Hikari: NOOOOO my pina colada attacked me!!!
Yuki: Poor yo- wait a minute... Vana! Check for alcohol!
Vana: ...There appears to be none in there, Chief.
Yuki: Good.
Hikari: ....Er...
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---Day 1: Saturday---
Hikari eventualy got tired of fighting with KoEnma and went to watch the fridge for signs of life. She recorded
every failing minute up until the phone rang (Time: 3:00 AM). she was reluctant to leave her studies, but got up to answer
the phone anyways.
"Hello? This better be important, I was in the middle of a very important scientific breakthrough."
The voice who answered was a girl-child's whispering voice. "I'd like some pizz- I mean... Seven dayss...."
"...Right. I'm gonna go back to the fridge now."
"Wait! No! Um... So how's life going?"
"...Great. I guess. Now if you would please excuse me, I'm returning to the science."
Hikari hung up the phone and went back to her studies. Yuki walked in and opened the freezer.
"Sorry to interrupt your... ahem, 'studies,' but I must get some sweet snow."
"Whatever. Hey, do you know anyone with like laryngitis or something? Someone just called and they're voice was
all raspy. I figured it was one of your friends because I had no clue who they were. First they asked me for pizza, then they
said something about a week and seemed desperate to start a conversation with somebody."
"...How do you figure it was my friend?..."
"Because I had no clue-"
"Ok, ok, I get the point. Did they leave a name?"
"No."
"Then it was probably one of Rachel's friends. They're bad about stuff like that."
At that point, Rachel walked in. Good timing, neh?
"Hey Rachel, one of your weird friends called."
"...Which one?"
Hikari shrugged. "Dunno. Didn't leave a name. But they did sound like they had strep or something. Creepy raspy
voice-ness-ness...ness."
Rachel turned white as the fridge door. "That... that was Samara!"
"So that was her name? Ok, next time she calls I'll-"
Yuki slapped her forehead. "Do you NOT remember... 4 hours ago?!"
"Uh... sure I do... Why? Did something happen?"
"Gaaaaaaah... nevermind..."
Kitty ran in. "I think Hiei's gone mental!!!"
Hikari rolled her eyes and moaned, "Again???!?!??!?!"
"...Yeas."
Rachel, Kitty, Yuki, and Hikari ran (well, Yuki kinda slid around, she was in socks on a wooden floor.)
They found Hiei on the floor twitching insanely and mumbling about something. While... rocking... and being curled up in a ball.
"...Hey, Hiei, are you alive?" Hikari asked.
"Of course he's alive, stupid, otherwise how would he be rocking?" Yuki rolled her eyes.
At this, Kitty spoke up. "It's all in the magic of Clorox!!!"
"..That's true."
"...You know, for someone who needs to make a copy of a tape in seven days, I sure haven't done much."
"...Whatever."
"Aren't we going to check to see if Hiei's alive or the powers of the magic of Clorox are at work?"
"Oh yeah..."
Hikari, Yuki, and Kitty promptly began poking Hiei. In return, Hiei greeted them with a glare.
"HE'S ALIVE!!! OH, THANK THE GREAT ELDERS OF THE CEILING FOR OUTLAWING THE USE OF CLOROX!!!!!!"
"Hikari, Yuki, Kitty, may I ask what you are doing?"
"We were poking you, duhr!!!"
"That's not what he meant, Hikari..." Yuki groaned. "We were making sure you were alive. We weren't quite sure, because
when that Clorox was outlawed, boy, was it maaaaad."
"...Tell me, how did you know the Clorox was mad?! And what does this have to do with anything?!"
"All in good time, Hiei. All in good time."
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Hikari: ...I decided to keep this going because a little birdie told be to.
Yuki: Hey, I ain't no birdie!
Vana: And I ain't no grammar teacher!
Midoshi: Gee, I wonder why......
Hiei: ...R&R so we'll know if they're'll be a third chapter, or a very quick death.
Yuki: Poor yo- wait a minute... Vana! Check for alcohol!
Vana: ...There appears to be none in there, Chief.
Yuki: Good.
Hikari: ....Er...
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---Day 1: Saturday---
Hikari eventualy got tired of fighting with KoEnma and went to watch the fridge for signs of life. She recorded
every failing minute up until the phone rang (Time: 3:00 AM). she was reluctant to leave her studies, but got up to answer
the phone anyways.
"Hello? This better be important, I was in the middle of a very important scientific breakthrough."
The voice who answered was a girl-child's whispering voice. "I'd like some pizz- I mean... Seven dayss...."
"...Right. I'm gonna go back to the fridge now."
"Wait! No! Um... So how's life going?"
"...Great. I guess. Now if you would please excuse me, I'm returning to the science."
Hikari hung up the phone and went back to her studies. Yuki walked in and opened the freezer.
"Sorry to interrupt your... ahem, 'studies,' but I must get some sweet snow."
"Whatever. Hey, do you know anyone with like laryngitis or something? Someone just called and they're voice was
all raspy. I figured it was one of your friends because I had no clue who they were. First they asked me for pizza, then they
said something about a week and seemed desperate to start a conversation with somebody."
"...How do you figure it was my friend?..."
"Because I had no clue-"
"Ok, ok, I get the point. Did they leave a name?"
"No."
"Then it was probably one of Rachel's friends. They're bad about stuff like that."
At that point, Rachel walked in. Good timing, neh?
"Hey Rachel, one of your weird friends called."
"...Which one?"
Hikari shrugged. "Dunno. Didn't leave a name. But they did sound like they had strep or something. Creepy raspy
voice-ness-ness...ness."
Rachel turned white as the fridge door. "That... that was Samara!"
"So that was her name? Ok, next time she calls I'll-"
Yuki slapped her forehead. "Do you NOT remember... 4 hours ago?!"
"Uh... sure I do... Why? Did something happen?"
"Gaaaaaaah... nevermind..."
Kitty ran in. "I think Hiei's gone mental!!!"
Hikari rolled her eyes and moaned, "Again???!?!??!?!"
"...Yeas."
Rachel, Kitty, Yuki, and Hikari ran (well, Yuki kinda slid around, she was in socks on a wooden floor.)
They found Hiei on the floor twitching insanely and mumbling about something. While... rocking... and being curled up in a ball.
"...Hey, Hiei, are you alive?" Hikari asked.
"Of course he's alive, stupid, otherwise how would he be rocking?" Yuki rolled her eyes.
At this, Kitty spoke up. "It's all in the magic of Clorox!!!"
"..That's true."
"...You know, for someone who needs to make a copy of a tape in seven days, I sure haven't done much."
"...Whatever."
"Aren't we going to check to see if Hiei's alive or the powers of the magic of Clorox are at work?"
"Oh yeah..."
Hikari, Yuki, and Kitty promptly began poking Hiei. In return, Hiei greeted them with a glare.
"HE'S ALIVE!!! OH, THANK THE GREAT ELDERS OF THE CEILING FOR OUTLAWING THE USE OF CLOROX!!!!!!"
"Hikari, Yuki, Kitty, may I ask what you are doing?"
"We were poking you, duhr!!!"
"That's not what he meant, Hikari..." Yuki groaned. "We were making sure you were alive. We weren't quite sure, because
when that Clorox was outlawed, boy, was it maaaaad."
"...Tell me, how did you know the Clorox was mad?! And what does this have to do with anything?!"
"All in good time, Hiei. All in good time."
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Hikari: ...I decided to keep this going because a little birdie told be to.
Yuki: Hey, I ain't no birdie!
Vana: And I ain't no grammar teacher!
Midoshi: Gee, I wonder why......
Hiei: ...R&R so we'll know if they're'll be a third chapter, or a very quick death.