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#Stripping For James
Chapter Pick a Number and It'll be Close Enough
**************AUTHOR SPIT**********
Sorry to put my notes at the top ( I HATE when people do that, but I've done it twice so shame, shame.). I'm leaving for 4 days-ish and I wanted to put something up real quick before I packed my stuffies. Since I have like 30 minutes to write this it'll be really fucked up. Sorry ^_^, oh yeah and this chapter ONLY will be a songfic because I had a dream about it last night lol. And since this song is really damn short, it works ahahaha.
*NEW AUTOR NOTES*****= And I totally cut out the crap songfic thing because it just didn't work. YAY!
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They headed to their Head meeting (a/n: ::cracks up:: ) and found that the prefects that actually could make it were bored out of their minds. Usually the prefects would start the meeting with suggestions for upcoming events and the Headboy or girl would come near the end and pick out the best ideas.
Not today. The only work that apparently got done was Dean Lillard from Hufflepuff drawing a huge stick-figure battle death scene on the chalkboard.
James was about to congratulate Dean on the scene when Lily stepped on his foot. Apparently she thought it was no big accomplishment.
"But sweetie, he even has them all labeled!", James pointed out giddily.
It was true. All the various stick-figures were appointed names ranging from students to teachers. Lily looked closer and saw that Dean had drawn a small James standing on the head of a decapitated Snape. James saw it too and beamed proudly.
"Ten points to Hufflepuff!", Lily sighed as James shook Dean's hand solemnly.
"Enough of the testosterone sharing, what did you guys come up with for the 6th-7th year ball?", Lily took out a small notepad and pencil while James just started to draw more stick-figures.
"Well…", Reena Red a Ravenclaw (a/n:: what me put in subliminal messages for you to READ REVIEW and RECOMMEND?! Lies!) sighed.
"Yes?"
"Well the list we have says;
- Have a street boxing compition
- Make couples wear matching colors
-Get Dumbledore to hire the Weird Sisters
- Make Lily and James have a kissing booth
- Play only Donnie and Marie Osmond songs for dancing"
"Uhhh I see…", Lily tapped her pencil against her cheek.
"Honey? Do you have any input?", She turned to James as he started making gurgly death noises while drawing a sword through an unfortunate stick-figure's throat.
"Yeah they all sound like good ideas.", he said absently not even turning around.
"Right.Thank you Sir James Battle God of Stickland.", she sarcastically bowed to his back and earned several giggles form the group of girls. Most of the boys were watching avidly while James illustrated.
"Anyways you guys, these things conflict with each other. We cannot have just Donnie and Marie songs. Sorry.", Lily gave a sympathetic glance toward the Ravenclaw boy who stifled a sob.
"As for me and Sir James having a kissing booth…well, we'll see.", she winked at a blushing Gryffindor.
"What about the other ideas?", Reena Red from Ravenclaw inquired (a/n:: you want to let me hypnotize you….yes….).
"Umm…I'll see about the band, but the color thing is sort of lame. How about we do famous couples or something?", the group shrugged halfheartedly which she took as an enthusiastic yes.
Several boys started to clear their throats to get her attention.
"Yes?", she glanced at them while scribbling down notes.
"What about the street fighting?", several of them piped up.
"No I don-"
"That sounds great!", James turned around suddenly and cut off Lily in protest.
"Hun, we can't have people beating the shit out of each other at a ball.", Lily whispered at him.
"But, it would be cool! I mean there can be prizes and stuff!", James begged.
Lily turned away from his puppy eyes and James got down on his knees and started to fake cry. The group of prefects burst into laughter.
"Please?Please?Pleaseeeeeeeeeee?!!", James sobbed into her robe.
"Kiss her James! She can't say no if you do that!", One of the boys yelled.
James quirked an eyebrow under his messy hair. Before Lily could get away, he swept her in his arms and kissed her sloppily on the lips. Figuring since they had an audience they should make it worthwhile, he leaned her backwards and Lily clutched onto him dramatically.
"WHO HOO!", the boys whopped loudly as they broke for air.
"I really hope they have that kissing booth.", Dean eagerly imagined himself in James' spot.
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"Well that was a good meeting.", James said seriously as they walked back to the common room.
"Yeah it wa-", a loud BANG rang out.
"What the hell was that?", James looked wildly about as they ran to the source of noise.
When they came around the corner they found Snape and Lucious Malfoy fuming angrily and holding a blackened wand. Before they said a word, Snape turned towards them and gave a hideous glare.
"Your dumb friend did this! Second time this month that Black hexed my wand to explode when I used it!", Lily felt James try not to laugh and she once again stepped on his foot.
"Serveus, we're sorry. Sirius just gets…antsy with lots of homework. And he usually takes it out on people.", She said honestly.
"Oh shut it you mudblood.", Snape spat out.
The next seconds happened so fast that Lily had no time to hold James back.
He had tackled Snape, punched him in the face, and had his wand out scraping the flesh of his neck. While this happened Lucious ran off and Lily stood stunned.
"James! Get off him!", she pulled futilely at the back of his robes as he leaned in closer.
"You say that again to her and you'll fucking feel more pain than even your precious Voldemort can dish out.", he growled and stood up.
As Lily and James turned to walk away, Snape pointed his wand at James's back and muttered, "Locomoto Mortis." and watched his enemy fall to the ground ,legs-locked stiffly together.
Lily wheeled around.
"Mobiliarbus!", she half-shouted as Snape unwillingly floated to her.
"Now I'll make this clear just one time.", she breathed into his face only millimeters away.
"You hex James again and I'll make sure you don't have any greasy-haired kids.", Lily gave a sharp knee to his groin.
The two boy Prefects watching mumbled something about hypocrites and broken street fighting rules.
********************AUTHOR SPIT (yum)***** YAY…..yay…::mumbles in sleep:: ….yay…
::Sirius slaps the author awake::
WHAT? Whazzat? Oh….rightio, on to the next chappy!
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#
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#Stripping For James
Chapter Pick a Number and It'll be Close Enough
**************AUTHOR SPIT**********
Sorry to put my notes at the top ( I HATE when people do that, but I've done it twice so shame, shame.). I'm leaving for 4 days-ish and I wanted to put something up real quick before I packed my stuffies. Since I have like 30 minutes to write this it'll be really fucked up. Sorry ^_^, oh yeah and this chapter ONLY will be a songfic because I had a dream about it last night lol. And since this song is really damn short, it works ahahaha.
*NEW AUTOR NOTES*****= And I totally cut out the crap songfic thing because it just didn't work. YAY!
*************************************************************
They headed to their Head meeting (a/n: ::cracks up:: ) and found that the prefects that actually could make it were bored out of their minds. Usually the prefects would start the meeting with suggestions for upcoming events and the Headboy or girl would come near the end and pick out the best ideas.
Not today. The only work that apparently got done was Dean Lillard from Hufflepuff drawing a huge stick-figure battle death scene on the chalkboard.
James was about to congratulate Dean on the scene when Lily stepped on his foot. Apparently she thought it was no big accomplishment.
"But sweetie, he even has them all labeled!", James pointed out giddily.
It was true. All the various stick-figures were appointed names ranging from students to teachers. Lily looked closer and saw that Dean had drawn a small James standing on the head of a decapitated Snape. James saw it too and beamed proudly.
"Ten points to Hufflepuff!", Lily sighed as James shook Dean's hand solemnly.
"Enough of the testosterone sharing, what did you guys come up with for the 6th-7th year ball?", Lily took out a small notepad and pencil while James just started to draw more stick-figures.
"Well…", Reena Red a Ravenclaw (a/n:: what me put in subliminal messages for you to READ REVIEW and RECOMMEND?! Lies!) sighed.
"Yes?"
"Well the list we have says;
- Have a street boxing compition
- Make couples wear matching colors
-Get Dumbledore to hire the Weird Sisters
- Make Lily and James have a kissing booth
- Play only Donnie and Marie Osmond songs for dancing"
"Uhhh I see…", Lily tapped her pencil against her cheek.
"Honey? Do you have any input?", She turned to James as he started making gurgly death noises while drawing a sword through an unfortunate stick-figure's throat.
"Yeah they all sound like good ideas.", he said absently not even turning around.
"Right.Thank you Sir James Battle God of Stickland.", she sarcastically bowed to his back and earned several giggles form the group of girls. Most of the boys were watching avidly while James illustrated.
"Anyways you guys, these things conflict with each other. We cannot have just Donnie and Marie songs. Sorry.", Lily gave a sympathetic glance toward the Ravenclaw boy who stifled a sob.
"As for me and Sir James having a kissing booth…well, we'll see.", she winked at a blushing Gryffindor.
"What about the other ideas?", Reena Red from Ravenclaw inquired (a/n:: you want to let me hypnotize you….yes….).
"Umm…I'll see about the band, but the color thing is sort of lame. How about we do famous couples or something?", the group shrugged halfheartedly which she took as an enthusiastic yes.
Several boys started to clear their throats to get her attention.
"Yes?", she glanced at them while scribbling down notes.
"What about the street fighting?", several of them piped up.
"No I don-"
"That sounds great!", James turned around suddenly and cut off Lily in protest.
"Hun, we can't have people beating the shit out of each other at a ball.", Lily whispered at him.
"But, it would be cool! I mean there can be prizes and stuff!", James begged.
Lily turned away from his puppy eyes and James got down on his knees and started to fake cry. The group of prefects burst into laughter.
"Please?Please?Pleaseeeeeeeeeee?!!", James sobbed into her robe.
"Kiss her James! She can't say no if you do that!", One of the boys yelled.
James quirked an eyebrow under his messy hair. Before Lily could get away, he swept her in his arms and kissed her sloppily on the lips. Figuring since they had an audience they should make it worthwhile, he leaned her backwards and Lily clutched onto him dramatically.
"WHO HOO!", the boys whopped loudly as they broke for air.
"I really hope they have that kissing booth.", Dean eagerly imagined himself in James' spot.
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"Well that was a good meeting.", James said seriously as they walked back to the common room.
"Yeah it wa-", a loud BANG rang out.
"What the hell was that?", James looked wildly about as they ran to the source of noise.
When they came around the corner they found Snape and Lucious Malfoy fuming angrily and holding a blackened wand. Before they said a word, Snape turned towards them and gave a hideous glare.
"Your dumb friend did this! Second time this month that Black hexed my wand to explode when I used it!", Lily felt James try not to laugh and she once again stepped on his foot.
"Serveus, we're sorry. Sirius just gets…antsy with lots of homework. And he usually takes it out on people.", She said honestly.
"Oh shut it you mudblood.", Snape spat out.
The next seconds happened so fast that Lily had no time to hold James back.
He had tackled Snape, punched him in the face, and had his wand out scraping the flesh of his neck. While this happened Lucious ran off and Lily stood stunned.
"James! Get off him!", she pulled futilely at the back of his robes as he leaned in closer.
"You say that again to her and you'll fucking feel more pain than even your precious Voldemort can dish out.", he growled and stood up.
As Lily and James turned to walk away, Snape pointed his wand at James's back and muttered, "Locomoto Mortis." and watched his enemy fall to the ground ,legs-locked stiffly together.
Lily wheeled around.
"Mobiliarbus!", she half-shouted as Snape unwillingly floated to her.
"Now I'll make this clear just one time.", she breathed into his face only millimeters away.
"You hex James again and I'll make sure you don't have any greasy-haired kids.", Lily gave a sharp knee to his groin.
The two boy Prefects watching mumbled something about hypocrites and broken street fighting rules.
********************AUTHOR SPIT (yum)***** YAY…..yay…::mumbles in sleep:: ….yay…
::Sirius slaps the author awake::
WHAT? Whazzat? Oh….rightio, on to the next chappy!