"Hello, sir. Are you with those kids?" the cashier said as he pointed to
Bart and Lisa.
"Yes." Homer said.
"That will be-"The cashier said as Homer slapped the coupons onto the counter.
"Ok... these are your three balls." The cashier said as he put a pink, red, and purple ball on the counter.
"I call red!" Bart said as he grabbed it.
"Purple!" Lisa said as she snatched the ball.
"Pink? Um, mister cashier guy, can you get me a different color?" Homer said as he gave a dirty look to the pink ball.
"NO."
"Burn in hell." Homer muttered.
"What was that, sir?"
"Uh, I said... uh... this was a great sell!" Homer said as he pushed the kids out to the course and ran away.
[Hole one]
"Lets see, the par is, what?! 3?!" Homer said as he looked at his score pad.
"Um, dad... is just a flat, straight, normal hole." Lisa said as she pointed to the hole.
(10 minutes later)
"Dad, maybe we should go to the hole." Bart said as he yawned, for Homer did not get the ball in the hole yet!
"Never!" Homer said as he continued hitting the ball.
"Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap."
[Hole 18]
"Finally." Lisa said as she and Bart waited for Homer to hit the ball.
"Okay, Homer, you can do it!" Homer thought to himself. Homer went to hit the ball when Bart yelled, "MISS!" Homer was distracted and sent the ball flying into the air.
"My turn!" Lisa said as she set her ball down.
[Bonus hole]
"Okay. You can do this Homer." Thought to him again. Homer whacked the ball SUPER hard into the mountain where the hole was. Even though he hit it hard, it stayed on the ground. Just like the mayor said, a shoe was blocking it, and Homer's ball turned it away from the hole.
"DAD! Did you read the sign? It says, 'Hit softly.'" Lisa said as she scolded her father.
"Well, since your yelling at dad, I'll take my turn." Bart said as he hit the ball into the mountain. It fell into the hole and triggered off the switch.
"I won!" Homer said as Bart sighed and agreed.
"YAY! DADDY IS THE MAYOR!" Lisa said as a special coupon popped out from the mountain.
"Didn't see that coming." Homer said as he pulled the coupon out.
[Later in the lobby]
"S-s-s-ir how d-d-id you ge-e-t that?"
"Well, duh, I won it! PFFFFFFFFF!" Homer said as he handed the cashier the coupon he had won from the bonus hole.
"Mr. Mayor, sir, some guy named, Homer Jay Simpson has won the contest to win mayor for a day! He really did, tell him to come then? Okay. Mr. Simpson, the mayor wants to talk to you tomorrow at city hall at about 12:30." The cashier said as he handed the coupon to Homer, "You van keep that."
"SWEET!" Homer said as he grabbed the coupon.
[Later in the car]
"WOW! I thought the mayor said it was impossible, guess I need a hearing test!" Lisa said as she lifted hear her shoulders.
"Got that right!" Bart said.
"Yes." Homer said.
"That will be-"The cashier said as Homer slapped the coupons onto the counter.
"Ok... these are your three balls." The cashier said as he put a pink, red, and purple ball on the counter.
"I call red!" Bart said as he grabbed it.
"Purple!" Lisa said as she snatched the ball.
"Pink? Um, mister cashier guy, can you get me a different color?" Homer said as he gave a dirty look to the pink ball.
"NO."
"Burn in hell." Homer muttered.
"What was that, sir?"
"Uh, I said... uh... this was a great sell!" Homer said as he pushed the kids out to the course and ran away.
[Hole one]
"Lets see, the par is, what?! 3?!" Homer said as he looked at his score pad.
"Um, dad... is just a flat, straight, normal hole." Lisa said as she pointed to the hole.
(10 minutes later)
"Dad, maybe we should go to the hole." Bart said as he yawned, for Homer did not get the ball in the hole yet!
"Never!" Homer said as he continued hitting the ball.
"Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap."
[Hole 18]
"Finally." Lisa said as she and Bart waited for Homer to hit the ball.
"Okay, Homer, you can do it!" Homer thought to himself. Homer went to hit the ball when Bart yelled, "MISS!" Homer was distracted and sent the ball flying into the air.
"My turn!" Lisa said as she set her ball down.
[Bonus hole]
"Okay. You can do this Homer." Thought to him again. Homer whacked the ball SUPER hard into the mountain where the hole was. Even though he hit it hard, it stayed on the ground. Just like the mayor said, a shoe was blocking it, and Homer's ball turned it away from the hole.
"DAD! Did you read the sign? It says, 'Hit softly.'" Lisa said as she scolded her father.
"Well, since your yelling at dad, I'll take my turn." Bart said as he hit the ball into the mountain. It fell into the hole and triggered off the switch.
"I won!" Homer said as Bart sighed and agreed.
"YAY! DADDY IS THE MAYOR!" Lisa said as a special coupon popped out from the mountain.
"Didn't see that coming." Homer said as he pulled the coupon out.
[Later in the lobby]
"S-s-s-ir how d-d-id you ge-e-t that?"
"Well, duh, I won it! PFFFFFFFFF!" Homer said as he handed the cashier the coupon he had won from the bonus hole.
"Mr. Mayor, sir, some guy named, Homer Jay Simpson has won the contest to win mayor for a day! He really did, tell him to come then? Okay. Mr. Simpson, the mayor wants to talk to you tomorrow at city hall at about 12:30." The cashier said as he handed the coupon to Homer, "You van keep that."
"SWEET!" Homer said as he grabbed the coupon.
[Later in the car]
"WOW! I thought the mayor said it was impossible, guess I need a hearing test!" Lisa said as she lifted hear her shoulders.
"Got that right!" Bart said.