AMERICA!

Evie: HIYO!!!!!! I'm back and I'm with my best fic buddy EVER!!!!!

Milin Yuy: CHEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pan: Milin Yuy looooovvvess cheese!!!!

M. Trunks: Uhhh Pan I think we see that.

Gohan: Hey how come I was the one that got hit by a plane in the last chapter?

Milin Yuy: Because it's funnier that way.

Gohan: Awww

Videl: laughs like a crazy person

Pan: Aww that's mean Milin Yuy.

Milin Yuy: Don't make me get my evil rabid cheese!

Evie: Yea and don't make me grab my chainsaw!

'All hide from Evie and Milin Yuy'

Milin Yuy: *eats wild rabid cheese*

All: Okkaaaayyy.

Evie: We don't own DBZ!!!! AHHHHHHHHH RUN AWAY!!!!

Milin Yuy: DONT EAT ME! *Runs too*

Pan: I don't think anyone was going to eat her any way.

Videl: Who knows?

Gohan and M.Trunks: On with the story!!!

M. Goten: Yea!!

All: Goten!!???

Goten: What?

Chapter 4:More Random Carnage

~Back with International Ducks?~

"OK so we'll make the ducks suffer, then what?" said Videl.

"I don't know, we'll think of that after we torture the mutant talking evil ducks ok," said Gohan.

"Whatever," said Videl sighing.

"Get them, those pieces of ravioli for people!!!!!" yelled Antonio the duck. (A/N: Trust me Milin Yuy and I don't even know what he's talking about!!) There was a chase between duck and people, flying over the Pacific Ocean.

"Well Tony get the reinforcements," said Antonio.

"Ok boss," said Tony and took out a cell phone and dialed a number with his wing (A/N: don't ask. Speedia!!!) put the phone to his ear and spoke. "Ello, Joland?? Yea I want you and your squad to come and help us the Black Ducks to exterminate some ravioli people, uh huh oh ok see you in 3 seconds you say, ok good."

"Thank you Tony, now we have to wait."

"Wait for what?" asked Trunks curiously.

"For them!!!" said Antonio and soon you here an army of quacks, there was an armada of ducks heading straight for them!!!! The foursome's faces were wide-eyed never in their life had they seen so many ducks at one time! When they came the first duck who was Joland and said a greeting to the Black Duck in every single language ever possible on earth, which took a while. When he was done he suddenly yelled out'

"WE ARE THE INTERNATIONAL DUCKS, WE SPEAKE EVERY LANGUAGE POSSIBLE ON EARTH, AND WE'VE COME TO DESTROY YOU, IN OTHER WORD WE ARE THE QUAKER JACKS!!!!!!" Gohan, Videl, Goten, and Trunks all looked at each other and burst out laughing rolling in the air.

"Quaker laugh Jack??" they all said.

"Boys fry them," said Videl.

"Sure!" they all said rather quickly, and with that they ki blasted the ducks but not very hard that made the go and say,

"RETREAT!!!!" they all flew off leaving a trail of smoke behind them.

~Veggie and the Bees~

"VEGETA!!!! Get theses bees away from me!!!!!" yelled Bulma.

"Woman no way in history this is a Kodak moment." Soon after that a bee goes up his nose and all the bees go past Bulma and sting Vegeta though it doesn't affect him. The bees give up; it's hopeless, and fly away. Bulma runs over to Vegeta and slaps him right across the face.

"You stupid idiot, I'm pregnant don't you remember!!!!!!" she yelled at him.

"Ohh but darling, I didn't mean to do it, I don't know what came over me, are you all right?" said Vegeta kindly. (A/N: WE can't tell you yet read on!!!!)

"Vegeta don't you dare act all kind to me after you did that!!!!"  said Bulma clearly annoyed. 'Wait' she started to think 'Vegeta was never nice to me at all, I saw a bee go up his nose, IT MESSED WITH HIS BRAIN!!!!!'

"Oh Veggie-head it's alright," she said to him.

"Veggie- head??"  he said and Bulma quietly said uh oh. "I like that name Bulma-chan, I like Veggie- head." Whoa that was different Vegeta changed?

~The 'Ravioli people'~

The four were flying smoothly nothing was there to bother them and they tried to stay away from planes when suddenly there was a puff of smoke and out came 4 kids and two animals. Two of them were young girls around 7 and 8 one had black hair and the other blue hair. The other two were teens about 15-16 one had black hair ant the other had lavender. The two animals were a turkey and a chicken?

Evie What is going on here?

Pan: I think you like gave it away.

Videl; yea it's obvious

Gohan: this one wasn't so funny though

Milin: Yuy: We swear on cheese that the next one will be hilarious

Evie: Yes if we get good ideas!!!!

All: READ AND REVIEW!!!!!