The Right Thing

By Crazy Chick

CC: Yo whats up peeps? Right now I'm really bored and in a weird mood so if this chapter sucks blame the disclaimer.

Disclaimer: Why?

Crazy Chick: Cuz your ugly!

Some people: OH BURN!

Crazy Chick: This aint freakin Cinderlink...I mean Cinderfella!

Disclaimer: It isn't? No wonder everyone's giving me weird looks about my outfit!

The disclaimer is wearing this weird medivalish rainbow colored outfit with tights, weird boots, tight shirt, you know. But of course the disclaimers wearing mostly red. He always wears red.

Crazy Chick: You look kinda like Link in a Goron tunic with paint dumped all over his pretty little head. [Zelda stuff, jsyk (just so ya know)]

Some people: OH BURN!

Crazy Chick: Nah you look more like mido.

Some people: OH BURN!

Crazy Chick: And if you guys dont stop yelling 'oh burn' I'll have to slap the &(%# out of you until you're more multicolored than the disclaimer!

Some people: OH BURN! Wait a minute, we're the ones being dissed?

Disclaimer: Umm, DUH!

Crazy Chick: Shut up Clifford.

Disclaimer: Do I look like a big red dog to you!

Crazy Chick: You just look like a big red #(!%$

Some people: OH BURN!

Crazy Chick: Thats it, get ready for big red swollen cheeks!

Psychologist: She has a seriously short temper.

Crazy Chick: You too, fatty!

Some other person: Hey wouldn't crazy chick look crazy with red hair?

Actually, that would look pretty cool.

Crazy Chick: I'll stick with red highlights, thank you. Besides, what if I turn my whole head orange like my sister who looks very ugly? (sorry lis AKA convex kirby IM KIDDING)

Some other person: You'd look uglier than you already do!

Some people: OH BURN!

Some other person: Even though tha—

Crazy Chick: Oh shut up and leave it at that.

SORRY ABOUT THAT. I'M ON A SERIOUS SUGAR HIGH. I'M TIRED. AND I'LL LET YOU READ THE STORY. OK? OK.

WHERE WE JUST LEFT OFF...

"Oh, did you go to the doctor's to see about your throat? Is that what you did in Toad Town?" Mario asked, noticing Luigi's unusually squeaky voice. "Um, ya, sure did. I ONLY go to Dr. Tree T.!" Luigi said, then realized he said a bit too much. "Oh, OK," Mario said, then suddenly whirled around on his heel. "Isn't Dr. Tree T. a pediatrician?" "Got to go! Don't want to be late for my ballroom dancing lesson!" Luigi said, suddenly jumping up and scurrying out the door, still hiding his face with the magazine. "What ballroom dan—" "Hi bro, whats up?" Luigi said, coming from the bunk bed room. "What about your ballroom dancing lesson?" Mario said, hands on his hips. He didn't seem to notice that Luigi just went out the door (with the mag) and came back in from the other room (without the mag) "Oh, that was supposed to be a secret..." Luigi said shyly and turned a little red, then added, "I'm supposed to be there right now! Thanks for the reminder!" and ran out. Mario was seriously confused. At least the party was in an hour, where Mario could unwind. An hour later...

Guests started to enter Peach's castle with swimming bags. Peach sat in her room. She was surprised that Mario wasn't there yet...Mario had invited Bowser to the party. Peach still wasn't sure why. There was a knock at the door. Peach sighed, since she knew it was one of the guards coming to say that one of the guests had arrived again. "Your highness," the guard said, "Sir Goombario has arrived." Peach didn't catch it just then, but there was something nervous about the guard's voice.

"I GET THE MESSAGE, DUDE!" Bowser screamed, freaking out Twink. "Cool. It comes with a message-changing feature too, in case 'Say goodbye to 3 wishes' gets old," Twink said, sounding like an infomercial. "Impressive. But I'm not sold yet," Bowser said. "Um...I come in many selections of colors and I'm very nice and friendly," Twink bribed, trying to avoid Bowser's disapproving look. Then Twink decided to remind Bowser of the original purpose. "I come at no hidden costs or anything too. But if you don't want 3 wishes, thats OK..." Twink said. That got Bowser. "OK, its a deal. Now I've got to get to Peach's pool party..."

whteva

"Mama-freakin mushroom-mia, this is boring," Peach said. She wanted to wait until Mario got there, but he was obviously late and Peach was bored out of her mind. Besides, it was hot outside and Peach couldn't wait to show off her string bikini to Daisy and the gang. Just as Peach started to sit up, the guard burst in. "Jeez, can't you knock?" Peach yelled. "So sorry. By the way, theres another guest here." "Is it Mario?" "Nope." "Dammit." "WHAT WAS THAT, PRINCESS PEACHERINIA PENELOPE POPPY PETUNIA PENNY PETAL PATRICIA PRISCILLA PATTY PAMELA PATSY PATIENCE PARSON PAULA PAISLEY PAULETTE PANDORA PEYTON PETRA PERDITA PEONY PEARLIE PAULINA PEARLIE PEGGY PEPPER POLLY PANIZ PARIS PAOLA PARRY PREMALA PORTIA POOKIE POSY PRUNELLA PAIGE PHEOBE PHYLICIA TOADSTOOL?" "Dangnabit." Dangnabit? Where the hell-- "WHAT WAS THAT, PRINCESS PEACHERINIA PENELOPE POP—" "umm, hey." "Hey? I know what you were thinking." "How?" "I wasn't gonna tell anyone...but I have a sort of 'what women want' psychic power thing. Too bad I'm not as hot as Mel Gibson." "Uh, Mel Gibson isn't hot." "Ya think? Thats what my girlfriend thinks." "Whatever. So who's here?" "Uh, King Koopa Bowser shudder and some other little star kid." "Let them in." "WHAT?" "Aw screw you, I gotta go change." "Oh, I see." The guard winked mischeviously at Peach. "EWWW! Changing for Bowser is going TOO far!" Peach grimaced, grossed out. "I just thought...you know...I saw what you bought yesterday..." "What's wrong with my bikini?" "Isn't it kind of, umm, small?" "What are you talking about?" Peach yelled. She saw a teenier bikini she liked, but if her mom was there, she'd totally disapprove, so Peach got a more, uh, covering bikini. "Whatever, I'm going," Peach said, walking to the door. Loser. "I HEARD THAT MISSY!" the guard yelled. Peach quickly dashed down the stairs to the dressing room. It was burning in this (un-air conditioned) hole.

Mario glanced at his mushroom shaped watch. "Mama mia! I'm late, Peachie's gonna be pissed off!" Mario grimaced, worried. Then he grinned. "But I'll finally get to see this bikini Peach has been talking about all week!" Mario ran for the castle after a quick little trip through the warp pipe. Mario was surprised to see people staring in shock at the door leading to Peach's castle. "What's wrong?" Mario asked. "King Koopa Bowser just came! He had a star kid hostage!" a toad quivered. "Oh, ol Bowser showed up, eh? And he brought a guest!" Mario said perkily. Everyone looked at Mario weirdly. "What, is it the hat? It was really expensive!" All the toads looked at Mario's hat. "OK, maybe I got it for $25..." The toads still stared. "OK, maybe for $10..." The toads turned to Mario's hat again. "OK, I got it from Wal-Mart! Happy? Good!" Mario yelled, freaked out. A little kid yelled, "Lets go to Wal-Mart for some cool hats!" And a huge mob of people ran for the nearest Wal-Mart, leaving Mario by his lonesome. Or something like that.

Bowser noticed Mario walk in through the door. "Oh that dumb Mario will ruin my plans! How I hate him!" Bowser growled quietly and fiercely. "Say goodbye to three wishes," Twink started up. "Oh no, what have I done????" Bowser thought. It was getting infuriating. "SHUT UP YOU FOOL!" Bowser yelled. But it didn't work. "Say goodbye to three wishes. Say goodbye to three wishes. Say goodbye..." Bowser thought. "Umm, I don't hate Mario?" Twink continued to repeat the annoying sentence, but quieter. "OK, forget my plans. I came here to have fun, right?" Bowser said with a smile. Twink inhaled a deep breath. "Whew! That was hard! Now lets take a dip in the pool, shall we?" Twink said, floating off towards the pool entrance. Bowser started to follow, then felt a small poke in his back. "What the..." Bowser said as he turned around. There was Goombario, in all his cute innocence. "What are you doing here?" the Goomba demanded, "Could you make it more obvious?????" Bowser started to explain, but Goombario inturrupted. "You know what, I don't care OK? I don't care. But I am afraid to inform you that one of the guards knows. Excuse me, I mean knew..." Goombario said. "What are you trying to say?!?! Take care of him!" Bowser yelled. "Oh, don't worry, I already did..." Goombario said, a glint of pure evil in his eye. "I didn't know you had it in you! Now leave my presence you puny underling..." Bowser commanded, shooing Goombario off and away. "He doesn't know what I'm up to, does he? Well, I guess he will find out his own time........." Goombario said quietly with an evil smirk.

END OF CHAPTER

CC: That was crappy. I can't balance suspiciousness and funnyness I guess. Hey that kind of rhymes! Oh well. Review! Please!