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He Wants Peace
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Nara Shikamaru enjoys watching clouds.
Nara Shikamaru enjoys peace when he watches clouds.
Nara Shikamaru does not enjoy having his peace interrupted in the local park by a picnic for four jounin.
Puff.
"Jeez, Asuma, do you really have to smoke that damned thing all the time?"
Shikamaru's sensei cocked his shoulder to one side and shrugged.
Puff.
"Haha! Great rival Kakashi, my potato salad is one thousand times more magnificent and delicious than yours!"
Lee's sensei was a pompous idiot, Shikamaru thought lazily.
"..."
"Great rival Kakashi...?"
"Taste test."
"Loser swims five hundred laps around the lake, wearing my Special Weights of Great and Unexpected Heaviness and my Magnificent 100% Iron Training Boots!"
"... Done."
There was a scraping noise as the bowls of potato salad were pushed toward Asuma and Kurenai.
Splat. The potato salad of the two rivals was dropped onto the plates of Asuma and Kurenai.
Asuma began to eat loudly.
Kurenai chewed quietly.
The two jounin stared into each other's eyes, deep into their souls, Asuma into Kurenai's violent red eyes, burning with a passion, and Kurenai into Asuma's, deep brown orbs, which ... just sat there.
Suddenly, Kurenai grabbed Asuma's head and forced it onto the table.
"Mmmmm-mmmf! Mmmm-mmmmm....."
The two were French-kissing.
Shikamaru wrinkled his face in disgust. He had had enough.
Shikamaru slowly rose, as if he was too lazy too, and walked off into Konoha village.
Looking behind him, he saw that his sensei and Kurenai were still kissing.
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Kakashi stared at the intimate couple carefully. Slowly, he said...
"Isn't that sexual harassment?"
Gai smiled broadly and rubbed his chin thoughtfully.
"Ha! My magnificent and delicious potato salad even inspires lust! See how Kurenai-san sexually harasses Asuma-san for a mere morsel of my salad!"
Panting as the couple pulled apart.
"Actually, I liked Kakashi's better ."
More panting.
"I agree... with Asuma. Kakashi's ... is better."
"Now we're even, Gai..."
"Goddamnit!"
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A/N: No, not a one-shot. To be continued.
For reviews.
WILL WRITE FOR REVIEWS!
Also, a beta reader might be nice. E-mail me.
Yeah.
He Wants Peace
XXXXX
Nara Shikamaru enjoys watching clouds.
Nara Shikamaru enjoys peace when he watches clouds.
Nara Shikamaru does not enjoy having his peace interrupted in the local park by a picnic for four jounin.
Puff.
"Jeez, Asuma, do you really have to smoke that damned thing all the time?"
Shikamaru's sensei cocked his shoulder to one side and shrugged.
Puff.
"Haha! Great rival Kakashi, my potato salad is one thousand times more magnificent and delicious than yours!"
Lee's sensei was a pompous idiot, Shikamaru thought lazily.
"..."
"Great rival Kakashi...?"
"Taste test."
"Loser swims five hundred laps around the lake, wearing my Special Weights of Great and Unexpected Heaviness and my Magnificent 100% Iron Training Boots!"
"... Done."
There was a scraping noise as the bowls of potato salad were pushed toward Asuma and Kurenai.
Splat. The potato salad of the two rivals was dropped onto the plates of Asuma and Kurenai.
Asuma began to eat loudly.
Kurenai chewed quietly.
The two jounin stared into each other's eyes, deep into their souls, Asuma into Kurenai's violent red eyes, burning with a passion, and Kurenai into Asuma's, deep brown orbs, which ... just sat there.
Suddenly, Kurenai grabbed Asuma's head and forced it onto the table.
"Mmmmm-mmmf! Mmmm-mmmmm....."
The two were French-kissing.
Shikamaru wrinkled his face in disgust. He had had enough.
Shikamaru slowly rose, as if he was too lazy too, and walked off into Konoha village.
Looking behind him, he saw that his sensei and Kurenai were still kissing.
XXXXX
Kakashi stared at the intimate couple carefully. Slowly, he said...
"Isn't that sexual harassment?"
Gai smiled broadly and rubbed his chin thoughtfully.
"Ha! My magnificent and delicious potato salad even inspires lust! See how Kurenai-san sexually harasses Asuma-san for a mere morsel of my salad!"
Panting as the couple pulled apart.
"Actually, I liked Kakashi's better ."
More panting.
"I agree... with Asuma. Kakashi's ... is better."
"Now we're even, Gai..."
"Goddamnit!"
XXXXX
A/N: No, not a one-shot. To be continued.
For reviews.
WILL WRITE FOR REVIEWS!
Also, a beta reader might be nice. E-mail me.
Yeah.