"Why am I evil? Why did I choose to become evil in the first place?" Voldemort pondered to himself as he sat in his high-backed stone chair. "All I ever wanted to be was a plumber. That's it, I am going to resign!" With that Voldemort exited his chambers to resign at the ministry in The Department of Evil Registration.
Later at the Department of Evil Registration
"Oh, Mr. Voldemort, we are going to miss you so much. Please do return to visit us sometime. You were such an amazing evil Dark Lord. I shall announce your resignation later today at the press conference.'
'Thank you very much m'dear.' With that Voldemort, who now was starting to go by the name of Tom Riddle again, left the building.Later that day at the Dursley residence, the doorbell rang.
'Boy!! Go and answer the door! That is the plumber who is coming to fix the washroom pipes!!'
So Harry got off the couch and went to answer the door. What he saw nearly made him faint.
'Good afternoon Mr. Potter!! It's good to see you again! I take it that you have heard about my resignation? I have decided to fulfill my lifetime dream and become a plumber. Though I must admit, I will miss fighting against you. You were such a challenge and fought like a man! Good luck in the future Mr. Potter and give Professor Dumbledore my best regards.' With that Voldemort shook Harry's hand and went upstairs to go start hi life long career as a plumber.
Harry who was shocked beyond belief fainted!! His last thought was 'I've gone insane!!!'
A/N: I hope that you all liked this quick little humour story!! Please review. Also PLEASE REVIEW MY OTHER STORY CALLED 'PUREST HEART AND SOUL' I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT!!!!