The Yaoi Adventures of Hugo And Other Suikoden Weirdness
Disclaimer: Guess what!? I STILL don't own Suikoden! Anyways, been a while since I updated. I've been busy. . . Anyways, guess what everyone! It's Fred's birthday! And you can imagine what our silly crew of yaoi lovers have planned for him. Eheeheheeheeheheheheeheheheeeee!!!
Adventure #5: Go Freddy! It's Your Birthday!
It was a warm morning, birds chirped beautifully, flowers bloomed, care bears frolicked on the clouds, and the entire Budehuc castle was busy preparing for a certain knight's birthday. Mamie and some volunteers were baking a huge cake, many of the acrobatic recruits were hanging up decorations and others were cleaning about the castle.
"I refuse!" the hotheaded Lilly shouted, "I refuse to. . ."
The author, who decided to make a surprise visit, held up a ridiculously large and sharp pencil.
". . . NOT help on this most glorious of occasions!"
Lilly quickly grabbed a cute little apron from Shizu and went right into dusting some random vase. The author grinned devilishly.
"I'm so glad he came. Things have been so much more peaceful around here now that he keeps Lilly under check," the good natured Anne spoke up as she hung a cute bow upon the wall.
"I agree. And he's rather cute too," Nei smiled sweetly at the author.
The author smiled despite knowing that he was making himself look like a loser by having fictional women flirt with him.
Meanwhile, off in one of the many rooms of the castle a very embarrassed Fred stood in front of his best friend Rico. Fred wore, amazingly, some rather ordinary clothing consisting of basically a silk white t-shirt, some finely crafted beige khakis, and rather nice looking sneakers.
"Oh, come on, Fred. You can't be that embarrassed," Rico giggled.
"Yay, but, you don't have to wear the crown. . ." the pouty knight pouted.
"Oh, you know it's apart of our tradition that all male knights must wear the crown of birthdayness on their twentieth birthday."
"Yay, but it looks like that silly crown Vigo Morten had to wear in Return of the King."
"Now, now, don't go bringing in futuristic pop culture references."
"But I don't wanna wear the crown, mommy!"
"Now, you do as I say, young man, or no cake for you!"
Upon hearing this most horrible of threats Fred shut up and did as he was told.
"Now that's a good boy," Rico cooed as she patted Fred on the head and made him jump up for a Freddy snack, "OK, let's go see how everyone is doing."
"Right, Raggy. . . ahem. . . I mean, OK!"
The two left the room and headed out to the top of the staircase to announce his coming out.
"I am not gay!" Fred yelled at the author.
The author ignored him and carried on. When Rico reached the stairs she called out to everyone below.
"Hey, everybody! The birthday boy is here!"
Looking up the entire room lit up with enthusiasm. Nearly every female in the room fainted after seeing Fred.
"Jesus Christ! He's hot!" Shabon yelled before keeling over.
"See? I told you it would be alright," Rico said as she leaned into Fred's face.
Fred backed off slightly feeling a bit of cold sweat fall down the side of his head.
"Um, I guess so," he said as he eyed all the comatose broads on the floor below him.
Soon, all the women were roused from their slumber.
"I dreamed Fred and I had wild sex," Lilly spoke as she awoke.
. . .
"What!?"
. . .
"Hey! Answer me!"
The author drew a giant cage around Lilly and threw her into the cellar.
"Agoneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"Yay! Now my birthday is perfect!" Fred squealed.
Fred was then escorted by many of the female inhabitants now magically dressed in very skimpy outfits. Though, he seemed to enjoy himself, Fred felt there was something missing, something he wanted. But, what could it be. . .?
"That's where we come in!" Hugo said as he pulled the camera over to face him.
"That's right! Hey, author, you got everything ready?" Aila chimes in.
Author holds up a small script and hands it to Hugo, Aila, and Vikki.
"I'd say he has it under control," Vikki comments.
"XXX-cellent. . ." Hugo says as he rolls his hands together evilly.
"And, yes, the three X's are there for a reason," Aila follows up with a giddy grin.
----------------
Yumi and Yuiri sat off at the end of one of the buffet tables chatting amongst themselves.
"Oh WOW! This is a REALLY GREAT PARTY! Don't YOU think so, YUIRI!?" Yumi spoke in her extremely shrill voice.
Wiping the blood from her ears Yuiri answered, "Yes, yes it is," she smiled while sipping a glass of tropical punch that had one of those cute little umbrellas sticking out of it.
"Oh! I CAN'T wait to SEE what HAPPENS next!"
Right after Yumi was knocked down by Yuiri's voice and propped herself up again Kidd popped out of nowhere.
"Ahhhh! Don't do that!" Yumi yelled as she nearly fell over again.
"Sorry, but temporal displacement is so much fun!" Kidd says.
"OOOOO! I WANNA try TOO!" Yuiri pipes up.
"Sorry, but some other time Yuiri, for I have a serious question for the both of you."
Yuiri sat up as her eyes became all chibi-like (scary, I know) and Yumi rolled her eyes as she hoped that she could sit down for more than ten seconds.
"OH! DO ask AWAY!"
"How do your people procreate?"
". . ."
". . ." still.
". . ." with great emphasis.
"What?" Yumi asked.
"HOW do we PROCREATE!? THAT's a SILLY question!" Yuiri said all valleygirl- like, like, yay.
"Um, Yuiri, I don't think it's best that we go telling people how our people grow in number."
"OH! But IT'S REALLY not THAT bad! I MEAN everyone DOES WHAT we DO!"
"Uh, not exactly. . ."
"Ah, the plot is thickening. Do tell me Yuiri. What is it your people do that is so different from normal human procreation?"
"HEE HEE! WE lay EGGS!"
Kidd looks stunned. Yumi slaps her forehead.
"IN FACT! I have MY EGG right HERE!"
Yuiri proceeds to reach into a small hand basket sitting next to her and pulls out a large egg, big enough to hold a human baby.
"HERE! MY BABY! IF you put YOUR HANDS on it YOU can FEEL IT'S heart BEAT!"
Kidd stares amazed and horrified. Yumi groans audibly.
"Um, I USED to want to know EVERYTHING in the world. . ." Kidd stammers as he backs away slowly.
"Well, I hope you're happy. You scared him off," Yumi grumbles.
"WHAT!? I ONLY showed HIM MY baby!"
"sigh Nevermind. . ."
----------------
Jefferson walked about the party sipping some rum, as all manly-man types do. Soon he comes to Mamie's stand, as she is the one who made the food and wouldn't feel right not serving it.
"Good day, Mr. Jefferson!"
"Hello their 'Crab Salad'!"
"Will you please stop calling me that? Anyway, would you like to try some of my new dishes?"
"Most certainly, 'Crab Salad'."
"I said stop calling me that. Here ya go. I made these cutlets with some new herb Scott got recently. Hopefully it's not like the last herb he sold me. . ."
"Hmm, lets see here."
Jefferson proceeds to eat a cutlet, of which, suddenly his world turns purple and hazy.
"Whoo. . . wow. . . 'Mommy's Eyes' you did a great job... this... time..."
Jefferson then falls flat on his back.
"Um, Jefferson, are you OK?" a distressed Mamie yelps as some other partygoers look over to see what the resounding thud had been.
Jefferson then shoots right back up. He proceeds to jump on one end of the buffet table and start scarfing food.
"Whee! I'm sooooo hungry!"
Mamie looks on bewildered and others begin backing away slowly. Mamie's face then becomes very dark as she sifts her eyes toward Scott.
"Scott!? What did you sell me this time!?" the exasperated cook screams deformedly in a doom-like way.
Sighing to himself Scott turns around.
"sigh What did I do thi. . ."
Scott looks up to see Mamie as a giant evil beast-thing (like all girls do in anime) sharp teeth and all.
"Eh, I think saying 'No refunds' won't help?"
"Damn straight!"
And thus, the side story ends with a silly Roadrunner/Wily Coyote chase scene.
"Bets on how many pieces she shreds him into?" Ace asks Queen.
"Assuming anything's left," Queen retorts sarcastically.
----------------
The ever sleepy Caesar sat upon the plush easy chair of the meeting room. Soon Apple came walking in with a pile of papers in her hands.
"Good morning Mr. President," she greeted her prized student.
"Heh, I wish."
"Well, I've got here some papers we need to fill out."
"Paper? What kind?"
"Delivery papers. You know for all the stuff that came for Fred's birthday."
"Ah, makes sense," Caesar nodded.
"OK, lets see. The first one is for the ingredients of the cake."
"Right."
Caesar pulls out a huge stamp reading: "I OWNZ YOU" and smashes it down on the paper.
"A signature would have sufficed."
"But, then what's the point of having giant silly objects to whack things with?"
"Whatever. The next one is for the wall decorations."
Caesar smashes the stamp down again. This time with a very childish grin. Apple looks at him skeptically before bringing out the next paper.
"And here's for the condiments at the buffet table."
SMASH!!!
"And for the cleaning products."
SMOOSH!!!
"And the plastic utensils."
SQUASH!!!
"And the. . . the. . ." Apple stammers.
"Huh? What's the matter? We were on a roll!"
"Uh, the next one you may want to talk to Billy about," Apple spoke turning a little red.
"Oh, let me see that," Caesar took the paper from Apple.
In what seems like slow motion Caesar's skin turned a rather light color of pale as his eyebrows curved upward.
"Uh, twenty Blow-Up-Bettys?"
"Heh, rather disturbing, actually," Apple concluded timidly.
"I know this makes him a pervert, but, what is he going to do with twenty of them?" Caesar asked curiously.
"I don't think we want to know."
"Agreed!"
SMASH!!!
"Next!"
"Uh, right. . ."
---------------
Somehow, Lilly escapes from her cage and runs up the cellar stairs.
"Yahhh! Author! You shall feel my wrath!" the enraged swordswoman screams.
Everyone looks over to see Lilly.
"OK, how did she escape?" Sharon asks.
"Ahhahahahah! Take this!"
Lilly proceeds to take off all her cloths and perform the little teapot dance.
"I'm a little teapot. . .!"
Everyone else proceeds to scream in horror.
"Ahhhhh! The flat-chested-ness!" Leo screamed shrilly.
"My innocent virgin eyes!" Mellville yelled.
The author only fainted and pandemonium struck the party.
"Yeeee! Pandemonium!" Luc squealed with glee.
"Oh no! The author! We're all doomed!" Sasarai yelped.
But, thankfully, a random plot hole flew in and engulfed the raunchy bitch.
"Eeeyaaahhhh! I'll be back!" Lilly screamed as she fell into the eternal void of bad fanfictiony badness.
"Yay! We're saved!" All the partygoers cheered with glee.
"But, who could've done that?" Ernie asked aloud.
Everyone began talking amongst themselves, wondering if any of them knew the answer. Meanwhile the author was revived by many big-breasted females.
"Big goofy grin" the author showed with great emphasis.
Meanwhile up in the rafters a creature resembling that of a pink hedgehog sat with a happy smile.
"You're welcome, author."
---------------
Fred sat on his bed, content with the day's events. But, somewhere, in the back of his mind, something was missing, something very important and amazing. Sighing, Fred turned over in the sheets and tried to lay in a more comfortable position. As soon as he stopped moving around he felt a soft touch on his shoulder. Turning around he met the gaze of Hugo's crystal blue eyes.
"Hu, Hugo. . .?" Fred trailed.
Hugo put a finger to his lips.
"Hush, my prince. I'm here to be with you."
Hugo leaned in and gave Fred a soft kiss before sliding in bed with the man. He held Fred in a hug, snuggling cutely. But, as this story is about Hugo getting' it on with all the bishis you can only imagine what they did later.
Also, on the other side of the room, peeking through the doorway, some female faces lit up with glee. Aila and Viki patted Rico on the back as she stood, tears filling her eyes.
"sniff Happy birthday Fred."
---------------
Meanwhile. . .
"Does this tunnel ever end?" Thomas asked dog-tiredly.
"Oh, I'm sure it's not that much farther," Chris encouraged.
"Yes, to your doom," May whispered as she grinned devilishly.
"What was that?" Percival asked.
"Nothing. . ."
And the group continued their journey through the long, dark, and foreboding clothing store forest.
THE END
After Words: Oi! Nice work, I think. A good comeback if I do say so myself. Anyways, as per usual, send reviews and ideas. I have also changed my settings so even people without accounts can send in their opinions. Also, I have a small favor to ask. If you're going to flame me please keep your personal fetishes out of the flame. I recently got one where someone thought a fic of mine was bad just because they thought that two guys had a thing for each other and I had put one of those guys with a girl. In all truth all three of the characters have no interest in each other due to canon (and besides, two of them were siblings, ew). Thus that comment was totally confusing to me. So, yay, please don't make me think you're an idiot. Thank you.
-TrekTournament
Disclaimer: Guess what!? I STILL don't own Suikoden! Anyways, been a while since I updated. I've been busy. . . Anyways, guess what everyone! It's Fred's birthday! And you can imagine what our silly crew of yaoi lovers have planned for him. Eheeheheeheeheheheheeheheheeeee!!!
Adventure #5: Go Freddy! It's Your Birthday!
It was a warm morning, birds chirped beautifully, flowers bloomed, care bears frolicked on the clouds, and the entire Budehuc castle was busy preparing for a certain knight's birthday. Mamie and some volunteers were baking a huge cake, many of the acrobatic recruits were hanging up decorations and others were cleaning about the castle.
"I refuse!" the hotheaded Lilly shouted, "I refuse to. . ."
The author, who decided to make a surprise visit, held up a ridiculously large and sharp pencil.
". . . NOT help on this most glorious of occasions!"
Lilly quickly grabbed a cute little apron from Shizu and went right into dusting some random vase. The author grinned devilishly.
"I'm so glad he came. Things have been so much more peaceful around here now that he keeps Lilly under check," the good natured Anne spoke up as she hung a cute bow upon the wall.
"I agree. And he's rather cute too," Nei smiled sweetly at the author.
The author smiled despite knowing that he was making himself look like a loser by having fictional women flirt with him.
Meanwhile, off in one of the many rooms of the castle a very embarrassed Fred stood in front of his best friend Rico. Fred wore, amazingly, some rather ordinary clothing consisting of basically a silk white t-shirt, some finely crafted beige khakis, and rather nice looking sneakers.
"Oh, come on, Fred. You can't be that embarrassed," Rico giggled.
"Yay, but, you don't have to wear the crown. . ." the pouty knight pouted.
"Oh, you know it's apart of our tradition that all male knights must wear the crown of birthdayness on their twentieth birthday."
"Yay, but it looks like that silly crown Vigo Morten had to wear in Return of the King."
"Now, now, don't go bringing in futuristic pop culture references."
"But I don't wanna wear the crown, mommy!"
"Now, you do as I say, young man, or no cake for you!"
Upon hearing this most horrible of threats Fred shut up and did as he was told.
"Now that's a good boy," Rico cooed as she patted Fred on the head and made him jump up for a Freddy snack, "OK, let's go see how everyone is doing."
"Right, Raggy. . . ahem. . . I mean, OK!"
The two left the room and headed out to the top of the staircase to announce his coming out.
"I am not gay!" Fred yelled at the author.
The author ignored him and carried on. When Rico reached the stairs she called out to everyone below.
"Hey, everybody! The birthday boy is here!"
Looking up the entire room lit up with enthusiasm. Nearly every female in the room fainted after seeing Fred.
"Jesus Christ! He's hot!" Shabon yelled before keeling over.
"See? I told you it would be alright," Rico said as she leaned into Fred's face.
Fred backed off slightly feeling a bit of cold sweat fall down the side of his head.
"Um, I guess so," he said as he eyed all the comatose broads on the floor below him.
Soon, all the women were roused from their slumber.
"I dreamed Fred and I had wild sex," Lilly spoke as she awoke.
. . .
"What!?"
. . .
"Hey! Answer me!"
The author drew a giant cage around Lilly and threw her into the cellar.
"Agoneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"Yay! Now my birthday is perfect!" Fred squealed.
Fred was then escorted by many of the female inhabitants now magically dressed in very skimpy outfits. Though, he seemed to enjoy himself, Fred felt there was something missing, something he wanted. But, what could it be. . .?
"That's where we come in!" Hugo said as he pulled the camera over to face him.
"That's right! Hey, author, you got everything ready?" Aila chimes in.
Author holds up a small script and hands it to Hugo, Aila, and Vikki.
"I'd say he has it under control," Vikki comments.
"XXX-cellent. . ." Hugo says as he rolls his hands together evilly.
"And, yes, the three X's are there for a reason," Aila follows up with a giddy grin.
----------------
Yumi and Yuiri sat off at the end of one of the buffet tables chatting amongst themselves.
"Oh WOW! This is a REALLY GREAT PARTY! Don't YOU think so, YUIRI!?" Yumi spoke in her extremely shrill voice.
Wiping the blood from her ears Yuiri answered, "Yes, yes it is," she smiled while sipping a glass of tropical punch that had one of those cute little umbrellas sticking out of it.
"Oh! I CAN'T wait to SEE what HAPPENS next!"
Right after Yumi was knocked down by Yuiri's voice and propped herself up again Kidd popped out of nowhere.
"Ahhhh! Don't do that!" Yumi yelled as she nearly fell over again.
"Sorry, but temporal displacement is so much fun!" Kidd says.
"OOOOO! I WANNA try TOO!" Yuiri pipes up.
"Sorry, but some other time Yuiri, for I have a serious question for the both of you."
Yuiri sat up as her eyes became all chibi-like (scary, I know) and Yumi rolled her eyes as she hoped that she could sit down for more than ten seconds.
"OH! DO ask AWAY!"
"How do your people procreate?"
". . ."
". . ." still.
". . ." with great emphasis.
"What?" Yumi asked.
"HOW do we PROCREATE!? THAT's a SILLY question!" Yuiri said all valleygirl- like, like, yay.
"Um, Yuiri, I don't think it's best that we go telling people how our people grow in number."
"OH! But IT'S REALLY not THAT bad! I MEAN everyone DOES WHAT we DO!"
"Uh, not exactly. . ."
"Ah, the plot is thickening. Do tell me Yuiri. What is it your people do that is so different from normal human procreation?"
"HEE HEE! WE lay EGGS!"
Kidd looks stunned. Yumi slaps her forehead.
"IN FACT! I have MY EGG right HERE!"
Yuiri proceeds to reach into a small hand basket sitting next to her and pulls out a large egg, big enough to hold a human baby.
"HERE! MY BABY! IF you put YOUR HANDS on it YOU can FEEL IT'S heart BEAT!"
Kidd stares amazed and horrified. Yumi groans audibly.
"Um, I USED to want to know EVERYTHING in the world. . ." Kidd stammers as he backs away slowly.
"Well, I hope you're happy. You scared him off," Yumi grumbles.
"WHAT!? I ONLY showed HIM MY baby!"
"sigh Nevermind. . ."
----------------
Jefferson walked about the party sipping some rum, as all manly-man types do. Soon he comes to Mamie's stand, as she is the one who made the food and wouldn't feel right not serving it.
"Good day, Mr. Jefferson!"
"Hello their 'Crab Salad'!"
"Will you please stop calling me that? Anyway, would you like to try some of my new dishes?"
"Most certainly, 'Crab Salad'."
"I said stop calling me that. Here ya go. I made these cutlets with some new herb Scott got recently. Hopefully it's not like the last herb he sold me. . ."
"Hmm, lets see here."
Jefferson proceeds to eat a cutlet, of which, suddenly his world turns purple and hazy.
"Whoo. . . wow. . . 'Mommy's Eyes' you did a great job... this... time..."
Jefferson then falls flat on his back.
"Um, Jefferson, are you OK?" a distressed Mamie yelps as some other partygoers look over to see what the resounding thud had been.
Jefferson then shoots right back up. He proceeds to jump on one end of the buffet table and start scarfing food.
"Whee! I'm sooooo hungry!"
Mamie looks on bewildered and others begin backing away slowly. Mamie's face then becomes very dark as she sifts her eyes toward Scott.
"Scott!? What did you sell me this time!?" the exasperated cook screams deformedly in a doom-like way.
Sighing to himself Scott turns around.
"sigh What did I do thi. . ."
Scott looks up to see Mamie as a giant evil beast-thing (like all girls do in anime) sharp teeth and all.
"Eh, I think saying 'No refunds' won't help?"
"Damn straight!"
And thus, the side story ends with a silly Roadrunner/Wily Coyote chase scene.
"Bets on how many pieces she shreds him into?" Ace asks Queen.
"Assuming anything's left," Queen retorts sarcastically.
----------------
The ever sleepy Caesar sat upon the plush easy chair of the meeting room. Soon Apple came walking in with a pile of papers in her hands.
"Good morning Mr. President," she greeted her prized student.
"Heh, I wish."
"Well, I've got here some papers we need to fill out."
"Paper? What kind?"
"Delivery papers. You know for all the stuff that came for Fred's birthday."
"Ah, makes sense," Caesar nodded.
"OK, lets see. The first one is for the ingredients of the cake."
"Right."
Caesar pulls out a huge stamp reading: "I OWNZ YOU" and smashes it down on the paper.
"A signature would have sufficed."
"But, then what's the point of having giant silly objects to whack things with?"
"Whatever. The next one is for the wall decorations."
Caesar smashes the stamp down again. This time with a very childish grin. Apple looks at him skeptically before bringing out the next paper.
"And here's for the condiments at the buffet table."
SMASH!!!
"And for the cleaning products."
SMOOSH!!!
"And the plastic utensils."
SQUASH!!!
"And the. . . the. . ." Apple stammers.
"Huh? What's the matter? We were on a roll!"
"Uh, the next one you may want to talk to Billy about," Apple spoke turning a little red.
"Oh, let me see that," Caesar took the paper from Apple.
In what seems like slow motion Caesar's skin turned a rather light color of pale as his eyebrows curved upward.
"Uh, twenty Blow-Up-Bettys?"
"Heh, rather disturbing, actually," Apple concluded timidly.
"I know this makes him a pervert, but, what is he going to do with twenty of them?" Caesar asked curiously.
"I don't think we want to know."
"Agreed!"
SMASH!!!
"Next!"
"Uh, right. . ."
---------------
Somehow, Lilly escapes from her cage and runs up the cellar stairs.
"Yahhh! Author! You shall feel my wrath!" the enraged swordswoman screams.
Everyone looks over to see Lilly.
"OK, how did she escape?" Sharon asks.
"Ahhahahahah! Take this!"
Lilly proceeds to take off all her cloths and perform the little teapot dance.
"I'm a little teapot. . .!"
Everyone else proceeds to scream in horror.
"Ahhhhh! The flat-chested-ness!" Leo screamed shrilly.
"My innocent virgin eyes!" Mellville yelled.
The author only fainted and pandemonium struck the party.
"Yeeee! Pandemonium!" Luc squealed with glee.
"Oh no! The author! We're all doomed!" Sasarai yelped.
But, thankfully, a random plot hole flew in and engulfed the raunchy bitch.
"Eeeyaaahhhh! I'll be back!" Lilly screamed as she fell into the eternal void of bad fanfictiony badness.
"Yay! We're saved!" All the partygoers cheered with glee.
"But, who could've done that?" Ernie asked aloud.
Everyone began talking amongst themselves, wondering if any of them knew the answer. Meanwhile the author was revived by many big-breasted females.
"Big goofy grin" the author showed with great emphasis.
Meanwhile up in the rafters a creature resembling that of a pink hedgehog sat with a happy smile.
"You're welcome, author."
---------------
Fred sat on his bed, content with the day's events. But, somewhere, in the back of his mind, something was missing, something very important and amazing. Sighing, Fred turned over in the sheets and tried to lay in a more comfortable position. As soon as he stopped moving around he felt a soft touch on his shoulder. Turning around he met the gaze of Hugo's crystal blue eyes.
"Hu, Hugo. . .?" Fred trailed.
Hugo put a finger to his lips.
"Hush, my prince. I'm here to be with you."
Hugo leaned in and gave Fred a soft kiss before sliding in bed with the man. He held Fred in a hug, snuggling cutely. But, as this story is about Hugo getting' it on with all the bishis you can only imagine what they did later.
Also, on the other side of the room, peeking through the doorway, some female faces lit up with glee. Aila and Viki patted Rico on the back as she stood, tears filling her eyes.
"sniff Happy birthday Fred."
---------------
Meanwhile. . .
"Does this tunnel ever end?" Thomas asked dog-tiredly.
"Oh, I'm sure it's not that much farther," Chris encouraged.
"Yes, to your doom," May whispered as she grinned devilishly.
"What was that?" Percival asked.
"Nothing. . ."
And the group continued their journey through the long, dark, and foreboding clothing store forest.
THE END
After Words: Oi! Nice work, I think. A good comeback if I do say so myself. Anyways, as per usual, send reviews and ideas. I have also changed my settings so even people without accounts can send in their opinions. Also, I have a small favor to ask. If you're going to flame me please keep your personal fetishes out of the flame. I recently got one where someone thought a fic of mine was bad just because they thought that two guys had a thing for each other and I had put one of those guys with a girl. In all truth all three of the characters have no interest in each other due to canon (and besides, two of them were siblings, ew). Thus that comment was totally confusing to me. So, yay, please don't make me think you're an idiot. Thank you.
-TrekTournament