Author's notes: Wheee ...Lalala... -Doesn't know what to say- ..; WELLL! I had a busy week. THANK GOD today's Friday. I had to wake up at four this morning though ..; Didn't finish my homework because I had a band concert last night. And I had A LOT of homework T-T; E-V-I-L homework. OH WELL, I GOTS TWO WEEKS OF SCHOOL! And that's TIGHT! :D -Is very happy about that fact-
Neko-Girl18: I'm in a....Writing Mood! Bwuahahahahaha! :D!
Aamalie: That's truuuuuue. Hmmm... Mwehehehehehe.
Rest, Relaxation &... Neuterazation?!
Okay... 22 days left. That was pretty simple, gave him about three weeks to change back. Not to hard, not too hard.
...
Except for the fact that it had almost been a year, and he wasn't back to normal. This detail, however, was left out in the black cat's mind as he laid his chin against the light-blue armrest, of the armchair in Sango and Kagome's apartment living room, looking at the beige wall ahead of him.
Miroku sunk his claws into the soft material of the chair, before bringing them out half way, and dragging them against it, leaving a few, almost unseen holes in the stitches of the fabric.
He had learned he had to do this every once in awhile, or else his claws would become too long, and uncomfortable when he kept them in his tiny paws.
Taking in a deep breath, and letting it go, almost in a cat-like sigh, the small feline began to form a plan in his head, weighing out the time he had.
Preferably, he had 1 week to settle in, and the next two to prove to this 'Sango' (as he had found out) that he was indeed, a human. Not too hard, not too hard...
Right?
Well... He certainly hoped so, but he had learned a thing or two about that 'Kagome' girl.
Truth was... She could be a nut.
She was always too cheerful, and although she seemed rather kind, she had a TEMPER. Oh – and she was hyper too... Maybe a little obnoxious.
The worst part was... He had learned this in less then 24 hours.
He flexed his ears, and licked his nose with his tongue, feeling the scabs that were left on his sensitive cheeks. There were three scabs, almost parallel to each other, in straight lines, starting near his nose and moving downwards.
That female cat was one hellava tough cat...
She had scratched him, because he had been sleeping in Sango's lap.
Talk about territorial...
Well, at least it got him some sympathy. Sango told the female 'NO', at least 9 or 10 times, while shoving a finger against the female's nose. It was rather amusing to watch, actually.
A low purr rumbled in his throat as he thought about it.
He had curled up in Sango's lap, the girl cat had come along, jumped up next to him, woke him up with a hiss, scratched him, and caused him to fall off Sango's lap in surprise and onto the floor, now with three slits that were bleeding.
According to Sango, after she had shooed the female away, the cat wasn't normally like that. Sango seemed to be talking to her self, but hey, animals are always their own private diaries... they think animals don't remember, or understand what they say - - Well, truthfully, animals don't, but because Miroku was HUMAN, he did.
He swished his tail and jumped off the chair, wanting to explore the house a bit more before the two girls got home. He hadn't had much of a chance to explore the cozy little apartment, and now was his chance...
...While they put up 'Lost' posters, and asked around everywhere if he was somebody else's cat. They weren't going to find anybody... sure he had found homes before, but they were never able to keep him.
...Odd. Every house before this one had said that... but, hey, it was his first day here... besides last night. But that didn't count. Why? Because they had gotten home from the pizza place, he had gotten a ride from Sango (snuggly snuggled up in her bosom, WHICH he didn't mind in the least bit), they had arrived back at the house... and the chaos began...
The boyfriend, Inuyasha was it? Had left after making sure the girls got home safely, which left him, Sango, Kagome, the female cat, and the large, fat tabby. The tabby wasn't too much trouble, and had stayed out of his way... actually, out of everyone's way. But that female had been trouble... but even BEFORE that, he had been placed on the floor...
...And scooped up by Kagome, no sooner then he had one fo - - paw forward.
She had then sat down, cooing at him, playing with his ears and whiskers (TO his disapproval), and making baby faces at him. Good lord, he was a man, not a cat! ... She didn't know this of course.
Sango had sunk into the light blue armchair, and turned on the TV, and after several more moments of Kagome playing with Miroku, she turned to Sango, and said,
"What should we name him?"
Sango quirked an eyebrow, and asked,
"How do you know it's a him?"
Kagome just lifted Miroku up by his armpits, his belly facing Sango.
Miroku suddenly felt very exposed.
A blush ran up Sango's cheeks when Kagome did that, although she wasn't sure why... It was a cat after all, right? Sango had quickly looked back at the TV, and muttered an 'Ah'.
"Sooo?"
Kagome had asked, Miroku now once again in her lap.
Sango glanced at Kagome, and shook her head.
"I don't think we should name it until we really know it's ours... We don't want to get to attached to it yet!"
Kagome whined slightly, but had agreed. She KNEW it was theirs. Nobody else could have her kitty.
Miroku had received several more moments of attention from Kagome, before she finally yawned, and said she was going to turn in. She placed Miroku down on the couch and headed off towards her room.
Miroku saw this as his chance.
He jumped off the couch, and ran over towards the armchair where Sango was located, glancing up at her with pleading eyes, a soft 'mew' escaping his tiny cat mouth.
Sango smiled warmly, before patting her lap, indicating he jump up.
He did.
And then he curled up and purred himself to sleep.
Then the female cat came.
And she jumped.
And she hissed.
And she scratched.
And she got shooed away.
Miroku paused on his little self-tour, rubbing against a corner of a wall, hoping that cat wasn't going to jump out and get him.
He was afraid she was.
After she had left the room the night before, and when Sango had decided she was going to bed too, Miroku decided to follow her.
He was a cat, right? No harm in sleeping with her... on her pillow that is.
But that... monster-cat (as he now was going to refer to her as) had come out of nowhere, and pounced on him, claws outstretched.
He ran.
She followed.
He jumped on a shelf.
She followed.
He ran into a vase, broke it, and fell off the table.
She followed.
That's when Sango FINALLY broke up the fight and left the monster-cat locked up in the kitchen for the night.
But, good things can come out of bad.
Sango had picked Miroku up, carried him off to bed with her, placed him on her pillow...
... And given her a front row view while she changed
Miroku had gotten extremely lucky.
He went to sleep purring that night.
Suddenly, a key turned in the lock, and the two girls tumbled in, some 'Lost Cat' posters still in their hands. They shut the door, locked it, and then took a moment to glance around, before their eyes rested on Miroku.
Kagome immediately ran over, but Miroku dodged, and tore towards Sango, weaving in and out through her legs, purring, his tail flicking as he did so.
Kagome frowned, before placing a hand to her chin, saying,
"He seems to like you better..."
A pang of sadness in her voice as she spoke. Sango simply shrugged.
"I dunno..."
She did sound prideful though; couldn't miss the pride in her voice.
Sango bent down to pick up Miroku, who obliged greatly, and jumped into her arms, purring still as he did so.
"Well..."
Kagome started, still sounding a bit angry about the whole 'Cat-liking- Sango-better-then-herself' thing, deciding to tell the 'news' herself.
"It turns out no one has reported a missing cat, and the people at the animal shelter, AND police station, said that it was highly unlikely he belonged to anybody, if there was no report that he was missing. 'There were so many stray cats these days...' he had said. So guess what?"
Kagome asked, talking to the cat. Miroku showed no reaction, but hey, he was a CAT, she wouldn't notice. Mentally, however, he answered, 'What?'
"Tomorrow we take you to the vets to get your shots, and you're also being..."
Miroku yawned at first, shots, not so bad. But the next words shot so deeply into him, like a knife being struck into his chest, he was unsure he had heard her correctly. He had however, and was horrified.
"...neutered!"
Bwuahahaha! I'm so mean. Let's see what happens to the poor Miroku kitty, shall we? I was reading Pet Sematary and they were talking about the cat, Church being neutered, and I just HAD to put it in here XD! Soooo yea... Please Review! =D! I got two pages, which is a MAJOR accomplishment for me! :D Let's make it three... Mwuahahahaha. :D
Neko-Girl18: I'm in a....Writing Mood! Bwuahahahahaha! :D!
Aamalie: That's truuuuuue. Hmmm... Mwehehehehehe.
Rest, Relaxation &... Neuterazation?!
Okay... 22 days left. That was pretty simple, gave him about three weeks to change back. Not to hard, not too hard.
...
Except for the fact that it had almost been a year, and he wasn't back to normal. This detail, however, was left out in the black cat's mind as he laid his chin against the light-blue armrest, of the armchair in Sango and Kagome's apartment living room, looking at the beige wall ahead of him.
Miroku sunk his claws into the soft material of the chair, before bringing them out half way, and dragging them against it, leaving a few, almost unseen holes in the stitches of the fabric.
He had learned he had to do this every once in awhile, or else his claws would become too long, and uncomfortable when he kept them in his tiny paws.
Taking in a deep breath, and letting it go, almost in a cat-like sigh, the small feline began to form a plan in his head, weighing out the time he had.
Preferably, he had 1 week to settle in, and the next two to prove to this 'Sango' (as he had found out) that he was indeed, a human. Not too hard, not too hard...
Right?
Well... He certainly hoped so, but he had learned a thing or two about that 'Kagome' girl.
Truth was... She could be a nut.
She was always too cheerful, and although she seemed rather kind, she had a TEMPER. Oh – and she was hyper too... Maybe a little obnoxious.
The worst part was... He had learned this in less then 24 hours.
He flexed his ears, and licked his nose with his tongue, feeling the scabs that were left on his sensitive cheeks. There were three scabs, almost parallel to each other, in straight lines, starting near his nose and moving downwards.
That female cat was one hellava tough cat...
She had scratched him, because he had been sleeping in Sango's lap.
Talk about territorial...
Well, at least it got him some sympathy. Sango told the female 'NO', at least 9 or 10 times, while shoving a finger against the female's nose. It was rather amusing to watch, actually.
A low purr rumbled in his throat as he thought about it.
He had curled up in Sango's lap, the girl cat had come along, jumped up next to him, woke him up with a hiss, scratched him, and caused him to fall off Sango's lap in surprise and onto the floor, now with three slits that were bleeding.
According to Sango, after she had shooed the female away, the cat wasn't normally like that. Sango seemed to be talking to her self, but hey, animals are always their own private diaries... they think animals don't remember, or understand what they say - - Well, truthfully, animals don't, but because Miroku was HUMAN, he did.
He swished his tail and jumped off the chair, wanting to explore the house a bit more before the two girls got home. He hadn't had much of a chance to explore the cozy little apartment, and now was his chance...
...While they put up 'Lost' posters, and asked around everywhere if he was somebody else's cat. They weren't going to find anybody... sure he had found homes before, but they were never able to keep him.
...Odd. Every house before this one had said that... but, hey, it was his first day here... besides last night. But that didn't count. Why? Because they had gotten home from the pizza place, he had gotten a ride from Sango (snuggly snuggled up in her bosom, WHICH he didn't mind in the least bit), they had arrived back at the house... and the chaos began...
The boyfriend, Inuyasha was it? Had left after making sure the girls got home safely, which left him, Sango, Kagome, the female cat, and the large, fat tabby. The tabby wasn't too much trouble, and had stayed out of his way... actually, out of everyone's way. But that female had been trouble... but even BEFORE that, he had been placed on the floor...
...And scooped up by Kagome, no sooner then he had one fo - - paw forward.
She had then sat down, cooing at him, playing with his ears and whiskers (TO his disapproval), and making baby faces at him. Good lord, he was a man, not a cat! ... She didn't know this of course.
Sango had sunk into the light blue armchair, and turned on the TV, and after several more moments of Kagome playing with Miroku, she turned to Sango, and said,
"What should we name him?"
Sango quirked an eyebrow, and asked,
"How do you know it's a him?"
Kagome just lifted Miroku up by his armpits, his belly facing Sango.
Miroku suddenly felt very exposed.
A blush ran up Sango's cheeks when Kagome did that, although she wasn't sure why... It was a cat after all, right? Sango had quickly looked back at the TV, and muttered an 'Ah'.
"Sooo?"
Kagome had asked, Miroku now once again in her lap.
Sango glanced at Kagome, and shook her head.
"I don't think we should name it until we really know it's ours... We don't want to get to attached to it yet!"
Kagome whined slightly, but had agreed. She KNEW it was theirs. Nobody else could have her kitty.
Miroku had received several more moments of attention from Kagome, before she finally yawned, and said she was going to turn in. She placed Miroku down on the couch and headed off towards her room.
Miroku saw this as his chance.
He jumped off the couch, and ran over towards the armchair where Sango was located, glancing up at her with pleading eyes, a soft 'mew' escaping his tiny cat mouth.
Sango smiled warmly, before patting her lap, indicating he jump up.
He did.
And then he curled up and purred himself to sleep.
Then the female cat came.
And she jumped.
And she hissed.
And she scratched.
And she got shooed away.
Miroku paused on his little self-tour, rubbing against a corner of a wall, hoping that cat wasn't going to jump out and get him.
He was afraid she was.
After she had left the room the night before, and when Sango had decided she was going to bed too, Miroku decided to follow her.
He was a cat, right? No harm in sleeping with her... on her pillow that is.
But that... monster-cat (as he now was going to refer to her as) had come out of nowhere, and pounced on him, claws outstretched.
He ran.
She followed.
He jumped on a shelf.
She followed.
He ran into a vase, broke it, and fell off the table.
She followed.
That's when Sango FINALLY broke up the fight and left the monster-cat locked up in the kitchen for the night.
But, good things can come out of bad.
Sango had picked Miroku up, carried him off to bed with her, placed him on her pillow...
... And given her a front row view while she changed
Miroku had gotten extremely lucky.
He went to sleep purring that night.
Suddenly, a key turned in the lock, and the two girls tumbled in, some 'Lost Cat' posters still in their hands. They shut the door, locked it, and then took a moment to glance around, before their eyes rested on Miroku.
Kagome immediately ran over, but Miroku dodged, and tore towards Sango, weaving in and out through her legs, purring, his tail flicking as he did so.
Kagome frowned, before placing a hand to her chin, saying,
"He seems to like you better..."
A pang of sadness in her voice as she spoke. Sango simply shrugged.
"I dunno..."
She did sound prideful though; couldn't miss the pride in her voice.
Sango bent down to pick up Miroku, who obliged greatly, and jumped into her arms, purring still as he did so.
"Well..."
Kagome started, still sounding a bit angry about the whole 'Cat-liking- Sango-better-then-herself' thing, deciding to tell the 'news' herself.
"It turns out no one has reported a missing cat, and the people at the animal shelter, AND police station, said that it was highly unlikely he belonged to anybody, if there was no report that he was missing. 'There were so many stray cats these days...' he had said. So guess what?"
Kagome asked, talking to the cat. Miroku showed no reaction, but hey, he was a CAT, she wouldn't notice. Mentally, however, he answered, 'What?'
"Tomorrow we take you to the vets to get your shots, and you're also being..."
Miroku yawned at first, shots, not so bad. But the next words shot so deeply into him, like a knife being struck into his chest, he was unsure he had heard her correctly. He had however, and was horrified.
"...neutered!"
Bwuahahaha! I'm so mean. Let's see what happens to the poor Miroku kitty, shall we? I was reading Pet Sematary and they were talking about the cat, Church being neutered, and I just HAD to put it in here XD! Soooo yea... Please Review! =D! I got two pages, which is a MAJOR accomplishment for me! :D Let's make it three... Mwuahahahaha. :D