Diary Entries
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~Diary Entry 6~
December 22nd, 1996
Dear LanruojBooksieDaraSlyth,
What the hell is this thing? I received you from Hermione as a birthday gift (but according to "Slytherin Hottie", he or she gave it to me), but what the hell is up with you? Why does it seem like I have the diary entries to four different people? Who all have fancied me or still fancy me? And what's with the bisexual stuff going on? Who the hell are these people? If any of you get this information, who are you? I want to know! And why do you all have special names? I want/need to know! And what's with some of ya loving Malfoy? Especially two Gryffindors?
I think I know that "Not Virgin…ia" is Ginny; she fits that person's love-life perfectly. I have a hunch that "Gryffindor Smartie" might be Hermione, but if it is, why won't she tell me? And why didn't either she or Ginny push me and land on me in the snowball fight? That would have been fun. I can't figure out who "Cool Gryffindor" or "Slytherin Hottie" are though. I don't know if they are boys or girls or what. It's been hurting my brain.
Maybe I should ask Hermione about this, she "apparently" gave it to me. But then again, Ron and Ginny did think I gave them their diaries/journals…
Ron…oh my God! He's "Cool Gryffindor"! Hermione and Ginny both have those diaries, so does Ron! And he's not a Slytherin, he's a Gryffindor. So that means that…Eww! He's liked me! Gross! And now he loves Malfoy! Disturbing! That's plain nasty! And whoever "Slytherin Hottie" is, they're going to ask Ginny to get closer to whom? Ron! Her brother! Whoever that person is, they love Ron, and they like to call me names.
Only Malfoy does that though…Aw man, he's "Slytherin Hottie"! And he loves Ron! And he used to love me, and Hermione! What the hell is wrong with these twisted people? They're all creepy! Wow…I can't believe I figured that all out by myself within fifteen minutes! See that Hermione? I'm smart! But none of them can figure out that I know all this, they'd think I'd read their diaries, which is true, but that's because it's in my journal! If I had known they all kept diaries, I wouldn't dare read them. Well I did know, but I didn't know whose entries were in my journal. Hmm…maybe I should tell you about my crushes like everyone else have.
First there was Cho Chang (like everyone has so nicely said), then Parvati Patil (Nobody knew that, now did ya? And Ron and Padma, creepy, like Ron himself). After her was my ex-girlfriend Susan Bones. That didn't last as long as I would have wanted, but oh well, what can ya do? Now I love Hermione. Big surprise since she loves me so much! Betcha she didn't think I could ever lover her, did she? But to tell you the truth LanruojBooksieDaraSlyth (like that – your name is everyone's put together, I lover her hair, and her cinnamon eyes. They're gorgeous. Not to mention her gorgeous figure either. That's not why I lover her though. I lover how she's one of my best friends, she has a good head on her shoulders, she's always been by me even when Ron hasn't been. She the one for me!
Hmm…I'll check back here tomorrow to see if anyone has said anything. I might be wrong about whose those people are, it's just who I think they are. I'm hungry…
From,
Gryffindor Heartthrob (I wanted a special name too)
Things worth Doing:
Ask Hermione Out
Make sure not to let anything slip about me knowing anything about anyone
Wrap gifts. Ahh!!!
Potions essay. NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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