(Kazooie, Banjo, Tiger, D.K. and Diddy came out of a hole that looked like
a very long tunnel)
Kazooie: What? Luigi: What are you guys doing' here? Kazooie: Well first we heard about that idiot Mizar coming, so we tunneled to Tinkler's Island. Tiger: Grrrr Kazooie: Then to Dickhead Krap Island. D.K. and Diddy: Grrr. Kazooie: Then here. (All of the sudden the room was shaking like crazy, and then it stopped after a minute.) Mario: What the hell was that? Luigi: Let's go see. (They went above ground and saw that everything was completely destroyed.) Peach: MY KINGDOM Toad: MY FRIENDS Yoshi: MY SNACK BAR Kazooie: D.K.'s ASS! D.K.: Hey, quit looking at my ass! Banjo: What do we do now? Mario: I suppose we go to poo, I mean Trooper's Island. (Then they went through the tunnel and for 3 hours of Yoshi's dirty pranks and jokes. Then meanwhile out in orbit around Earth, a ship was orbiting it.) Mewtwo: Oh god, where am I? Mumbo: You in Mizar's prisonship Pikachu: Took you that long to figure out, dumbass. Mewtwo: Oh shut your mouth, I can kick your ass so hard. Pikachu: Your mouth can't even move (These two been at it for hours, then the other prisoners got tired of hearing it) Taj: Yo, shut up over there Man: Why, you haven't been quiet either. Taj: Who is that? Link: That's him, over there. (Link pointed to a cell where a man was by himself.) Mewtwo: Who the hell are you? Man: I'm Juno, defender of the 3rd Dimension. Mumbo: Who give damn about 3rd Dimension, we in the 2nd Dimension, now how do we get out of here? Mewtwo: I can teleport out. Juno: You can't you can only teleport from cell to cell. Mewtwo: Damn, wait, if I can contact anyone who's free on Earth, then we can get them to help us. (While Mewtwo was getting ready to do that, the others were getting out of the tunnel and they saw that the island was completely destroyed, and a big statue of Mizar stood where the statue of Taj the genie once stood.) Mario: Mizar¼ (In the middle of the field laid a dead blue bug, Mario went to go check it) Luigi: What the hell is that thing? (All of the sudden, about 900 bugs that looked like the dead one came running out and had our heroes surrounded)
Kazooie: What? Luigi: What are you guys doing' here? Kazooie: Well first we heard about that idiot Mizar coming, so we tunneled to Tinkler's Island. Tiger: Grrrr Kazooie: Then to Dickhead Krap Island. D.K. and Diddy: Grrr. Kazooie: Then here. (All of the sudden the room was shaking like crazy, and then it stopped after a minute.) Mario: What the hell was that? Luigi: Let's go see. (They went above ground and saw that everything was completely destroyed.) Peach: MY KINGDOM Toad: MY FRIENDS Yoshi: MY SNACK BAR Kazooie: D.K.'s ASS! D.K.: Hey, quit looking at my ass! Banjo: What do we do now? Mario: I suppose we go to poo, I mean Trooper's Island. (Then they went through the tunnel and for 3 hours of Yoshi's dirty pranks and jokes. Then meanwhile out in orbit around Earth, a ship was orbiting it.) Mewtwo: Oh god, where am I? Mumbo: You in Mizar's prisonship Pikachu: Took you that long to figure out, dumbass. Mewtwo: Oh shut your mouth, I can kick your ass so hard. Pikachu: Your mouth can't even move (These two been at it for hours, then the other prisoners got tired of hearing it) Taj: Yo, shut up over there Man: Why, you haven't been quiet either. Taj: Who is that? Link: That's him, over there. (Link pointed to a cell where a man was by himself.) Mewtwo: Who the hell are you? Man: I'm Juno, defender of the 3rd Dimension. Mumbo: Who give damn about 3rd Dimension, we in the 2nd Dimension, now how do we get out of here? Mewtwo: I can teleport out. Juno: You can't you can only teleport from cell to cell. Mewtwo: Damn, wait, if I can contact anyone who's free on Earth, then we can get them to help us. (While Mewtwo was getting ready to do that, the others were getting out of the tunnel and they saw that the island was completely destroyed, and a big statue of Mizar stood where the statue of Taj the genie once stood.) Mario: Mizar¼ (In the middle of the field laid a dead blue bug, Mario went to go check it) Luigi: What the hell is that thing? (All of the sudden, about 900 bugs that looked like the dead one came running out and had our heroes surrounded)
