Mrl's Reno 911 Episode
Hi guys, my first Reno episode. I'm so mad it has no category.
I hope you like it. I think it's pretty true to form, at least for a first season episode, which was when I wrote it. And I wrote it BEFORE I saw the episode about the Homeland Security.
Also, I do not own Dangle, Junior, Garcia, Weigel, Clemmy, or Raineesha. I do own Tom Lennon, he is MINE! OK no I don't, but I own Ben Garant, it's in a contract! (I also own Michael Showalter and Ken Marino. DIBS!!!!!) just kidding.
and if you never saw The State, you wouldn't get that. Sorry. You lose. :P
and now, Mrl's Reno 911 Episode, entitled...
"Sexual Harassment"
INTRO:
Lt. J. Dangle and Dep. T. Junior are driving in the car talking.
Junior: "Remember when MTV was good?"
Dangle (looks at Junior then back to the road): "MTV sucks, man."
Junior: "I know, but it USED to be good."
Dangle: "Yeah I guess, I guess there was some good stuff on there at some point..."
Junior: "Like Beavis and Butthead. Whatever happened to them?"
Pauses.
"All those old shows, man..."
Dangle: "What about the State?"
Pause.
Junior: "Nah that show sucked."
Dangle: "Yeah."
Pause.
Junior: "Look out!"
Dangle (looking at Junior while driving): "Don't recall that one."
Junior (pointing to the road in front): "Look out!!"
Crash and airbag.
CUT SCENE
OPENING THEME SEQUENCE