Wow an update!!! Well no, that two Harry Potters thing was not an
accident. Sorry for not updating in forever. Our computer is barely
surviving, so there might not be one for a long while after this. Though I
really wouldn't call this much of an update. I'm not going to be answering
reviews today because right now I can't get online and word at the same
time or the computer totally dies and I'll have to start the thing up
again. I do promise that I will stick to this crazy and random story AND I
plan to write a sequel called...... Ah you'll just have to keep reading.
Enjoy, the next chapter will be more then two pages long.
I don't own a thing.
The next chapter that is extremely short, like a hobbit.
Harry and Tom plummeted down into the darkness of what they were sure was never ending. Harry, who had been tightly closing his eyes for the last ten minutes, heard a yell of surprise from the future dark lord. A bright light was rushing towards them. As they got closer they started to see trees, grass and what seemed to be Charlie Weasley sneaking up on one Snow White with a branch in his hand. Hearing the two scream, Charlie looked up. Seconds later, Tom Riddle and Ginny Weasley were on the floor
Snape the once greasy, ugly and smelly and now wet, growled an angry, loud growl as the marauders and occasionally the older Lupin continued to talk about the good old pranking days. To add to the poor potions master's bad day, Ronald Weasley was whistling loudly and off tune beside him. The real and one and only Harry Potter was standing in front of the group complaining about his life to the extremely annoyed Hogwarts' psychiatrist.
"And Aunt Petunia always makes me eat peanut butter and jelly. I hate jelly. I always think of slugs. It now reminds me of the time Ron backfired a spell and ended up burping slugs. Its so disgusting, but I can't argue about it or Dudley gets my sandwich and I'll go hungry. Oh did you know that Dudley's middle name is Dempsey. That would make his full name Dudley Dempsey Dursley. Who on earth names their kid that?"
"Harry go play with Snape," the psychiatrist growled through clenched teeth.
"Well actually Dudley has a friend named Piers Parnell Polkiss..." Suddenly the group stopped talking as they heard a voice coming from above them.
"No! Not the flamingoes!"
I don't own a thing.
The next chapter that is extremely short, like a hobbit.
Harry and Tom plummeted down into the darkness of what they were sure was never ending. Harry, who had been tightly closing his eyes for the last ten minutes, heard a yell of surprise from the future dark lord. A bright light was rushing towards them. As they got closer they started to see trees, grass and what seemed to be Charlie Weasley sneaking up on one Snow White with a branch in his hand. Hearing the two scream, Charlie looked up. Seconds later, Tom Riddle and Ginny Weasley were on the floor
Snape the once greasy, ugly and smelly and now wet, growled an angry, loud growl as the marauders and occasionally the older Lupin continued to talk about the good old pranking days. To add to the poor potions master's bad day, Ronald Weasley was whistling loudly and off tune beside him. The real and one and only Harry Potter was standing in front of the group complaining about his life to the extremely annoyed Hogwarts' psychiatrist.
"And Aunt Petunia always makes me eat peanut butter and jelly. I hate jelly. I always think of slugs. It now reminds me of the time Ron backfired a spell and ended up burping slugs. Its so disgusting, but I can't argue about it or Dudley gets my sandwich and I'll go hungry. Oh did you know that Dudley's middle name is Dempsey. That would make his full name Dudley Dempsey Dursley. Who on earth names their kid that?"
"Harry go play with Snape," the psychiatrist growled through clenched teeth.
"Well actually Dudley has a friend named Piers Parnell Polkiss..." Suddenly the group stopped talking as they heard a voice coming from above them.
"No! Not the flamingoes!"