D.K.: All right, gentleman, get your AK's out and start shootin'. (They all shot about 700 dead in the first minute, and then toad was suddenly running out in the middle of the field and spraying shots.) Toad: I'm the king of the world! HAHAHAHAHAHA! (Yoshi started slapping Toad repeatedly.) Yoshi: Toad, get a grip, they are only retarted ass bugs. Toad: Who's Toad? (It seems that Mewtwo got through to them.) Mewtwo: Hello, my name is Mewtwo. Kazooie: Aren't you that idiot who blew up part of the shopping mall in Cinnibar City? Mewtwo: Yes I am. Now I'm in a prison cell, and you need to get to D.K. Island. D.K.: Why? Mewtwo: Uh oh, I sense something bad and need to go, be careful. D.K.: (Trips over a rock.) We willlllllllllllllllllll, ow Mewtwo: were doomed. (Then all of the sudden the island started shaking and a huge dragon rose out of the ground, his name was Hazar.) Hazar: Ahhh, . good to be out again, now, Diddy, is it? I'm gonna kill you this time. Diddy: No, WERE all gonna kill you. Hazar: I think not, runt. (Hazar suddenly jumped up in the air and landed on the island, and the island started sinking.) Hazar: Now you all are gonna die, now I'm gonna, .what the? (They turned and Toad, and Mario were shooting Hazar's wings, they fell off right then.) Hazar: NOOOO, you damn fool now I'm gonna die. (Then water poured over the island and they blacked out. Later Mario woke up and stood up and saw Kamek with a wand.) Kamek: About time you woke up, Lardo, welcome to D.K. Island. Mario: D.K. Island, were here, but where's the city? Kamek: It was totally destroyed when Mizar flew through here. They should be coming about now. Luigi: Who? (Then a ship crash landed on the north side of the island, it opened and revealed people, Mewtwo, Juno, and Pikachu.) Kamek: About time you got here. Mewtwo: We couldn't control the ship, we crashed, and three other guys are unconscious and all you can say as "About time"? Toad: Hey guys, is it just me or did the Egyptians get more advanced? (Just then a huge golden pyramid was coming towards our heroes.) Yoshi: Ah, crap, who the hell is that? (Mizar stepped out of the hovering pyramid and with a dragon on a leash, he stepped in the middle of D.K. Island on stood on the land.) Mizar: So, finally I get to meet the great Mario, how lucky for me. Juno: Wait a minute, your not Mizar, your Barry. (Then Juno jumped up on Mewtwo's head and onto Mizar's face, and forced opened his mouth.) Mewtwo: No, wait, Mizar: Get off you, (Juno crawled into his mouth) Juno: Common Barry, get your dumb ass you here you retard. (Then suddenly Mizar tilted his head back and swallowed him whole.) Mewtwo: Oh that dumbass. Kazooie: You know, he was dumber than Mario. D.K. and Yoshi: I agree. Mario: Oh shut up. Kamek: Enough fooling around, Sesmar Incanto! (A beam of green light shot out of Kamek's wand and hit Toad and he fell dead on some clothes.) Everyone except Mewtwo: TOAD! (Mewtwo powered up an energy ball, and it killed Kamek.) Mewtwo: That's for the little guy. Mizar: No, you idiot, you killed my second in command, no matter I killed you other friends. (Everyone turned around and saw that Banjo, Pikachu, Diddy, and Tiger were dead) Kazooie: Oh my god, Banjo! D.K.: Diddy, my poor little buddy. Luigi: Lets not forget Pikachu and Tiger, we barley knew them. Mizar: Enough! (Mizars eyes glowed red and lasers shot out and hit the 5 dead bodies, they all came together and formed a big lump with a snarling stomach face.) Mizar: Meet Wierdkill, I combined the bodies of your dead friends to make this. Yoshi: This thing doesn't look anything like our friends. (Then Mizar kind of kneeled and said) Mizar: I need to go to the bathroom, Wierdkill sleep! (Wierdkill walked to the center of the island and started sleeping, and Mizar fell asleep) Yoshi: Oh great, now what? Kazooie: Shutup, at least we get to live for another 5 minutes... Mario: Why, that SOB is gonna just kill us anyway D.K.: How the hell will we beat him?! Kazooie: Maybe if Lardo sat on his ugly ass.... Mario: Shat up you dumb bird, maybe we should let him take you and we could run. Everyone except Mario and Kazooie: Good Idea! Mewtwo: Oh shit hes comeing out... Mizar: Wierdkill attack! (The creature got up and started walking towards our heroes, Just then a blue man appeared and blew up Wierdkill, and sent Mizar flying into the pryamid, and the thing blew away at the speed of light.) Mario: Who are you? ?????: You must defeat Mizar, it must happen, you don't all three demensions will be destroyed. Mario: But, . (Then the figure dissappeared, and a ship landed and another figure came out, he looked like Mizar, but his limbs weren't robotic.) Mario: Who are you? ?????: My name is King Alcor, and I am Mizar's brother, I'm here to capture him.