not to sustain another migraine like before. He crept slowly down the next stairs leading to Juan's training center. Peering over the stone wall he saw Barts getting ready to plant some more seeds. Smiling evily to himself he got up and walked the rest of the way in a very smug and seductive manner.
"Hello, Barts," Hugo greeted.
"Huh? Oh, Hugo? What are you doing up so early?"
"Weeeeeell, I thought you might want some company," the young Karayan said in a most suspiciously innocent way.
"Oh, OK. Thanks, but, there really isn't anything that interesting about farming if you're just watching."
"Who said I was going to watch you plant seeds," Hugo grabbed Barts in a tight hug, "How 'bout I plant my seed in you?"
And with that, Barts gave a smile so grand. His cheeks were like roses - er - sorry, that was a Christmas poem. But, yay, you get the idea that Barts went against all normal characterization and let Hugo use him in very naughty and, if I might add, even naughtier ways.
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Later on in the day, everyone was bustling about. Thomas thought this a perfect opportunity to meet some of the new recruitments. He walked past Martha who seemed very happy these days with all the money spending happening at her ticket booth.
"Hi there sweety." Martha waved cheerfully.
"Hello Ms. Martha," Thomas returned the greeting.
"Oh, Thomas! Good morning!" Cecile yelled as she raced over to meet him.
"Hey Thomas! Sanae called as she came over as well.
"Ah, ya cute little boy, there ya ah!" Kathy greeted in that cool southern accent of hers.
"Yay! It's Thomas!" a random fangirl squealed.
"He's so adorable!" yet another fangirl squealed.
"I wanna pet 'im!" a third fangirl said, equealing as well.
"Whee! Thomas!" a fourth fangirl, believe it or not, squealed.
Soon, Thomas was surrounded by just about every female recruit and fangirl imaginable. They started petting him and hugging all the while telling him how cute he was. Becoming very scared due to all the attention he struggled to free himself. Finally, he burst from the crowd.
"Quick! He's getting away!" Yuri shouted.
All the women ran after him with broad smiles and cooed at him sweetly.
"Help me!" Thomas screamed as he ran past Percival with the huge gaggle of woman and now even greater number of fangirls hot on his trail.
Percival only watched annoyed, one eyebrow twitching. ever. so. slightly.
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Mel stood, face-to-face, with Sgt. Joe. Her face wrinkled in deep concentration. Suddenly, she jumped up and pointed Branky at Sgt. Joe.
"I command you to say "cookie"!"
Sgt. Side glanced for a second before returning his gaze to the crazy child before him. With a roll of his eyes he spoke.
"Gookie."
"No, no! Cookie! See! Put emphasis on the "C"!"
I did say "gookie", OK."
"No you didn't! You said "gookie"!"
"Look kid, I don't have lips! I think the problem with my speech is just a little obvious, OK. So, just get off my case!"
"Oh, please try, Mr. Sgt. Joe!" Mel pleaded very sugary-like.
"No! Now get away from me you little hyperactive nutcase!"
Mel didn't know what hyperactive meant but, all the same, figured she had just been insulted. She held Branky out in front of her like a gun, or rather, the posture would have been like a gun had they been invented yet.
"Devil's Doll!" she shrieked as a random streak of green light twisted around her.
Realizing what she was doing Sgt. Joe turned on one web and shot off at top mallard speed.
"Wait! You can't get away from me that easily!" Mel yelled hot on the duck soldier's tail.
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Luce sat quietly on a nicely fashioned rocking chair. She hummed a cheerful little tune while knitting, what appeared to be, a pair of Krayan pants. After Hugo had shown her a weird rip on the crotch area of his pants she agreed to fix them for him. In the meantime she gave him a pair of Billy's pants until the repairs were done.
"I swear, children rip their clothing in the oddest places," she murmured to herself while stringing a long purple thread through the poomfy pants.
At one point she felt a small tug on the thread she was using and looked up to see Fubar, on his back, playing with the ball of thread. She smiled; it was cute to see Fubar like that.
"Ah, you cute griffin. Just don't pull too hard, OK?"
Luce went back to her knitting while returning to humming her song, "Back Street's Back", in case you were wondering. It didn't take long before Fubar accidentally tugged a little too hard. Luce looked up a bit peeved until she noticed the distressed look on the big griffin. Getting up she went over to pry the ball of twine out from the griffin's claw.
"OK, Fubar, put your claw up."
Fubar did as he was commanded and Luce tried pulling on the ball. Not realizing it she hurt Fubar who shrieked highly. Knocking over Luce Fubar ran towards the door but not before Luce was able to grab the thread again. Fubar did not notice and crashed through the door.
"What the.?" was the last thing Nash said before being pile driven through the wall next to him.
"Wahhhhh!!! Fubar, stop!" Luce tried calling out but it had no effect to the insane creature dragging her along.
Luce bounced all about the corridor.
"Damn 3D environment! Nothing is breakable!"
After this statement the author realized that he had made Nash get pummeled through a wall not too long before this scene. Thinking for a bit the author reached into his box o' plot holes and through one into the story.
"Ahhh!" Lilly shrieked in double terror seeing Fubar running after her and noticing a plot hole spinning toward her.
The snotty girl quickly ducked just in time to see the dastardly hole go whizzing over her head. Unfortunately, she this didn't give her enough time to dodge the winged freight train headed straight for her. Fubar hit with the force of about three-hundred unladed swallows, not that, I, the author, would really know that, but it sounded funny, and sent Lilly flying over the railing. Fubar, as well as Luce, went careening through the railing and fell to the floor below. Lilly was lucky enough to grab onto the large crystal chandelier. After knocking himself out by, not slamming into the floor necessarily, having Luce land on his head Fubar lay silent while breathing slowly. Luce held her head in slight pain but was glad she landed on something soft. Viki on the other hand poked her head out of her mirror to see if the coast was clear. Sighing to herself she spoke sarcastically.
"Well, you don't see that everyday."
"Hey! A little help here!" Lilly called down in her usual peevish manner.
The author answered, very sweetly, with another plot hole that sliced right through the chandelier's ceiling chain. It was at this moment that Lilly realized the author didn't like her very much.
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Dupa, Shiba, and Bazba walked up to Peggy at Peggy's shop.
"Yo! Homey-G!" Dupa called out to Peggy.
"Mo fo! How it be in the crib!?" Peggy greeted back.
"Oh, my shizzy! It iggly biggly!" Dupa resonded.
"Yay! Hootie ma toootie!" Bazba agreed.
"Ba ginnie Minnie!" Shiba backed up.
"Huh?" the three other lizards asked in unison.
"Um, bibity-bobity-boo?" Shiba corrected himself.
"Ah, oolie poolie and this little piggy went to market, foo!"
And with that cancer was cured, a kitten was saved from drowning, a family was gifted with a new born baby, Aeris didn't die, Knuckles got over his stupid gullibility, Link finally got to kiss Zelda, and Gillaume suddenly transformed into a super hot bishi. Oops. Sorry about that last part, I'm an author after all, fantasy is one thing but miracles are completely different.
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Hugo sat sadly next to Kokoro's doghouse.
"Man, how am I gonna explain this to Alanis?" he moaned
He looked disdainfully down at his baggy pants that smelled a little.
"Man, doesn't Billy ever wash his cloths?"
Hugo was too depressed as he looked at Kokoru's doghouse. His attention was averted by Thomas running by with a large hoard of fangirls chasing him, but only for a second. He felt so bad. If only he had realized how stupid Kokoru really was he never would've thrown that stick. Suddenly, a stick hit him hard on the side of the head. Hugo turned to see Kokoru, standing on his hind legs no doubt, and flipping a rock in his dominant right paw.
"Oh, uh, hi, Kokoru." Hugo stuttered.
Kokoru made one step forward. Hugo felt a large bead of sweat roll down his head. Kokoru took another step forward.
"Now, Kokoru, I know it looked like I was trying to kill you, but, you gotta believe me when I say this: I didn't mean it!" Hugo wailed as he got up and put his hands in front of him as if to say: Get away from me you crazy animal that might have rabies but we don't know because you're a stray.
Kokoru's eyes flared and he wound up his leg (arm now?) and threw the rock with such skill that it would make Nomar Garcia proud. Hugo quickly dodged the stone as it hit the stone wall shattering into dust.
"Nya, nya! Ya missed me!" Hugo taunted while stepping back toward the stairs leading to Mamie's outdoor diner. Unfortunately, Hugo forgot he was wearing oversized pants and stepped on the hem. He tripped backwards but despite his frantic try to right himself he went tumbling down the stairs. Kokoru rushed over to watch Hugo tumble to the ground.
"Ow ow ow ow ow ow! OW! Oh, ow ow! OW ow OW! Help me! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!!! 0\/\/!!!1 Ouchies! Mommy! Oh, spirits, make the hurting stop! Ahhhhhh! My spleen!"
After Hugo made a rather sickening crunch the small dog stood for a few seconds recollecting on his sudden luck. Kokoru then looked at the screen and wagged his tail. The good ol' fashioned cartoon ending circle closed in and Kokoru jumped up to grab it with his paws.
"Bark, bark!" he barked happily and the story came to an end with cute cartoon doggy music.
THE END
After Words: Ah, only a day after I wrote the first one and I finish the second part. It feels good to have a muse these days. Man, this one is even longer than the last. Whoopee! Heh, couldn't help myself with the rap talk. When I did that with Bazba in the first adventure I knew I had caught onto something good. Once again, thanks to our dear lady of Harmonia. Maybe next time I'll put in Sasarai, hee hee. So, until next time. Send me reviews, suggestions, money. You never know, you might get a nice surprise in the adventures to come (especially if you pay me in large wads of bills).
-TrekTournament