Yes I know, another short one. Well I promise that the next one will
be both better and longer! HP belongs to Rowling and not me.
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Chapter 3...
It was the next day. Evil-elf was now entertaining herself by throwing popcorn into the air and catching it with her mouth. Well. She didn't have much success with catching it. Buttery popcorn now littered the floor of her office. Occasionally she glanced at the enchanted paper on her desk, sorrowfully wishing that she had not written Albus Dumbledore on the list, even though she had a week to prepare before facing him. Finally, after hours of waiting the top name glowed red. She did a jig until she noticed the large quantity of popcorn on the floor. She grabbed her wand and made most of the popcorn disappear, leaving large butter stains in the shape of a lightning bolt. Choosing to ignore the stains, she sat behind her desk and arranged her papers to look more professional- like. Finally, the door opened and a boy, who looked like a mouse with his eyes budging out, came skipping in.
"Hello, I'm Colin Creevey and I'm in Gryffindor just like Harry Potter! Harry Potter is my hero, did you know? Dennis, my brother and me were asked by McGonagall to see if this idolizing Harry is healthy. I don't see what's wrong though. Harry rocks! Come in Dennis don't be shy!" His clone walked in. The psychiatrist sat in horror as Dennis Creevey opened his mouth, which wasn't likely to close anytime soon.
"Hey I'm Dennis Creevey! I'm in Gryffindor too! I met Harry just after I was sorted! It's amazing that we got to go to Hogwarts at the same time as Harry!" The kid bounced up and down at the speed of light. Both of them sported shirts with a picture of a lightning bolt and Harry Rocks written across it. "Did you know it's amazing that Colin and me ended up in Hogwarts? Yeah, we are both muggle-born. My family was very shocked when Colin got the letter. I never thought I would get into Hogwarts! Hey Colin I just thought of something! We grew up with muggles, just like Harry!!! Won't Harry love to know? Hey, did you know that it was Harry who was suspected to be Slytherin's heir? Yes it was, Colin told me he heard about it from a Weasley. Of course, Colin didn't know about it till now because he was petrified in Harry's second year! Wowwww", the terror looked at the floor to see the lightning bolt. "Do you know who that reminds me of?"
"No more!!" shrieked the psychiatrist. "I forbid either of you to speak the word Harry in this office!" The Creeveys gave her looks of pure terror. How could they not mention Harry, their life ambition was to be kings of the Harry Potter fan club. "Now to get to a solution for your problems", an amused smile spread across the psychiatrist's face. "Tell me, have you ever heard of Percy?"
"He's Harry Potter's best friends older brother!" squealed Colin. The psychiatrist looked at him as fierce as she could.
"I'm mentioning Percy because I think he would make and ideal hero for you two. Did you know that Percy Weasley is working his way up to be minister of magic, he talks even more then the both of you combined, he'd get you a great job in the ministry even if you just pretend to be his friend and he wrote his theory on how the ministry could prevent another war at the age of seven."
"Wow", chorused the brothers.
"So as you see, idolizing Harry Potter is unprofitable and will bring you nothing, but a thousand fanfiction authors making fun of you. Now I will end this session with saying, stay away from the evils of obsessing about Harry Potter." With that said the Evil-elf ran out of her office as fast as she could and ran into an unexpected person. "Hello Severus! Your hair looks lovely today!"
"Twenty points off Miss Elf."
"Err ok." She watched the grumpy teacher sweep past her and then heard the noise she most dreaded.
"Hey Colin I think she went this way! We have to think her for her help. Who knew idolizing Harry was unhealthy." Evil-elf let out a scream and fled. She dodged behind the statues until she came to a door that she believed was safe to enter. She entered it to find herself in the teachers lounge with Dumbledore who was talking sinisterly to a quill. She sped out of the room and almost ran the Creevey brothers over. She ran till she was back inside her office. She then locked the door and canceled all appointments for that day.
HermioneBallerina: THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! I'm glad you liked it!
VampyGenieWitch: THANK YOU! (
Nightwing 509: Thanks!! Hope you like this chapter!!
Nocturnal007: Thank you! Glad you liked it!
Kathles: Thank you!! I do plan to do Snape soon. I wanted to just start off with the students for now.
Thank you (yes I say it again) everyone for your reviews, they are very inspiring to update another chapter.
Chapter 3...
It was the next day. Evil-elf was now entertaining herself by throwing popcorn into the air and catching it with her mouth. Well. She didn't have much success with catching it. Buttery popcorn now littered the floor of her office. Occasionally she glanced at the enchanted paper on her desk, sorrowfully wishing that she had not written Albus Dumbledore on the list, even though she had a week to prepare before facing him. Finally, after hours of waiting the top name glowed red. She did a jig until she noticed the large quantity of popcorn on the floor. She grabbed her wand and made most of the popcorn disappear, leaving large butter stains in the shape of a lightning bolt. Choosing to ignore the stains, she sat behind her desk and arranged her papers to look more professional- like. Finally, the door opened and a boy, who looked like a mouse with his eyes budging out, came skipping in.
"Hello, I'm Colin Creevey and I'm in Gryffindor just like Harry Potter! Harry Potter is my hero, did you know? Dennis, my brother and me were asked by McGonagall to see if this idolizing Harry is healthy. I don't see what's wrong though. Harry rocks! Come in Dennis don't be shy!" His clone walked in. The psychiatrist sat in horror as Dennis Creevey opened his mouth, which wasn't likely to close anytime soon.
"Hey I'm Dennis Creevey! I'm in Gryffindor too! I met Harry just after I was sorted! It's amazing that we got to go to Hogwarts at the same time as Harry!" The kid bounced up and down at the speed of light. Both of them sported shirts with a picture of a lightning bolt and Harry Rocks written across it. "Did you know it's amazing that Colin and me ended up in Hogwarts? Yeah, we are both muggle-born. My family was very shocked when Colin got the letter. I never thought I would get into Hogwarts! Hey Colin I just thought of something! We grew up with muggles, just like Harry!!! Won't Harry love to know? Hey, did you know that it was Harry who was suspected to be Slytherin's heir? Yes it was, Colin told me he heard about it from a Weasley. Of course, Colin didn't know about it till now because he was petrified in Harry's second year! Wowwww", the terror looked at the floor to see the lightning bolt. "Do you know who that reminds me of?"
"No more!!" shrieked the psychiatrist. "I forbid either of you to speak the word Harry in this office!" The Creeveys gave her looks of pure terror. How could they not mention Harry, their life ambition was to be kings of the Harry Potter fan club. "Now to get to a solution for your problems", an amused smile spread across the psychiatrist's face. "Tell me, have you ever heard of Percy?"
"He's Harry Potter's best friends older brother!" squealed Colin. The psychiatrist looked at him as fierce as she could.
"I'm mentioning Percy because I think he would make and ideal hero for you two. Did you know that Percy Weasley is working his way up to be minister of magic, he talks even more then the both of you combined, he'd get you a great job in the ministry even if you just pretend to be his friend and he wrote his theory on how the ministry could prevent another war at the age of seven."
"Wow", chorused the brothers.
"So as you see, idolizing Harry Potter is unprofitable and will bring you nothing, but a thousand fanfiction authors making fun of you. Now I will end this session with saying, stay away from the evils of obsessing about Harry Potter." With that said the Evil-elf ran out of her office as fast as she could and ran into an unexpected person. "Hello Severus! Your hair looks lovely today!"
"Twenty points off Miss Elf."
"Err ok." She watched the grumpy teacher sweep past her and then heard the noise she most dreaded.
"Hey Colin I think she went this way! We have to think her for her help. Who knew idolizing Harry was unhealthy." Evil-elf let out a scream and fled. She dodged behind the statues until she came to a door that she believed was safe to enter. She entered it to find herself in the teachers lounge with Dumbledore who was talking sinisterly to a quill. She sped out of the room and almost ran the Creevey brothers over. She ran till she was back inside her office. She then locked the door and canceled all appointments for that day.