The Right Thing
By Crazy Chick
CC: Please review...i dont know, this is my first Mario story I'm sooooooo proud! Newayz my ending or *cough*cliffhanger*cough* or at least an excuse 4 one is hilarious! The actual funny stuff comes in the next chappy and if u no me, my 1st chapters (only lol) suck...REVIEW PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! Ok im done
Disclaimer: I dont own Zelda I mean Mario :) no actually I do own Mario!
Crazy Chick: No you dont...
Mario: *runs in with a plate filled with choco chip cookies* Here you go, master!
Crazy Chick: I'm flattered!
Mario: Why? I was talking to the disclaimer!
Disclaimer: I specifically asked for MONSTER, not CHOCOLATE CHIP!!!!!!!! :(
Mario: Comin up!
Crazy Chick: O.o
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"When can I finally get a mission? Life in Star Haven is so boring," a squeaky voice sighed. "Well, you have kept all the rules, but you're just not trained well enough!" a louder voice sighed. That night a small star sat on the windowsill with a sigh (whats with all the sighing?) His name was Twink (sound familiar?) He loved Star Haven which is up in the clouds and had a nice house located right on the silver lining (every cloud MUST have a silver lining! ^_^) but life was sooooooo boring! Then suddenly a big wind swept in! "AGHHHHHHHHHH!" Twink screamed as the wind knocked him right out the window and off the cloud of Star Haven...
"Yo Spike Koopa 159!" Bowser yelled, his voice dripping with annoyance. "I asked for my double latte 5 seconds ago, why isn't it here yet?!?!?!?" A small goomba approached Bowser slowly.
"Umm, Spike Koopa 159 is dead."
"Whatever, you'lll soon be dead too if you don't bring me a double latte!"
"Yipes. Be back in a jiffy!" the small Goomba quivered. And strangely, he was back in a jiffy (which is quicker than a millisecond O.O) It looked like he never left, the only difference was the Goomba was holding a double chocolate latte (yummy!) and panting furiously.
"Did I not ask for mocha?" Bowser [sighed], but not enraged, which confused the Goomba.
"No."
"But I can ONLY have mocha! I LIVE for it!" Bowser started to drool and his eyes went all hazy.
"Umm, we ran out."
"Then buy some more!" Bowser said, snapping awake and accidentally whacking the latte into the Goomba's face. "Oops, this is a cappacino...no, its an ice cap..." the Goomba said unhappily as he licked some of the chocolate ice cappacino off his dripping face, then suddenly perked up. "Oh yeah, I'm going to Mario's party, he shouldn't suspect a thing." Bowser nodded.
"Good work, Goombario."
END OF CHAPTER
CC: Does that name ring a bell? If it doesn't, its Mario's idolizer and friend, Goombario. What's he doing with Bowser? Oh yeah, this story will get to the funny stuff in the next chappie
PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE REVIEW! Its my first Mario story (clearly)
By Crazy Chick
CC: Please review...i dont know, this is my first Mario story I'm sooooooo proud! Newayz my ending or *cough*cliffhanger*cough* or at least an excuse 4 one is hilarious! The actual funny stuff comes in the next chappy and if u no me, my 1st chapters (only lol) suck...REVIEW PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! Ok im done
Disclaimer: I dont own Zelda I mean Mario :) no actually I do own Mario!
Crazy Chick: No you dont...
Mario: *runs in with a plate filled with choco chip cookies* Here you go, master!
Crazy Chick: I'm flattered!
Mario: Why? I was talking to the disclaimer!
Disclaimer: I specifically asked for MONSTER, not CHOCOLATE CHIP!!!!!!!! :(
Mario: Comin up!
Crazy Chick: O.o
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"When can I finally get a mission? Life in Star Haven is so boring," a squeaky voice sighed. "Well, you have kept all the rules, but you're just not trained well enough!" a louder voice sighed. That night a small star sat on the windowsill with a sigh (whats with all the sighing?) His name was Twink (sound familiar?) He loved Star Haven which is up in the clouds and had a nice house located right on the silver lining (every cloud MUST have a silver lining! ^_^) but life was sooooooo boring! Then suddenly a big wind swept in! "AGHHHHHHHHHH!" Twink screamed as the wind knocked him right out the window and off the cloud of Star Haven...
"Yo Spike Koopa 159!" Bowser yelled, his voice dripping with annoyance. "I asked for my double latte 5 seconds ago, why isn't it here yet?!?!?!?" A small goomba approached Bowser slowly.
"Umm, Spike Koopa 159 is dead."
"Whatever, you'lll soon be dead too if you don't bring me a double latte!"
"Yipes. Be back in a jiffy!" the small Goomba quivered. And strangely, he was back in a jiffy (which is quicker than a millisecond O.O) It looked like he never left, the only difference was the Goomba was holding a double chocolate latte (yummy!) and panting furiously.
"Did I not ask for mocha?" Bowser [sighed], but not enraged, which confused the Goomba.
"No."
"But I can ONLY have mocha! I LIVE for it!" Bowser started to drool and his eyes went all hazy.
"Umm, we ran out."
"Then buy some more!" Bowser said, snapping awake and accidentally whacking the latte into the Goomba's face. "Oops, this is a cappacino...no, its an ice cap..." the Goomba said unhappily as he licked some of the chocolate ice cappacino off his dripping face, then suddenly perked up. "Oh yeah, I'm going to Mario's party, he shouldn't suspect a thing." Bowser nodded.
"Good work, Goombario."
END OF CHAPTER
CC: Does that name ring a bell? If it doesn't, its Mario's idolizer and friend, Goombario. What's he doing with Bowser? Oh yeah, this story will get to the funny stuff in the next chappie
PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE REVIEW! Its my first Mario story (clearly)