Chapter 2: The Plot Revealed.
Crazy Hand: "Welcome strong smashers to the outstanding Smasher Dome. I'm your announcer Crazy Hand. Feel free to call me Mental Hand. Muhahahahaha. Or you can call me Mad Hand. Muhahahahaha."
All the smashers were looking weirdly at Crazy Hand. Crazy Hand then went over to a table and had some tea.
Link: "I thought that Crazy Hand would drink coffee or some other caffeine."
Ness: "I wonder where Master Hand is. If his brother is here then so should he."
Yoshi: "I think that he must've had an extra long sleep so he can get more peace and quiet from Wario."
Wario: "Are you on his side are you dinosaur? If you are then be prepared for when I beat you up in a smash battle."
Young Link: "It looks like Wario doesn't get along with anyone."
All of a sudden Bowser and Ganondorf came tramping into the room waving at Wario.
Bowser: "Hey Wario. You know that you and I are alike because we both can't take over the Mushroom Kingdom. We should be good friends."
Wario: "Yeah I think we should."
Young Link: "It looks like I am wrong."
5 minutes passed and everyone continued talking to each other. Master Hand then came into the room looking very tired. That was until Dr. Mario gave him a Wake-Up pill. He was then ready to start the tournament.
Master Hand: "Woah. Let's start the tournament already. Alright first match lets go."
Crazy Hand: "WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU!!! HAVE YOU GONE MAD!!! We haven't even told them the crazy plot that took me 4 months to think of. Also they don't know who their fighting against."
Dr. Mario: "It seems I might've give him a bit too much pills."
Mewtwo: "Just tell us the plot already. I don't want to wait all day with these puny mortals."
Crazy Hand: "Fine, fine. Now it's time to tell you the plot. The crazy plot of this tournament is............ hey is that a bird. Come here little birdie. Come here."
Everyone then falls back.
Nana: "I didn't know he was that crazy."
Popo: "Neither did I sis. Neither did I.
Master Hand: "Stop it with your crazy ways brother. We need to start this tournament as soon as we can."
Crazy Hand: "Right. The craziest plot ever to be held in this tournament is............ooh my breath smells. Does anyone have any TicTacs?"
Everyone then falls over again.
King Boo: "Just how crazy are you exactly Hand?"
Crazy Hand: "On a meter from 1 to 10. I would say 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999."
Sonic: "Woah! He's just so crazy. Now just tell us the plot."
Crazy Hand: "Ok, ok, ok. The crazy plot to the greatest smash tournament ever to be held, which I have kept you in suspense because I am a crazy maniac, which took me 4 months to think of, which my brother did not help me in any way, which is sponsored by smashola, which is very crazy, the plot is... I'm still not telling it to you yet."
Ganondorf: "JUST TELL US THE PLOT ALREADY YOU MENTAL HAND!!!"
Crazy Hand: "I take that as a compliment."
Mewtwo: "JUST TELL US BEFORE I DESTROY YOU!!!"
Crazy Hand: "You hurt my feelings. Now you've made me sad."
Master Hand: "Just let me have a minute talking to my brother."
Master Hand took Crazy Hand to a private place to tell him something.
Master Hand: "JUST TELL THEM THE PLOT ALREADY OR I'LL GIVE YOU A TEDDY BEAR TO PLAY WITH!!!"
Crazy Hand: "NO!!! Not the teddy bear."
Master Hand: "Then tell everyone the plot."
Master Hand and Crazy Hand then returned back to everyone.
Crazy Hand: "I'm so sorry for my craziness before. Now I will tell you the plot. The crazy plot to this smash tournament is.....................you will not be competing in smash battles."
Wario: "That is the stupidest plot ever. How did you think of something so stupid."
Master Hand: "Shut up fatty. My brother hasn't finished talking yet so just wait."
Crazy Hand: "Now as I was saying. You will not JUST be competing in smash battles. You will compete in races, strategic plays and tests of strengths. These will all increase your speed, endurance and strength in battle. These events can change the way of smash battles forever."
Link: "Oh that's nice. Let's just start already."
Master Hand: "Yes the draw. Instead of putting you in an event against someone else, we'll put you into brackets. Each bracket will contain four smashers making a total of 8 brackets."
Fox: "Just start up the draw already."
Master Hand: "Ok. You will each be assigned a number according to alphabetical order. The numbers go as follows:
1 Amy
2 Bowser
3 Captain Falcon
4 Diddy Kong
5 Donkey Kong
6 Dr. Mario
7 Eliwood
8 Falco
9 Fox
10 Ganondorf
11 Ice Climbers
12 Jigglypuff
13 King Boo
14 Kirby
15 Link
16 Luigi
17 Mario
18 Marth
19 Megaman
20 Mewtwo
21 Mr. Game and Watch
22 Ness
23 Peach
24 Pichu
25 Pikachu
26 Roy
27 Samus
28 Sonic
29 Wario
30 Yoshi
31 Young Link
32 Zelda
Crazy Hand: "Let's start up the draw. The draw is chosen randomly and it is not rigged.
The first four fighters who will be in Bracket A are:
Number 32 Zelda
Number 4 Diddy Kong
Number 9 Fox
Number 5 Donkey Kong
The next four fighters who will be in Bracket B are:
Number 29 Wario
Number 28 Sonic
Number 15 Link
Number 3 Captain Falcon
The next four fighters who will be in Bracket C are:
Number 1 Amy
Number 31 Young Link
Number 10 Ganondorf
Number 6 Dr. Mario
The next four fighters who will be in Bracket D are:
Number 17 Mario
Number 13 King Boo
Number 20 Mewtwo
Number 14 Kirby
The next four fighters who will be in Bracket E are:
Number 27 Samus
Number 24 Pichu
Number 26 Roy
Number 18 Marth
The next four fighters who will be in Bracket F are:
Number 19 Megaman
Number 22 Ness
Number 12 Jigglypuff
Number 8 Falco
The next four fighters who will be in Bracket G are:
Number 23 Peach
Number 2 Bowser
Number 7 Eliwood
Number 11 Ice Climbers
The last four fighters who will be in Bracket H by outright are:
Number 16 Luigi
Number 21 Mr. Game and Watch
Number 25 Pikachu
Number 30 Yoshi
Master Hand: "Looks like we will be having some great events. Here are how the rules go as follows. Points are awarded in each event depending on your position. 4 points to first. 3 points to second. 2 points to third. 1 point to last. If you don't complete the event, you get no points and the points go to the person who is first. The top 16 people with the most points will advance to the next round."
Megaman: "Looks like we will be having an interesting tournament."
Falco: "Will you just stop with the nice act. It gets really annoying you know you strange navi."
Master Hand: "Ok the first event in this tournament will be the Running event held at F-Zero racecourse. All the cars will still be in the course making it more difficult than normal. This event will increase your speed, strategy, jumping and dodging."
Sonic: "Humph. A race. This will be so simple for me. No one can outrun me."
Captain Falcon: "I could easily outrun you any day. I just can't wait to defeat you in our race."
Meanwhile, Bowser and Wario were having a bad time with the news of the running race.
Bowser: "Why do we have to race. I'm too slow and big-boned to run fast."
Wario: "Why do I have to be so fat. I can't even jump 10 centimeters with my weight."
Elsewhere, Master Hand was just about to start of the race.
Master Hand: "Ok. It's time for our first race. Could all participants in Bracket A please come up."
Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Zelda and Fox all walked up to the podium.
Master Hand: "Are you all ready? I will now teleport you to the F-Zero racecourse."
Master Hand flicked the teleportation button and the four smashers were teleported to F-Zero racecourse.
Crazy Hand: "Everyone ready. This is the first event in this great tournament. Participants, take your positions. 3...2...1 GO!!!"
The smashers went off to a flying start in their race.