Random Plotless Insanity
By Molly of Ozz and Legalan Greenleaf
Disclaimer: DUH! We don't own them!
Chapter Five: Period the Third (More stuff happens)
~*~ Math ~*~
"YEE-HAW! GIDDIUP HORSEY!"
"Uhm. Bran, does the Math teacher always act so insane?" Sulel asked, his eyes never leaving the Math teacher who was 'galloping' all around the room on a hobbyhorse.
"Yep, sometimes, he's even worse. His real name is Mr. Alfsprakendoich (no questions please) but he insists we call him Roy."
"Roy?" Aragorn asked joining the small conversation.
"Roy Rogers," Lily explained, "He's a famous cowboy er." She tried to find a term they would understand. "Sort of like a ranger in a way."
"What's all this about rangers?" Gabrielle asked entering the conversation.
"Nothing." Lily and Bran said hurriedly.
"That was close." Lily whispered to Bran, "How would they react if they found out do you think?"
Bran contemplated what Lily had said, "They would probably act like we were freaks, but then again, the actors they chose for the LotR movies are too close in looks for comfort. Seriously, I don't have the slightest clue." All throughout their conversation, Mr. 'Roy' Alfsprakendoich continued to gallop around the room while spouting random mathematical functions and formulas. Some new students attempted note taking but the majority of the class just sat and talked the period away.
********** ~*~ History ~*~
Rose and Fredrick Spawn of Moose (FSoM) were sitting in Mr. Ferculi's "History" class listening to him rant about Satanic Bibles. Rose raised her hand hesitantly. "Yes," Mr. Ferculi snarled still filing his nails to deadly points.
"Um, I am highly religious and this whole thing sort of go against my religion. Is there any way I can transfer?" Rose asked hopefully.
"No, now sit and be silent."
"Hey FSoM," she started.
"Yeah, Private Pitt (his nick-name for her. Don't ask)."
"Have you met the new guys hanging out with Bran?"
"Yup Private Pitt, I've met them. They seem. weird. You know, like they aren't from this world."
"Really? I just think they're cute. They are soooooo hot." Rose said going off into a romantic dream world.
"Fat chance, Private Pitt. Bran and Lily were quite possessive don't you think?"
"Sooo hot. Huh, what?" She asked looking around.
"Never mind. Oh, Bran gave me this." He handed her a sheet of paper. "I got one too."
"Sleepover, cool."
**********
"Are you sure it was wise to have them over for a sleepover?" Lily asked Bran for the billionth time. "I mean what if they find ou-"
"Relax Lil's, everything will be fine."
"Famous last words of Branwyn O'Roarak." Lily commented.
A/n Legalan: SORRY!!!!!!!!!! Hectic lifestyles lead to loss of chappies. I couldn't find this one for months, hence, the delay. The next one will be out VERY soon, I swear!! Molly: (Growls) It had better. Legalan: Yah know, if it weren't mostly people we knew reading this, they might think I invented you or vice-versa. Molly: (Growls again) Legalan: (meeps) MEEP!! OK!!!!!!!!!
Chapter Five: Period the Third (More stuff happens)
~*~ Math ~*~
"YEE-HAW! GIDDIUP HORSEY!"
"Uhm. Bran, does the Math teacher always act so insane?" Sulel asked, his eyes never leaving the Math teacher who was 'galloping' all around the room on a hobbyhorse.
"Yep, sometimes, he's even worse. His real name is Mr. Alfsprakendoich (no questions please) but he insists we call him Roy."
"Roy?" Aragorn asked joining the small conversation.
"Roy Rogers," Lily explained, "He's a famous cowboy er." She tried to find a term they would understand. "Sort of like a ranger in a way."
"What's all this about rangers?" Gabrielle asked entering the conversation.
"Nothing." Lily and Bran said hurriedly.
"That was close." Lily whispered to Bran, "How would they react if they found out do you think?"
Bran contemplated what Lily had said, "They would probably act like we were freaks, but then again, the actors they chose for the LotR movies are too close in looks for comfort. Seriously, I don't have the slightest clue." All throughout their conversation, Mr. 'Roy' Alfsprakendoich continued to gallop around the room while spouting random mathematical functions and formulas. Some new students attempted note taking but the majority of the class just sat and talked the period away.
********** ~*~ History ~*~
Rose and Fredrick Spawn of Moose (FSoM) were sitting in Mr. Ferculi's "History" class listening to him rant about Satanic Bibles. Rose raised her hand hesitantly. "Yes," Mr. Ferculi snarled still filing his nails to deadly points.
"Um, I am highly religious and this whole thing sort of go against my religion. Is there any way I can transfer?" Rose asked hopefully.
"No, now sit and be silent."
"Hey FSoM," she started.
"Yeah, Private Pitt (his nick-name for her. Don't ask)."
"Have you met the new guys hanging out with Bran?"
"Yup Private Pitt, I've met them. They seem. weird. You know, like they aren't from this world."
"Really? I just think they're cute. They are soooooo hot." Rose said going off into a romantic dream world.
"Fat chance, Private Pitt. Bran and Lily were quite possessive don't you think?"
"Sooo hot. Huh, what?" She asked looking around.
"Never mind. Oh, Bran gave me this." He handed her a sheet of paper. "I got one too."
"Sleepover, cool."
**********
"Are you sure it was wise to have them over for a sleepover?" Lily asked Bran for the billionth time. "I mean what if they find ou-"
"Relax Lil's, everything will be fine."
"Famous last words of Branwyn O'Roarak." Lily commented.
A/n Legalan: SORRY!!!!!!!!!! Hectic lifestyles lead to loss of chappies. I couldn't find this one for months, hence, the delay. The next one will be out VERY soon, I swear!! Molly: (Growls) It had better. Legalan: Yah know, if it weren't mostly people we knew reading this, they might think I invented you or vice-versa. Molly: (Growls again) Legalan: (meeps) MEEP!! OK!!!!!!!!!
