SCENE 10
Squad car
2:58 pm.
Jones: "If the lieutenant really wanted to put a stop to all sexual harassment, I think he'd
have to, uh, quit with the shorts."
Garcia: "Definitely. I completely agree."
Jones: "Because that's where all the problems are stemming from. Right there. It's like
the, it just, gives off an aura of sexual… harassment."
Garcia: "Totally. Uh-huh."
Pause.
"But, in all fairness, Jonesey, you're part of the problem too."
Jones: "Huh?"
Garcia: "Look, all I'm sayin is that, what you and Clementine do in the privacy of your
own… motel room, well, that's your own business. But sometimes you could
keep your hands off a little, you know?"
Jones: "You're just jealous."
Garcia: "I'm not jealous. Been there, done that. And got tired of it. If you know what I
mean."
Jones stares at Garcia for a moment.
Johnson(Over the radio): "You have not, GARCIA!!!"
Jones: "You left the police radio on?"
Garcia: "No I didn't, you did."
Johnson(Over the radio again): "I wouldn't f you, Garcia, if you were the last
LIVING THING on the PLANET! I'd rather hump a dog!"
Dangle(Over the radio): "Guys, this is what I was talking about when I said no personal
or explicit material over the radio."
Jones and Garcia look at each other. Jones shuts it off.
Garcia: "Whoa, hey, what do we got over here? Pull over, pull over."
Jones pulls the car over. Jones and Garcia get out and approach a kid
selling lemonade at a stand.
"Whatcha sellin here, son?"
Boy: "Lemonade. Want some? It's only a dollar!"
Jones: "A dollar? That's a lot of money for a little cup of lemonade, don't you think?"
Garcia: "Yeah, you might lose some customers to some competition, there."
Boy: "Fifty cents?"
Jones(smiling): "Sure, why not."
Jones and Garcia each pay for a lemonade, then notice a sign that says
"Ask About the Grass" in crayon in a child's handwriting.
Garcia: "What else you selling there, boy?"
Boy looks jumpy.
Boy: "Nothing."
Jones: "What about the, uh, the grass?"
Boy: "I mow lawns."
Garcia: "That so? You mow lawns, huh?"
Boy: "Yep."
Garcia: "Bulls."
Jones tries to grab the boy but he starts running away.
Jones: "Don't you run! You better get back here! I'm gonna find your parents!"
Garcia opens the boys cash box to find $20 and $50 bills. Shows it to Jones. They laugh, high five, and pocket the money.
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