SCENE 2

Lt. Dangle and Dep. R. Williams are speaking to the camera.

Dangle: "I think that this is a good thing. We really need to crack down on the, ahh,

sexual harassment and uh… innuendos… here around the station."

Williams: "Hey, now, you didn't say nothing about innuendos."

Dangle stares at her.

"Well, as long as I can still hit on my lover I'm fine."

Dangle(chewing gum): "Lover?"

Williams (after a long pause, with attitude): "… Jones!"

Dangle: "No. No you can't."

Williams: "Yes, I can, honey it ain't harassment if he likes it! And he loves his

Raineesha."

Long pause.

Dangle: "No you can't."

Williams: "Yes I can, and don't nobody ever sexually harass Weigel either."

Dangle: "No. No, definitely not. God, no." Pause. "And no you can't."

Williams (whispering to camera): "Yes I can."

Long pause as if Dangle didn't hear her.

Dangle (very quickly): "No you can't."

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