Chapter 1-2-3-4-Can I Have A Little More?
AUTHOR BLAH BLAH BLAHblah
Woohoo! I'm back! And hey, it was only 3 months since my last update. Compared to the other long stretches of fanfic-lessness (ooh a new word), I'd say that's not to bad. But I'm back again with more promises to update more often and please forgive this lame chapter because I'm desperately trying to bang some plot in here.
And that's proving to be a pain in the-
"Ass?"
SIRIUS!!! I missed you so much! ::hugs::
"I am such a pimp."
Yes, yes you are. Shall we continue onward with the chapter? I know there's some SEXY KICKASS REVIEWERS who keep writing asking why Dumbledore shot you in the neck.
"Yeah, that was a evil thing to do…WAIT! Is Dumbledore turning into Satan?!"
Yes, you are sooo smart.
"I knew it! I fucking rule!"
Try to enjoy the chappy everyone ::tackles Sirius and wrestles::
Everyone stopped clapping as they stared at the fallen figure previously standing as Sirius. Dumbledore motioned calmly for everyone to sit down. Once majority of the students were (excluding Remus, Peter, James, and Lily who rushed to Siri's side), Dumbledore begin to speak:
"It might be shocking to some of you that I have chosen to tranquilize a student. But I must remind you all that breakdancing is against Wizarding Law number 45.8, Section 80. This law was passed in 1900 for some reason I cannot explain. Any student that is found break dancing outside of Hogwarts will most likely get expelled."
"What the fuckin' hell?!", James stared at Dumbledore not knowing weather to laugh or question the sanity of the situation he was in.
"Who would outlaw breakdancing?", Remus helped pull Sirius off the floor with James's help.
"Poor Sirius, he never knew what was coming.", Lily patted his back.
They walked up to the Common Room with Peter trailing a little behind them. James and Lily were still having issues, and they barely talked to each other the whole way up. Instead, it was left to Remus to keep a pathetic conversation about owl droppings going.
"I'll bring him up with Peter.", Remus motioned to the smaller boy once all of them had reached the Boy's Dormitory stairs.
While they carried up a now mumbling-in-his-sleep-Sirius ("That's right Mr. Giraffe, get all the marmalade off."), Lily and James stood awkwardly.
Lily had just started to say something when James cut in.
"I'm sorry. I mean, for whatever it was I did. I've been thinking a lot recently, about us. Actually, about almost everything. What to do after Hogwarts, where to live, and stuff like that. I've just been caught up so much in our future, that I didn't really pay attention to the present.", James bit his lip as he finished.
Lily was silent for a bit, which gave James sufficiently enough time to panic out of his mind.
"Our future?", she finally whispered.
"Er…yes?", James thought he heard hints of tears in her words.
"Oh James!", Lily flung her arms around his neck, "I'd thought you were loosing interest in us. I mean, oh I don't really know what I mean. I'm just so glad that we aren't mad at each other anymore."
James pulled her back a little so he could look into her eyes, "I was never mad at you."
"I know I just-", Lily was cut off by the return of Peter and Remus.
The Next Morning
"Rise and shineeeee!"
"No no no…five more minutes Mom.", James buried his face farther into his pillow.
"NEVER! SLEEP IS FOR MORTALS!"
"Mom?", James looked up bleary-eyed. "Oh it's just you Padfoot."
"Yes it's just me Padfoot, almighty god of the universe.", Sirius cackled.
"And me, Lily, almighty goddess.", James opened one eye and stared at the foot of his bed.
Lily was sitting there, already dressed holding a long roll of parchment. Sirius was grinning from ear-to-ear possibly having brain damage from hitting the floor last night. James propped himself on his elbows.
"Sweetie, what are you doing up so early? It's Saturday.", he rubbed his eyes.
"Yes I know it is, but the dance is in 6 days James! SIX DAYS! We have a billion things to do.", she started to read off the parchment, " 7 A.M.- Meeting with Professor Mcgonagall to discuss the dance theme. 8 A.M.- Call Honeydukes and arrange prizes for the dueling competition. Oh yeah, me and Remus decided to have a dueling thingy so all the prefect boys could get there fill of blood for the evening. 9 A.M.- Meet with Dumbledore to discuss price estimations…."
James moaned and tried to draw the covers over his head as the list went on and on.
"So that leaves you with about…5 minutes to take a shower and get dressed.", Lily finished reading the days activities.
" Five minutes, but that's not enough time!", James whined while watching Sirius practice ballet moves (his new dance group would be an all boy ballet group called The Pink Pansies.).
"Well I can help you wash your back.", Lily grinned mischievously.
"Me too!", Sirius yelled while landing a jumpy twisty thingy. (a/n: I am so good at descriptions.)
"Is that a promise?", James jumped out of bed suddenly energized and dragged Lily into the bathrooms.
The stepped in and locked the door and started a nice hot shower. James proceeded to strip down as he motioned for Lily to do the same. She tentatively took off her robe, and overshirt. By the time she had gotten to her skirt, James was almost stark naked.
"We only have 5 minutes so you might want to hurry.", James growled lightly staring at her lustfully. (a/n: Oooh!…Sorry I'll stop being immature. ::Sirius runs in:: "Ooooh!")
"Okay, I'm just a little shy and all. You know, standing naked. ", she blushed but slipped off her skirt and underwear.
"This is now officially the best fucking day of my life.", James grabbed her into a hug (a/n: a NAKED hug ahaha) and they stood like that for awhile.
"Are we over the nakedness yet? Because I'm freezing.", Lily giggled into his chest.
"By all means my nude lady! Into the shower!", James lead her into the steamy oasis (a/n: I'm really cold right now, so warmness seems like a pretty lovely oasis to me. ::grin:: Last interruption I promise.).
Lily kissed James for the first time in a downpour of water. He eagerly (she could ::ahem:: tell) wanted to make this a first time for something else, but she had a schedule to keep.
"Mr.Potter, I do believe we should soap you up, lest we be late.", Lily grabbed a bar of soap and lathered up his arms.
"I'd rather be late and enjoy this moment.", James pushed her against the shower wall and kissed her fiercely.
"Mmm, but Mcgonagall's waiting…"
"Fuck her.", James moaned softly in Lily's ear.
7 Minutes Later
James and Lily sat in Mcgonagall's office. James was glaring at the Professor every chance he got and staring over woefully at Lily. They had cut their little shower interlude brief to keep this damn appointment, which in James' opinion was a very bad idea.
"So it'll be famous couples for the theme.", the Professor jotted it down.
"Yep, we couldn't really think of any other ideas.", Lily was shuffling assorted papers for their next appointment.
"Alright, I'll see you two later.", They got up to leave.
"Oh and James…", The Professor called him back.
"Yes?"
"Why have you been glaring at me for the last hour? I don't remember docking any points lately.", She was smiling as she said this and James had the creepy feeling she knew what had gone on earlier.
Repressing his shudder at the vision of all the professors standing around watching him and Lily in the shower, James shrugged and walked off.
AUTHOR MUMBLEYS
So another chapter, another attempt at plot.
I'm FREEZING to death. Brrrrrr. So leave me some lovin. I promise to do better next chapter.
And I Lovvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you.
AUTHOR BLAH BLAH BLAHblah
Woohoo! I'm back! And hey, it was only 3 months since my last update. Compared to the other long stretches of fanfic-lessness (ooh a new word), I'd say that's not to bad. But I'm back again with more promises to update more often and please forgive this lame chapter because I'm desperately trying to bang some plot in here.
And that's proving to be a pain in the-
"Ass?"
SIRIUS!!! I missed you so much! ::hugs::
"I am such a pimp."
Yes, yes you are. Shall we continue onward with the chapter? I know there's some SEXY KICKASS REVIEWERS who keep writing asking why Dumbledore shot you in the neck.
"Yeah, that was a evil thing to do…WAIT! Is Dumbledore turning into Satan?!"
Yes, you are sooo smart.
"I knew it! I fucking rule!"
Try to enjoy the chappy everyone ::tackles Sirius and wrestles::
Everyone stopped clapping as they stared at the fallen figure previously standing as Sirius. Dumbledore motioned calmly for everyone to sit down. Once majority of the students were (excluding Remus, Peter, James, and Lily who rushed to Siri's side), Dumbledore begin to speak:
"It might be shocking to some of you that I have chosen to tranquilize a student. But I must remind you all that breakdancing is against Wizarding Law number 45.8, Section 80. This law was passed in 1900 for some reason I cannot explain. Any student that is found break dancing outside of Hogwarts will most likely get expelled."
"What the fuckin' hell?!", James stared at Dumbledore not knowing weather to laugh or question the sanity of the situation he was in.
"Who would outlaw breakdancing?", Remus helped pull Sirius off the floor with James's help.
"Poor Sirius, he never knew what was coming.", Lily patted his back.
They walked up to the Common Room with Peter trailing a little behind them. James and Lily were still having issues, and they barely talked to each other the whole way up. Instead, it was left to Remus to keep a pathetic conversation about owl droppings going.
"I'll bring him up with Peter.", Remus motioned to the smaller boy once all of them had reached the Boy's Dormitory stairs.
While they carried up a now mumbling-in-his-sleep-Sirius ("That's right Mr. Giraffe, get all the marmalade off."), Lily and James stood awkwardly.
Lily had just started to say something when James cut in.
"I'm sorry. I mean, for whatever it was I did. I've been thinking a lot recently, about us. Actually, about almost everything. What to do after Hogwarts, where to live, and stuff like that. I've just been caught up so much in our future, that I didn't really pay attention to the present.", James bit his lip as he finished.
Lily was silent for a bit, which gave James sufficiently enough time to panic out of his mind.
"Our future?", she finally whispered.
"Er…yes?", James thought he heard hints of tears in her words.
"Oh James!", Lily flung her arms around his neck, "I'd thought you were loosing interest in us. I mean, oh I don't really know what I mean. I'm just so glad that we aren't mad at each other anymore."
James pulled her back a little so he could look into her eyes, "I was never mad at you."
"I know I just-", Lily was cut off by the return of Peter and Remus.
The Next Morning
"Rise and shineeeee!"
"No no no…five more minutes Mom.", James buried his face farther into his pillow.
"NEVER! SLEEP IS FOR MORTALS!"
"Mom?", James looked up bleary-eyed. "Oh it's just you Padfoot."
"Yes it's just me Padfoot, almighty god of the universe.", Sirius cackled.
"And me, Lily, almighty goddess.", James opened one eye and stared at the foot of his bed.
Lily was sitting there, already dressed holding a long roll of parchment. Sirius was grinning from ear-to-ear possibly having brain damage from hitting the floor last night. James propped himself on his elbows.
"Sweetie, what are you doing up so early? It's Saturday.", he rubbed his eyes.
"Yes I know it is, but the dance is in 6 days James! SIX DAYS! We have a billion things to do.", she started to read off the parchment, " 7 A.M.- Meeting with Professor Mcgonagall to discuss the dance theme. 8 A.M.- Call Honeydukes and arrange prizes for the dueling competition. Oh yeah, me and Remus decided to have a dueling thingy so all the prefect boys could get there fill of blood for the evening. 9 A.M.- Meet with Dumbledore to discuss price estimations…."
James moaned and tried to draw the covers over his head as the list went on and on.
"So that leaves you with about…5 minutes to take a shower and get dressed.", Lily finished reading the days activities.
" Five minutes, but that's not enough time!", James whined while watching Sirius practice ballet moves (his new dance group would be an all boy ballet group called The Pink Pansies.).
"Well I can help you wash your back.", Lily grinned mischievously.
"Me too!", Sirius yelled while landing a jumpy twisty thingy. (a/n: I am so good at descriptions.)
"Is that a promise?", James jumped out of bed suddenly energized and dragged Lily into the bathrooms.
The stepped in and locked the door and started a nice hot shower. James proceeded to strip down as he motioned for Lily to do the same. She tentatively took off her robe, and overshirt. By the time she had gotten to her skirt, James was almost stark naked.
"We only have 5 minutes so you might want to hurry.", James growled lightly staring at her lustfully. (a/n: Oooh!…Sorry I'll stop being immature. ::Sirius runs in:: "Ooooh!")
"Okay, I'm just a little shy and all. You know, standing naked. ", she blushed but slipped off her skirt and underwear.
"This is now officially the best fucking day of my life.", James grabbed her into a hug (a/n: a NAKED hug ahaha) and they stood like that for awhile.
"Are we over the nakedness yet? Because I'm freezing.", Lily giggled into his chest.
"By all means my nude lady! Into the shower!", James lead her into the steamy oasis (a/n: I'm really cold right now, so warmness seems like a pretty lovely oasis to me. ::grin:: Last interruption I promise.).
Lily kissed James for the first time in a downpour of water. He eagerly (she could ::ahem:: tell) wanted to make this a first time for something else, but she had a schedule to keep.
"Mr.Potter, I do believe we should soap you up, lest we be late.", Lily grabbed a bar of soap and lathered up his arms.
"I'd rather be late and enjoy this moment.", James pushed her against the shower wall and kissed her fiercely.
"Mmm, but Mcgonagall's waiting…"
"Fuck her.", James moaned softly in Lily's ear.
7 Minutes Later
James and Lily sat in Mcgonagall's office. James was glaring at the Professor every chance he got and staring over woefully at Lily. They had cut their little shower interlude brief to keep this damn appointment, which in James' opinion was a very bad idea.
"So it'll be famous couples for the theme.", the Professor jotted it down.
"Yep, we couldn't really think of any other ideas.", Lily was shuffling assorted papers for their next appointment.
"Alright, I'll see you two later.", They got up to leave.
"Oh and James…", The Professor called him back.
"Yes?"
"Why have you been glaring at me for the last hour? I don't remember docking any points lately.", She was smiling as she said this and James had the creepy feeling she knew what had gone on earlier.
Repressing his shudder at the vision of all the professors standing around watching him and Lily in the shower, James shrugged and walked off.
AUTHOR MUMBLEYS
So another chapter, another attempt at plot.
I'm FREEZING to death. Brrrrrr. So leave me some lovin. I promise to do better next chapter.
And I Lovvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you.