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Early, early morning of March 16, 3019,
So, I was summoned to the Houses of Healing this eve. That was kinda freaky, Ioreth made me feel bad, trying to tell me I was stupid and didn't know anything. I mean, she called athelas kingsfoil!! Which educated person would do that? She obviously doesn't have a Harvard degree in herbology. Oh, Eowyn seriously needs to go to the Gap of Rohan; those pants are soo, NOT designer. And Faramir was a cool patient, he was super servanty, yes, my lord, no, my lord, piss in a pan, my lord. I had to breathe on the athelas and stick it in water to make it work. I feel sorry for those poor plants having to endure my stinky breath and a scalding swim all in the same day. I stuck it (the plant) on everyone's forehead (nothing compared to mine...people usually kill for my sexy forehead) and made sure they took the fumes in. I called Faramir out his slumber thingie in the border between life and death, Eomer called Eowyn out of the thingie, and Pippin got to make his foolish self-useful and call out Merry out of his stupor. Merry wanted food the moment he woke, I was surprised. note the sarcasm And then he wanted a pipe, then went all weepy, and said that the last thing he spoke to Theoden about was pipe-leaf. Oh, Theoden died yesterday along with some of Gondor and Rohan's armies. He was kewl, even though he defied my kingship and trustworthiness of the Gondorians more than allowed when speaking to such a man. (myself) We plan to have a little council later today, trying to figure out what to do in such dark, and deep and evil times. I have a strong feeling that this little quest is gonna turn out wicked! I also figured (using my brilliant fore-sighted-ness) that war is raging in Lothlorien and Mirkwood, I think. See, that's the problem with having this gift, you never know if you can trust it. And if you can't trust your own disturbing visions...what can you trust?!? Oh, I had a funky vision of the Evenstar breaking. Isn't mithril supposed to be virtually unbreakable? Like that coat of Frodo's? I wonder what happened to it, I think he took it, and then he could be captured, and all hope lost. Wait...I'm hope!! That means when people say there is no blinking hope, they mean I don't exist!?! checks FotR, TTT and RotK script. Hey, wait, that's practically everyone. Except for Legolas strokes Legolas action figure Might as well head to the debate council thingie, all us new kings and rulers shall have to get adjusted.
Evening of March 16, 3019,
A diversion! That's all he can say!! throws Legolas plastic action figure mentioned in previous entry into the fire where the plastic burns quickly While I was standing there, trying to exercise regal vocabulary, the Prince of Mirkwood, had to paraphrase my whole fancy explanation into two short words. A-diversion!!! Anyway, we came to a conclusion that we had to divert Sauron's attention from the Ring and Frodo to us. Ever since we (I) let those ghost people go (at the Fields, Gimli was right, very handy in a tight spot these lads are indeed!) we are sorely lacking in numbers to hold all other hostilities at bay. So we are gathering troops, (I can bet my future crown that Sauron is too) to meet the army in war to distract HIM! I'm probably gonna die, and then He's gonna find Frodo and take over Middle-Earth, but I won't care 'cause I'll be dead!! evil laugh But Gandalf the White had to point out that Sauron is the smartest villain after the birth of evil, Morgoth himself (and with good reason, Sauron was Morgoth's servant) and he might not take the bait. But I was positive and all for it, like Legolas and Eomer and Gimli. Well, Gimli had a strange view on it. "Certainty of death! Small chance of success! What are we waiting for?!" Yeah Gimli! Give 'em blood n'vinegar! We'll be sending the message out to the troops tonight, and we expect to be at the Black Gates by the 25th of March. I do hope everything turns out all right and it's all kewl and awesome, and happy.
March 21, 3019,
So, I was like, whoa. And then Leggy was like, whoa. And then Eomer was like, whoa! I've never actually seen the Black Gates, but they're definitely on the, 'Sights to see in Middle-Earth' list, even if it is for evil. The evil gates are in plain view right now, and I think it's going to take at least another 3 days to cross this mountainy terrain. I really hope that, this turns out all right, because if it doesn't, Elrond will make sure that there's Mordor to pay! I can't write right now, I have to make the two hobbits (who brought them along?) don't get into any trouble.
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Review. PLEASE!!! I beg you.
A/N(s): The chocolate took hold of my brain and told me to sleep for sometime. I will be finishing this before I go on vacation in two weeks so, thank you for staying and bearing with me!
OH! Please do check out my other LotR fanfics. Just click on the little button that says Cheesekakke above this, and scroll down. READ!!
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Early, early morning of March 16, 3019,
So, I was summoned to the Houses of Healing this eve. That was kinda freaky, Ioreth made me feel bad, trying to tell me I was stupid and didn't know anything. I mean, she called athelas kingsfoil!! Which educated person would do that? She obviously doesn't have a Harvard degree in herbology. Oh, Eowyn seriously needs to go to the Gap of Rohan; those pants are soo, NOT designer. And Faramir was a cool patient, he was super servanty, yes, my lord, no, my lord, piss in a pan, my lord. I had to breathe on the athelas and stick it in water to make it work. I feel sorry for those poor plants having to endure my stinky breath and a scalding swim all in the same day. I stuck it (the plant) on everyone's forehead (nothing compared to mine...people usually kill for my sexy forehead) and made sure they took the fumes in. I called Faramir out his slumber thingie in the border between life and death, Eomer called Eowyn out of the thingie, and Pippin got to make his foolish self-useful and call out Merry out of his stupor. Merry wanted food the moment he woke, I was surprised. note the sarcasm And then he wanted a pipe, then went all weepy, and said that the last thing he spoke to Theoden about was pipe-leaf. Oh, Theoden died yesterday along with some of Gondor and Rohan's armies. He was kewl, even though he defied my kingship and trustworthiness of the Gondorians more than allowed when speaking to such a man. (myself) We plan to have a little council later today, trying to figure out what to do in such dark, and deep and evil times. I have a strong feeling that this little quest is gonna turn out wicked! I also figured (using my brilliant fore-sighted-ness) that war is raging in Lothlorien and Mirkwood, I think. See, that's the problem with having this gift, you never know if you can trust it. And if you can't trust your own disturbing visions...what can you trust?!? Oh, I had a funky vision of the Evenstar breaking. Isn't mithril supposed to be virtually unbreakable? Like that coat of Frodo's? I wonder what happened to it, I think he took it, and then he could be captured, and all hope lost. Wait...I'm hope!! That means when people say there is no blinking hope, they mean I don't exist!?! checks FotR, TTT and RotK script. Hey, wait, that's practically everyone. Except for Legolas strokes Legolas action figure Might as well head to the debate council thingie, all us new kings and rulers shall have to get adjusted.
Evening of March 16, 3019,
A diversion! That's all he can say!! throws Legolas plastic action figure mentioned in previous entry into the fire where the plastic burns quickly While I was standing there, trying to exercise regal vocabulary, the Prince of Mirkwood, had to paraphrase my whole fancy explanation into two short words. A-diversion!!! Anyway, we came to a conclusion that we had to divert Sauron's attention from the Ring and Frodo to us. Ever since we (I) let those ghost people go (at the Fields, Gimli was right, very handy in a tight spot these lads are indeed!) we are sorely lacking in numbers to hold all other hostilities at bay. So we are gathering troops, (I can bet my future crown that Sauron is too) to meet the army in war to distract HIM! I'm probably gonna die, and then He's gonna find Frodo and take over Middle-Earth, but I won't care 'cause I'll be dead!! evil laugh But Gandalf the White had to point out that Sauron is the smartest villain after the birth of evil, Morgoth himself (and with good reason, Sauron was Morgoth's servant) and he might not take the bait. But I was positive and all for it, like Legolas and Eomer and Gimli. Well, Gimli had a strange view on it. "Certainty of death! Small chance of success! What are we waiting for?!" Yeah Gimli! Give 'em blood n'vinegar! We'll be sending the message out to the troops tonight, and we expect to be at the Black Gates by the 25th of March. I do hope everything turns out all right and it's all kewl and awesome, and happy.
March 21, 3019,
So, I was like, whoa. And then Leggy was like, whoa. And then Eomer was like, whoa! I've never actually seen the Black Gates, but they're definitely on the, 'Sights to see in Middle-Earth' list, even if it is for evil. The evil gates are in plain view right now, and I think it's going to take at least another 3 days to cross this mountainy terrain. I really hope that, this turns out all right, because if it doesn't, Elrond will make sure that there's Mordor to pay! I can't write right now, I have to make the two hobbits (who brought them along?) don't get into any trouble.
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Review. PLEASE!!! I beg you.
A/N(s): The chocolate took hold of my brain and told me to sleep for sometime. I will be finishing this before I go on vacation in two weeks so, thank you for staying and bearing with me!